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Rehearsing what the world would fall back on when Oil finally dries up.

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She's beautiful.

Why allow mechanics to eat and squander your money like this? Well, I will understand if this is your first car. Warm and raise it for a longer time before you try to move it. Thank me later.

Kudos to our Police. Other professions have been going on strikes. If Police should go on strike for just one week, u will realize that Police is truly your friend.
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SirVictory:
U never see anything for life na en u come rush go marry because u want to spend as many days possible with her like sey other ways to spend days with her no dey. I laff in Urhobo. Fine couple tho

Is it not better that they married early as Virgins or with much less body counts? The major cause of all problems in the world today (resent alarming rate of divorce, corruption, murder, armed robbery, etc.) resulted from sex. The day you start having sex with another person other than your first love/partner, a large part of your conscience dies. And the more strangers you open yourself to in the name of searching for love, the more selfish you'll become. devil knows this, that's why he deceived so many by trivializing Sex. Sex is grossly spiritual, whether you are a guy or girl, the person u give access to your Private Part can easily destroy your Life and Destiny permanently. Get the mystery, GOD created sex for us as a Sweet covenant bond between 2 persons that have chosen to become 1 (Marriage=Sex. Read Genesis 2:24-25 says "they cleave to become 1 and they were Unclad" . Understand the mystery that devil wants u to keep denying for the rest of their life). Remember, there's no physical way to identify a demon infested witch/wizard in church or in club; that girl, that guy u r planning and craving to have sex with might just be one. So, totally give your Life to Jesus and pray HIM to guide you to your own wife/husband, and HE surely will. Sex is the worst weapon that devil is using to hijack the Glorious Destinies of some youths.

Male nurse?!

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Start you own business.

Work smarter.

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1. No matter how beautiful and handsome you are,
just remember Baboon and Gorillas also attract tourists .

Stop Boasting.

2. No matter how big and strong you are,
you will not carry yourself to your Grave.

Be Humble

3. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.

Be Patient

4. No matter how Light Skinned you are, you will always need light in Darkness.

Take Caution

5. No matter how Rich and many Cars you have, you will always Walk to Bed.

Be Contented Take Life Easy .
Life is short

WHAT A LIFE WE LIVE..

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up.

GOD bless you!

Educated is better and cheaper (if u know what I mean).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4XJk9xaszo

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At least, waking up to a good News this morning. It's gonna be a wonderful day!

You may be shocked, yet you need to know this Truth! Read this thread fully. https://www.nairaland.com/3425142/watch-newly-released-movie-atheist/10#50502763

GRIMMJOE:
I wanted to say at bolded but you seem to have covered that

To be honest, I agree with you 90% and probably those 1 in a million Christian who use there head

The truth is,I am not trying to make people not believe in God,but help them to weigh their option,to seek the truth themselves,stop being scared of hell,excepting something in return for serving God,And for those to reason enough to make a decision if all those story is real,if your God is the right one and he exist,and at this point in my life I can beat my chest to no and I mean no Christian, nor other religion has succeed to prove God existence, we know you can't


And I admit that religion is what keep most people sane,right and obedient, cos most religious commandment are similar to laws of the community but things such as homosexual,transgender are fast becoming the new trend.Every body gone accept it as they accepted
1.Attachment is not a sin
2.wearing trouser is not a sin
3.No need to cover hair in church
4.You can open you eyes when you pray
before all those where sin,they claim no spiritual back up,just as some Christians are now saying no scriptural back up for continues,infinity burning in hell,as well as homosexual

What am saying is that weigh you option,and whatever religion or disbelief,just do the right thing(the moral accepted standard of that community )

[b]Thanks so much for the complement. What you noticed is owing to the fact that not all Christians foolishly swallowed what was preached to us, hook line and sinker as a dogma. You, Me, Muslims, Christians and every Human being should NEVR be afraid of searching for the TRUTH, that's what we are on Earth to do. All we Humans regardless or religion have a common enemy; Death; eternal death in Hell(the wish and plan of satan for humans). Only one person in the long History of Humanity has conquered it. You already know HIM because HE's still very much alive now. I was a strong Tradomedicine Traditionalist till my very Powerful and feared Mentor suddenly died when he was supposed to start enjoying what he has used "power" to acquire. He was very very deep into Metaphysics and I was following so well. This was an eye opener for me that devil only nurtures and feed his followers fat, like we feed broiler chicken fat, in order to slaughter them like Christmas chicken just when they wish to enjoy life most. So, I joined Islam through my Uncle that was sponsoring my University Education then. After 2 years, a Christian guy(GOD Bless that guy, if not for him, I should be mercilessly bombing all you folks in Nigeria by now . For those Christians here that are saving face; not evangelizing, you are more wicked and satanic than bombers, ritual killers and murderers. Who knows how many of them would have come to Christ through you by now) gave me a Book "Who is this Allah" by G. J. O. Moshay(An ex-Imam). This book shook the root of my Islamic believe when I read it. For more clarification and others from below.
http://www.answeringmuslims.com/2014/03/muhammad-had-no-assurance-of-salvation.html
http://www.answering-islam.org/Authors/Arlandson/death_mu_jesus.htm

