₦airaland Forum

Patchesagain:
Everyone can talk big over the internet

We shall see if he sings the same tune when 1,500 boers and zulus are skullfucking his men

now its zulu cavemen?

MikeCZAR:
.You dream a lot.

why thank you,i got inspired by martin luther kings jnr.

FighterPilot:



Tell Shekau to get his story right.

and shekau happens to be my brother?.what would i say?,
"hey mr shekau,i bring you splendid news from a southie d1ck,he told me to tell you to get your story right.now i'll like some tea please"?.*scoffs*

FNN{Fake Nairaland News}

FighterPilot:
Not until Kusile and Medupi power stations come to play. I have also heard on the radio news that SA looks set to look for possibilities of building other two new power stations that can produce to the capacity of more than 5000MW each.

you listen to radio?,how splendid!....most of your projects are white elephant.

FighterPilot:
Who is Dlamani Zuma? Surely that is not an RSA president.

a typographical error,i meant jacob zuma,

FighterPilot:
IN PRETORIA.

That's a lie. Look at the schedule and search for any city of your choice. Load shedding takes days to happen to one area again. It is rotating around cities and towns of SA for a maximum of four hours at different time intervals.

Check the schedule and search for any city or town of your choice.

http://loadshedding.eskom.co.za/

you are bound to experience constant black outs in several years to come.

SHEKAU THREATENS ZUMA,VOWS TO ATTACK PRETORIA ! ! ! !
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The leader of the radical islamic terror group,boko haram,has on wednesday threaten the south african opposition leader,julius malema,and the south african president,dlamani zuma,for alledgedly conspiring with the nigerian government to work against boko haram.abubakar shekau spat fire in a new video release,threatening to raze pretoria in three days,"the nigerian army is far more powerful and experienced than the south african army,yet we,by the grace of allah,won many battle against them,zuma be warned,we will destroy your bantu republic in three days.malema,i will mount your shrunken head on a spike".
source:FNN

FighterPilot:
Are you aware that BH is occupying land right inside Nigeria and how long will your technical manuever take you to recapture your territory back. You would have done that long ago.

BH is already dead,it is typical for terrorists to boast about inconsequential nonsense,but i assure you that our troops are wrestling to retake baga,we arent utilizing our full military might,but no matter,we will conquer!.
#NigerianHegemony

FighterPilot:
We have rechargeable light bulb that we use instead of incandescent light bulb which charges while in use and can be used for days some you can even use them for up to 7 days. Yet, that will only have to be used for maximum of 4 hours when there is lights off. But, really like I said load shedding does not happen more often. The last time when my lights went off was last week Thursday from 08H00 to 11H00 and since then I have never had lights off.

where do you stay in SA?.because to the best of my rather extraordinary knowledge,their is constant blackouts in SA.

FighterPilot:
So, why does it still grab the land if you destroyed it?

boko haram isnt "grabbing" land,its occupying temporal space due to a series of tactical maneovers conducted by our troops.

FighterPilot:
Clearly if you look at this website you will see the load shedding status reading "we are currently not load shedding"

http://loadshedding.eskom.co.za/


That is the official web we use to track load shedding in the city which we live.

Eskom does not need to load shed everyday and when it does it does it seldom happens at night or off peak hours. Eskom advised many SA to buy rechargeable light bulbs which are sold at a cheaper price and many SA have it.

rechargeable bulb?,wouldnt it be,i dunno,more fitting to use oil lamps?

FighterPilot:
So should I be ashamed of being white man in Africa?

have you ever heard the story of zuma and the bouncing maiden?,well,i'll tell you:
zuma once saw a fair maiden bathing in a stream on a crisp autumn morning.now you have to understand that zuma was quite an irresponsible prankster,so while the maiden was bathing,zuma snuck around and stole the maiden's clothes.the fair maiden had no choice but to run up the hills with her t1ts bouncing like fleshy pendulums....
what are the morals: shame is for the tame

MikeCZAR:
"we who started with sticks and machetes"

So sad.

Nigerian military is nothing but a rebel force.

good God!,the egyptian czar have gone mad!.we have destroyed boko haram!

FighterPilot:
Surely, you don't know how load shedding works. Even with candles we are still far better of Nigerian nation that lives in a permanent blackout.

you have a rather proportionate talent for drama.no matter,i have done a comprehensive research du jour on SA candle lighting system,you guys light enough candles to make the pope shriek in outrage.

Patchesagain:
Lol what do you think we have doing?

Two of the biggest coal fired generators in the world are nearing completion

congrats!

