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Romance › Re: How To Deal With A Stubborn Toaster by Evathyst(f): 4:47pm On Aug 13, 2016

Lolz!

Exactly the kinda advise I'm looking for right now. Some toasters fit sniff life outta somebody. You'll think he loves you, na lie o. Himself wan mark register. Bloody fvcktards!

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Romance › Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by Evathyst(f): 3:55pm On Aug 09, 2016

MasterJayJay:
When a devil is preaching, confusion takes centre stage.

May you never suffer any confusion in your life for typing this. cheesy

As in eh, I was like, 'What's this Sisi taking us for?' undecided

You should be sure a man can satisfy you sexually before marrying him. But there mustn't be any sex before marriage. Just imagine who's talking!

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Romance › Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by Evathyst(f): 3:28pm On Aug 09, 2016

mizzbouqui:
Sis I've been in a relationship where we didn't had sex
But I could tell that can satisfy me in bed (I won't share that)
I just want you to know that, a man satisfying his woman on bed is not all about sex

Pinshure of how you knew your man could satisfy you in bed without sex or .........

You know the drill nau. tongue

I wonder why 'Lying' isn't part of the Olympic games? You alone for fit amass up to 5 gold medals. tongue

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Romance › Re: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by Evathyst(f): 3:24pm On Aug 09, 2016

skarlett:
If we're talking sexual satisfaction then I don't get how you'll know he'll be able to satisfy you if you guys don't have sex.

But if its another sort of satisfaction like financial, then you may be right.

So a man can 'financially' satisfy a lady in bed? undecided

Whichever school you graduated from, the Govt needs close such a school down and henceforth use it for Poultry. tongue

Na joke o!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 3:08pm On Aug 09, 2016

avicky:
Honeypie leave all these reincarnated artisticallyart and co.
How is you?in jenifa's voice. Good to see your shadow once again. Missed you.

Friendship mi! Quite an age Sis! wink

Hustling is the reason why you haven't seen my 'shadow' in a long while. And since you've stopped doing pilgrimage to the 'Holy land' nko? tongue

Anyways, Iyaff hearded you, I'll leave all these attention-seekers alone. Make devil sha no push dem reach my lane again. I get hot-temper o. tongue

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 8:15pm On Aug 08, 2016

Mpyaw:
[s][/s]

blah blah blah you will soon get a job[s][/s]

As expected! Typical of anyone who cannot defend his 'selfish' action; he'll resort to personal attack. angry

So much for educators!

For the records, I have a job and I didn't get it through Mitacy. tongue

. Now that you've been noticed, kindly buzz off my mentions. Thank you as you do so.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 8:46pm On Aug 07, 2016

youngest85:
I feel ur pain mistress.

Jah will provide a gud job 4 u!

Thanks bro! But for the records, I already have a job. I only log in here occasionally to check some vacancies and forward it to my 'friends' who are still looking for a job. cheesy

Kindly help me pray to Jah to help me waxing stronger in my job while I set my sights on getting a promotion. Thanks I appreciate!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by Evathyst(f): 8:31pm On Aug 07, 2016

Mpyaw:
utvikky....... thatsunfair............www.mitacy.com

You guys should stop this 'nonsense' honestly it's becoming boring. angry

That you created a website for posting jobs doesn't mean you have to coerce everyone into logging on to your site. It's just plain 'selfishness' angry

And I'm not surprised about the so-called 'actors' in this hoarding game. The moment I saw Sunnypar's name as one of your pioneers, I knew what your motive would be. It's a free world Mr, let anybody go to your site if they wish. And please, do not coerce those that are keeping this thread alive, not all of us are a fan of 'innovation'.

Enough is not a feast, it is only enough...

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Phones › Re: Best Wallpapers For Your Phones Lock Screen And Home Screen!!! by Evathyst(f): 12:38pm On Aug 07, 2016

*Spreads mat*

Allow me pitch my tent here. tongue

Oya OP come and kontinue o!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: National Universities Commission (NUC) Recruitment 2016 by Evathyst(f): 11:22pm On Jul 27, 2016

ok24:
Umartins1 u can eida post it or send som1 2 deliver it by hand, wich eida way u chose, ur application wil surely get 2 us... Pls guys jst apply cos as an insider, wil confidently inform u dat dia is no body dat has bin recruited yet 4 dos positions advertised by d Commission, xcept out of my notice.... Best of luck guys!

Another e-scammer spotted!

