A Chinese man took a prostitute
to his home and they started
having sex.

Once he was done,he jumped
out of the bed,
ran to the
window,took a deep breath
then went under the bed and
came out through the other side
and started having sex with the girl again.

When he finished the 2nd
time,he jumped off the bed
went to the window,took a deep breath,went
under the
bed and came out from the other side then
started having sex again..

He did these until the 8ths time.

The girl was
realy impressed by
his stamina.

After the 10ths round she decided to try it for
herself.

So she jumped off the bed,went
to the window, took a deep breath, went
under the bed and
saw 10 more chinese men naked.

Omohautos: factory fitted AC
alloy wheel
CD player
low mileage
low fuel consumption
automatic transmission
AM/FM radio
power locks
power windows
power doors
passenger air bags
driver air bag
steering control
technology injection engine

Where's the picture

braine: I feel so guilty for my comment.

May God forgive us all! May she RIP

cyril83: Died physically but alive spiritually...she dey inside wardrobe with calabash on her head....d fat lips dude take big head and huge nose resemble him mama...beautiful tho'

Ha ha! This is too much! Y? I just hope there is law against online false accusation!
You see am there? Na wah o!!!

Did u ever notice: everything on
a woman's upper body starts
with a "B".
Blouse,
Bra,
Breast
Boobs & 
Lower body with a "P".
Petticoat,
pants,
panties,
pus sy
No wonder men suffer from high
BP. Hahahahaha i no fit shout oooo!!!

A lady walks into Tiffany Store.
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farted.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little incident, she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it - you're going to sh..it when I tell you the price!!!

micki83: I don't think seun needs much public exposure if he doesn't want it.as long as he keeps doing a good job of making nairaland so addictive,he doesn't hav to delve into undue publicity stunts or become an "attention-w.hore".
Seun,just kip being urself abeg.I understand ur need for privacy in ur personal life.leave d publicity stunts to those who hav mastered it to a fine craft (namely,lady gaga and tonto dikeh!)

True talk jare my brother! I don't understand this their craziness about celebrity! Some people do cherish their privacy after-all a man who loses his privacy loses everything!!!

virtuoso01:
You have already proven that you are very immature. No need to dwell on it.

You need to learn to speak to people without trading insults. Annonymous forum or not, what we do here shows who we really are.

I hope you will reflect on that.

Wow, that was close... I almost gave a fu c k.

agoha_vivi: @Eve100000: U should learn to respect the next man's opinion. Do you have to hurl insults at anyone who refuses to accept your opinion? You are the one I think, needs to connect his tongue to his brain because people like you always start or get into fights when around people with diverse opinion. U've got a lot of growing up to do, indeed.

God forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they talk sense.

virtuoso01:
yeah my point of view differ from yours, so that is why you are hurling insults and feeling like superman.

Any way, I am too matured to return it back to you.

Very well then before talking next time, Please connect the tongue to the brain….

[quote author=virtuoso01]There is no serious evidence pointing to a kidnap or an attempted kidnap.

It is their word against his own.



Are u sure u are ok? THE WOMAN JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR# and y the hell did the so call chief offers the vigilante 300k! Pls stop being stupid and make use of ur brain that is if u hv any,na wah o sumbodi just wake up and notice she is on the way to badagry and u still dey doubt d story,ode

Siena: This image is everywhere I look.

If a man or woman is unfaithful, you have two options: work your way through things, and probably forgive. Or call time on the relationship / marriage. Not resort to any sort of violence. This is definitely as inhumane as anyone can get.

I can't begin to imagine the trauma this woman's suffered, not only is it surprising she's survived so far, that she's still conscious is unbelievable. Unless she's in shock, those cuts are deep. The one in her back, an inch or two to the right, her spine would have been severed. The one in the base of her head was pretty close too.

Some people actually posted that she deserved it. How could any human carry out such a savage attack on a fellow human, regardless of what he / she did. I only hope this woman's husband pays for his crime. But if this is in Nigeria, I wouldn't hold my breath.

My brother you talk well o! Na wha for some people!!!

tonia2000: Lool!very funny,orisirisi

Really What's funny in here a beg, tell me!

berem: Did he buy it with his money or his father's money? What on earth does he need it for? What a spoilt brat! Smh

I smell jealousy jealousy

acidtalk:

You should be happy I sounded that way, because normally I break the heads on jouirnalist who supplies me news without detailed facts and evidences.

Mumu!!!

EdesonNews: @Acidtalk, you get it wrong. the information is not fake. i'm not forcing anybody to visit my blog. you don't have to sound rude to me like that.

Why you dey mind what stupi d people say! What if you want people to visit your blog it's your blog your life you can do whatever you want pay no attention to swi ne like acidtalk!

Ricky_Ross: Does that stop the bitchh from whoring about Does that stop her from running after big men with fat checks I know couple of warri boys that phuck the biitch in Ghana.

