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Avalon316:
Do they give employee handbook to Nigerians working in Nigeria?

Hilarious question from an hilarious NairaLander.

Thanks.

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Good. GOD bless Nigeria.

Only a self-deceiving person denies that witches and wizards exist, I know they do; therefore satan exist. I've seen demons physically before. I've know a lot of possessed people that demon spoke from inside them, the demons were commanded to come out in JESUS Name and they did. I've seen a witch-craft bird that is almost the size of human. Definitely, if the destructive satan exist, a higher Power that would finally put him to check permanently must exist and HE does protect his own people. Known as The Almighty YAHWEH whose son, JESUS Christ, was sent to show humanity that Life is all about truly loving ur neighbor as urself. -+. If you are a witch or wizard being controlled by a demon to be deceiving people here, you are lucky because you know you are a deceiver and hell awaits you. Those I really pity are those senseless gullible people that swallow your lies hook, line and sinker; for they would lose the protection of their creator and could easily be killed any time by you blood suckers. [b]My submission to all confused folks here is: Even without full knowledge of GOD/JESUS, since as a genuine Christian you can become educated, wealthy and achieve everything that these atheist and satanists are selling their souls to achieve, stay in JESUS! So, that after death, if you discover that Heaven and Hell doesn't exit, good for you, your morality must have helped u to be a focused brilliant student, becoming a Great Achiever like Ben Carlson impacting lives for good later in Life, unlike the lecturers that distribute HIVs to their female students. And if you die and discover that Hell exist, Better for you as you stroll into Heaven, eternally enjoying and living forever in the sorrow-free Heaven! Either way you have nothing to lose but Everything to gain; the only true win-win. But if you refuse JESUS on Earth, catch HIV from the sexual freedom they promise you, ur life will already be Hell on Earth. And when you die, only to discover that Heaven and Hell exit!!! Had I know would be too late for you.[/b]

I've seen demons before. I also know that witches and wizards exist; therefore satan exist. Definitely, if the destructive satan exist, a higher Power known as GOD Almighty that would finally put him to check must exist and HE does protect his own people. -+. If you are a witch or wizard being controlled by a demon to be deceiving people here, you are lucky because you know you are a deceiver and hell awaits you. Those I really pity are those senseless people that swallow your lies hook, line and sinker; for they could be killed any time by you blood suckers.

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Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart that there's no GOD" Ecclas.12:1 "REMEMBER now thy Creator in the days of thy youth, while the evil days has not yet come..."

The only WAY to be exceedingly great in this Generation and still live forever is to completely Obey and do the Will of your CREATOR
Heb 12:2; Heb10:23; Heb11: 1-End.
We that come to GOD must believe that HE is, and that HE is a rewarded of us that diligently seek HIM. Complete Obedience to GOD Almighty is the Key to achieve all you want, become exceedingly great in this world and live forever in the Life to come. What do you desire to become in this World? Jer29:11 says "HE's faithful to give your your expected desired end if your obey HIM" Some still doubt if GOD exit, the question is does satan exit? Yes, you and I have no iota of doubt that he does. Like many people currently on Earth, I've seen demons before and I've encountered witches, this is why I had to seriously start seeking for the only Powerful and Supreme GOD that exercises HIS supremacy and authority over every other power through Yeshuah Christ JESUS our eternal Lord. satan envied the fact that GOD was being worshiped and he desired to be worship like JEHOVAH, so he ended up being dethroned. he's even madder with man because GOD has given
what satan right of being worshiped not to him or an an angel like him that don't die, but to a Man that died for all men (Heb 5:5). devil bitterly complained in Heb2:6-10 it should be noted that he hates man with total hatred and envy that he did not cry "who is man" but "...what is man that Thou art mindful of him?...Thou crownest him with Glory and Honor and set him over the works of thy hand (including over Angels) This is why satan has being deceiving and recruiting some men and women (witches, wizards) to destroy their fellow men." He has being forcing and deceiving people in the World to worship him. satan represents a set of the angels who coerce and force humans to worship them (this would be for a shot time GOD would soon judge him and cast him into hell). What satan has fought for ages to have, Yeshuah Christ JESUS obtained from GOD Almighty through complete Obedience to HIS Will; now Yeshuah Christ JESUS is not only worshiped in this generation, YAHWEH said unto him "Your throne, Oh Lord, is forever more!", unlike satan that has but a very short time now. In the Garden of Gethsemane when he foresaw the ridicule, shame and excruciatingly debasing pains that he's to endure for what He didn't do, He said "Let this cup pass over me" but quickly added "But not my Will but thy WILL be done" This was where JESUS truly died. The only WAY to be exceedingly great in this Generation and still live forever is to completely Obey the Will of your CREATOR, and so help us YAHWEH in Yeshua Christ JESUS Name, AMEN!

