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AMEN

synanza1:
A Nigerian teacher was
sent to China to
teach....The first day he
entered the class, he
decided to call attendance.
He called d first
name, "Sheng", a student
stood up and
answered "present sir". He
called the second
name "chu muon ",
another student answered
"present sir".Suddenly he
sneezed "hatchia".
One student seated at the
corner stoop up and said,
"present sir". He
surprisingly exclaimed,
"hmmm". All the students
shouted "absent
sir".At this moment, he got
confused and said,
"Chai".
Three students
immediately stood up and
said,"which of us sir".The
teacher became
even more confused and asked,
"what is wrong"??
A student stood up and
answered," sir, I am not
wrong. I am called Wong "
Now the teacher
could not help it but laughed
out" hahaha...... A girl
stood up and answered,
"present sir". The
teacher collapsed with
laughter.
I SEE YOU
LAUGHING, SO
SHALL YOU LAUGH ALL
THROUGH THE REMAINING
DAYS OF 2017.

I prefer reading this joke than that yeyebrity post.

Oh my God!!!, thank God for his life.

Awww,LASEMA my people i don't know what to say,thank you all for saving this precious soul. Quick recovery bro.

Jibril659:
getaway u

Tell me from which direction?

Jibril659:
fugly

Very very,but i want to see your bicycle.

Nice,life goes on,no matter what.

MissAprokoMedia:
Christmas don don...at least someone can open Tin Tomatoes safely...ngwa Lalasticlala.... Come and see....biko no booking of space on my thread

Nah lie,it wouldn't work here,we must book space,this is how we roll on Nairaland,if you don't want space booking then carry your thread to Facebook.

Hmm,it is too late to fail,where are you??

Her reply is 100% good,yes she farts,if you're queening or kinging and you don't fart or go to toilet,it means that you have a serious problem and you need urgent medical attention.

Mariinee:
No white woman said it. It is you that wanted to say it. Speak your mind, no one will beat or arrest you.

BUSTED.

White woman my foot,everything written in this post came out from his mind.

HML in advance.

Let their fight bring positive change.

dafeyankee:
Another Ejigbo news?

So you mean say Mrs Joy find Newspaper people go their office go complain say her daughter catch her dey fvck with her own husband?inside her own house? and she come hate the daughter?

The lies by this paper weak me.

Shift make I faint abeg.

Pls,shift lemme faint by your side.

Wetin concern me sheybi the fight na between police and soldier,let them finish what they started,law breakers. Mtchwww.

Truly,fake mad man was busted. He is a whistle blower for kidnappers and an arm robber. I don't even know how to classify him based on the condom and injection he was holding.

Chai my people are too much,the owner don't even care,there is no two ways about it,this goat must follow him to his villa,goat peppersoup loading.......

Poor goat rip in advance.

Nutase:
And he was granted bail for a meager 500k. SMH

There is 101% probability that he wouldn't be able to pay such amount.

Thank God he was caught.

Chai people in this country,both Dick,Harry and Tom should know that there is God ooo.

Poor woman.

Wow,thank God,there is still hope,kia that cute boy carry em papa head finish.

I pray for those looking for fruit of the womb,as you go for medical attentions together with prayers and faith in God,may your childlessness end this year. AMEN.

Enemies of progress will soon arrive,like the one above me.

Wow thanks bro,you did well,no amount is too small. Look at how those boys were looking at the money as he was counting it.

Chai,this handsome young man is gone,hmm is a pity,man is just like a flower that fades quickly,here today and gone tomorrow. God keep us.

Rest in peace Mr Jerry.