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Now u know how it feels...

And he still don't know d gravity of what he did until he receives his disappointment letter......

So If I put ON my air-condition den start work u go tel me dat crap abi?


Dat girl won just show herself....


Worbbish.....

The neck sha....

Waste of electoral materials....

What I hate so much is that part you said you love your wife......

Seriously, that woman is not your wife,...

U can forgive her if u like, but taking her back is on your own peril.....

benzics:
These people are the most unstable creature on planet earth
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If I dey lie...just follow their line of thought !
Example:

Buhari :
my government will pay unemployed Nigerians 5k every month.

Zombies:
sai Baba... change is here..Nigeria will rise again!
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Buhari:
I never promised to pay unemployed Nigerians 5k each month.
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Zombies:
No mind those Jonathanians. With their fake news. Show us links where he promised that. We are solidly behind you. Nothing for yam eaters
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Buhari :
We have started collection of data to enable us pay the unemployed graduates 5k.
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Zombies :
Where are those TANoids that said Baba is not a promise keeper...shame on all PDP. Baba till 2023 !
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Buhari:
I wont pay 5k to unemployed youths. Its not a priority !
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Zombies:
Baba is right! Whats the use of 5k? What can 5k do to anyone. Mr president we love u. Best president ever!
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I wont be surprised if I wake up tomorrow and hear :
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Buhari:
Unemployed Nigerians should pay 5k every month to the government.
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His idiotic zombies will be like:
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Zombies:
Think of what u can do for your country and not what your country can do for you. Baba is right. But I know those unpatriotic wailers wont pay
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Abeg no vex o. Is this thing ordinary?

Hahahahahahah.... U have answered the question oh, people called zombie of course, it's normal because they are zombie, normal human won't be so gullible to anything.....




Funny guy.... Lol

Too much to bring a country down.....



Good move....

UnknownT:
It appears that she doesn't only sell dogs, she sells herself too

Actually, she is the dog..... Don't mind the (s) attached.....

OK, I guess it's RAT season....


Snake season is over....

When it's time for iguana season pls u guys let me know....

My dear these are state roads and it has nothing to do with Jonathan,

Blame your governor.....

Beside u don't expect him to touch all part of naija in his tenure,...

Great men graduated from dat skool,..... Proudly.

airmirthd1:
Simple.....
Just stand at his back dey follow him up and down.... When he stands, you stand. When he sits you sit..... Anything he does you do but not with his wife o....

And after all you'll be a witness to the marriage by signing their certificate alongside with their families(fathers and mothers)....

Witness?

Really??

Not bad though..... Thanks deary

Alejhandro:
To be eyeing the chief bridesmaid

Fear nor let me use u as a best man,.... Lol

Udochee:
i think basically if the groom wants to pass an urgent message across in the course of the reception he delegates the bestman,the bestman also helps to keep the groom coordinated(from adjusting his suit,tie,cleaning his sweat)..a few i know

I so appreciate, so apparently, I am a P.A to the groom right?

It may sound strange but I have not really gone to church for a marriage ceremony, I do prefer reception though.

Right now, I have been called upon by a very good friend to be his best man I have accepted, suit has been prepared and the marriage is on the 6th of next month.

Furthermore, i have absolutely no idea what a best man does in a marriage ceremony, in other words, I don't want to F-up oh, so I would need you guys help on d major and minor duties of a best man...

Thanks.

I can't see him cry.....

Nice..... He appreciates....

I AM INTERESTED. .....

Jealousy....

I came to see if smile is back on his face...


Yeah there is.....

God will continue to put smile on his face forever....

The governor may not even be aware of dis illegal extortion....

This guy is serious oh....

Eidosky:
sorry for the late response. I was offshore and couldn't come on here to update. The issue is, your fake stamp already portrays you as experienced cos 18 months on-board is enough to have verse knowledge about the ship. Even if you are to go on board, you will be expected to tackle some task without supervision like rigging a pilot ladder or chipping and painting, operating the winch and windlass, lowering the gangway, etc which is one of the things u learn in ur early stages. Am afraid to tell you that you are not ready for a job but to learn. So if you are looking for a job which you can get with your record, you will struggle with alot of things but if u are a fast learner, you can meet up.

God bless u, but that stamp is not fake, it's duly endorsed by a registered shipping master, the fake Herr should be the seaterm I guess,....

Furthermore, i can cope and catch up very easily, Beside I have the videos of all u just mentioned, putting it in practice should not be a problem to me,

Finally, how can I get a reliable and trust worthy agent or link towards having a job, I really need one...

Is there a way I can reach u apart from nairaland...?

Thanks a million.....

postingnysc:
Are you sure Infinix hot note 2 is 22k? Someone bought his 31k last week ooo.. I will like to knw where they sell it @ dt price..

Sorry to meant hot 2, not hot note 2....

Someone please tell me what it means to devalue naira and the implementation....



Thanks...

Gosh see dat guy eyes....

OP u need to go back to market and make a proper enquiry of the price.....

By now u should know dat it's not same amount....

Infinix hot note 2 is now 22k not even 18k....

But buhari said he will defeat boko haram if he win na....
How come US dey talk another tin.....

OP u nor try oh, u nor fit go close snap d guy make we see..... Why u con dey say he body swell up like who confess witchcraft when u nor show us d pics to see......


I need d graphic version of this story.....

adipemcanis1:
I did....no probs.



Because...thanks to the drop in oil prices...we do not have the cash for all the good things you Nigerians like...like subsides, low university fees,low hospital fees,roads,etc.

Nigeria needs oil to be at $123 per barrel just to keep the books balanced. Oil is at $35 per barrel. You do the math.

Sorry....but the era of awoof cash is over.Countries like Denmark that have lots of goodies pay heavy taxes.

And the stamp duty has always been there

And u think Denmark is using the money generated from tax as personal luxury??

Of course u and I know that our country don't use dat money for development, instead they lavish it...


Hmmmmmmm..... God help us