₦airaland Forum

flybiz08:
English murdered!

I am shocked.

MAD people. They should rather go and put gun on Buhari and Osinbajo head to reverse it nah. Useless people.

Where are these useless boys that call themselves National Association of Nigerian Students (NANS) and the useless adults that call themselves Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC), is this not the right time for these two useless association of thieves to match to PAN factory and lock is once and forever?

adadike:
This man obviously needs Jesus. May God protect us from the wicked. God protect me from my friends and village people, I can take care of my enemies.

Stop saying this nah. What does he need Jesus for? The useless man should die while doing juju and voodoo so that he can have a comfortable place in Hell. He does not need Jesus. Let him continue making juju and voodoo until Thunder strikes him dead, then he will meet his father Lucifer.

Nairalandwizerd:
those with brains understand my yarn.

It takes an empty skull to give this type of comment.

Szkpytqgdcvx925:
Kill your people and blame fulani for it, as if u are not same set of people that burn their king house in Lagos, and destroyed innocent people business.

not up to week again u killed 7 innocent Fulani's and now u are coming with this one. But don't forget there is pay back time

This one is typing from the psychiatric wing of the Isolation Centre. Imagine a mentally unstable man now infected with COVID-19/20/21. He will become eratic and hallucinating,.

IgboWarlord:
Westerners,if una like mey una siddon dey look while these invaders take over your lands and kill ur people..Be freaking Proactive,do unto them before they do unto you...

We muveeeeee

We have been ready for them since.

In no distance time no single Northerner will be left in South West, just watch it.

Let's go there.

solmusdesigns:




Ipob won't like this

The same people that supported 74 year old Donald Trump , 74 years Old Atiku would call 68 year Old Tinubu Old

Supporters of Atiku with multiple Corruption allegations would come here to preach about anti corruption

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You mean the Adamawa Bobrisky

Oizatobad:
SO THAT DRUG WOULD BE LEGAL_ __WHEN WILL NIGERIA PEOPLE LEARN

No, it is so that drugs trafficking to Indonesia, Malaysia, China, India, Europe and America by your brothers will be punishable by beheading at the village square

Fahdiga:
Let the delusion continue. It is good that Tinubu is wasting his loot this way at least boys will be happy. imagine a world renowned drug lord who is in the same mould as El Chapo, Pablo Escoba becoming Nigeria's president. imagine the kind of embarrassment Nigerians will be facing in the hands of airport workers all over the world when they present their Nigerian passport simply because Tinubu, a well known druggie is our president. God forbid bad things

This your 5% inconsequential votes just dey shak you like alcohol. Tinubu is going all round the country meeting fellow power brokers, mobilizing youths and elderly while you and your fellow clowns are waiting for the Presidency to be zoned to your village so that only your village people will contest. Keep on waiting. We disgraced you in 2015, we humiliated you in 2019, come 2023, we will completely annihilate you from Nigeria’s politics.

sacajawea:
Ookaayyyyy, is that what they were primarily designed/created for, to fight Herdsmen Problem?
How is the recruitment done, who qualifies?

Come nah. Come along with the next set of killer herdsmen coming to Yoruba land and see whether your head will be vomiting money after being mined or not.

AfonjaMuslim:
Edo really needs something like this. Fulani have taken over the bushes there

Please fast fast. Blood sucking vampire herdsmen should not stay anywhere in the South and remember that when we chase them from Yoruba land, the next place they will move to is Edo. Please talk to your people in Edo. Go to Edo forum where your people meet snd discuss, let your people know that we Yorubas are about to start mining the heads of killer herdsmen and when we start that, the useless vampires will run to Edo.

Farukshy:
Hmm very soon they will leave there job and be looking for northern doing there normal work and here in the north there people are doing there business freely

Which work? If I see you as a person, I will donate you to skull miners. Go back to your desert and go and continue your killings there you this blood sucking vampire. Normal work kee you there

Blood sucking vampire herdsmen are in hot soup. Several heads will be mined and use for rituals. Since you don’t want to stay in your blood flowing desert, we will teach you sense. Few of you will escape being used for rituals here, but when you run to Igbo land, you will be used for pepper soup remember that SOME Igbos, Calabar, Akwa Ibom eat human flesh.

But wait oooo, if I use the head of Niger or Mali or Libya or Chad herdsmen for money rituals, what currency will the spirits provide for me? Naira or Mali or Niger currency. Anyone here who has done something like that before should please come and enlighten me.

Blood sucking vampire herdsmen = bandits = Boko Haram must all be flushed out of Southern Nigeria. I thought Yorubas will never be in agreement with Igbos and Creek Boys, but on this killer herdsmen issue, we must come together to wipe them out of Southern Nigeria, then we can resume back our Yoruba Versus Igbo generational fight.

