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FannySwindler:
My leaving the thread is sign of respect for Softysparky and my promise. And I don't want to offend Amis.

My late father and mother have just been abused...that should have been full blown war.... Can even track anyone down for that. But I have taken it as a man and let it all pass. Bygone is Bygone.

I don't have to e-fight to be a man.

Not my business, let the towncriers bury their dead.

You're not a man but a sissy.,Sissy.

It's Not bygone for me, I don't let go ATALL so watch it coz its on.

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. I hope your sympathizers like stonecoldcafe will come back to read your post and those finger pointing at me.

Your sins are forgiven . Go and Sin No More.

What sins, that you're a low life? But you are?

You will raise your hand when they call men shuo?

Odeshi

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. My father is Late....so thats between you and him. As for my Precious, Lovely, Sweet Mother, she is still alive an kicking. Guess she is doing better than you look.

Since you were raised well...you could just help me train my mother to train me well again. Lol.
If you need her contact.. I can give you.

Ha-ha...You are now god. How many of my mates do you know...Is it all the low lives on Nairaland?

Can we see a pics of the feet they are worshipping, I might as well join them..Hehe.

Mrs God. Am done with you. And am a Man of my word.
I have promised Softysparky and Cococandy, no more word from me.

No matter what you say to me...I can't let you stay my way...No matter what I do here...People will still have something to say.

I won't condescend anymore to your level...neither will I abuse your Father and Mother. I wish them Long life and Good Health.

Go In Peace. You are Forgiven. Go and Sin No More.

Victim card again?

Oh no you aren't done, no be you? You're a goat and Goats like yourself always heed to thorough flogging before they heed their owners alert.

You insulted everything about me the moment you alluded to my supposed ill lifestyle and called me ridiculous names when all I did was questioned your condescending post, therefore I'm not sorry. Infact I will insult your lineage join if this back & forth proceed.

A sissy man like yourself fans pûssies they will never fûck so I'm not surprised at your sudden white flag.

Next time, scan a thread, check for my moniker before misusing that airtime you borrowed.

Ciao. (I know Youll be back coz you're a goat and I'll be here)

FannySwindler:
Cococandy. That's Ok. My reaction was to correct the notion that...Someone can't just continue calling people low life just because they are not boasting about where they are, what they do, what they eat. What they use Or just because we put Ebute-metta.

Am out of this thread. Please let no one quote or mention me here. That would be an Invitation back to the thread.

Amis ...Sorry.

You're a renowned BÁSTARD for leaving this thread.

Don't blame your low life low self worth on me you hear, next time divert your silly 'jokes' to another thread.

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. It has nothing to do with age. I already know you are a fuu. cking Re...tard. .Fuu..ck Tard.

Place your real pics...profile, profession, phone number, location here and I do same. Let people decide who is low life. Google will make it easier.

Really sickening... Just a little access to basic things of life...they think they have it all. Then everyone becomes low life.

Loads of people you have called low life on Nairaland are doing far better than you will ever do in your life time. Even if they are in the Creek of Nigeria. It's not by location or posting trashy food. It's not by bragging.

DOLT!!!

Your Father is a DOLT. If your mother really raised you right you won't come on here out of nowhere to criticize people's cooking. You're an Epic fail.

Who am I ? I'm your God, your mates worship at my feet. Check that.

Anything to score cheap points eh? I will never call anyone that word unless it's thrown at me first. I may be sassy but not uncouth toward anyone without first provocation from your ilk.

That said, I understand your bad belle against me and my lifestyle , ko kon aye

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. Ha-ha. Not sure of yourself anymore. Why don't we both post our real profile here, location with phone number and our real life professions. Let people Google and decide who is low life. Just a click..and all will be sorted. 0.003secs.

Drooling slowpoke with Turdbrain.

Asylum seeker in Canada, living on welfare..food voucher coming to boast on Nairaland. What are you eating that people have not eaten.

Who the Bleep is you... to be calling people low life just because they don't share your moronic ideology or because they don't display braggadocio attitude typical of Diick Muncher.

Food is nothing to anyone....People give it away freely. Nobody boast about food they eat...Just You. Disgusting.

