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Education / Re: Meet The Beautiful Police Officer That Paid For 19 Student School Fee-photo by EwuGambia: 4:30pm On Jul 04, 2021
If only unah sabi multiply 50 naira in many places...undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Heavy Rains Trigger Landslide In Japan, At Least Two Dead by EwuGambia: 4:19pm On Jul 04, 2021
grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Prince Charles Promotes Eva Omaghomi-Williams, His Senior Black Aide by EwuGambia: 4:10pm On Jul 04, 2021
she looks a lot like Bambam from big brother ..... shocked

The toilet babe... undecided

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2020 Live Updates Thread by EwuGambia: 9:28pm On Jun 18, 2021
EricaNyansh:


Na you be the simbi... OLOSHI!..

Ewugambia!

Bia!...nor dey mention me anyhow.... undecided
Which kyn nonsense be this nah? undecided

Romance / Re: Why Is Love So Difficult To Find When You're Good? by EwuGambia: 2:30pm On May 13, 2021
Lol...its not just love.....its Life generally...

You see good, proactive and hardworking people going through very hard times, and the the non-challant and corrupt ones living their best lives.... undecided
But then what i know is that Time would always depict advantages of being good.....just that sometimes it takes long.. undecided

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Romance / Re: Here Is How To Effortlessly Woo A "Church Girl" by EwuGambia: 2:16pm On May 10, 2021
OP.. those girls you interviewed are not the typical "church girls" Nairalanders would expect ...undecided

To get a church girl..."S.U" kinda babe....

Just be a genuine badboy.... undecided Lowkey those S.U babes like boys that look like Rema and Fireboy... undecided
Look fresh...Sag your pants....have dreads or plait your hair....you fit even hang one stick of cigarette for mouth...the idea is to look like a potential candidate of "eternal damnation'... undecided..
Call the babe....
After saying Hello....Tell the babe you've been trying to give your Life to christ..but cant help backsliding.. undecided and you wont mind personal mentorship... undecided

The rest would be easy if you awaken the bold guy in you.... undecided
Truth is..most of them have the "messiah complex"...a belief that they can save every soul.

Slawormir...nah you the OP suppose interview.. undecided

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Crime / Re: Okiemute Deborah 'Sassie Dira' Arrested By EFCC Over Facebook Post (Photos) by EwuGambia: 5:45pm On May 06, 2021
Nor worry....Enough royal bloods dey prison..... undecided
Cell 42 royal Lesbo's go too enter her Dm.... undecided
Prison guard too...go enter undecided

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Health / Re: The Mango Seed I Accidentally Swallowed Has Been Expelled by EwuGambia: 5:05pm On May 02, 2021
musicproducer:
sorry were u worried it will grow to a tree in abi kini?



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CHECK MY STATUS
Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Songs On Your Music Playlist by EwuGambia: 9:48am On May 01, 2021
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Music/Radio / Re: Top 10 Songs On Your Music Playlist by EwuGambia: 9:40am On May 01, 2021
Dino malaye ft Naira marley_ "Ajeku iya" remix remains number 1.. undecided..

Dino Melaye is an underrated Nigerian artiste... undecided

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Health / Re: I'll Be Undergoing Colon Cancer Surgery Soon by EwuGambia: 8:34pm On Apr 27, 2021
You would come out fine my Man!
My best friend was diagnosed with the same form of cancer....underwent the same surgery in Nigeria over 3 years ago, and he is living his best life now....though his perspective to life changed a lot.

Please update us when you are through with the surgery...

Be strong!

Politics / Re: Who Says Pantami Should Resign? - DailyTrust by EwuGambia: 11:03am On Apr 20, 2021
Sadly..Its the reality of the country being expressed with ojuelegba sarcasm.... undecided

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Fashion / Re: Mr And Miss Unity Nigeria Crowned In Jos By Jennifer Ephraim As Chief Judge by EwuGambia: 10:03pm On Apr 11, 2021
Mtcheww.... undecided
The guy wey win that car nor fyn reach my goat sef.... undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona 2 - 1 On 10th April 2021 by EwuGambia: 9:03pm On Apr 10, 2021
Chimoooo!!... shocked
But which kyn wahala con be this na... undecided
Make messi sha epp us score one own goal....at least make boys no talk say barca no score goal today... undecided

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Culture / Re: I Never Asked Eze Igbo To Leave Calabar - Obong Warns Mischief Makers by EwuGambia: 10:35am On Apr 07, 2021
NATIONALPASTOR:
The mischief makers are nothing but the loud mouthed idiats from the brown roof republic.

The are haters of light and everything good from the east.

The are selfish, self centered, animalistic and very barbaric, the are skull Miners and organ harvesters.

You will see them in Lagos, you'll find them in Oyo, Ogun, and others.

They are always bitter with the truth, yes that's who they are.

