Ur sense of humour is amazing.,.lwkmd.d whole idea of a "white/english wedding",a wedding gown dat costs fortunes(dat'l I'll only get to where once!),unecessary fuss abt asoebi,endless canopies,flower arrangements and colours...jeeezzzz!..I had a colleague who had to travel outside of d country to get matching colours of fr her shoes n purse!!!.I'm not advocating fr a bland and colourless wedding,bt I feel it shld be as simple and classy as possible.Wt "real " friends in attendance,nt acquitances who'd eat my rice and still find something to complain abt...bridal shower ko,bridal shower ni..mtchew

Ur sense of humour is amazing.,.lwkmd.d whole idea of a "white/english wedding",a wedding gown dat costs fortunes(dat'l I'll only get to where once!),unecessary fuss abt asoebi,endless canopies,flower arrangements and colours...jeeezzzz!..I had a colleague who had to travel outside of d country to get matching colours of fr her shoes n purse!!!,is something I don't quite understand.I'm not advocating fr a bland and colourless wedding,bt I feel it shld be as simple and classy as possible.Wt "real " friends in attendance,nt acquitances who'd eat my rice and still find something to complain abt...bridal shower ko,bridal shower ni..mtchew

vizkiz:
what about seun osewa and his bingo dog?

*coughs*...

sikells:

yeah..pastor abraham

true dat.

I stayed at FCT 1 and loved every minute of it.Hostel belonged to some renowned pastor and was looked aftr by some "prophetess".The first advice I got frm a neighbour was "if ur generator stops in d middle of d nite fr some inesplicable reason,DON'T come out to check"!!!.I learnt to mind my business and avoid unnecessary friendship esp frm females.Avoid accepting "unusual" favours .a friend of mine had an argument with a biker.she refused to pay d extra 20naira d bikeman was demanding and some overzealous boys "buy d matter",physically assaulting d bikeman.He left with an ominous"una go see".A week later,two of d guys were shot at close range by unknown gunmen wielding locally made pistols.They both survived bt still have dents in dia skulls as a permanent reminder! I once stoppd to fix my nails at a beauty parlour close to the transformer,d blatant lust and lewd stares I kept getting frm some of d girls made me do a double take and I ran fr dear life.They seemed ready to pounce on me..lwkmd.In Ekosodin,every one is a potential threat.

U made the same mistake,men have and will continue to make....taking for granted someone who gave u her heart and soul.Someone obviously smarter is reaping the benefits.I only hopes he realises what he has and cherishes her for d Queen she realy is.Stop whining and move on!!!

Meet some of the new pups,"Vicky",and "Rusell"...named 'em aftr some of my siblings..lollz

Jimmy"stud"

Here's Jimmy"stud"

@ op,thank u fr a brilliant and well thought out piece.It warms my heart when women speak up against the serveral injustices plagueing our kind.Female bashing has become the norm and rather than protest,we pretend to "not hear" wats all around us.Its even more dishearthening to know dat d loudest name callers and bashers are the same men who'd chase anything in skirt,old or young,married or single,sowing their wild oats with reckless abandon!these same nitwits and iiddioots would readily go on a 30 day dry fasting and prayer seession just to marry a VIRGIN!!!..its laughable.Tnk u fr making my day.

I've been meaning to take up martial art classes bt just can't seem to find the time.Now,is the time to act...if I don't take care of myself,who will

JustMe24:


Are you male or female?

female