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Politics / Re: EndSARS: Buhari To Address Nigerians At 7pm by EwuGambia: 5:17pm On Oct 22
Make e no yarn beta thing fess....make thunder fire e left dry yansh by 7:30..... undecided

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Using EndSARS Protest As A Plot To Overthrow Buhari - Miyetti Allah by EwuGambia: 8:52am On Oct 20
iKnee:
Nazablossom, Munzy14, Drakeblend and EwuGambia!
Please I hope we're all good as our peaceful protest continues?
I can't really imagine nairaland without you guys..
Stay safe and I love y'all! ..

We doing good bro!!.....Thanks for checking in.... undecided
Munzy!! Howfa nah... undecided

Politics / Re: Pictures Of Alimosho End Sars Protest by EwuGambia: 1:53am On Oct 20
You mean pictures from Alimosho boogie down Carnival..... undecided

E be like say unah like sars for that side..... undecided

Nor let boys catch you o....better rename the thread.... undecided

Education / Re: Is My Pair Of NYSC Jungle Boots Usable Out Of Service? by EwuGambia: 1:46am On Oct 20
You dey whine me ni?.....
Jungle boot wey boys still wear go club like 2 years after service....with beta pencil jean....shina peller is a witness.. undecided

Better rock your shoe with pride....might be the only solid gift nigeria might ever give you... undecided

It goes well with black Agbada by the way.... undecided

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Religion / Re: The Difference Between Abel's And Cain's Sacrifice by EwuGambia: 9:02am On Oct 11
Kanayo O. Kanayo would love this message.... undecided

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 11:10pm On Sep 26
Why Katrina come de cry nah.....shey dem thief her implants?... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 11:05pm On Sep 26
Who bring praiz come this party nah....which song he wan perform laidis...... undecided
Abi nah ss3 graduation party he wan go wey e miss road.... undecided

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Romance / Re: . by EwuGambia: 11:04am On Sep 23
Zzor:
EwuGambia:This one is still growing,all he's out there looking for is sex, don't even bother looking his way

Impressive.....couldn't have been put better... No one has ever understood me like this.....undecided

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Romance / Re: . by EwuGambia: 8:21am On Sep 23
Defamation at its peak....Nah Libel be this nah.... undecided

You this small girl, be calming down... undecided

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Politics / Re: 12 Reasons Nigeria's Agric Revolution Is Real Under President Buhari. Sept 2020 by EwuGambia: 7:55am On Sep 23
Agricultural revolution wey dey increase price of foodstuffs..... undecided
OP i nor wan curse you this morning o!... undecided

Abeg makè dem commot this nansense from front page... angry

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 7:52am On Sep 23
And i been dey think say all the nuisance wey been full this thread for don follow Erica dey go village.... undecided

Which kyn wahala be this nah..... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 7:41am On Sep 23
Munzy14:

E plum die, hope say u carry engine oil enter for guys.. cheesy

Make ministry the move..

Nah oil vessel we follow come.....enough engine oil for boys... grin

Ministry go too move nor worry...

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 7:00pm On Sep 22
Munzy14:

Ewu is here... cheesy grin
Munzy my Guy!!!......long time man!...
Hope say your side plum..... grin...

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 6:39pm On Sep 22
If i hear say i no watch the final week!.. undecided
Its good to be back..... undecided
Shourout to everyone who asked after me.....i've seen your quotes.. grin

Vaseline and engine oil crew....how unah dey nah.... undecided

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Family / Re: Age 25 With 1 Million Naira & Living With My Parents: Buy Land Or Pack Out? by EwuGambia: 3:49pm On Aug 23
Zzor:
Isnt it a good thing to be a virgin as a man? i wonder why you guys think it's falling of hands for a guy to be virgin,be a good boy and remain decent.I have been searching for a virgin husband to marry within the age bracket of 30-35,it seems to be in total extinction but I'm still hoping,so you should be proud of your virginity as man,its a pride for men also

You this small girl....why are you describing me... undecided

Nice points though... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 6:19pm On Aug 19
Andrew13:
e nor sweet try again, you spent 1hr editing my post lol


Nor vex jare...was multitasking... grin
I just noticed you later edited yours....

Peace.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 5:46pm On Aug 19
Andrew13:
Abeg you get like hundred bucks there, make i sharply buy haloperidol wey psychiatrist been prescribe for me, e be like say this madness wan come back....abeg if you fit add two hundred for orheptal blood tonic, e be like say the small blood wey dey my bodi nor dey reach my brain, nah why i just dey comment foolishly upandan. Nor vex bros..
ignore me henceforth

See the mental problem wey only you pack?... undecided
Aniwaez I dont have any Naira on me presently boy!!.. undecided

Got change for 100 euro?.. undecided

Alright...iwd take your advice.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 5:16pm On Aug 19
Andrew13:
my grandma wey dey regret my existence...

Ehya ... what a sad tale... undecided

Howfa WAEC nah.... I hear say unah write maths paper on monday.... undecided

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 5:00pm On Aug 19
Munzy14:

cheesy Ewu I was beginning to wonder if na ur alternate be that...


