₦airaland Forum

Krismart:
Her hair uncovered , even fixed hair while the poor , hungry ones in the villages carry Muslim for head, beheading people in d name of religion

That's the spirit of 'Zombyism' bro.



Anyone who has been destined to be a Zombie can never be wise. Not in this life! Ask Omenka if you think sey I dey lie.

Lily4star:
LOL, Madrid still won. Europe and World Best for Ronaldo

Why you no add 'African and Asian Best' join am?



Yeye Ronaldo!

*My Prediction*


Real Madrid 2 - Athletico Madrid 1.


Source: PES 2013.




Atleti all the way!

nepapole:
Name checkers, where @ thou?

*Present Sir!*


I'm Evathyst, and I'm the South West Zone 9 correspondent. Reporting for duty Sir!


*Ehm*

*Clears throat*

Another law abiding jew indeed...

Although I have no stake in the American politics, but I'll pray with all my life for the sake of blacks living on that country against a TRUMP Presidency.



That guy is an Adolf Hitler in-waiting.



*Spits on Trump*

*Modified*

OP, kindly add; When it's end of the month and your employer is cracking needless joke with you instead of paying you your salary. Arrrggghhh!





Since I don't know the type of mansion to build on this plot of land which I reserved. Lemme just donate this plot of land to the cutest Nairalander that I've ever known; MIMZY.






Sai Mimzy!
Sai Mimzy!!
Sai Mimzy!!!

kossyablaze:
Mumu Davido.... And if by now, u think the person below me is a girl, u need a brain check. Hes a dude hiding in dat moniker
*modified *
Mimz or Quilox... Dunno.... Seems I'm all Lekki bound 2nyt TGIF weda na Alomo or Ciroc I must turn up... High na high.

Meself don dey suspect am tey tey!



Don't know you too have got a good eyes for trailing criminals. Na wa o! Shildren of nowadays have got no chill at all.

Fynestboi:
But you will stingy small.

Boss! If I no fit buy enough lands for my own estate, I wonder how I'll be able to convince others that it's an estate with a good prospect.

*Tongue's out*

Space booked for future purpose. Would be back to comment on mine if this gets to the permanent site.


*Modified*

Mine was;
1- Making a noise in class. Chiarlady for noise makers! That's me!

6- Playing with boys.

28- Always troubling my classmate

And *ehm*

*scratches head*

Maybe gossiping sha. Lolz. Right from Sec sch na him I don bad!

Like most people used to say; 'School life is the best'. Although it's quite debatable which of the school though; Primary, Secondary or University.


This has prompted me to ask this question that I've long been longing to ask peeps here.


Which of the following describes your Secondary or Primary school character?

1. Making a noise in the class.

2. Like to copy notes for people.

3. Fighting.

4. Late coming.

5. Leaving the school before closing time.

6. Playing with Boys.

7. Asking your teachers questions while they are teaching.

8. Always reading.

9. Always quiet in class.

10. Playing football.

11. Hanging around the school premises without going inside the class.

12. Not reading your books.

13. Friendly with teachers.

14. Always writing love letters to your female classmates.

15. Love to read novels.

16. Sleeping.

17. Eating.

18- Bullying junior students.

19. Running errands for Teachers.

20. Playing Games in class.

21. Always absent from school.

22. Was a prefect.

24. Always visiting your friends in other classes.

25. Stealing people's complete note so as to use it to copy yours.

26. Stealing pens & pencils.

27 . Not friendly. i.e doesn't talk to anybody.

28. Always troubling your classmates.

29. Always forgetting to do your homework & assignments.

30. Add if not listed (specify).


A lotta people's answers will amuse you.



Lalasticlala
Farano
Fynestboi
Mynd44

Let's here from you guys too. Abi na night school una finish from?

*Odiegwu*


Does sign of the cross. So, it's really true that the rich also cry.



I can see someone up there alluding religion to their ailments. Oga, you're on your own o. If you think they will be foolish enough to go and dash your G.O money all in the name of seeking deliverance you're on your own. These people ain't Africans, they deal with their problems judiously.