You are just a waste of Space. Mrs. Faraway Canada with..... Maniac Depressive Episode, Lacking Mental Capacity.

Make It Hot. It Can Only Get Nasty.....CokeHead Sniffer.

E don pain am, got a penchant for Hungry low lives like you, wey no wan make I hear word.

Ya, every Canadian immigrant seeked Asylum one way or the other shey? Ignorant f00l.

Hahaha keep it coming .. I'm enjoying every revelation of my life history with this whole lobster meal I planned not to take home today. I musto finish am.

shaybebaby:
Sounds like the shizzle. That's second night covered. Will have to do it without the crayfish.. Oyinbos don't get out love for dried fish... Complain about the smell.
I'll try with seafood and the boli idea is great. Haven't had that in aaaaaages. Sounds like a lovely recipe. Will give feedback once he has tried it.

Yes you can omit that. No worries.

I slow cooked Ewa oloyin (brown beans) with 2 sliced onion bulbs on low heat for 4 hrs till very soft.

Stew: pepper mixture (bell peppers, onion, galic, tomatoes) blend. Cook on high heat till reduced, add fresh shrimp & crab meat (or seafood of choice) and oil (I used Palm oil). Cool till it appears deep fried and mucky.

Serve with coined shaped dodo.

Yumm0

great as laxative too.

'If I'm sure of myself' ? How old are you Fanny? You're profoundly DÛNCE.

FannySwindler:
Great. I knew it from the start. If you are sure of yourself. Place your real profile here and I place mine. Let's see who is low life. Just a click on Google will do justice to that.

boring

Folly? Ha-ha....Diimwit...pretending to live a good life..Fuuckwit boasting on social forum, Diickwit thinking everyone will place their real location on profile.

boring

What do I expect from a cum burping window licker.

Make it Hot...It's only going to be Nasty. Play On Player.

boring

Is that *fans right hand up & down* all you got on me? So I don't live on an acreage anymore? Hahaha I'm positive this is your best NL moment Boo get a life, done indulging you for the day.

*shakes ma money bag at fannys' bony face*

Eating out all day today ... Go and die LOW LIFE.

BYE!

Dang it I made a non spicy stew last night. You can't feed Oyinbo spicy meal abeg.

I sliced Tomatoes, Red bell peppers, onions, galic/ginger, add some water and cook till tender but still dante (little crunch to it) , add ground crayfish, bullion cube & cumin. After water evaporates, add a bit of olive/canola oil. Add your meats/seafood of choice. (I used chicken gizzards ,beef kidney and squid all cubed). Serve with any carb of choice ( I used long grain parboiled rice and wild rice) and with boli (baked plantain on side)

Jezz it was tha bomb.

Will be back with more ideas.

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. Welcome back.
You pass to me as a simpleton, a person who is considerably cortically subilluminated.

I can see you are fond of calling people low lives from the start of all your post....you cup is full now.

Being in the suburb of Canada ...doesn't confirm you are living a good life.
Not everyone boast about their location or food they eat. That makes you a Ninny.

It's only going to be Nasty. Bring it On.
Make it HOT!!!

*YAWNS* call me whatever, it doesn't bother me, having fun as usual. so that I mentioned my breakie is flashing my 'money bag' according to you, at your face? No apologies

I repeat , You're a bottom of a barrel LOW LIFE. Go and Die.

All your Rants just confirmed and revealed your folly in your initial post on this thread. Guess what? You met me loaded here and ready to counter your bushito snide posts.

I'm cool as bubble tea I'm sipping right now. It's my weekend off, bring it on.

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. Yeah. Am back. Continue typing shiit. OK.
You know what...I will be right back. But in the mean time......I have better things to do ...until then just do me a favour. Stick your hands in your Anus....smell it...Guess that's not what you are? Is that Right?

After gobbling a Toasted & lightly buttered Jalapeño bagel and Large double double coffee? I don belleful and moved on to the next item.

In other words, I'm so over your rants. Call me when you have catchy jabs to throw. These weak lines are soo 2012. 'He has better things to do' he says E go better. Pele

*on my knees*

Lord I thank you for all your mercies in my family's life, to you all my praises and thanks belong. If I have ten thousand tongues to sing, I will sing ten thousand songs to you. Baba thank you, thank you, thank you.