After this discovery, I started serious research into the Person of GOD. I read "Man Kinds' Search for GOD" by Jehovah witness and so many other books. I did deeper extensive research: Was and Is JESUS really real? Did he walk the surface of the Earth and eat food like I did? Did he died and actually resurrected. It's after being diametrically convinced that JESUS is very real (the only human that has conquered the most fead enemy of man; death) that I gave and irreversibly surrendered my life to YESHUAH Christ JESUS. Do same today and your life would forever be peaceful.[/b]

GRIMMJOE:
Examples are Lobster,Tortoise, Jelly Fish
A very brief explanation

Lobster
they don't die they just keep getting bigger,and when there exoskeleton or shell can't contain them they change it

tortoise
We all know tortoises live for long and mostly seen as wise ,but they actually live forever,just that disease, prey,injury,a broken shell mostly affect them,when tortoise becomes a teenage it inside stop aging

Jelly Fish

The immortality of the jelly is different,it actually quite fishy,they do have the ability to reabsorbed there body,organs when the become too old,or are injured, during this process they engulf n a shell like self,which after they become reborn again as young jelly's

Other interesting animals are:
1.Salamander :It can regrow an entire new limb or hands,legs,tail if it was cut off

2.Electric Eel;Has the ability to generate electricity to knockout a fully grown man

3.Dogs,wolf,cat; most predators can see at night to aid hunting,that's why their eyes glow


humans can also be made immortal by removing the gene that cause our cell to disintegrate, but a serious case of rapid cancer will occur and as we know it cancer has no cure, so eventually the person will die,but maybe later in the future science will find a way to go about that

I really do hope you are not aguing these blindly agaisnt the existence of your creator. Have you accepted JESUS as your personal LORD and Saviour? If yes, congratulations my brother. If not... [b]Men lived like animals those days because they thought we die and end like animals; no afterlife, no judgement, no Power in being holy. That was what they thought. Imagine Imagine if exemplary JESUS was not born, a sane world as we know it today would not exist. Indeed, HE already saved the world by showing that death is not the end of Man; and that sane holiness is very possible.
According to https://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/2015/08/the-challenge-of-secularization.html
A sane World without GOD with is impossible!!! Impossibe!!! Receive JESUS before it's too late for you. A GODless world means absolute chaos! The fear of GOD is what still keep Men sane; don't u get that?! Even now, to some extent, some fathers still impregnate their daughters, men marry men, men kill men etc... It's obvious to all that the Christian GOD only has the best format on how the World should effectively and beautifully run. The true Creator and the eternal Owner of the Universe is, indeed, the best GOD for the World. Attempt to dethrone HIM would automatically make the Islam and the islamic God to take over. Imagine If Iran was the current America; I bet u don't pray for that. [/b]

ollah2:
You were making sense until the bolded. Why must they recieve Jesus Christ? Why not the God amongst the 4999 that exists in the religious world?

Glad u, at least agreed that I made sense at all. Also, the other atheist that quoted me before has agreed that not the okro version is not the only banana that existed long before GMO science of this generation started. The African less sugary asexual self-propagating banana, as we know it now, existed over 8,000 years ago. Long before the birth of the ancestors of the current "scientific authority" trying so hard to disproof Tim. Also, I would have u know that the Internet is now fully controlled. In 2007 when I first read "He Came To Set the Captives Free" by Rebecca Brown, all lot of satanists that Converted to Christianity wrote uncontable comfirmations and even wore regalia and different evidences of what she revealed. Fast forward 11 years after, I searched for same evidences, lo, they've been deleted. By who?! You should know by now.
Adam fell because he wanted to live independent of his Creator, so he ended up being led away by the devil. Same is still the deceit being offered atheist. A sane World without GOD is absolutely impossible. You watched the movies of the world empires animalistic and unruly living, unbriddled immorality and wanton killings that was snowballing into a self-eterminating world before the exemplary intervention of birth and lifestyle of JESUS. Men lived like animals those days because they thought we die and end like animals; no afterlife, no judgement, no Power in being holy. That was what they thought. Imagine Imagine if exemplary JESUS was not born, a sane world as we know it today would not exist. Indeed, HE already saved the world by showing that death is not the end of Man; and that sane holiness is very possible.
According to https://www.theimaginativeconservative.org/2015/08/the-challenge-of-secularization.html
A sane World without GOD with is impossible!!! Impossibe!!! Receive JESUS befoe it's too late for you. A GODless world means absolute chaos! The fear of GOD is what still keep Men sane; don't u get that?! Even now, to some extent, some fathers still impregnate their daughters, men marry men, men kill men etc... It's obvious to all that the Christian GOD, the true Creator is the best GOD for the World. Attempt to dethrone HIM would automatically make the Islam and the islamic God to take over. Imagine If Iran was the current America; I bet u don't pray for that.
2 years ago British Christians started complaining about agressive secularization of the society.
"...criticising ‘secular fundamentalism’
for threatening religious identity and seeking
to remove religion from public life. Many
commentators have argued that new atheism
effectively mirrors the features of religious
fundamentalism, evincing an intolerant and
absolutist worldview that may damage social
and political relations."
https://link.springer.com/article/10.1057/bp.2013.27