How far na, how this week be?
Naaah bro....I dont have an alternate for now.... grin
Omo this weeks been good man..
Hope your side plum... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 4:57pm On Aug 19
Andrew13:
my grandma wey dey regret my existence...

Ehya ... what a sad tale... undecided

Howfa WAEC nah.... I hear say unah write maths paper on monday.... undecided

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 4:46pm On Aug 19
Andrew13:
Lucy is konjified
Who be diswan.. undecided

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 3:19pm On Aug 19
InSanety:
Freestyle so weak, I thought his rap future was bleak
man should stick to writing, cuz his freestyle don't click
E no sweet
No be everybody get the gift
Even me wey no too sabi, my rhymes still stick
Y'all get this Efe Lite, off my screen tongue

What would it cost to sign you to the VCR...(vaseline crew Records).... undecided
Abeg answer sharp sharp...I'm a busy man... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 9:19pm On Aug 14
MissAnnBoleyn:


grin grin grin I am sorry if you felt slighted by my comments, I was not attacking you or girls who lighten their skin, I am only trying to say we should be proud of the skin we are born in, skin positivity. We have this melanin magic movement going on and it is a good thing. I hope you use safe creams that do not contain Hydroquinone and Mercury, these are carcinogenic compounds. Wear actor 50 when you go out in the sun to protect your skin from the harsh UV rays of the sun.

What do you wish to specialize in?....Derma? undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 2:41pm On Aug 14
ArchAnge1:
u try with this one

Soo nah you be Iamj.... undecided
And you be my guy that year for the beer parlour when real gees been still dey.... undecided

But on a serious note i just had to explain that sex thing cause people dey misunderstand am gan.... undecided
I remember back in school, a group of us go wan party...my guy been jam one very fine girl...her yansh biiig like mortuary gate!...we sha no see am after... nah the
next day e come dey give us gist, say e toast her finish, trying to get down, she come be like she is a virgin, say she deh only collect from back steady, but she dey reserve the vagina for her future husband...You self see that kyn okoto.. undecided
he sha do the lords work... the way e describe the experience till date still makes me laugh... e talk say the place be wan wide like lagos ibadan expressway...those kyn road wey be say if you slow down, car fit jam you from back.... undecided say nah fastlane. asin you fit do better car race for there... undecided. But that babe sees herself as a virgin, and you wont blame her, it's what she understands.. undecided

My point is that Nigerians hype being a virgin too much to not understand the proper definition of the term...literally if you follow the definition of sex, even a person wey don give or collect Mouth Gig is not a virgin... undecided...talkess of between the thigh and bwezz... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 1:57pm On Aug 14
Should:
Whether you like it or not, if preek no enter vagina na mere cuddle and not sex... cheesy
Threebear can still twist the pic below and call it rigorous smooching, and some dansuqis will hail her because they're pained....
Erica rejected an underage boy for a full packaged man..

That's wrong man.... undecided Nor go fall my hand... undecided
Sex doesnt have to be penniz and vaggina...
Sex is scientifically known as coitus(which means coming together)...in medical school uwd be thought that there are different kinds of coitus(which logically means there are different kinds of sex abi?)...there is vaginal coitus, oral coitus , femoral coitus (dicck between the ladies thighs), mammary coitus(between the bweezz) and anal coitus.... undecided
Soo sex is more than what you defined bro.... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 10:22pm On Aug 13
Gmajor:


Who is Gomi

Gomi is the boyfriend of Kumbaya...the only daugher of the owner of big brother Naija.. undecided their traditional wedding is next week, that's why he is trending... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Ozo's Big Sister Gets Married To Long Time Bestie (pics) by EwuGambia: 8:56pm On Aug 13
Zzor:
come to my house and see for yourself
Naaah....I already know how you look like... undecided
I've checked your instagram page...you actually look good.
Though i've met better looking females... undecided
If the offer is still open when i return, maybe i might just consider it... grin

Celebrities / Re: Ozo's Big Sister Gets Married To Long Time Bestie (pics) by EwuGambia: 8:51pm On Aug 13
Zzor:
yes especially you

Hahahaha....small rozz. grin
You want an e-brawl.... grin but the bible said thou shall not fight... grin
I wont want to be the reason you break one of the ten commandments... undecided

Celebrities / Re: Ozo's Big Sister Gets Married To Long Time Bestie (pics) by EwuGambia: 8:19pm On Aug 13
Zzor:
we are finer than them in my family
Who ask you?... angry
Pictures or adonbilivit..... undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Ozo's Big Sister Gets Married To Long Time Bestie (pics) by EwuGambia: 8:14pm On Aug 13
Zzor:
mtcheww
this small girl, you again?..... undecided
Seems like you are in the mood for a fight... grin

Celebrities / Re: Ozo's Big Sister Gets Married To Long Time Bestie (pics) by EwuGambia: 12:33pm On Aug 13
undecided

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