You no go go take chill pills make you cool down your high bp

vanstanzy:

Nice English, men. Thanks for making my day.

'Nice English' How many 'men'!!

Little Johnny was taking a shower with his grandma. He casually asked, "Grandma what's that?" She quickly replied, "That's my beaver". Little Johnny didn't say another word. Two days later he was taking a shower with his mom. Little Johnny asked, "Mommy what's that?" She replied, "Well Johnny thats my beaver." Little Johnny thought for a bit and said, "Well grandmas beaver must be dying her tongues hanging out!!!

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a LovePeddler." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

@op Nice joke u have here.....





Thanks MOGUL.O!!! I appreciate your good sense of humor

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.  "You all have obsessions," he observed.  To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."  He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."  At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dic k, let's go."

The last may not have been heard on the gruesome murder, in a Lagos hotel, of Miss Cynthia Udoka Osokogu.



As the Delta State-born 2009 second runner-up of the Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, MBGN's Blackberry mobile phone has been recovered from a Port Harcourt-based businessman.

This is also coming on the heels of the discovery of a bizarre video recording of how Cynthia was allegedly raped by her suspected killers. The video was seen in the laptop of the suspects.

In the video, Cynthia’s face and brutalised body was clearly shown being raped, while the faces of the rapists were blurred.

Apart from being tied and forcefully raped, the rapists also bit her deeply and several times in her breasts, buttocks and back .

The middle-age man (names withheld) was arrested by detectives attached to Area ‘E’ Command Festac Town, Lagos, after the deceased’s BB pin number was retrieved from her father.

Vanguard gathered that although Cynthia’s BB has had all information pertaining to ownership of the handset flashed-off in an attempt to make pass for a brand new phone, detectives led by the Area Commander, ACP Daniel Okoro, were able to use the pin number to get the number of the SIM Card of the current holder.

According to sources, one of the detectives then put a call to the Port Harcourt-based business man to say that the BB in his possession was a stolen one.

Through the information on his registered SIM Card and the receiving mast, detectives moved to Port Harcourt, where his residence was located. But they did not meet him at home.

It was said that the phone buyer openly admitted that he bought it through a friend in Lagos, adding that it was sent to him through courier services.

The source said: “When the detectives were able to get the pin number from Cynthia’s father, they started work on the theory that all the information contained in her handset may have been deleted.

“But with their knowledge of BB, they know it can never have two pin numbers. So they started working on that theory, and it bore fruits.”

VANGUARD

r231: TWEET OF THE DAY: Wizkid Insults D'banj On Twitter..

His road to downfall!!! He shld not take side or interfere in anybody's fight! He shld be solo and not turning to davido!!

bomijuwon: I wondered why the Cab driver is crying aloud on such case. Davido has the Money and the fame. You can make use of what you have too. we call Jesus, Allah yes, but our African thing is still potent. If indeed your story is true. You need not cry for long. I can give you a CONTACT at ILAJE (Ayelala)and the whole deal is done or better still the olukoyas, in IKORO EKITI, the charges is nothing but you just say the truth. Let him (DAVIDO) continue his misconduct and money spending at the other side of life. Period. Adie damilogun'nu; Mafo leyinn!

Ha ha! Iyen o wa po ju! E jowo e da ri jin o! Omode lo nse!! Lol!!!

LesbianBoy: I just went to davido's twitter page and loaded his old tweets back to july 1(the said date this so called incident happened) and from what i saw there he was in GHANA for a show!!! On july 1, His tweets read ''just got off stage Abodaaaammm!!'' you see?? So i wonder were this story is coming from! Anyways, i hate too much talk! if you doubt go to twitter and load his old tweet back to that date to confirm!!! HATERS GO AND DIE AND BTW THIS STORY IS GIVING HIM MORE FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER!!!!

If you were any more stup id, you'd have to be watered twice a week! Jeez! you just go around with vertically-fornicated mind!!!

Rhino.5dm:
Never enjoy responding to demented hybrid goats. now walk along. person!

If brains were taxed, you'll definitely get a rebate!! Forkin mor on!

Rhino.5dm:
Many many fools on this threats can't even afford dinner. . .Poverty can breed hate. Go get your money and fame.

Sentenced imb ecile with no chance of parole!!!

Mr.chippychappy:
[size=15pt]This taxi driver na mumu o!!! call keyamo on speed dial and sue the hell out of this returnee's a*s*s. Any amount from 10 -20million naira would do . This is a blessing in disguise . In short if to say na me be the driver immediately davido beat me i go run go church go give testimony sey i don hammer.[/size]

Lmbo!!!

God dey sha!!!

Rhino.5dm:
moto la pa awon ebi re ati baba re. Asiwun aja!

Ti moto ba ti pa gbogbo ebi ti tan! Omoale oloriburuku