I have modified

Ok,this is meant to be a comic relief and also to pass a message across to freshers,not forgetting candidates awaiting admission into the university. Ok the university envirominent is laden with different calibres of students,the FRESHERS,undegraduates,postgraduates and the pdites.my focal point being the freshers,let me reel out the six kinds of freshers we can find in the university enviroment.

1.THE NOVICE; This set of freshers are damn hilarious when you have an encounter with them,they keep missing their way around the school enviroment,always forgetting their path to their department/lecture hall..lol they are still bedevilled with the secondary school mentality..imagine a fresher referring to his coursemates as 'classmates" or terming their courses as "subject"...bro/sis u no people for house wey go uni? Make them prep u na.

2.THE FASHIONISTA; This set of people have probably been saving up the clothes before gaining admission so they can flaunt it to thier coursemates and those that care to check them out..they come to class with different attires on daily basis,some don't mind going hungry..they just want to put on that new clothes..anyways na ur GP for yr one go tell just continue!

3.MR/MiSS SALUTATION;This category of freshers can greet the hell out of someone,they are al ways meek and gentle,they greet both their neigbours,coursemates and everybody they come across,not minding if they are older than u...

4.THE BOOKWORM;This set of people like their pseudonym depict,are always claiming from lecture hall to library to the hostel and back to night class,they are always forming serious student,prolly because they have been admonished by their parents to come out with good grades....lol give them sometime school life go blend them shege...

5.THE PARTY FREAKS; This set of freshers couldn't wait to break free from the aegis of their parent's enslavement...and immediately they got their admission they breathed a sign of relief..them be jjc for school buh them no dey use ear hearm wey music dey blast...from the matric night to their freshers to all other subsequent nights..just two months in school they know all clubs,bars and lounges...bro/sis na for your GP e go show.

6.THE INTROVERT; This set of freshers are boredom personified,no social life...home to school,back to the lodge..always locking themselves inside..no iota of cheerfulness in them..bro/aunty na wetin na?na school you enter no be prison.

NB- i have actually modified it to six,and the guy that commented ist u be spambot? I was still typing before you rush comment..nawao!

Lol..na govt go help me feed my children?why dictate the number of children i'm going to have.

IMF has even encouraged CBN to allow the naira depreciate....they have already stockpiled dollars meant for loan,oh yea! They are waiting for nigeria to come ask for it,conscripting us to perpetual beggars,´price of basic commodities are skyrocketting to the third heavens,no jobs,yet people are losing the ones they have.i just hope and pray we don't end the zibabwean way! Imagine buying agege bread for fifty billion naira!!lol i dnt pray we get to that..

Lol....nothing special about being the 2nd to comment or making frontpage...duuurh!!

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my mother was nearly retrenched from work yesterday,all thanks to the economic downturn leading to massive sack of workers...dnt be deceived most government institutions are sacking workers or making them go on compulsory retirement,they can no longer pay salaries,nigeria at the moment is grasping at straws with the government making it look as if evrr'n is ok,the apc led administration should buckle up.
Why will NCC fine mtn such an enormous amount?? Is that a new method of generating revenue for the government? This will definately trigger massive workers retrenchment,mtn workers brace up for the inevitable...jobs are surely going to be lost.

Lol...proud of his african roots!huh?...thats the spirit.

I can see war coming!! Igbo amaka ;DI can see war coming!! Igbo amaka!

My attention was drawn to the india-africa summit holding tommorrow in new-delhi,i can't help but wonder if african leaders are slaves that can easily be summon by their foreign counterparts and you see them rushing like rats just to be there? Even poverty stricken,third world countries wants to summon african leaders?can india summon european leaders?how much investments can india inject to the african economy?not forgetting the USA-african summit where nothing was achieved...every damn western countries wants to flex muscle and they see the african continent as a avenue to propagate such power! Nigeria is the most populous black nation in the world,and africa's largest economy so when are we going to have Nigeria-Asia summit,Nigeria-europe leadership forum,Nigeria-latin america lunchon??i think african leaders should redifine a purpose and stop acting like slaves...Nigeria or south africa should chart the leadership path!or else the next summit we are going to be having would be Blangadesh-africa summit or better still jamaica-africa summit...african leaders need to wake up like seriously.