They are the real enemies of Nigeria who have been sowing the seed if discord between brothers.

Their people are in idp camps in Niger republic.

Need not say more.

Any igbo who still have anything to do with such low lifers always pay a terrible price are they are the worst enemies of the Igbo race in the history of man kind.


Who thief yua biscuit?... undecided..

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Crime / Re: Military In Essien Udim: Man Hit By A Stray Bullet In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by EwuGambia: 7:41pm On Apr 06, 2021
Munzy14:

Ewu my man...cheesy
Munzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!............ grin grin grin

How have you been holding up fam!...

Cant wait for the big brother thread to be open mehn.....i don too miss all my guys!!.... grin

Crime / Re: Military In Essien Udim: Man Hit By A Stray Bullet In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by EwuGambia: 6:10pm On Apr 06, 2021
The mod wey ban me...Wetin i do you nah?... undecided

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Romance / Re: What Do You Hate About Being Attractive ? by EwuGambia: 5:37pm On Apr 05, 2021
It's not been easy....i wont lie undecided
Enter small building....odi gyaz fall in love.... undecided

Celebrities / Re: Ummi Zeezee Threatens To Commit Suicide by EwuGambia: 7:55pm On Apr 04, 2021
Pesin wan commit suicide....you dey tell us say she be fan of micheal Jackson... undecided Abeg how e take follow... undecided

Wetin consign yanrinya consign micheal jackson... undecided

Nah all of us dey feel the heat...

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Politics / Re: Seun Fakorede To Marry Sylvia Chioma Nwosu (Photos) by EwuGambia: 9:06pm On Mar 26, 2021
Malawian:

I wan fork one Yoruba geh for my area, if anything do my nose ehn, I dey block toll gate and every afonja must collect.
2 easy steps... undecided
Chook 2 balls of cotton wool inside your nostrils( like say you dey do lying in state) before the action... undecided
Make sure you dont breathe through your mouth... undecided
Thank me later... undecided

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Come About Your Nairaland Moniker? by EwuGambia: 1:10pm On Mar 26, 2021
undecided

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Crime / Re: Court Convicts 2 Fake EFCC Operatives, 8 Others In Abeokuta by EwuGambia: 5:23pm On Mar 25, 2021
Bush meat go impersonate hunter..... undecided
Person nor see who to impersonate...nah EFCC... undecided

Mumu brothers....Dem think say Abdulrasheed Bawa go employ them.... undecided

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Pets / Re: My Dog Has Refused To Eat Because We Travelled by EwuGambia: 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2021
Nah this Ekuke you name Rooney?... undecided
Dog wey you suppose name Salau or mufu... undecided

Open gate for the dog jare make e go hustle....that dog belongs to the streets.... undecided
Poor dog wey dey miss e hustle... undecided

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Politics / Re: Starved Lion Died In Kaduna Zoo Because Of Hardship. by EwuGambia: 11:53am On Mar 25, 2021
Wetin unah expect before.... undecided...Even the almajiri zoo keepers never chop belleful....e fit be say nah dem chop the little food wey the lion suppose chop... undecided
Poor lion.... undecided
Shebi nah him mate Ahmed Indimi buy last 2 weeks for dubai for flexing.... undecided
Being in this country is a proven way to die. ... undecided

Politics / Re: February 2021 Inflation Rate Rises To 17.33% As Food Inflation Jumps To 21.79% by EwuGambia: 10:06am On Mar 16, 2021
Nah only Mumu dey expect good news about the financial economy of Nigeria..under this extremely nepotistic and clueless government... undecided

Never have a larger amount of dullards been on the same ruling team before.... undecided

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Family / Re: Beware. It Is Snake Season!!! See Pics by EwuGambia: 9:58am On Mar 16, 2021
Educative..... undecided

Ifah hear say this thread nor reach front page.... undecided

Lalasticlala ..."snake in the eagle shadow 1 of Nairaland"..oya ...do your work!.. undecided

Business / Re: Innosson Denies Accepting Cryptocurrency by EwuGambia: 12:22am On Mar 16, 2021
Chim oo. undecided
After i don buy 3 litres of the coin.... undecided
Which kyn wahala be this... undecided

Romance / Re: Share Your "Ghosting". Experience by EwuGambia: 10:25pm On Mar 15, 2021
LauraClasikVibe:
‘’A month into the ‘relationship’, I texted and called him. He didn’t reply.

A week later, he posted on Instagram. I was confused so I DMed him. He blocked me.

Next time I saw him was at a wedding when I was serving food. I was dishing rice and crying.’’

Share yours

‘’A month into the ‘relationship’, she texted and called me. I didn’t reply... undecided

A week later, i posted on Instagram. She DMed me..and i blocked her. undecided

Next time I saw her was at a wedding when she was serving food.’’...rice to he precise... undecided

Wait o!...Mulikat?....soo you self dey Nairaland? undecided

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