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abdulhamid0:I assume there is need to upload the NYSC discharge certificate during registration? |
AskiaHarem: This is hilarious...I like your sense of humor... ![]() |
Covert1:I don't know why you think I am defending the government, I clearly stated that the government isn't doing enough. Moreover,all the issues you mentioned precedes the current administration. |
Covert1:I know you may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I must say,you need to tone down on the hysteria. Okay, I understand you very much and I need you to be stable, which is why I will try break this down in neonatal tenses to avert an impending cerebral shutdown. You see, international politics is way beyond the regular local joint beer and pepper soup discussions that make you assume you are an accomplished political analyst. When you open your social media, you'd be greeted with various colourful reports about how South Africans have almost finished wiping out all Nigerians living in their country,or how the Congolese police has tossed out the Nigerian ambassador on his a.ss in full view of the international community. But that is what we hear, the question we should ask is,what is the true situation?. In the case of the South Africa reports, I can categorically say that most of the Nigerian deaths are perpetrated by fellow Nigerians, the rest is greatly exaggerated. Usually,it's not as if they even target Nigerians,they can not even tell the difference between Nigerians and Zimbabweans on sight. But when you see the news on Nigerian cyberspace,you will think Southies are killing Nigerians(many of whom are involved in drug peddling and human trafficking) for no just reason. In the case of Congo, it could be the same. The government cannot start mobilizing for a military invasion of the DRC simply because someone posted a video on YouTube. If you think that is how governance works, then it is good that the only thing you are currently governing is your nairaland account(of course,I am sure you are smarter than that at least). If at all the reports are found to be true, the FG will definitely take action, there is no way they won't take action. But first,such reports must be verified. The ambassador must lodge a distress call, the MoFA must be notified, the ONSA must be notified, then the SGF, who will then notify the President. Statements would be issued, the Congolese ambassador would be summoned to explain the incident. If he fails to give a satisfactory explanation from the POV of his government, our ambassador will be recalled, and theirs expelled. All these don't happen within seconds, it takes days. Governments don't declare war based on hearsay. We don't know why exactly the Congolese police evicted the people who claim to be the Nigerian embassy. Perhaps it even has nothing to do directly with the Congolese government, it could be that the building was rented and the embassy defaulted in paying their rent, hence, the owner of the property decided to evict them. Let us wait for further clarification, if it was a deliberate act of provocation,then you will have my backing in insulting the President to the fullest. |
I feel more has to be done to curtail this embarrassing rivalry between our security forces. This is certainly not the first time one security agency has had a deadly shootout against another; Nigeria is such a place that any serving colonel, if sufficiently enraged, can point a finger and order his men to wipe out an entire police station. Of course,this lack of interforce cohesion isn't unique to Nigeria or even Africa, but as a country facing myriads of security problems,one would expect more professionalism from our armed forces. In this particular case,the army has a lot to anwser for(the fact that they haven't replied the police's recent press release simply suggests that either they have accepted guilt for the incident or they are cooking up more lies). It clearly appears that the arrested suspect has strong military connections, because the incident looks,feels and sounds like a jailbreak by the army. To imagine that some of our finest intelligence operatives were wasted, ironically, by the government they worked for. I hope we not only get clarification on the issue,but also put mechanisms in place to ensure that issues such as this don't come up again in the future. |
