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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m):
superCleanworks:
it is almost night and your sister is about to go sell her pussy for bread and groundnut. hunger is bad. send me your account number let me give you lazy 5k. grin
That man you claimed to be your father is not your father o. Care to know the identity of your dad? Sorry to say this, before your birth your mum had a one night stand with one Mr Pkelusibe, because your acclaimed dad has a limpy and very small d!ck. My confession though, I knacked your mum together with Mr Pkelusibe. Please I would like to see you, just maybe I might be your father. Please forgive me, I'm sorry.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 5:35pm On Jun 01, 2022
superCleanworks:
if your father and mother was HALF as lazy as me, then your sister would not be getting furcked for ordinary 5k.
how many workers are under your payroll?
the month of may just finished and your father is begging for salary but i am paying workers.
show me your total transaction for the month of may let me see.
send me your account number right now let me send 5k to you for lunch. send it right now.
That your beggarly hungry father and crippled mum.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 5:08pm On Jun 01, 2022
superCleanworks:
your life would not be this miserable and you would have more sense to know what a scrabble game is if your father and mother was half as lazy as me. keep responding from your china phone and cheap data.

small boy you better send your account number let me send you small lazy 5k so you can go and look for food to eat for you and your sister before she goes to furck someone again for garri to drink. send it now.
You must be a lazy son from a lazy father and beggar mother. Long-throated hungry family.
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: Tinubu Lands In Cross Rivers, To Meet Delegates by excel101(m): 4:17pm On Jun 01, 2022
The South Easterners are waiting for him, and hope he comes along with Joe Igbokwe.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 4:04pm On Jun 01, 2022
superCleanworks:
this funny boy.
so scrabble is no longer a game for gigolos? it is now for lazy people? keep disgracing your mother and father in public.
you actually have to be smart to play such a game and we can never say so for you or anyone in your family.
my total flight fare just to play scrabble is more than your entire school fees from Nursery school. do you have a passport? you are irrelevant to me. keep replying with your china phone.
Lazy? I have multiple business and people i am paying salary monthly with my laziness. yes i am lazy, very lazy. LOL.
Lazyman
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 2:53pm On Jun 01, 2022
superCleanworks:
So Scrabble is for pimps & gigolos. Is that how your sister lost her virginity? LMAO!
What a shallow fool. Keep reading my profile since you have nothing else to do with your sorry life and guess who is talking about being jobless? Funny.
Lazy bone, you go about begging people to play scrabble with you because playing Scrabble has now become a job.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso: Peter Obi Could Have Been My Vice President In NNPP by excel101(m): 9:08pm On May 30, 2022
pwiz:
Kwankwaso, they were expecting you to drop your presidential bid for him under a party you are pulling force for and take over as vice. Where is that done? grin

If Peter Obi has agreed to join you as vice, you will really put Atiku in a very tight and worrying situation. APC are still seriously planning on who to present to appeal to the northern region and tackle Atiku and Kwankwaso. It will be a season of shocking surprises. NNPP will pull massive votes than Labour party!!! Forget online braggado, undderrate Kwankwaso at your own peril. Kwankwaso no be Obi mate for politics!!!
Kwankwanso get these followers, naim he no fit defeat Ganduje a.k.a Gandollar
Politics › Re: Wike Arrives Port Harcourt After Losing PDP Presidential Primary (Photos) by excel101(m): 8:04pm On May 30, 2022
joshuaidibia:
If anyone is a betrayal then I guess it's Okowa! Please tell me how Wike betrayed the south. Few months back a meeting was held in Asaba government House and an agreement was made that the ticket should come from either of the southern governors. Okowa chickened out cos he was promised VP slot and betrayed Wike.
Don't mind the ostrish-necked Governor of my Delta State. He fits the description of a serpent
Politics › Re: Wike Arrives Port Harcourt After Losing PDP Presidential Primary (Photos) by excel101(m):
Though Wike Lost the war but never lost the battle. There's one thing I would forever cherish about Wike, which is his doggedness resilience, resolute. Even if it's just one person that's behind him, he still has the courage and believe that he'll win. Wike has succeeded in proving to Nigeria, that the South-South man is never afraid to fail, especially when he puts his gaze to the prize, he goes all the way to give it his all. Welcome, Wike, you're a true son of the South-South. We saw it all that you were betrayed, but you fought till the end. You're welcome ones again and we love you His Excellency Gov. Naysom Wike.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: If Elected President, I’ll Work On Ensuring 24/7 Power Supply by excel101(m): 10:00pm On May 29, 2022
This is what would make Nigerians not to vote for you, because whatever politicians ok say about stabilizing power are all lies.
Sports › Re: Nottingham Forest Are Back To The Premier League After 23 Years...welcome Back T by excel101(m): 9:57pm On May 29, 2022
paulolee:
sure say him never decamp face better team wey get ambition?
He was a former Lagos State FA chairman, and he's no longer with us again.
Sports › Re: Nottingham Forest Are Back To The Premier League After 23 Years...welcome Back T by excel101(m): 7:29pm On May 29, 2022
Wherever Deji Tinubu is he'll be celebrating, because he's a die-hard fan of Nottingham Forest.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m):
superCleanworks:
Who cares about your thoughts? They are your toughts and nothing more than that. Your thoughts.

