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""You ain't got no whip, you ain't got no bottle
Let's just be honest, let's just be real
You ain't got no cash, you ain't got no dollas
You stay with that drama, let's just be real
Let's just be honest, let's just be real
Let's just be honest, let's just be real"

edwife:
I tell you,this summer is dry....ain't moving an inch!

I have plans for December,so i am chilling here.

I know eh, You too? Us too but you know kids esp older ones will whine about it. Deep down inside, I think the best vacation is in the comfort of your own home, no work, just sleep, eat, no rush to shower, watch movies/TV shows as you like for 2wks max

Supposed to be in San Francisco all July but something came up and had to cancel. So I came up with an idea; invited different family over for few days each, never been a dull moment in our house kids are having the 'best time of their lives' (their words)

SAMBARRY:


Koribe

Bawo lo sheri eyin nna oja mehn.

Sambarry, you should be an event planner and financial adviser/consultant all in one ... You'll thrive well aswear.

edwife:
E pain me pass your own....

So y'all sharing pics and refuse to tag some of us....okay o.

How are you Eddy, Any plans for summer? See me on NL in July that's a first.

SAMBARRY:
Awon late commers to arrive o

OK as you no see the peeshore let me described how she looked

Very stunning classy simple and elegant

If you see her you go jealous. She wore an Orange long gown,the gele was

Then the make up was like o my god like kilode. Every thing was just eye popping from head to toe then the cute clutch bag killed it


If I was a thief and she went to the owanbe that I was, I for son tif am

'Iroyin ko to Afojuba'

but hey it's Dami so she's pardoned.

So Sambarry is prising 14k merchandise down to 4k sister Ijebu you fit make person kogbawole

tearoses:
I missed the picture
I am always getting here late

I missed your pic too, though e pained me

Nice one OP. Infact I fon share am.
You know some people no get shame. As long as it's 'affordable' no problem.


'Pain' ? Thought it's a joint decision to stay home and raise little Einsteins. No?

Reference:
Opposite. They are essentially fibre and contain enough water to grease your exhaust pipe. Go for the unwashed ones and take them completely raw for jet propulsion.

Not lack of but excessive consumption (in the name of dieting) will def trigger serious bloating.

EggovinMma:


I live a life of constipation.
Thanks op for this.
That very moment when you going through constipation on a dinner date.

You go kon dey hold the "mess" in, and then the dinner gown doesn't fit anymore because 8 the protruded tummy (filled with gaseous explosives)


It gets worst when you are in his car with him.*breaks down*

Lobatan

Any bean derivative (Akara, moinmoin, stewed beans) are the best form of natural laxative.

Cut back on excessive vegetables to reduce bloating. Eat more fruits instead. Probiotic yogurt are also great in controlling gassy tummy.

And na God I take beg una, stop 'messing in' ohh..

I'm dumbfounded.

FriedPlantain:
Hehehehehe. Seems I have a higher chance of dating Beyonce than seeing the day you will eventually post that picture.

Hahaha my ribs...

FriedPlantain:
Reply my mail Ewuro, there is something I really need to ask you.

Forgot my password. I'll keep trying.

Blonchilli:
Lwkmd...lol.@ not proper to be talking 2 him once he is in d bathroom. is he yoruba?b

What has Tribe got to do with this.

But I kinda see his point , I too don't like being ruffled with squabbles while on 'the throne'.. It just defeats the whole mission.

Funny thread.

These pcsures yall sharin

In your monkey dreams .. iPhone7 ni

What is going on here?

FriedPlantain:
That pix you posted some minutes ago, shey na dinner be that, lunch or breakfast?

That was supper.

Dyt:

Seriously I've stopped complaining. At this stage of my life, after how many years of nuptials, no reported bad behaviours from him , na nosebits & oily granite I go quench ontop?

I told him Omo olomo ko le pa omo olomo jare, I want to witness my children graduations, marriages & see my grandchildren looking ever young not wrinkled forehead & age spots .
he said my sharp mouth won't make him stop

O wa lara e .. E dey for hin body

TV01:
@OP - is that it? If only you could share notes with my wife, you will drop to your knees in thanksgiving

Now, let me give you a tip; you've made it very clear that it displeases you. Don't ever mention it again and give strong focus to doing the things he likes and pleasing him in other ways.

TV

Hahaha tell me about it TV?

Men.

Dyt:
Lol
Bad habits era
Everyone is got that bad habit
I am just here to laugh at others bad toilet/kitchen habits

I rem I used to remind him to flush
If he comes out
I ask
Have you flushed? With my eyesbrow up

1. Blows his nose in the shower, though very tiny greenish spots but I just can't overlook those things, it irritate me to my last nerve, I've jejely asked him to stop but he deliberately didnt coz of my tone & approach. He started washing the shower walls/doors down after every bath AFTER 2 years(when I stopped nagging about it) MEN.

