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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Places $5M Bounty On Antonio Indjai (Former Guinea Bissau Coup Leader) by Evect(m): 12:06pm On Aug 20, 2021
Wetin the man do them?

Modified:
Okay I don see wetin him do them
Celebrities / Re: Ubi Franklin Advises Men: Rather Than Laugh At Me, Learn From My Mistakes by Evect(m): 1:01pm On Apr 23, 2021
You no learn from person but you want make other people learn from you
How na

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Education / Re: The Hilarious Answer A Student Gave To A Test Question (photos) by Evect(m): 11:23pm On Apr 04, 2021
Can we say this guy is talking from experience? grin

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Insists He Just Want A Taste Of The Women In The World by Evect(m): 9:47pm On Apr 02, 2021
Until you taste the one wey go run your belle grin
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter Announce Marriage, Mercy Aigbe’s Daughter Reacts (photo) by Evect(m): 9:32pm On Apr 02, 2021

With everything wey dey happen for this country how is this news suppose to reduce hardship?

Abeg make all of una get out angry
Celebrities / Re: My Wife's Wedding Dress Has Over 560 Carat Of Swarovski Diamonds -Malivelihood by Evect(m): 5:42pm On Dec 07, 2020
undecided
Alaye wedding don pass.
Na inside marriage you dey now

Celebrities / Re: Malivelihood & Deola Smart's Wedding Cake Took N4M, 4 Months & 12 Bakers To Make by Evect(m): 12:22pm On Dec 06, 2020
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I wonder why people put so much energy in things that don't matter and ignore the necessary things.
Smh

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Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Mistakenly See Your Wife's Younger Sister Naked? by Evect(m): 11:02pm On Dec 05, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




If you think that was accidental then you must dumber than a dumb-bell.

For someone who has shagged siblings, friends, roommates, bridesmaids, enemies, neighbours, in-laws, colleagues, mother-and-child; I can authoritatively confirm to you that there are no boundaries in preek and kpekus matter because the snake is not a loyal animal and a hungry hole swallows all victims.

Your competitive sister inlaw doesn't visit because she is lonely or because she misses her sister so much; she only visits because she is yearning to taste what her sister has been tasting.

Don't expect her to place the kpekus on a saucer and serve it on a tray because she has given you the best clue.
So don't mess up this golden opportunity.

Show her extra attention and affection. One day when you two are alone, indirectly let her know you've seen her package and it is better than any package you've opened all your life.
With intelligent use of suggestive words, you'd get to know if she is the type you can play ball with or the type you'd stick to peeping on.

You'd never know unless you try.
You have not much to gain but so much to lose.

grin
The last two sentences though

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Travel / Re: The Moment A Moving Train Nearly Crushed Two Malawian Women To Death by Evect(m): 7:36pm On Nov 29, 2020
shocked
Omo bitter people full this forum O. See as people wey comment for up just dey spew trash all in the name of tribalism.
It makes no sense mhen...

Back to the topic, abeg which kind rough play be this

Celebrities / Re: Motara Entices Poor Street Beggar With A Bottle Of Drink, Leaves Her Hanging by Evect(m): 10:57am On Nov 23, 2020
angry
This is what happens when people make money without really working for it or going through a process....

So many big babies these days. Werey girl angry

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Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Only One Contentious Issue Left, Says FG by Evect(m): 1:13am On Nov 16, 2020

Alaye solve your issues...
Una too dey talk angry
Health / Re: Pastor Enenche Commissions Messiah Medical Centre In Jos by Evect(m): 10:38am On Nov 15, 2020
The church is marching on!!

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Education / Re: FG Is Wasting The Future Of Nigeria – ASUU by Evect(m): 4:23pm On Nov 03, 2020
undecided
ASUU is a very insensitive and selfish organisation...
When their pikin dem no dey naija Na to dey show power with other people own dem Sabi, awon werey
Education / Re: ASUU Strike Will Continue As Long As FG Withholds Our Salaries - Ogunyemi by Evect(m): 7:53am On Oct 29, 2020
undecided
Na because non of their children dey school for naija na..
Nonsense and ingredients angry

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Crime / Re: Lance Corporal Harrison Friday: Masked Soldier Apprehended By Nigerian Army by Evect(m): 8:18am On Oct 21, 2020
Bleep you all
Person dey apprehend who im send angry

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Politics / Re: Don’t Embarrass Government With Your EndSARS Reports - NBC Tells Media Houses by Evect(m): 8:10am On Oct 21, 2020
They are killing young people and you are concerned about embarrassment of government, the same government that is killing people...

E no go better for all of una angry

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Politics / Re: They killed his twin brother. by Evect(m): 1:15am On Oct 16, 2020
Youths became selfless that's one major reason why this energy will not go down easily
All die na die!!!