Instead of you to mingle with the big boys make them teach you how to do 'Yahoo plus' you're here looking for someone to scam. You go grow iron beard. undecided

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Romance › Re: "Testing" Your Partner To See If They Pass The Fidelity Test by Evathyst(f): 9:25pm On Jul 23, 2016

halfricanadian:
It hurts i just move on somethings u dont av to fix them or dey get damaged d more just leave it nd move on

Wetin dem ask, wetin you dey talk? undecided

*Modified*

Any lady that subjects a smart guy to any test of some sort is surely digging her own 'relationship' grave. Even the devil self dey learn work where some guys dey. My own is just that, sha respect my feelings. The day I'll ever catch you cheating on me, that would be the end of Solomon Grundy. undecided

Like my guy for example, something tells me the bastard is cheating on me but it's very difficult to find out. Even when I visit him impromptu, I don't see anything suspicious. Check his phone several times, nothing. Yet, I still feel he's not clean. Accuse him of infidelity, he'll tell you to prove it. Men! I carry yansh for some guys. undecided

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Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Ways Ladies React When A Guy Seems Too Difficult To Be Scammed by Evathyst(f): 9:24am On Jul 22, 2016

OkoAnike:
Op, am ur unknown friend who has been following u... Huummmm

Please, as unpredictable as u may be in ur writing... This few lines do not described the true u, and if you can affirm this as the true u, I will love to un follow u... Thanks.

Yours sincerely,

The unknown old man that find pleasure reading ur quote and smile after reading some of ur write up.

You're very correct Sir! I've never and will never be a 'Gold-digger' wink

Was just typing those stuffs for typing sake. If there's anyone on nairaland whom I've ever demanded anything from, such a person should come and bust my lies o. I'm a complete feminist! We feminist don't let a man do for us whatever it is that we can do for ourselves. Lolz. cheesy

Thanks for the observation though, I wish to have a husband that will be my Number 1 fan. Well, I really envy 'Anike' and her 'Orogun' tongue

Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Ways Ladies React When A Guy Seems Too Difficult To Be Scammed by Evathyst(f): 9:24am On Jul 22, 2016

OkoAnike:
Op, am ur unknown friend who has been following u... Huummmm

Please, as unpredictable as u may be in ur writing... This few lines do not described the true u, and if you can affirm this as the true u, I will love to un follow u... Thanks.

Yours sincerely,

The unknown old man that find pleasure reading ur quote and smile after reading some of ur write up.

Crime › Re: Have You Been Scammed /duped?? Share Your Experience To Save Others. by Evathyst(f): 12:42am On Jul 22, 2016

This thread sweet die! grin

One would begin to wonder why is it guys that always get scammed? undecided

Your fellow guys will scam you, even we ladies we scam you as well. tongue

Aimoye recharge cards, bank transfers, dinners, on top wetin? You wanna see under he skirt. I laugh in Puerto Rico language!

Jokes Etc › Re: A Collection Of Funny African Pictures (just For Laughs) by Evathyst(f): 1:05am On Jul 16, 2016

Mehn! These pinshures are dope!

I'm glad I stood and I'm still standing with Mimzy!

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Jokes Etc › Re: A Collection Of Funny African Pictures (just For Laughs) by Evathyst(f): 1:04am On Jul 16, 2016

Mehn! These pinshures are dope!

Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Evathyst(f): 9:35am On Jul 13, 2016

Here I am again! In another confusion of some sort! undecided

Fynestboi is my niggar! Vizkiz is my personal padi. And it's mandatory I support just one of them. undecided

Estharfabian come and advise me o!

Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Ways Ladies React When A Guy Seems Too Difficult To Be Scammed by Evathyst(f): 10:13pm On Jul 12, 2016

SkinnyDude:
poverty don kill this one.. see her pimple face like wetin...

You've been noticed. Oya return to that Boys Quarters where you're squatting. cheesy

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Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Ways Ladies React When A Guy Seems Too Difficult To Be Scammed by Evathyst(f): 2:27pm On Jul 12, 2016

gabi101:
my advicee for u sha is dont end up digging your own grave while being a* golddigger*...repent and recieve brain

*Yinmu*

No be today yansh dey back nau. tongue

Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by Evathyst(f): 2:23pm On Jul 12, 2016

IamLEGEND1:

Egbon, I tuale for you o! cheesy

Na who person go support for this assembly of gay wey dem dey call 'Mr Nairaland' self? undecided

Romance › Re: Voting For Mr Nairaland Without An Interview by Evathyst(f): 2:19pm On Jul 12, 2016

BloodyCrook:
Brain-dead Muppet! I unleash my handle you'll disappear or burn in the flames of ignominy and disgrace.