Dear OP, please don’t let me see you with that guy again, if I do, then I will take it up with both of you personally. Such an insecured guy. We the executives of the Yoruba Demons Association (YODA) and the Sweet Boys Association (SBA) are very disappointed in this your ex-boyfriend.

But where were you dey sef when I dey look for wifey?

MelesZenawi:
Shut it.

There is freedom of expression in Nigeria.

Let Government decide if their plea is right or wrong.

So you also do zoning in LG election, yet you don't want North-East and North-Central to produce the President of the country when you know they have not done their turn. Or have they?

NwaAmaikpe:


It is not wrong.

You stood your ground...it is your right not to disclose personal informations to employers just as it is your right to remain jobless.

I admire your doggedness and arrogance in poverty...you refused to answer it in your written interview and you got a clue to remedy this basic goof in the oral interview but your village people got the best of you.

I won't blame them for not eventually employing you either. Someone who writes like this is not fit to be a janitor in a local school let alone a teacher.

NwaAmaikpe is this your comment ontop this matter or you and the guy don get one katakata before?

3rd Class degree holders should go and do Yahoo Yahoo. Idiots and nincompoops are not useful. Stop deceiving your friends tell them the truth so that they stop clowning around.

Righteousness2:
Whether you Choose to be SMAN or CGAN, what is Most Important is For you to Give your Hearts to JESUS.

Once you Genuinely Accept JESUS, you will be ensued with the Power to live and be a son of GOD.
This is what is Important

Consistently jobless

Okay. Buhari was right after all, Nigeria’s youths are lazy

So, Stingy Men Association of Nigeria is an Association of Fuckboys looking for free pusssy. Well, it’s not bad. When an Yahoo boy meets a runs girl, it means an unfortunate person has meet a cursed human.

Everything is related to Politics according to you. Your head no correct.

Let Fulanis come in large numbers so that we can mine all their heads and use for money rituals. Useless blood sucking vampires

Kaduna1stson:
Fulani people are always peaceful and quiet. We have been securing oyo state for over a hundred years while yoruba people dance away their time at owambe parties.

They should be grateful for all we have done for them, even selecting their son to be vice president in our country.

My advice to you people is to stop biting the finger that is feeding you.

This one is typing from the psychiatric ward of the Isolation Centre. You cannot secure your region from blood sucking Boko Haram, but you want to secure Yoruba land. Isn’t it obvious that you need psychiatric evaluation? This is how chronic madness starts

NwaAmaikpe:





This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.

NAIRALAND! The Craziest, the Weirdest.

Sharonstone7719:
Send him to boarding school

This one should be castrated

Kyrian1118:
This morning around 3am my wife and I were having sex and the kids were fast asleep , I couldn’t bother to locked the door because I knew they were fast asleep and none of them would wake up , as we continue I was in the mood about to cum when my son of two years walked into the room shouting for his mummy I was still on the top of her and doing it slowly because I was about to cum without my son noticing , it was dark too.

I whispered to my wife to not say anything we will keep quiet until he leave but while I was still riding his mother in silence , he climbed to our bed and started crying mummy where are you, at this point I had to allow him to go to his mum , I was so angry and locked myself to the bathroom and mastrubate until i cum. This is not the first time he has been doing this .
I came out of the bathroom and he was asking me so many questions which I ignored him and slept. I left for work without playing with him like we do every day.
I am beginning to hate him because he is trying to separate my wife and I . Anytime we are busy he is also interfering and our two daughters of eight and four are never like him , I do allow them to have their mum attention during the day all day unless they are at school and why can’t he allow me to enjoy my wife at night . I feel like my son want to take over my wife and I hate him. What do I do to stop him for interfering between my wife and I ?

You need psychiatric evaluation. Sex snd Cum kee you there. Hating a two years old boy who cannot differentiate his left from right just because of SEX? I think you should not have been a father, but can we question God?

So a young lady sat down to put up this rubbish, it seems Buhari was right after all because only a lazy youth can sit down to put up this nonsense without ingredients

Mikehot:
Western Education is Haram apologist don see opportunity to implement his boys believes codedly

Okay. If not that you are another mentally unstable person who is now down with COVID-21 the Pro Max edition of COVID-19/20, then you would have known that the white pigs in Europe that brought education to you have also shut down their schools.

But you cannot remember this because COVID-21 also causes memory loss snd mental imbalance.

Stephenlord:
I believe GEJ would have handled things differently from the way this vegetable Does


shaa wetin concern Aboki with school?

Another mentally unstable person posting from the Isolation Centre

Mentally unstable obessed idiot