..

Who's asking?

Lemme see your RUBISH posts here again. Shogbo.. A N O F * * A

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. I don't know people like you. Empty vessels.
Just because you are in your Faraway ...doesn't mean everyone who is Faraway makes noise about it.

Am sure people here on Nairaland are in a better place than you are and they are also doing better than you look.

Your matter is worthless to me.

YET, you're still here ranting up and down about my life is shait and all that stuff. Someone you don't knoe from Adam, Isn't that something? I mean from an acclaimed 'well bred' poor saint like you?

Joker

Keep coming out of your envious closet in bits ..you'll get there

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. Haha...Have not stalked Posh ladies on Nairaland na you I wan stalk. Lol.

How can I stalk a lady who is aggressive online, or someone who's Fanny is of no interest to me, a bragging lady.

Instead of posting your food next, Post your pics lets see if it is congruous with you attitude, mannerism and self- acclaimed well to do....money bag life.

I doubt it. By the way...let me even check all the food you have been posting via copy and paste.

Hahaha and you know all these about me how? Go and die on top ma matter

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. Ha-ha...Life is amusing. Yes we know you are far away that's why your braggadocio is everywhere. Mrs Faraway.

No matter what you say to me...I don't bruise, I don't use, I don't abuse.

Passing me your left over is not a bad idea. Will gladly accept it.

Lol...paying for membership will definitely not allow my type to be here because of your type.
Mrs Money Bag.

One thing is certain...I know your type, have met your type.
People that have it all don't go about bragging. They don't rant or ramble about it.

I doubt if your Fanny will be of interest to me for Swindling.

Go and Play.

*YAWNS* Blah blah .. Confessions of a silent stalker

Rubish people. NL cause an, we should start paying for membership and see if your likes fit enter here. Nonsense.

I dey vex. Go fk yourself!

Fanny swindler my behind. Idîôt.

FannySwindler:
Ewuro4. Thanks for the Ranting and Rambling.
I did not mention names neither did I finger point. It was just an observation which am entitled to.

Why have you taken it personal? Do you know me from before?.

How come you did not rant and ramble about, cooking and inviting some of us for breakfast, lunch or dinner since we have no access to such meal being showcased on the thread.

Yet you called us low life because an observation was made, there are ways to make someone see reasons with you rather than using socio-economic status to belittle someone. Just because someone has food today doesn't mean they will have tomorrow.

Yeah some people cannot afford 3 square meals like you...is that enough reason to call them names. Your braggadocio on food, iPhone tells me more about your person.

Before you reply me again...mention where your name was cited on my post. I have no reason to be jealous over what you don't have or what you eat or use, Cos am on a level Beyond.

I have not used any derogatory word, neither have I called names...just wondering why you flaring up. If your latest cooking didn't come out well or is not tasty..you can trash it...Don't transfer your aggression
on me.

By the way am not a jealous guy. I only Swindle Fanny.
I can't be a Fanny Swindler and also be a jealous guy. There is nothing you think you may have that people have not had before.

We just don't care about what you claim to have.
By the way why am I even replying you. Go In Peace.
Am less concerned.

Yes you are and That is very obvious.

See this dude/dete ? so where did you draw your observations & conclusions from in your initial trashy post , calling out burnt plantain. Your post came accross deregatory the moment to told posters to see a dietician. Do you know what that means or you're here to pull a victim card because I called you out instead of liking or loling at your post?

Here comes the Pity party again.. Meh meh we are poor , we don't have food yet waste our last change on airtime to ramble on anonymous diasporeans on NL.

Yes I can make reference to my possession however I'm deemed. You got a problem with that obviously. You just can't help it.

Get off NL and use that money to feed your belly. I'm miles away from you else Would love to share my leftover rather than trash it.

Next time filter your posts before coming here to rant on people's hard work, bitter leaf will throw it right back at ya.

Go away.

chomytex:
20 views yet no comment
Btw..
No frnds or relatives or better still..
Go bk to your village
Lagos cnt favour everybody.