Here's your chance to spar with me facelessly.

Regurgitated guttersnipe

O boy! Shey you wan end agarawu career ni? wink

I don laugh so tey spit don dey comot from my eyes.... tongue

Please take a pity on the poor boy wey no get helper. Lolz. Nairaland dey sweet die!

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Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Ways Ladies React When A Guy Seems Too Difficult To Be Scammed by Evathyst(f): 2:03pm On Jul 12, 2016

gabi101:
badly...lmao

Funny enough, initially, I wasn't of the opinion of requesting stuffs from guys. But later in life, I realised that they too would just be demanding for sex as if na them Papa put the hole between my leg. tongue

But that price tag though, it's what separate the men from the boys. Any guy wey never chop belle full, the one wey him mama and Papa still dey feed, make love no push am come my side o. Me I no get time for 'management' I didn't study relationship management in school abeg. I'm a confirm #Golddigger#. wink

Only guys with the real gold should holla at me. No time!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Photo: When God Shows You Your Comments On Nairaland On Judgement Day by Evathyst(f): 1:56pm On Jul 12, 2016

Funny as it may sound, it's really something one should ponder on...

I wonder how some of us here would feel one day when our kids get to see our comments on nairaland. tongue

Some will be like, so my Papa mumu reach like this? cheesy

So na my mummy self dey behave like corporate 'Hustler' that time that time. Lolz.

TonyeBarcanista, over to you o! Shebi na you dey judge Buhari, come here come judge yourself abeg. I can't fit to shout. grin

Romance › Re: 10 Disgusting Ways Ladies React When A Guy Seems Too Difficult To Be Scammed by Evathyst(f): 1:45pm On Jul 12, 2016

frenchwine:
Well, when it comes to ladies matter, I'm not a cheerful giver cos most of them 've got nothing on me.
I developed a principle for myself since my first paid employment :
" I can't give to any girl what I haven't given to my sisters" . It works like magic at keeping me penny wise.
I know some silly folks would wanna ask if my sisters would give me what other girls can give me : biko if I've not asked you (or your sisters) for such, just negodu.

Guy you no get chill at all! Lolz. Wetin?

Shey person no fit use style style follow you play ni?

Education › Re: Which Of The Characters Below Describe You Back Then In Secondary School? by Evathyst(op): 9:17am On Jul 08, 2016

avicky:
4, 9, 13, 15, (M&B) 22.( food prefect)

Evathyst, you didn't indicate your own.

I did in the first to comment spot. wink

Besides, where the heck have you been? Have you also relocated to Mitacy? Lolz. I hear that's where our headquarter is now. tongue

Education › Re: Which Of The Characters Below Describe You Back Then In Secondary School? by Evathyst(op): 9:15am On Jul 08, 2016

pharuqchulker:
E get as E be ooo...

I am going for 20

Evathyst pls reply my mail....I need epp with sumtin..please..thanks E get as E be ooo...

I am going for 20

Evathyst pls reply my mail....I need epp with sumtin..please..thanks

Sorry bro! I didn't see this on time. I'll reply it now. wink

Politics › Re: Falana Goofed On No Absolute Immunity Submission, Ozekhome says by Evathyst(f): 10:54am On Jul 04, 2016

Anyone who still doesn't know that Mike Ozekhome lacks credibility, such a person should have his head checked.

First, he was the one misinterpreting the constitution during the Fayose's EFCC probe. Now, he's switched allegiance over to the most crookish Senate President Nigeria has ever had; Bukola Saraki. undecided

I wonder how some people still manage to sleep at night after telling such blatant lies. Kai! Humans have really surpassed the devil himself in evil deeds. undecided

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Education › Re: COOK UP POST...... . by Evathyst(f): 10:36am On Jul 04, 2016

*spreads mat*

When a non-virgin girl tells you she's a 'virgin' it means she doesn't want to have sex with you. Don't you guys get it ni? tongue

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Wales Vs Belgium: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (3 - 1) On 1st July 2016 by Evathyst(f): 10:40pm On Jul 01, 2016

Why the heck of Noise about Portugal?

A team that was placed in a group containing Austria, Hungry and Iceland. Couldn't manage even a victory. Qualified with 3 points, yet, some noise makers here are already fantasising about how they will lift the trophy. undecided

Even the Underdog Greece never played as badly as Portugal to win the EURO 2004. Make una continue to dream, Portugal's streak of luck ends in the Semis.

Quote me after that day.

#Period

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