₦airaland Forum

LordFarquaad:
Who/what is kumbaya, i've been hearing this since. I know Kayode, Lamba and Milly who is kumbaya.

Kumbaya is the only female child of the owner of big brother Naija......she is the sister to kayode and Lamba...

Finally ooo!!!...fight don burst ooo!!!

Katrina and wathoni....
Omo pesin left eye go lost o....

caprini1:
And Laycon look like Reverend father kwo!

Hehehe.....I love Lekan o, ...but make we no lie he resemble Armu robber...
Armu robber and thief no dey the same level...

Omo if unah see the way Lekan frown just now...dem dey pick housemates to group, dem forget pick am!.. ..

If only they know say nah im dey reign.... I found it a little disrespectful though.

Is it the strong eba i eat.....
Or why does this Tochi boy always look like an ex convict, scouting anxiously for a new crime to commit...

The guy dey look like thief.....

safarigirl:
I'm not bigger than anything.

I like my mental health a lot, anywhere I see someone stressing me unnecessarily, I just leave.

Because, what is online jokes to some people, is serious to me. On Twitter, I simply mute people like that matilda fellow, you can't mute people on NL, so, they and their minions will constantly be in your mentions.

Let matilda, broom and co update you guys, make I rest first, safari may come back, safari may not come back. Nobody is irreplaceable.

Safari!!...abeg nor do us laidis nah....

Some of us really look forward to your updates when we are not watching....

Abeg nah....

Who dey fyn your trouble self...

Beckysexy:
I was thinking it'll be enormous!!

Naaah.....size of diicks and fine stature is definitely not positively correlated....

I've met fellow guys who are tall and really built and have crayon pricks...while some other short ugly ones are harbouring diicks as big as those pillars holding third mainland bridge...

whogoesthere:
who's kayode?

Kayode is the first son of the owner of big brother Naija... , he has a junior brother called Lamba....

Blackmiserable:
Gambian goat what's up, I like you, your country, and personality. It's South Sudan Antelope greeting.

I'm good man....
I appreciate the compliments man!..
Hope you doing great too...

Beckysexy:
Really ??

Yeah...for real...
That was like two days ago though....

Should:
why? If she's not God then lockup and get the answer from EwuGambia ..
EwuGambia are you there?

Hehehe....I'm here man!!...
Hope you good!

ModestGal:
Who is Erica please?

Should i tell you?...

safarigirl:
So na chicken bone injure Kiddy for throat.


Who boil that chicken? Why dem no comot the bone for Kiddy? Where was 'Tushee' when his oga was swallowing chicken bone? Such incompetence!

This cracked me up...

Venita:
You can educate your fellow Nigerians without being an assh0le

Young lady.....
That moniker has been quoting people on this thread playing ITK( I too know)....and looking for trouble in an unintelligent manner.....i remember warning him to not quote me again yesterday....

Please if you dont understand a situation....stay out of it..

ArchAngeI:
saudi Arabia is asia?



Make I just dey laugh


Middle east is not asia

Chim ooooo!!!!!....I know my moniker name is Ewugambia, but I keep meeting people on NL that deserve this moniker more than I do...

Please o, the middle east is not a continent, it's just an intercontinental geographical area that comprises of mostly Asian countries.......let me amaze you...even Egypt is part of the middle east, but would you say Egypt is not in Africa?....

EGBON!!..ALAYE!!....BROS!!.....UNCLE!...Abeg collect your L in peace....

ArchAngeI:
most traveled?


How?

Will you call someone that has gone to only southwest states most traveled?

He hasn't been to Asia or the Americas

Abeg dont give that guy any hype

Young man what did you smoke?...
Are you watching the back of your television set?....
Brighto has been to Lebanon and Saudi Arabia which were in Asia the last time i checked, except your village people moved it...
He also visited over 3 countries in Europe....
Also schooled in Egypt......
Abeg read Venita's post for details...

Fine he hasn't been to North and south America, and Australia, but he is the most travelled soo far in the house...ENGLISH!!

Lucy speaking....
She has never been out of Nigeria...
She almost went to Ghana...but the money she was expecting was not complete....