What do you want people to say, To move in with strangers?

But you're right, he should swallow his pride and move back home.

I'm surprised his wife waited this long and allowed her children to suffer like that.

.

Throw them in the soaker tub , feed them & put them to bed.

postpone the cleaning for later.

Bottom line.. Yall lowlives should butt off this thread if you can't stand some posters instead of trying to pick a fight you started on another section.

Get a life.

FannySwindler:
1. How come most of the fried plantains are burnt. 2. Wetin una dey chop? Burnt food.

3.Most food look colourful...

4. I doubt if some will be tasteful.

1.Things happen for a reason & doesn't have to suit your taste. Na my plantain I burn oga not your eyeballs.
2. Na food
3. I use an iPhone6 plus with crazy photo features so yes the food must look colourful , is that a problem?
4. Let your imagination run wild. Not your biz, you ain't gonna eat it.

5. Are you jealous?

FannySwindler:
Nobody eats Amala, Semo, Pounded yam, Beans and Corn, Pap and Akara, Moi-moi, Massa, ...na wa oh.

All I see is foreign food... Brocolli, Masala, Tikka, Fijita ,Hawaiian roll, Salsa, Tacos and na so so Eggs...no wonder air pollution is beyond control and poor drainage due to sewage blockage.

Some people need to see dietician.

I pity any broke ass or people from low socio-economic back ground visiting this food thread. Na depression straight.

Please don't just cook and paste pics here. Reach out to some of us who don't have means to eat such. You can invite us for lunch, dinner or breakfast.

Hmmm last couple of pages on this thread was almost 6 traditional soups. I even asked a poster if I can serve it with other carbs besides swallow.

Oga I don't know what yours or anyone else's problem is abeg. Was there an obligation as to what kind of food to showcase here? The thread says Cook in your kitchen and showcase the picture. Abi Na you wan chop am? If the Tacos & fajitas likes aren't appealing to you , just scroll past them and MOVE ON.

By the way, it's the same you and your likes that will be the first to criticize a swallow plate if posted. Not only that, some two faced dolts likes the critic post to the roof to provoke the poster too. Once posted a semolina, okra & fresh fish stew and the fish happened to secrete excessive oil in the plate, there was a three page slandering if my memory serves me right. Yes on this same thread.

By the way my family as a whole barely eat swallow , 1x /month at most and served Yoruba style(if you know what'a mean). Been a cool cat lately and would hate to tear this awesome thread down with abusive exchange with some people who barely can afford 3 square meals/day trying to transfer their aggression on me via my food.

Yall should face front and let people be abeg.

Good morning you & everyone.

miniziter:
Am having a interview this Monday for the post of a receptionist in a new hotel in town. But after doing some research about dressing proper for a interview, I saw people saying one must wear suit. Is just wearing a shirt and tie not okay?

Your Appearance has a crucial first impression impact on an employer IMO.

So yes, suit will be nice but if you don't have a blazer jacket then a nice dress shirt and a tie on a nice dress pants will be suitable option too.

Good luck in your interview and pray for God's favor to shine on you.

Sambarry no vex abeg Na work & family oh. I'm here.

thelish:
Please, how can I help my 4 year old son overcome fear?

He seems to be very free outside, but keep to himself at home.

Before his holiday, I went to his school to confront them, because
he couldn't answer a question from his book, but my son fall my hand
right there. He was reading all what he refused to read at home.

Please I need help. He seems to lack self confidence.

I tried to reduce my shouting at him in order to draw him close to myself,
but there is still no improvement yet.

Thanks

Right there in bold lies the boy's problem ma'am, and the earlier you change your niggarow path the better for you and that boy in future.

He doesn't seem to have same issues in school according to you and that is the most important red flag to watch out for in children esp if they're timid /shy at home. Thank Goodness he's alright.

Stop yelling and learn to speak calmly to your kids at home. Put him on a time out of he's been naughty, he's just four for crying out loud not a teen CHILAX MOM.

Yall spend so much money to educate your kid in these oyinbo schools and expect same kids to respond to your niggarow approach at home? What a load of confusion.