Covert1:On the Congolese issue, we are not really well informed on what actually happened on ground there; governments don't just take action recklessly without first verifying the true situation. What we saw on social media could be a very skewed version of whatever events occurred(we don't even know if it's the Nigerian ambassador, it's just hearsay), if the Nigerian ambassador was feeling threatened, he would have placed a call to the MoFA and the ONSA by now. And it is even ridiculous that you think Nigeria will strike directly against another African country (without a collective regional mandate or support of multilateral institutions). Apart from the fact that we don't have the means to launch unilateral kinetic operations against far away Congo, our foreign policy has Africa as it's centrepiece,hence,we are tied by constitutional obligations of "Africa first". If at all the social media reports are true(which I am certain they are not), we can only issue strongly worded statements, recall our ambassador and send a "high powered" diplomatic delegation to Kinshasa. |
bidexiii:Very regrettable indeed. There should be a joint statement between the police and the army to explain what actually happened. |
Odunayaw:Good we now understand each other. You will recall that one of the points I made initially is that this could all be a result of bland journalism. Perhaps,the official was referring to specialized operational items which the journalist didn't understand. Or maybe it's all an attempt to siphon money. It's a tactic civil servants are particularly fond of, though this one is rather over the top. ![]() Anyway, you may be right on your point 2. |
Odunayaw:Okay, let's get this straight: 1. NSCDC has nothing to do directly with Nigeria's atomic energy network, when it comes to protection of nuclear materials, the Nigeria Nuclear Regulatory Authority(NNRA) has an elite team in conjunction with the Nigerian Police Special Intelligence Unit (SIU), similar to that US profor you have been singing about. 2. The newspaper article isn't even talking about NSCDC doing the work of the NNRA(or similar to the FPF), it clearly stated that the agency is planning to acquire "nuclear equipments". When has it been the duty of the NSCDC to procure nuclear related equipments?. 3. When it comes to protection of the civilian population and public infrastructures,the NPF,NSCDC,DSS,and even military are equally involved. 4. You were the first to talk about "nuclear waste management" in your OP, thus I am replying based on your initial comment. |
TMKsouth:This is quite unfortunate indeed. Allow me to assure you in the strongest terms possible that the FRN will,if pushed to a breaking point on this issue, exercise vigorous and robust measures against the RSA. Nigeria and South Africa are brothers,and we shouldn't let the activities of a few misguided elements on both sides jeopardize our cordial relationship. Nigeria has long had a policy of non-interference in the affairs of other sovereign states,hence, I don't understand what you mean by being "dictated" to. We are merely trying to safeguard the lives of our citizens in your country,same thing your government would have done if the case was reversed. I will urge you to play your own small part in enlightening your people against the evils of xenophobia and other such criminal enterprises. While we may currently be facing grievious security problems of our own,we are keenly aware that the Republic of South Africa has the world's highest crime rate and an unstable polity. However,that shouldn't be an excuse to neglect the security of both citizens and non-citizens. We hope this issue can be resolved soon. |
Odunayaw:Yes, $31.8m(about N5billion) budgeted for "nuclear equipments" by an agency that has nothing to do with Nigeria's atomic energy network, is indeed a humongous sum. I assume you are aware that, in Nigeria, we generally don't pluck money from trees, neither does Aso rock possess a wardrobe filled with voodoo money. How exactly does the duties of the US profor tally with the NSCDC. I will direct you to read up on the Act that sets up the NSCDC,so as to be better informed about their duties. If at all there is any plan to purchase equipments for the treatment of nuclear waste(which like I said earlier,cannot be the case),it would be the job of NAEC. |
Litmus:Yes, it's all over the news. The police is claiming that the army opened fire and released the suspect,while the army is claiming the police fired first and refused to identify themselves. There is even a video where the butchered police agents were dragged around like sacks of meat and heaped into an army Hilux,with the suspect nowhere to be found. I am still trying to understand what is going on. |
Nothing wrong with the conditions. The federal government should ensure the enforcement of all the conditions, especially No. 4. |
S3BViking: You know SSBN/SLBMS, you shouldn't allow people to predict you this accurately, it's a sign of weakness. ![]() Anyway,I agree with you. |
SamuelAnyawu:It doesn't even make sense,how the hell do these people still drive around in convoy in a local government that is crawling with thousands of soldiers and other security forces?, So bold to march straight to the gate of a barrack and taunt the military without getting wasted instantly?. Sometimes,I don't want to believe what I am hearing. |