Nigeria shall be great.

These people belong to the devil. Truth is, all of us would die. Yes, we need to try to prevent untimely death but you don't know for certain how u will die (bitter truth). Genuine Christians are not afraid of death. The genuine Christians they killed would soon be risen to live forever while the killers would weep and gnash their teeth forever in Hell Fire! JESUS is coming soon, REPENT!!!

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and exclaimed "Oh my God, I have no idea" immediately he retorted " there is no God" but the deed has been done.
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

"Can man's 6cm brain know all about GOD that created an immeasurable universe? Even the greatest scientists with their giant mainframe computer technologies have not known 1 trillionth of the Universe, they can't even explain the Hand that hangs the Sun on nothing; it has not fallen form where HE placed it, the Hand that keeps the earth; not to veer off ever since it's been orbiting the Sun. The ALMIGHTY is immeasurable MIGHTY indeed!!!"

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned
to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total
stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God,
or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.

"Can man's 6cm brain know all about GOD that created an immeasurable universe? Even the greatest scientists with their giant mainframe computer technologies have not known 1 trillionth of the Universe, they can't even explain the Hand that hangs the Sun on nothing; it has not fallen form where HE placed it, the Hand that keeps the earth; not to veer off ever since it's been orbiting the Sun. The ALMIGHTY is immeasurable MIGHTY indeed!!!"

Happy Independence Day NIGERIA!!!!

In another news, a must read thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2635974/new-pics-igbos-massive-protest

He's not an Angel. The pastor needs help and serious counseling before it;s too late.

A better Nigeria is on the way. A must read thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2635974/new-pics-igbos-massive-protest

I believe that a better Nigeria is on the way, GOD Bless Nigeria. A must read thread: https://www.nairaland.com/2635974/new-pics-igbos-massive-protest

I just love this guy, all Nigerians should be untribalistic like his name. One Love. GOD Bless Nigeria.
A must read here: https://www.nairaland.com/2635974/new-pics-igbo-youths-protesting

GOD Bless Nigeria. A must read here: https://www.nairaland.com/2635974/new-pics-igbo-youths-protesting

We should sincerely support one another regardless of tribal difference.
The pro-democracy group, Ohanaeze Ndi-Igbo Youth Movement ,ONYM, led by Mr Uche Nnadi told newsmen that the rally to the National Assembly was also to protest the use of anti-corruption war by politicians for personal gains.
Some of the groups in the protest are: Ohanaeze Ndi-Igbo Youth Movement (ONYM) and the Coalition of Civil Society and Market Executive for Policy Stability (COCMEP) and New Nigeria Agenda.
The protesters came at the time the lawmakers were resuming from the 6-week annual recess, which caused a log traffic gridlock at the first gate of the assembly.
Ohaneze’s demonstration featured posters of the senate president, Saraki and his deputy, Ike Ekwerenmadu with an inscription “Enough is Enough,” and “Ohaneze Ndigbo Youth support Saraki/Ekwerenmadu.”
President of the group, Uche Nnadi said in the group’s position letter that the rally was also aimed at kicking against the use of anti-corruption war by politicians for personal gains.
“We must state categorically that it is an act of corruption to use the anti-corruption war for party politics and political benefits,’’ he said.
He cited that the trial of Saraki by the Code of Conduct Tribunal was brought up because Saraki emerged as Senate President and subsequently allowed an Igbo man to be his deputy.
The other group, COCMEP, who later merged with the Igbo youth group, were led by their national president, Innocent Okadigbo to the National Assembly.
The protesters therefore called for the acquittal of the senate president by the tribunal.