#Endsars
#Reformpolice
#Endcorruption!!
Politics / Re: Endsars- We’re Ready To Defend Nigeria At All Cost, Army by Evect(m): 1:04am On Oct 16, 2020
angry
Alaye go defend for Borno state abeg (sambisa to be precise)...
If that one no do you, enter Zamfara, I hear Sey bandits still dey there...
Werey wey dey disguise
#Endsars
#Reformpolice
#Endcorruption

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Celebrities / Re: #EndSARS: Funke Akindele Shares Money And Recharge Cards To Protesters by Evect(m): 12:55am On Oct 16, 2020
undecided
In every little way you can, fight for your right...
Stop sitting on the fence! Say no to oppression!!
Kudos to Funke Akindele for this act shall be recorded in the book of life grin..

#Endsars
#Reformpolice
#Endcorruption!!!
Education / Re: FG Accuses ASUU Of Being Responsible For #endsars Protests, Civil Unrest by Evect(m): 12:42am On Oct 16, 2020
undecided
Na their speciality be that na..
No government don ever apportion blame like this Buhari government.
Irresponsible mofos
#Endsars
#Reformpolice
#Endcorruption!!
Crime / Re: EndPoliceBrutality: Governor Obiano Sacks James Nwafor, Ex SARS Boss by Evect(m): 5:47pm On Oct 15, 2020
#Endsars
#Endpolicebrutality
#Endcorruption!!!
Family / Re: What Are the vital Lessons You Have Learnt In Life? by Evect(m): 9:42pm On Oct 14, 2020
You are not the only one with a problem,
Infact you will love your problem when you hear your Neighbour's problems grin
So learn to cheer up in your trying moments

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Celebrities / Re: 30+ Pictures Of Kiddwaya's Grand Reception In His Home Town by Evect(m): 11:07am On Oct 10, 2020
undecided
This one don turn King be that O..
Naija sef, smh angry

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Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing You Bring Into A Relationship?? by Evect(m): 11:00am On Oct 10, 2020
Money grin grin
Politics / Re: - by Evect(m): 11:27pm On Oct 09, 2020
undecided
Maybe they are trying to draw people to those areas...
If gigantic structures are built and people are working there I think they would start making provisions for accommodation around those areas also....

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Agriculture / Re: When Last Did You See A Butterfly by Evect(m): 4:21pm On Oct 09, 2020
We don kill all the butterfly for naija with our slippers grin...
Travel / Re: What Was Your Last Night Like Before Leaving Nigeria? by Evect(m): 4:02pm On Oct 09, 2020
undecided
abosede93452:
Couldn’t sleep till 3dewan and was up by 5dewan. By 8dewan, I was preparation but I cried so hard knowing I will be leaving and won’t be back in a term same.


As you being dey cry why you no just vex sit down back Sey you no dey go anywhere grin..
At least to show patriotism cool

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Education / Re: Ten Categories Of People You Find On Campus. What Group Do You Belong? by Evect(m): 3:37pm On Oct 09, 2020
undecided
Omo na group 1 all the way O..
I no dey like failure or anything wey be like am grin
We go come use group 9 balance am. Chai
Business / Re: Hey, Please What Business Should I Try? by Evect(m): 7:13pm On Oct 08, 2020
Auxtan:

Thank you for this insightful suggestion bro but the barrier to this is my social media space isn't great at all in terms of audience. I'd like to try this and please if you've got advice on how I can build my audience I'd like you share with me. Thanks

Why don't you start by meeting your friends around, telling them you sell this and that.
If you have a Facebook account you can advertise the product there, tell your family and extended relatives...
The idea is to allow more people know about what you are promoting or trying to sell. Whether online or offline.
I drop my pen here.

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Crime / Re: We Are Not Asking For A Reform, We Want SARS Completely Abolished- Falz (VIDEO) by Evect(m): 7:06pm On Oct 08, 2020
Frankice:


Is that what u think??

That's what it is . If people of a particular group behave the same way(both the ones in Lagos, Rivers, Owerri, etc) then there is a way they all think....
It is that thinking pattern that should be eradicated coz if they ban the kind sarz come carry another agency come, na these same sarz guys them go just transfer go there..
So what difference does it make

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Business / Re: Hey, Please What Business Should I Try? by Evect(m): 5:34pm On Oct 08, 2020
undecided
Instead of using your school fees for business why not test the waters.
Look for someone around you that sells something, maybe clothes,shoes, jewellery, wristwatch or anything, and advertise on your social media space.
If anyone is interested, all you need do is add your own money to the initial price and sell it.
Try to negotiate with the person that you are actually reselling so he wouldn't charge that much.

If you go use your school fees now do business and ASUU come go call off strike when business never pay, na premium tears E go end for O..

My opinion though

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