Whats does the toughts of a goat matter to a Lion? Furck off you irrelevant piece of trash.
Just discovered that you're a jobless p!mp and a professional gigolo, looking for who to play scrabble with.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 7:25pm On May 27, 2022
superCleanworks:
Who cares about your thoughts? They are your toughts and nothing more than that. Your thoughts.

Whats does the toughts of a goat matter to a Lion? Furck off you irrelevant piece of trash.
You know what, your corpse is far better than the life in you.
Politics › Re: Atiku To South East Leaders: I Will Only Serve One Term by excel101(m): 4:39pm On May 27, 2022
One year sef, you no go see.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court Affirms ₦6bn Damages Against Dakuku Peterside For Defaming Odili by excel101(m): 2:14pm On May 27, 2022
Dakuku the only way out is to jakpa o
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 2:04pm On May 27, 2022
superCleanworks:
Thousands of people will lose their jobs and Nigeria will crash if there is national internet blackout. Imagine the Nigeria stock exchange and banks without internet but you can't see this because you are a very shallow and daft child. Your mother & father should be ashamed of you.
Confirmation of my thought about you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 1:31pm On May 27, 2022
superCleanworks:
I expected you to say this and it proves how ridiculously stupid you are. Can you stand in my front and make such a joke if your father will not go from jail to jail looking for you?

When you spend your time and energy to build a good name for yourself and some random animal who don't know anything you comes to say you are a criminal, please accept it as a joke and even clap for him.
You are very right, because it's very scary looking at the face of a Long-throated Hungryman. I prefer going to jail than doing that. Frustrated dimwit ass-hole.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m):
superCleanworks:
I expected you to say this and it proves how ridiculously stupid you are. Can you stand in my front and make such a joke if your father will not go from jail to jail looking for you?

When you spend your time and energy to build a good name for yourself and some random animal who don't know anything you comes to say you are a criminal, please accept it as a joke and even clap for him.
I don't blame you, because it's very obvious that you're a frustrated man that want to vent his spleen on the slightest provocation. I can't stand this high-tech bitterness
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 10:46am On May 27, 2022
superCleanworks:
So this is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear NETWORK.? You need to come out of that hole you kept yourself. 5G is coming and many more doors of opportunity will be open. Even the airports and train stations and your house can not function without the internet but all you can think of is maga. Continue in your stupidity.
Just joking bro, but why this "stupidity"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Cosmonauts & U.S Astronauts Fight In Space Over Ukraine War (Photos) by excel101(m): 6:53am On May 27, 2022
superCleanworks:
Make dem no go press the button wey all nigeria network go off oh. Na beg i dey beg
E be like say maga dey pay you Wella o
Politics › Re: Banky W Lost Eti-Osa PDP Primary To Sam Aiboni, Got 7 Votes by excel101(m): 7:19pm On May 26, 2022
I thought they earlier said he won.
Politics › Re: Senator Ayo Akinyelure Retrieves Vehicles From Ondo PDP Leaders by excel101(m): 7:16pm On May 26, 2022
I trust some of them thrown a small get together in receiving the car gift, while some would lie that they bought it. I'm just imagining what they'll tell those same associates and friends about what later happened to the car. "Awon ole to hi Moto mi o"
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah Reacts To Claim Of Not Completing Her NYSC, Shares Evidence by excel101(m): 4:52pm On May 26, 2022
We keep dwelling on irrelevant things. What have wo done to the man in "Aso Rock" that is without a certificate, that APC members said "even if he presents a NEPA certificate, they'll vote for him" where are we now?
Politics › Re: Nigerians Speak On Peter Obi’s Exit From PDP by excel101(m):
Esseite:
- He is rich enough for two generations
- He could have settled for VP easily
- He could have joined the dollar wagon "he has lead banks"

He did it for you and myself, he knows we cant get far any longer at this pace..

Peter Gregory Obi... I am with you.
You just talk without understanding Nigerian politics. He would only either be a VP, to a northerner or to a southerner, You can see that your contribution is zero.
Education › Re: FG To Spend N999m Per Day To Feed 10 Million Pupils by excel101(m):
Buhari! Buhari!! Buhari!!! You just want to totally destroy this country, but my God would not allow that.
Career › Re: "Abroad Life Is Not Easy" - Man Who Cleans Skyscraper Windows Says; Shares Video by excel101(m): 2:18pm On May 25, 2022
Why you no return back?
Romance › Re: Can't Get Over My Ex. Please Advice Me by excel101(m): 2:26pm On May 22, 2022
Na your Ex John Thomas (JT) hold you for work o. You don't love your Ex, its his JT you love.
Science/Technology › Re: Lion Bites Off Man's Finger At Jamaican Zoo (Video, Photo) by excel101(m): 8:52am On May 22, 2022
Maybe the hear say "Money dey lion mouth" so he wan try collect the money.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Celebrates As His Friend Becomes A Father After 11 Years Of Waiting by excel101(m): 5:47pm On May 21, 2022
Good one.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by excel101(m): 2:28pm On May 20, 2022
GloriousGbola:
The only country that can afford to buy from Russia is China. Every other country will suffer repercussions. They are all dependent on western aid or patronage one way or another.
In case you don't know, if China starts and keeps buying from Russia and stops buying from other nations, they used to buy from, those nations would in turn neglect Russia's goods. That's how world's politics is.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia To Cut Natural Gas Supply To Finland From Saturday Morning by excel101(m): 2:06pm On May 20, 2022
Is Putin no longer nuking them Sweden and Finland.

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