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/protesters-march-to-n-assembly-in-support-of-saraki/113051.html
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/09/breaking-news-pro-saraki-supporters-barricade-national-assembly/
http://www.theparadigmng.com/?p=38088

Lol. Too much sad news, Nigerians need to ease up. Lalastical, Ishilove and other modes do the needful, FP.

sonofananimal:
THEM DON'T MARRY A GOOD GUY BUT GOT MARRIED TO A MUGU. AND WHEN THE MUGU REALIZE THAT HE HAS BEING MUGULIZE, HE DIVORCE THE BAD GIRL.

You are very right, only the excessively super-stupid guys marry bad girls. Real good guys break up the relationship even when it's a minute to marriage. Watch the 2015 Movie "The Wedding Ringer" and learn.

AntiChrist is coming gradually, this is preview. Some Christians are still getting carried away by fake worldly enjoyments. Freedom to worship true GOD will soon become a thing of the past, by then I would have been be outta here IJN.
Welcome to the new world!

I believe in a better Nigeria. It is possible, it is achievable!

True Love!

Man has is both physical and spiritual part. You make so much effort growing the ephemeral physical part of you; you got admitted into the university because you hungered for education, you work to make money, strive to find Love. Yet, do you sincerely thirst and hunger to grow your spiritual eternal part (the physical is dead without it)?
Below is a must read:

https://www.nairaland.com/2529558/cry-out#37006471

Man has is both physical and spiritual part. You make so much effort growing the ephemeral physical part of you; you got admitted into the university because you hungered for education, you work to make money, strive to find Love. Yet, do you sincerely thirst and hunger to grow your spiritual eternal part (the physical is dead without it)?
Below is a must read:
https://www.nairaland.com/2529558/cry-out

If We Cry Out… - Proverbs 2:3
Intro.: We have focused on the first “if” of Proverbs 2: Receiving, Treasuring, Inclining & Applying. Now we’re ready to move on to the second “if”. We’ll find that this 2nd level is more aggressive. 1st we were called to “silence”. Now, we’re commanded to “cry out” & “lift up our voices”. Our silence before God captures His attention & brings Him pleasure in response to obedience. “Crying out” stirs something up in the heart of God. It moves God to action on our behalf. 100’s of times throughout the Psalms, David cried out to God & called the people to do the same. READ: Psalm 18:6-7
Hunger to be filled with Holiness, Holy thoughts and Holy Spirit
Man has is both physical and spiritual part, wise people make relentless defeatless efforts to grow their spirits in Truth and Righteousness in preparation for eternal Life. You make so much effort growing the ephemeral physical part of you; you got admitted into the university because you hungered for education, you work to make money, strive to find Love. Yet, do you sincerely thirst and hunger to grow your spiritual eternal part (the physical is dead without it)
A. Spiritual hunger is the currency of heaven
1. Salvation is a completely free gift
2. It is based entirely on what Jesus did and it cannot be earned
B. Spiritual hunger is key to receiving deep things of the Kingdom
1. I am NOT saying that we can earn intimacy with God
2. But receiving deep knowledge requires a certain heart posture
3. Building a relationship requires both time and effort
a. It also requires both giving and receiving
NOTE: As in any relationship, a level of trustworthiness must be achieved before God will release to us the deep things of His heart. A desire for information won’t achieve this. We must long to know what moves the heart of God so that we might bring Him pleasure.
QUOTE: John G. Lake wrote, “God’s purposes come to pass when your heart and mine gets the real God cry, and the real God prayer comes into our spirit and the real God yearning gets in to our nature. Something is going to happen then… It becomes the supreme desire of your soul, the paramount issue – all the powers and energies of your spirit, of your souls and of your body are reaching out and crying to God for the answer. It is going to come, it is going to come, it is going to come.”
C. Have you ever seen hungry people or ever been hungry yourself
1. Real hunger turns people into savages
2. Hunger makes us unreasonable, dangerous and miserable…
3. Yet, hunger also makes us completely focused & determined
NOTE: Jesus said that people who are hungry should be envied, because their cry will be answered, their hunger will be satisfied.
II. God’s Response to Hunger
NOTE: The people in the following Bible references were desperate. They were starving for God. They did not have a plan “B” when they came to Jesus. They were truly hungry.
A. The Canaanite Woman – Matthew 15:22-28
1. A gentile women, desperate for her daughter’s healing
2. She repeatedly cries out to Jesus and His disciples
3. Three separate times she pressed Jesus for a miracle
4. Even when the door seemed shut, she kept knocking
5. Jesus tested & proved her genuine hunger
a. First, He ignored her
b. Then He told her He was sent to the Jews, not the Gentiles