SamuelAnyawu:Quite shocking. Perhaps no one put a distress call through to the army. You understand that I can as well go to the expressway of Ikeja and start screaming for the government to come get me,when there is no response,I then walk off merrily thinking Lagos is in my pocket. It's similar, the army can only work on intel,and not just any Intel,but actionable ones. Anyway,what do I know?,only you guys there can really tell us what the situation is. |
Odunayaw:Yes, perhaps. However that suggestion flies out the window when you consider the fact that Nigeria only operates a Miniature Neutron Source Reactor (MNSR), which uses LEU and thus doesn't require such a humongous sum for treatment of nuclear waste (well,at least the only nuclear facilities I am aware of is the one in Kaduna and the Centre for Energy Research and Development at Obafemi Awolowo University which I am very familiar with, I visited there several times while working on my B.Sc. thesis). All our nuclear researchers get trained abroad,in China and Pakistan, we do not train anyone on nuclear waste management in-house(not that I know of last time I checked, because we don't have most of the facilities required for such),hence,it doesn't make any sense to be procuring "equipments" for something we aren't even able to do. Also, one begins to wonder whether it is the NSCDC's job to handle nuclear waste treatment training,when we already have the Nigeria Atomic Energy Commission (NAEC) doing the same thing. Maybe you considered that too,or maybe not, I tend to forget that not everyone is smart(no offense intended of course). So,you see, contrary to what you may think,some of us can actually count from one to ten without our brains leaking out our ears. |
ugo4u:Two things involved here, either; 1. The journalist is simply clueless about security procurements and therefore,the report is ridiculously skewed, really,I have once heard a "seasoned" journalist refer to a patrol boat as a warship. More recently,a military helicopter(I think one of the gazelles) was called a "combat jet" in full view of the camera .Or 2. Some people must be smoking serious weed in the NSCDC. I don't even know how they will be able to get away with this. Hopefully, the Senate will throw it out. |
1. The uninvited guests (Mo'gbo mo'ya; I heard,I came): This category of people are universal elements in almost every typical Nigerian party. They usually come in droves and with an opinion on every detail of the event. They comment on the celebrant,the food,the hall, the makeups,the clothes and even the decorations. They are certainly not shy to help themselves to generous servings of food. Somehow,they usually come with nylon bags and if luck were to shine,they load the bags full of looted food to carry home. 2. The gluttons: These category of people are usually present in every party. They sample all the dishes,from amala to jollof rice to pounded yam,as if it is an eating contest. These people possess enhanced jaws with which they speedily devour each platter and then hide the plates under the table,tricking the various servers into thinking they haven't gotten food yet,and thus landing them plates upon plates of food. Usually they don't even have to utter lies(apparently some of them still possess conscience), they just keep their table clear and paste that "I haven't eaten" expression on their face. The servers never stood a chance. 3. The money changers: There are just those peoole who come to party with one thousand naira notes and begin to plead with the people in charge of picking money from the dance floor for conversion into smaller denominations. These people tend to be very good in mathematics, and it is a chore keeping up with them; "Abeg,help me change this N500 into N50 naira notes", "Help me change this N1000 into two N200, four N100, and ten N20 please". They then proceed to spray the changed money on the dance floor and make you wonder exactly why they didn't save everyone the trouble and just drop the N1000 in the first place. 4. The Behind ones: Ever wondered about those expensively dressed people that always sit pompously at the reserved tables during occasions?,the ones that are always pressing an iPhone or fanning their makeups or staring stoicly ahead in dark shades?,the one that rarely touch their food and never laugh even at the funniest jokes by the MC?. Yeah, if you are planning an event,then I can bet you'll get these sorts. 5. The reserved ones: Whether you like it or not,in every party,there will be some people who are too proud or reserved to ask for food, even when trays upon trays of food are passing them by and hunger is gnawing at their belly. If you were to psychically read their minds, you'd be hearing stuff like, "I will not stoop so low to be fighting for food, didn't the servers see me here?", "Is it jollof rice that I have not eaten before?,mtcheeew!". It only takes the intervention of an outspoken seat mate to get them food, otherwise they go home hungry. 