jonbellion:
wtf are you saying. Why are you ignorant naaaaaaa. For Gods sake ray comfort even took the video down because he was informed he was wrong. The banana we know today is a seedless tripod an asexual clone bred through banana tree pups these are manually cut side shoots of the parent clone including a stem and some roots. It is only through human cultivation he has managed to survive this long despite the fact it is not sexually propagated. The wild bamanas have hard flesh and inedible seeds. Plus bananas only grow in the tropics. Jesus certainly
had not seen a banana. So if they are designed for consumption why do they only grow in the tropics that people don't have access to. Ray comfort took the video down cuz he discovered he was wrong and you are here defending him nawa oo

If truely he took down the video, that should be because he doesn't have a tertiary education and was overwhelmed by the "scientific authority". They've really schemed so hard to score points against GOD with truth suppression deceiving the gullibles. The okro looking species is NOT THE ONLY UNMODIFIED BANANA form the wide . You can never find a picture of our natural less sugary Local Slim Banana on Internet, try and see. Why?! The only ones we see is the genetically modified smooth ones. I did my research and discovred that our African naturally occiring edible banana as we know it today was a naturally occuring plant since stone age years ago was not genetically modified. In fact, edible bananas as our local African asexual seedless (reproduces by natural spreading suckers)was first propergated from the wide 8,000 years ago without GMO tech. Man knows how to domesticate banana from time immemorial, these satanic scientists masqurading as atheist should stop claiming that the World was so useless till their era. There are good scientists that serves the living GOD too.

https://cwh.ucsc.edu/bananas/Site/Early%20History%20of%20the%20Banana.html

"The origins of the banana are as complex and convoluted as the nature of the banana’s
taxonomic origins themselves. Archeologists
have focused on the Kuk valley of New Guinea
around 8,000 BCE (Before Common Era) as the
area where humans first domesticated the
banana. Additionally, though this is the first
known location of banana domestication, other
spontaneous domestication may have
occurred throughout the Southeast Asia and the
South Pacific. Therefore, Kuk is the first
known instance of banana domestication, but it
is probably not the cradle from which all other
domesticated species sprang."

jonbellion:
lol woooow the banana the atheists"nightmare" the banana is an artificially selected fruit ooooo!!! It was artificially selected by human beings to become edible you can check how the wild banana actually looks with all its seeds and stuff. Ray comfort is an idiot. When he was told he took the video down. How did he expect to know. Him and his sidekick kirk Cameron making fools of themselves wherever they go. He didn't have a university education. Kirk Cameron is a washed up child actor. Yet these are the people that argue against evolution. They are just a joke to the scientific community worldwide
*facepalm*

You and your atheist scientists are bloody liars trying to force evolution down GOD's people's throat. The picture they claimed was just one of the species of bananas. They claimed that "The first bananas MAY have been cultivated some 7,000 years ago and as early as 10,000 in what is now Papua New Guinea and they have been found to grow in Asia." According to: Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3428689/What-fruit-vegetables-look-like-Researchers-banana-watermelon-changed-dramatically-ancestors-ate-them.html#ixzz4O3Wg0R9X
What they don't tell the gullible is that, this 7,000 to 10,000 years old sweet and very edible species such as our local banana was one of the natural GOD-created ones being cultivated by our fore-fathers then. And tech and science as we know it today, was non-existent then. So, these atheist scientist are just trying fabricate a non existent connections between the okro looking plant(may be a specie of banana or not), claiming that our ancestors already did genetic engineering on it to produce the natural banana. Just like till today they are trying head over heels to fabricate a connection between man and chimpanzee, cytoplasm and fish, reptiles and birds, etc. They always woefully fail, they will always fail till they receive JESUS Christ as their personal Lord and Savoir. Only then shall HE show you these secrets you are trying so hard to find.

Cutehector:
This young man has now been admitted to the hospital after he gave a lady head, only to wake up the next morning to find out that his lips had swollen so much it was about to burst open.

According to his cousin ”Icandice Promotions” who posted his photo on instagram;

My Cuzin ate some girl in the plaza pussy and woke up like this… he said the doctor said who eva he gave MouthAction too has a very severe std that hasn't been treated in years… my cousins throat is also swollen. my cousin says when he gets better he is going to expose her because he could have died…. Smh fellas be careful out there.

https://m.facebook.com/IcandicePromotions/photos/a.791108681011474.1073741829.791073384348337/979863578802649/?type=3&source=54&ref=page_internal

I laughed so hard tears was streaming down my cheeks. Using mouth for what P and finger is more than enough to satisfy is just too gross. The mouth that you will still use to preach from the Pulpit on Sunday. Sometimes, I wonder how some humans got to this level of becoming so enslaved by sex and reprobate mindedness. Orgasm is the aim, for well sexually educated guys P and finger(s) is most effective, using the mouth is simply satanic.