2. He loves dodo like no tomorrow and mostly uses the deep fryer. You know that basket ? Yes. He ALWAYS shakes it , takes the whole basket out of the oil pail and turn it upside down to retrieve his dodo. Leaving all the counter top/stove top oily. He's yet to stop. I don't think he ever will.

Check that.

OP Chillax and pick your battles dear. Marriage is one interesting institution.

nikkygal:
I think this thread should be on the front page so people can be aware. Other guys on the property section have testified to be victims of this scam from the other link Gboliwe posted.

Please let everyone take heed.

Are you serious??

FriedPlantain:
Breezyrita!!

Gen gen .. Gotta hunt for that Beau , na only she fit handle you pass

shaybebaby:
Sister Dawn , e ku isinmi ooni o.

Dawn bawo another christening was held in my absence?

Sup jare, isimi ni jare. How are you and fam?

FriedPlantain:
Broiled plantain? The _fuck is broiled plantain? There ain't no plantain if it ain't no Friedplantain! Lubbish!

That is boli now. Change is good sometimes.

Breezyrita where you dey? This guy won't let my food be oh.

tearoses:
It wont work

What you need is Yam and corned beef fried egg for breakfast with mackerel fish sauce, poundo and egusi with orishirishi for lunch and fried rice, dodo and chicken for dinner washed down with a bottle of white wine

That's a lot of food to gobble in one day
my own problem is portion. I don't think I'm getting enough quantity into my body. weighed this morning and dropped again. I don't want that. My doc said since I'm still within a normal growth radius for an African lady I'm good. Anyway sha I'm drinking meal suppliment after every meal now and stopped measuring my mid section after every meal like a freak.

NA wa for me

Good boy.

favourmic:
In this picture , those teenage girls are daughters to the strongest man on Earth , Obama right ? Ok ..

Can you see how simple and down to earth their dressing were ? No wedge shoes , no expensive handbags , no gold or silver necklace covering their necks . No Brazilian hair or most importantly no make up ! They just come simple . Natural looks , normal cheap bags , cheap sandals and very moderate gowns .

I just wish our sisters can learn how that life is simple and stop bothering your husband for all those things . Be contented with what you have and be happy . You can see how happy and how they were laughing irrespective of the fact that they were not dressed expensively . Or do you think they don't know about all those high fashion ?

Your beauty is not about those things but about how you carry yourself . Wash and iron the little clothes you have wear them and have a personality that's all that matters .

You meant the most powerful man in the world? Right.

But Sasha & Meliah O are young teens how can you compare them with Naija Undergraduates? That's an insult.

That said, you are kinda right about simplistic dressing , we have mothers here who fix weaves on their six years old daughters to school so how do you expect these girls to feel beautiful without weave in their adolescence. I just can't phantom it. Charity begins at home.

But different strokes I guess. before they call you a witch.

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. Get Behind Me Woman. You Shall Mention Me No More.

Good people...what is for Breakfast?.

Oh STFU and leave my moniker outta your wretched fingers.

*****

Shaybebaby, made something similar to what I described on your thread yesterday. Took the pic in a rush so it's kinda blurry but you get the idea.

Wild rice&long grain parboiled rice , broiled plantain, and chunky stew (sliced r-b peppers, tomatoes ,onions, garlic,bullion cube & oil)

A woman should see cooking for her husband as a pride and not slavery. I see young career ladies cook(stew&soup) in bulk , store in Tupperwares in batches & freeze them for the week. When a man comes home hungry for your cooking, it's good. I don't understand anymore.

Mr.OP talk to your woman and stop forming macho online. I don't understand why it's so hard to express your mind to your better half you claimed to love abi that doesn't count in decision making Since you're both yorubas , don't forget to alert her parents (mom) too.

Seem finances was left out during courtship. The Both of you need to sit back down and have a frank discussion. recount each of your grouse and reach a compromise. if you need her to pictch in financially, let her know. It's about checks and balance right? Who doesn't know how to lavish money.
And you shared part of blame too Afteral your eyes were wide opened when you agreed to a live in house help abi Na lie? so enough of a victim picture you're trying portray.

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4... Go In Peace. Na by force To Talk To Me.

I already told you...I don't want to know you.

Stop mentioning me. Get Behind Me!!! Woman.

You better listen to the 'pleas' now & Let this be your last post in my mention. No , you should get Lost completely from my vicinity idîot coz I don't give an eff whose ox is gored. Now you know.

Moving on..