6. The dog feeders: Ever been part of the catering service for an event(perhaps as a relative of the celebrant, policing the activities of the caterers,or as a worker in a catering service),and someone taps your shoulders,you turn around and behold , someone in a stained wooly lace,with a voluminous polythene bag clutched purposefully in one hand. While you are about to open your mouth to tell him/her there is no more food, the person chases your objection right back down your throat with a very polite "Please can I get some leftovers for my dog?". 7. The money sprayers: Nothing spices up a Nigerian party like the good old "spray dancing". Basically, you'd see people of this sort step on the dance floor and toss around wads of cash. Thanks to then,the celebrant recovers part of the cost of organizing the event,while the money sprayers get the chance to publicly display wealth. 8. The fighters: Well, these are the sort you don't want to have in your party,but are inevitable anyway. They get provoked at the slightest chances,even when your baby steps on their shoes,and God help any server who dares to by-pass their table without first placing a loaded platter on it. These guys have been known to ambush loitering servers and make off with trays of food,and to top it all,they always come in packs. 9. The meat carriers: One of the most worrisome aspect of planning a ceremony in Nigeria is figuring out how to secure the meat. I can categorically postulate that this is one of the few problems on earth that has no scientific or academic solution(and trust me,there have been various attempts to find a fail-safe method; including everything fron entrusting the catering to trusted relatives, to sealing the meat up in heavy warmers that can be just as secure as the most hardened bullion vans). One thing with party meat is that it starts reducing right from the butchering ground, where different factions of family and friends start vying for a share. By the time the party starts proper, you only have about 60% of your initial volume of beef, thirty minutes into the party and someone walks up to you to say "meat has finished o",and you start wondering where it all went wrong. 10. The choosers: You'd be surprised how choosy people can get in a party, and usually, it is the servers that get to feel the brunt of these people; "is there amala?", "what about pounded yam?", "I don't really like moi moi, add salad and a little fried rice instead", "why is your meat small like this?, don't you have assorted?". You'll begin to wonder if they think this is a restaurant. Painful enough,they usually never bring any gift. 11. The dancers: Also worthy of mention are those who always go to display dancing talent at parties, they dance even more than the celebrant and could keep up the performance for hours until the DJ packs up his kit. 12. The fashionistas: One iconic element in Nigerian parties is the fashion. From the towering heights of head-dress(popularly called gele down south) being worn by women to the voluminous expanse of agbada worn by the "big men". For these people, any party is an avenue to showcase recent upgrade in their wardrobe.To fashionistas, minute details such as colour combination and even originality of the earrings is very important. |
Covert1:Okay. We have had our chat for a while now,let's give the show back to the military guys,we have derailed the thread for too long. I would have loved to encourage you further into the light of reason,but that's for another day. |
Covert1:My dear brother,I see no reason for the cascade of tears and emotions you are displaying. It is simply a matter of understanding,but that's okay,not everybody is equipped to understand these things. I have no problem with you disliking the president and his approach to governance, in many cases,I will even support you. My point is,even if you remove the president and APC, then put your PDP Atiku or Sowore or any other random pervenu off the streets of Abuja into government,you'd get the same or most probably, a worse performance than what we currently have. The system is faulty, the constitution is riddled with loopholes and contradictions. The political system is dreadful; right from the citizenry to the party platforms to the electoral umpire,to the judiciary. Institutions are weak,and personal ambitions takes precedence over public interest. Even Saint Benedict the benevolent will have a hard time doing anything meaningful in such a system, he'd look like a clueless buffoon. So I am not disagreeing with you, I am only encouraging you to see the larger perspective. As for BAT becoming president,well,the man hasn't indicated interest yet. If he does,good for him; if he plays his cards right,he can probably win. But I'd advise you to stop chasing shadows,most of these people are the same. It's about getting the more visionary thief. |
