D fact dat u guys havnt bn in touch 4 a while makes u a perfect candidate bro.our natural inclination 2 b supersticious always gets d bettr of us makn our imaginations run wild, i stil believe u could av been setup.

@ OP,it could have an April fool's stunt.I once pulled off sth like dat wit a friend some time back,realy thought it wus funny bt my guy fainted, all hell wus let loose when he came to,

If ur fine boy 2much,dem say u turn gay.,if u must chop,people must talk
, (if nobdy talks abt u)
yem smtin make i hold or i hold u, (mybelle oh myhead oh)

4rm d way d fada sounds,he could b an overbearn one.africans and der mentality

True talk dearie,tort i was d only 1 thnkn n dis directn.

I refuse 2 waste time raining invectives on u cos Karma already took care of dat.u're gettn ful recompense 4 ur 'selfless & zealous endeavours'so mak u no complain.To tink pple celebratd @ ur birth beats me, MR ENDOWED!

I've kinda discovrd in d hard way dat men despite their strong physiques realy kant handle "certain emotnal baggage".They badger u wit questions bt wen u drop it, i'v created an automatic ducktape over my mouth.wat he doesn know wldnt kill him.Also i avoid probing 2 much.I REALY DONT WANNA KNOW!.Our relatnshp is healthier 4 it.

Ma flow tighter than a d**k in a butt, & i never let a dboi boink 4 free.its barbie b**ch u can join d wave, NICKI, ,

I also wld like 2 believe u hadnt taken burantashi or viagra in anticipation of a marathon session,dat part of ur body wld not only have been traumatised bt rendered out of service 4 some time

Ur story funny sha.2 blame u wld mean adding salt 2 a festering wound.u learnt ur lesson no doubt.a lot of NL members also will,bt d power of punny never ceases 2 amaze me, bt bros d thing realy hold u sha!lollll

I think he's one hell of a stingy guy,maybe she'd initially askd him 2 buy her a bottle,just like several tymes in d past & he'd declined.Ladies dnt tak kindly 2 this & even d most seemingly "trivial misdemeanour" unleashes d "dragon" within.I'd advice ur friend to tak a walk cos he just got d boot.roflmao**

This post could not have come @ a better time.Never realy saw the necessity until my mum's home wus buggled 7 times in barely 4 months.We had lived in d said house 4 over 8years,bt as soon as she lost her son that livd wit her,they turned our home 2 a Mecca of sort, armed robbers & hoodlums tak advantage of d fact dat nobody is brazen enough 2 confront them.every one cowers & looks the other way when a neighbour is being robbed, its realy heartbreaking.

My belle oh!my head oh! 4 dat track alone Mi has beaten d pass mark .d album "she" tithe.

He's done more harm dan gud 2 d image & credibility of Nigerian futbal

Got a bank credit alert frm an ex as early as 8.20.been grining 4rm ear 2 ear.

Touche`

I light a candle 4 my brother. Ure Chokwe who left us last yr Oct 20th 2009 ,he died haven collapsd 4 unknown reasons @ d stadium,wus in coma 4 3 days b4 he gave up.It wus one effect of d ASUU strike,startd takn fitness lessons due 2 boredom.I'l miss u 4ever. I'v takn hope in reincarnation ,believn one day u'l come back 2 us.adios

Buena suerte!

Dis i promise u,by Nynsc

What do u do wen ur family membrs talk abt "enemies"247,blamn dem 4 everythn even toothache,

Munya cn gt 1,000,000usd or even d world 4 all i cr,d fact remains dat UTI WON,UTI IS NUMBER 1 and munya is d loser & 2nd to MR UTI.nyorder tin na CONSOLATION THINGS.gbam

See ow des men of God rush to remarry wt reckless abandon,yet no1 has ever dimed it fit to applaude d widow Arch.Bishop Benson ldahosa left behind.MARGRET,rather pple r quick to jugde ha wt make up,na wa oh!!even Eunice osagiede too is nt left ot,des women dserve awards &acknowledgment & nt d oposite.

Boxers(small free once)&a t.shirt.