Nawao india of all countries?when will african leader stop running like rats when they are being summoned by their western counterparts?...can india summon european leaders or latin american leaders like that?mehn nigeria should take up her leadership role...would it be wrong if we have nigeria-us summit,nigeria-asian leadership forum? How much investment would india bring to african economy,the same poverty-stricken india...african leaders wake up!

Please!please! Ndigbo musn't abandon wike in his trying time..you guys shouldn't expect him to publicly support biafra.no governor would do so, even though some of them are underground sponsors.ndigbo must troop out enmasse and and make sure wike retain his seat at the brick house.

Miss anambra just won the most beautiful girl in nigeria...congrats to her.

Miss anambra wins it..igbo girls domonate!they prominate..beautiful contestant tho

Miss anambra is the most beautiful girl in nigeria...again igbo girls dominate...we prominate...congrats anambra....much love from evans...proudly imolite

Abagworo u ar no longer from imo? U are nw ikwerre? Continue...

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hope u guys know ikwerre has 1.1million voters card registration as to the 1.5 registered voters in rivers state..unless you are telling me ikwerre will vote against their son. Lets forget it! Pdp takes rivers...no guilty pleasures,apc ain"t going nowhere!

I think the present administration should pull strings and get back to work...they have been massive retrenchment of staffs in various organistations...that because they profits keep declining..companies are closing down,because they aint sure of govt policies direction,nigeria's unemployment rate is all time high and we can't allow it to keep skyrocketting!

Quite pathetics...the north needs serious orientation.

Just like i earlier posited on the maiduguri blast thread..nigeria won't tolerate mofos grasping her at the balls..we are tired of bombs exploding..for crying out loud lives are being wasted!

Hmmm...seriously speaking i think nigeria is retrogressing as a nation...what is all these?

And another one bites the dust! I can remember vividly during the pre-jonathan era,lai mohammed of the apc have special speech prepared for cases of bomb blast...now apc is in power,the mofo has been rendered incommunicado.

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the north need serious sensitization about the sanctity of human lives...the northern elites should free their people from the aegis of ignorance,let the message be preached in all northern mosques,why aint the southerners blowing theirselves up? While ain't the yoruba muslims doing same? It all boils down to education.

Does unical offers dentistry as a course

Is dentistry accredited at unical...someone with info should help!

Ezenwammadu:
As usual Anambra is doing me proud

Proudly Nwa Onitsha

are u ozoingbondu? Its quite long.

Ezenwammadu:
As usual Anambra is doing me proud

Proudly Nwa Onitsha

are u ozoingbondu? Its quite long.

Is dentistry and dental surgery accredited at unical? Need info...asap!

How time flies! The same nigerian military that hounded eastern nigeria,rape our women,starved our kids to death...fastforward to 2015,a governor from eastern nigeria is donating food to the nigerian military!

TOOTSIEPOOPSIE:
1) Davido ---DODO
2)Charlie puth ft meghan trainor---Marvin Gaye
3)Cynthia morgan ft spydaman---Telephone lies
4)Young thug---Bestie
5)R.city ft lil wayne---locked away



Skuki ft olamide---Over the mountains
Adele---Hiding my heart
Donjazzy ft babyface and D'prince---Bestie
Young thug ft lil wayne---Take Kare
All of The weekends album track

is "hiding my heart" adele's latest? Missed her so much

Venus-lady gaga
G.U,Y-lady gaga
applause-lady gaga
yoga-jannele monae
flash lights-jessie j
bonus-right now by sheyi shay and raba by kiss daniel

"change" mantra is gradually becoming a joke.

Mehn! Nigerian women are becoming something else! What a nice expository piece...oga tonye barcanista give us a well balanced article..let nigerians see through this monster that would soon be made "minister"

Is chemistry accredited in uniabuja and what are the jamb combo?