HurtgenForest:
Go and sit down, you didn't make any sense.

My analysis is clear and precise should the FG decide to start bombarding the ND because of militants.

There is one military like you said but it can crack just like it did before the Biafran war.

Military men from these regions can quickly pull out of the Nigerian military to defend their people. There's so much perceived injustice in these regions if you don't know.

Look who's talking?


So, should the F.G send troop to flush out the so-called Niger Delta Avengers (whose root are embedded deeply in Delta state) you think an Itsekiri man, Isoko or Urhobo would rise to you people's defence abi? Joseph The Dreamer!



You affirmed what everybody already knows; 'There are lots of injustice being perpetrated against the Niger Delta people.' May I ask who's acting unjust towards the Niger Delta?


1- The Govt that pays them 13% Oil derivation allocation for discovering fuel in their land.

2- Previous Govts (including their beloved GEJ) who have refused to clean up their land after exploration.


3- The Late Yar'Adua administration that gave them amnesty; monthly payment for doing nothing.

4- The Govt that awarded them pipeline security contract even when there are armed forces who could have been equipped to do that job.

5- Their very own Governors who are about the most corrupt in this country. They will loot them dry and still enjoin them to always sing the slogan 'Awa oyel' These same politicians are the ones arming thugs, hoodlums, thereby causing chaos in the region.




6- What about their wealthy citizens who would rather invest outside the shores of Niger Delta than in their region where the masses would benefit? Asari a case study.


7- The senseless militants who'd blow up pipeline & oil facility in their bid to sabotage the economy forgetting that the repercussions would bounce back on their own communities.



The truth is, a particular philosopher once opined that; 'If you're looking for who is responsible for your problems why not look into the mirror?'

Video of Mugabe saying all the quotes above or you people know the rest nau...

HurtgenForest:
The military line up will be different from 1967. A lot of water has gone under the bridge.

The only tribe that will align with the core north is the Yoruba.

Not only is your analysis warped, but it's also disjointed. Your choice of words and premises grates upon the ear and jars the sensitivity of finer feeling. Arrrggghhh!




To start with, there's nothing like the Nigerian Army fighting against the Niger Delta as you've erroneously opined. It's simply a war against Militancy, crude oil theft and other criminal activities. Except you want the whole world to believe the whole of Niger Delta are involved in this dastardly act.




Secondly, in the military, there's nothing like one person is from the middle belt another is from he core north gibberish you're spewing. Soldiers follow orders. Like I already said earlier, it's not a civil war so there wouldn't be any need to play the 'division & ethnic card' you chest-beaters are used to.



A wise Govt wouldn't involve the military, just arm & settle a parallel militant group and they will fish out those Niger Delta Avengers miscreants. i.e The CIA style. Although, that one has its own disadvantage sha.




On a note of finality, if you think the Govt will be scared with self-deceiving write up here, then you need to have your head checked. Better tell your militant brothers to start running before it happens. It's only a wise leper that wouldn't fall victim of a fore-warned battle.

AirSultan:
really?


I shoo have known better than getting a feminist lawyer.


just get me the divorce papers demmit!

he he he he he he! e pain am!

AirSultan:
she is the cheater, I am the cheated.

'Sémper neccésitas probandi incumbit et qui agit...' The burden of proof lies with the one who make charges.



Pinshure or video of my friend (Halfricanadian) cheating on you or you know the rest nau

AirSultan:
I see..



I am now offisially breaking up with you..



barrister evathyst, the paper works please..

Can I know who's cheating on who between the two of you? *tongue's out*



Who's the cheater and who's the cheated?

If your boyfriend hasn't been faithful to you, MIMZIFY him and he'll change.



If your girlfriend is cheating on you, MIMZIFY her and she'll change.



If things haven't been going on well for you, MIMZIFY yourself and it's all gonna be well.



Because I've been MIMZIFIED, I have no fear for tomorrow.




It's gonna be well with all of us, maybe not today, maybe not soon, but eventually it's all gonna be well. Let's just get MIMZIFIED!