Patchesagain:
Last i checked we still held our base at the end of that battle

I wish i could say the same for the NA

you surrendered

MikeCZAR:
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What?

Seleka couldn't defeat 200 troops in their land.

The French paid their respects to the SA forces by holding a parade for the dead parabats.

same old junk

mzilakazi:
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJAJAJAJJAAJJAJAJAJAAJJ!!!!

This time around I am laughing in Igbo.

It is due to high demand dummy!!!

The current supply cannot meet the demand dummy. Damn!! why did I teach you.

that was what i meant by "rapidly shrinking power-pool",when there is too much demand strain,the power-pool shrinks rapidly,this can only be remedied by additional generation of more power.so you see,you are the dummy here!

MikeCZAR:
Standards.
Unlike your rebel force.

the same standards that drove your troops into desperate pant waving in CAR?.damn!,your troops utilizes costumes more than the french.nothing to show for it other than continous defeat.

mzilakazi:
Bwagahaahahahaha!!! I can't believe your level of ignorance. Did you even ask yourself why there is load shedding in SA. It is because large majority of South African households have access to electricity. Over 94% of SA now is confirmed to be electrified dummy.

why do you enjoy to continously hijack the truth?.SA is experiencing load shedding due to ageing power infrastructures and rapidly shrinking power pool!

mzilakazi:
How lucky are you. You are one of the few selected bourgeoisie to own electricity in Nigeria.

In SA, you get electricity even in sharks own by the poor of the poorest.

falsehood!,i strongly disconcur with your alarmingly biased opinion concerning our national dexterity!.in SA,over 80% of black population hasnt yet smelled electricity in their lifetime.electricity in nigeria isnt for a select few,its for everyone.

mzilakazi:
Over 100 000 soldiers.

and i'm a chinese carrot!,is that figure a fact or a tormented figment of your grizzly imagination?.please post proof to support your preposterous accusations.

mzilakazi:
Like it or not, electricity in Nigeria is not a national agenda accessible to all. You can never picket and protest on the street for not having electricity in your house in Nigeria.

sore loser!....i've got constant power where i live,and we are improving on our power issues.

mzilakazi:
Your understanding of load shedding is just up to scrap. You know nothing about rolling blackouts just like your brother @agagibugu. There is no such thing as load shedding in Nigeria, electricity is only for the select few.

olodo rabata,oju eja lo moo je,shaka shaka yu yu,shior!!....how can electricity be for a select few?.

mzilakazi:
More of Nigerian have perished in the battlefield than SA soldiers ever did to any battle. Get your facts right.

more nigerians?,how many soldiers have we lost in battle since 1960?.you get your facts straight.

mzilakazi:
You are as stupid as your fellow friend @agaubugubu. You can never discuss load shedding with a Nigerian because that topic sound so foreign to them.

why thank you,i greatly appreciate the compliments!.yeah,i know that to a southie,"stupid"="amazing",its just your own wierd way of complimenting people who have confused your abysmal intelligence.have you ever researched any advanced physics or metaphysics before?,no?.well,i happen to be researching and recieving lectures on advanced physics almost on a daily basis.so i understand in full detail what load shedding means.

MikeCZAR:
The SANDF has standards from uniforms to weapons.

what is it with SANDF and their love for paparazzi?,you dont seduce an opponent on the battlefield,you kill him!.fancy uniforms dont win wars.your opponent wont care two straws if you are dressed like prince charles of wales or garry trooper!,he'd gun you down before you could adjust your collar.no wonder you guys always get flayed like squealing pigs on the battlefield.

mzilakazi:
Do some research or relocate to a developed country.

do some research?,why is it always nigerians doing the research?....guess what sugar?!,i've done my research,and the result tells me that SA will record an astounding spike in the sales of canldle wax and matche-sticks in year 2015.

mzilakazi:
Your understanding of load shedding is not even better than that of a beginner.

my dear God!,your astounding stvpidity denotes the level of your intellectual sagacity!.what school did you attend?

patches689:
bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

You asshat

That is not load shedding

eh....please tell me what is load shedding?

mzilakazi:
So, America, Italy, Britain and others barely had power to feed their failing grid. Damn!! man I know you are living in a country that does not have power but it is not expected of you to be that ignorant. Go and educate yourself what is rolling blackout. It means SA now produces electricity to many people than before. Over 94% of SA households are now electrified and therefore many power stations are now needed to be build. Atleast Four or Five more power stations or upgrade of existing power stations will do.

hahahahuhuhuhihikukakikikikunkunkunkun...my God,i'm laughing in spanish!....when did america shed power last,unh?,it means your power infrastructures are getting obsolete you dumb oaf!