₦airaland Forum

IamLEGEND1:
God is good,dear.
+, nothing like an awesome lady like Mimzy to provide us with some common ground ,no?
So, u on board? plssssssssssss say yes

#OperationMimzyDole

#NLBuratai

You're not bad for a campaign manager.


Let's say you've just presented me with your candidate's CV which is mouth-watering enough. Could you please direct me to a page where I can at least read her Biography? Also, I'd like to see her other pinshures as well.


Infact, lemme put it succinctly as Leonardo Di Caprio put it in the movie (The Wolf Of Wall Street); 'Sell me your candidate!'

Now I finally get a picture of the whole thingy!


It's awon werey 100% crew Vs The Knight's crew.


Not bad! At least, that was the same direction in which last year's pendulum swung.


Ohk! Let's do it this way;

I'd like to call on both the campaigners of #TeamLanicky & #TeamMimzy to try to convince me further. Seems I'd be pitching my tent with any one of these contestants before dusk today.



Make anybody no come here sey I dey come form o, that's how my parole be. You can ask Twaci, when I support someone, I do it with all my heart, boobs, yansh, and brain.

prettyjo:
you are eligible.

please vote www.diasyluv.com

Na only you waka come?

IamLEGEND1:
I've got just the thing for you,luv.

This way pls➡➡➡➡➡➡➡▶ will take us straight to MimzyVille.

My personal pady! Can't forget how you use to bash me on my feminist ideology. So now you want you and I to be on the same boat ba?


God must really be wonderful!

donbenedict:
evathyst.



Hy it's me cutehector

Darling! It's been a while.


Ever since you broke up with me I decided to paddle my own boat separately. Besides, what happened to your old moniker?


Anyways, I'm glad to meet you here. So, who's is it gonna be? Who are we pitching our tent with?

Gabadaya:
Here's your candidate/winner: www.nairaland.com/mimzy

Miss Nairaland toh bad!

Noted! Don't you think you still need to convince me further?


Anybody wey I support na him go win o. My vote swell up pass Ijebu garri, e dey scatter full ground like Kano suya.

KingTom:
Oga mi you go vote my candidate(s) Abi

KingTom!


Oh! I'm beginning to see the handwriting on the wall. I've seen who IamLagend1 is supporting, I've checked out STFUAREYOUGOD's candidate, I don see person wey Agarawu carry her matter for head like lapalapa.


It seems this year's contest is a continuation of last year's duel. Hmnnn? I smell something! Don't ask me what is it.

Finally, it's time to get off the the fence (which I've been sitting for so long).


Who do I pitch my tent with this year self?

*Ehm*

*scratches head*

1- She must have a campaign team whose noise can wake a dead person.
2- She must be very outspoken.
3- She must be a romancelander. (And an unrepentant feminist if possible)

N:B I deliberately didn't include beauty because every lady is beautiful in the sight of her 'Maga'.

Besides, the kinda tantrum throwing, falsehood peddling, mudslinging and character assassination going on here ehn.... Anyways, it's all part of the fun.


Mehn! I just checked some contestants pix now, only to find a 13-year old looking girl there. Mehn! Is this really 'Miss Nairaland' or 'Miss Young Shall Grow?'

#No Pun intended#

# the Search continues#

A leopard never changes its spot. I never knew Buhari was this 'fanatic' wouldn't have voted for the bigot.


See them APsh*t zombies avoiding this thread like plague. Una never chi chomchin.

Since I can't trust any 'freebie' from MTN, I'll just pretend I didn't see this post.

See them! Cheats everywhere. They can't be faithful to a girl, but they expect a girl to be faithful to them.


The thunder wey go fire some of una still dey receive touchline instruction from Zeus, Sango and Amadioha.

BlizzydoDo:
but it z unavoidable 2go 2 Obubra 4rm Uyo without passing calabar...wat do yuu suggest to people in dat situation?

Well, I guess those people who have travelled through that route can help us out here.


As for me, I travelled all the way from Lagos then and I used the Onitsha route. Don't know about the Akwa-ibom route because I never travelled through that route.


Peace!

9ite:
travelling from Ib

If you're travelling from Ibadan or anywhere in the West, go through Onitsha. Once you alight at Upper-iweka in Onitsha, take a bike to Onitsha South Mass Transit Park (It's beside one popular hospital whose name I can't remember at the moment). At the park, you'll board another bus going to Ikom. Alight at Obubra juncture. Then take a bike to the camp. Very easy.


But if you go through calabar, you'll live long enough to advise others never to repeat such in their NYSC life.


And yes, the camp will be opened a day before it's official opening. So as to accommodate people who would be coming from a far distance.

9ite:
biko hwz d weather, I neva ready burn ma skin in sun oo....to b precise, how hot is camp there?

The weather is moderate. Infact, it rains more than the sun shines in Cross-river state. The camp is old, dirty, and unkempt. Their food there is wack. Network is poor, and social event on camp is a total apology. The toilet and bathroom ehn? It's not a good sight to behold. It was so worse that I had to resort to shot-putting. And I take my bath very early outside before the bigle is blown.




Now to the good sides;
- Water supply is sufficient but not abundant though.
- Power supply is regular between the hours of 6pm - 10pm they normally switch on the generator.
-Accomodation is fairly manageable. And also, the rooms will be fumigated. So you can be sure you'd be free pfrom mosquitoes.
- The cost of things at Mami market is relatively affordable.


And lest I forget, there's also enough space for straffing.



If you need answers to any other questions, just mention me.


#I Rep 2013 Batch C#

davbravo:
Firstly theDE form is from jamb and not unilag....... The scratch card is N5000 and u can get it from Zenith Bank or any jamb office n also FCMB

But it is out ba?


The lady in question said she went to JAMB office last week and they were claiming it's not out yet. And that she enquired from Zenith Bank on Isolo area, they too said it's not out. It's just like they are using her to do turn-turn.

Good morning house,

Please I'd like to ask if the D.E form for bsc nursing in unilag for 2016/2017 session is out?

If it's out, please, kindly state the amount and where (I mean the exact bank or agency) where one can purchase it. The person in question had enquired from some banks and they are claiming not to be aware of anything.



Prompt response will be highly appreciated.

Cc
Davbravo

And any other good samaritan in here should please help me.