Litmus:Ah yes, the ingenuity of the mantis, maybe you are right, heck,our military could probably learn a thing or two from them, I heard they have a special kungfu technique named after them. ![]() |
Maxprosper22:The Airforce |
Covert1:Only someone with the IQ of a praying mantis believes this #RevolutionNow will amount to anything meaningful, and I think you are very smart,just sentimental. Who will Sowore's revolution put in power?,him?, or that doddering old Soyinka who is still being haunted by the spectres of the military governments?, is it that choleric orangutan,Ezekwesili?, or is it the same corrupt opposition that has more or less hijacked the initiative?. Please, be realistic. I don't give a flying shit about Buhari,heck,I didn't even support his initial candidacy in 2015, going by his record as a hardline islamist. But we just have to say things as they are. The security issues we are seeing today is a culmination of years of maladministration,this current administration is merely trying to patch up a leaking basket. It is always easy to make noise and raise placards while on the outside. |
Xbee007:Maybe even 2022 or 2023,and if Trump loses the elections next year,then it may be scrapped. Nigeria isn't a serious country, waiting for centuries to get a few "tatapupu" crop dusters. The Americans must be going purple with laughter,even I would have found it hilarious if people weren't actually dying. Who knows,maybe we'd get the scanty JF-17s just in time for Jesus to appear in heaven puffing the trumpet of Armageddon. |
Covert1:I feel you are displaying too much sentiments. Which known "convention of power rotation" are you talking about?, Is power rotation in the Constitution?. When people construct statements in certain ways,it makes one suspect that they are stoking an ethnic undertone. Even if we were to imagine such scenarios,where were certain ethnic groups when APC was mobilizing to take power in 2015?, same people distanced themselves from the new party,claiming it was a northern party. Now 6 years along the line,some people want to reap where they didn't sow, claiming a fictitious convention of power rotation that exists only in the dusty leaflets of Harry Potter. So the people that stood loyal and hard-working in the party should just lie down sheepishly and allow others to hijack power from them?. I will be the first to agree that governance in Nigeria is zero, but I think it's something that should be addressed constitutionally and consciously as citizens. When you get to see the puerile intrigues that plays out on election day in Nigeria,you'll understand that this country need serious reorientation. It's a gradual process,and as time goes on,I believe we will reach that consciousness. |
Covert1:There is no such thing as a peaceful revolution. Revolution is always violent. |
Covert1:If you want to put it that way,then Nigeria was due for a revolution 15 years ago, because bad governance didn't start 4 years ago. I don't see President Buhari as the cause of the current security problems(though he encouraged it, probably out of ignorance,when he was not yet in power), neither is Buhari the most inept president we have ever had,when it comes to corruption and ineptitude,Jonathan takes the cake. The problem with revolutions is that it breeds dictators, whether good or bad. But in the end,there is probably no good dictator. Even if the leader turns out to be a benevolent dictator and devotes his lifetime to building a great country,when he dies,all he has built will come crashing down in the inferno of political instability that will ensue. So,as much as many will like to blame Buhari and APC,we need to put sentiments aside and understand that the structure is very faulty. |
Litmus:It's hard to tell,only those at the TOW,with situational awareness of the magnitude and dimensions of this insurgency can truly say what exactly the problem is. But one thing is for sure,our bases are very poorly protected. |
ugo4u:Depends on either the tonne of the IED or the payload of the drone. Yes, right now BH drones can probably not carry IEDs, but with the current momentum...UAV technology is something that any talented engineer can tinker with,and we cannot assume BH doesn't have talented engineers...in a year or so, they may start using rigged drones to harrass our bases. Solution: We really need to put these BH guys on the defensive. The fact that they use spy-drones to monitor our military formations shows that they are confident,cohesive and tactical. It also show that they occupy ground, because the types of drones they currently use possess very limited operational range; the proximity to control node would surely be nearby the bases being spied. Such boldness is alarming. We need to strengthen the NA aviation with more helicopters, so that as we are dislodging the enemy from Point A, we are already flying ahead to cut off their escape at Point B. MRAPs are needed to stop current spates of ambushes. |