See what the Mighty Creator (the eternal Owner and Controller) of Heaven and Earth emphatically says in Matthew 5:6

GOD is not an author of confusion. Years of translation and retranslation by different individuals, perspectives, races, languages and background might have caused some anomaly but, unless you want to deceive yourself, u & I know that the original summary word of GOD is "Love ur Creator with all ur heart and Love your neighbor as ur self"(doing opposite to these is the cause of ALL problems we see in the world today); wise people follow JESUS' counsel. The real issue is that everybody in this generation now knows that satan is real, and GOD is real. To deny this is to live in myopic self-deceit. Even the quran copied some of the Bible; Human 6cm brain can never fully understand all about the Great CREATOR that created an immeasurable universe, even the scientist with all their MainFrame Gigantic Computers have found it impossible to measure the universe, count the number of stars, etc... They daily inexhaustibly discovers new species of fish in water, new planets, etc... They've only understand and discover a micro-fraction about man and matter. Atom was once said to be the smallest unit, later electron, proton and neutron. Now we have photons, nucleons etc... tomorrow they'll still continue to inexhaustibly discover little knowledge about an Awesome Creation of Great CREATOR. "We that know our GOD..." OP, the last lap of WAR for souls of men is going on, knowingly or unknowingly, u r either sending souls to Hell or winning Souls into HEAVEN. To be used by YAHWEH ur Creator or by satan ur destroyer, the choice is yours.
[b]Remember that GOD chased Adam, Eve, Humanity into this land of punishment in order to give them time and chance to repent. Unlike Man that would have destroyed rebellious creatures, in HIS infinite mercy that HE provided us the raw materials to make technology, Concrete houses etc... in order to make this place tolerable and endurable while we reconcile and resubmit our total Love and Obedience to HIM. Is it because you are eating chicken, using iPhone, Internet and driving Lambougini Poche that you want to end your precious eternal Soul here?! Stop being deceived by satan, your Eternal Soul is worth much more. No matter the flashy lights, concrete houses and internet, a land of punishment is a land of Punishment. satan is trying hard to make Humanity to forget that the best that man's 6cm brain can create can NEVER, in the most minute sense, be compared to the awesomeness of a World (Garden of Eden) created by GOD ALMIGHTY HIMSELF; that's where we shall live forever not die in hell like those that fell in love with this decaying world. Compared to what we shall eat in Heaven, chicken, sugar, etc.. would taste like sand and technology, that's currently getting people carried away, would be totally useless and ridiculous.[/b]