If there is anything I like about Lucy, it's the fact that she doesnt hide or lie about the fact that she lacks money most of the times.....
She doesnt feel intimidated to tell a lie about who she is....

I smelt some serious Lamba in that kaisha story...but time would tell sha...

Soo far BrightO is the most travelled....empty vessels always make the loudest noise indeed.

MJBOLT:

you don see dorathy nose?e big pass neo prick

Omo but that Neo priiick small o....
Those girls just dey yab am the first day when he wear tight brief go wash clothe...
The warri parrot come dey boast say it's not by size...that it's by how well you can use it...

Aniways nah vee go use her craw-craw infested slave yansh collect am...soo I guess all is good.

But omo....make we nor lie...
This Wathoni nose big o....e just stand gidigba for her face like the rock of Gibraltar...

BrutalLafamilia:
Look what I found

Piiko my guy!!!!......
Thanks for this info man.....
I go book am short time once she steps out.....
Inshort I go drop the sexcapade for boys....

Howfa, i been think say nah you be kayceesings...

NoraPibowei:
Erica is the most prettiest girl in the house and should be at the to,Eric or either Kiddwaya should be at the top Ozo no fine pass those two.

..
Are you kidney me?....
It takes a level of exposure to judge a person that is fine and one that is ugly...
Ozo Is better looking than Eric...
Eric just has a nice upper body....his lower parts be like chewing stick...kiddwaya is the one that has a good balanced worked out physique....neo only has chest and abs, his arms are tiny.

Eric keh.....with that is head that looks like agbalumo seed...

ArchAngeI:
any diversity experiment


Lagos is the sample

BMW is scarce

That's wrong bro....its honestly not....
It just depends on the part you stay, you cant be living in a place with terrible roads and be expecting to see BMW's....she stays at badagry and expects to see BMW's, shogun laye ni!!....
There are loooooots of bmw owners in Lagos, she doesnt just ply the same route as them.....
Follow gidicars on instagram, or shyspotter....they spot BMW's like water, steady in lag....
From the 7 series to the 6 series to the x6.....the M versions.
Inshort i remember when the latest bmw wonder, the x7 just came out....the next week it was spotted in lagos and Abuja too.....(there is no car you wont see here in Abuja)...
The times i was in lagos, jeez....I saw a shit load of them with customized plates....even the old bmws still full road...
I think another factor would be being a car person....cause if you are not knowledgable about cars, you might pass a BMW and not even know it is one....
She doesnt seem particularly intelligent self, I doubt she knows about cars that much....
A better statement would be that the bmw is scarce compared to Toyota, honda and volkswagen transporter (danfo) in lagos....

eleshin:
He didn't mention that, he only said he knew her before the house.

Thanks man!

JhayJoe:
So bright knew tolanibaj before the house.......interesting......hmmmmm

Abeg how did they meet....
I Wasn't laying attention...

e be like say Kayode no wan collect him papa blessings...

Make e show us Neo and vee nah....
E sure me say dem don dey strafe...

Beckysexy:
Yeah

Who are you stanning.....

safarigirl:
Ozo problem be say, e too dey respectful, and he's shy

His kind of guy, if you don't tell them pop and clear, say "Guy, come and touch me", he will never touch you. Normal Naija guys dem dey use vibes, if you give them positive vibes, dem go jump you. Na so Prince dey

Yeah......that's why he is dulling on Nengi....
That girl is lonely as Bleep...forget that she looks attractive.
Imagine having the luxury of the HOH house and still coming to stay with other housemates till its lights out....Tacha for no try am!!...
If ozo was like me...he for don dey rough Nengi by now,...any good looking guy that makes the first overt move on the babe is getting her....

Beckysexy:
Lol
This your comment sef

Babe...e shock me o.
If you see wetin i see, you for understand...

You are currently watching too right?...

Chim ooo....kayode just use bweezzz full my screen just now ....
this Dora nah independent dairy farm...
Prince sharply use style go grab her from back....ozo nah coward....he just dey shy to join the babe since.

Omo the bweezzz big o!!...ozo priiick for don red by now...

Wathoni just be using style to show us nipples every night.....

nazablossom:
What happened to your goat memes

Nah the way you use emergency take burst my head....I forget add the meme...