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Car TalkRe: Car Duster For Your Dashboard (wax Treated), Easily Attracts Dust (2K ONLY)... by excel111(m): 5:46pm On Dec 13, 2018
[quote author=AllGadgetsNG post=63682502][/quote]Does it use battery or what?
Car TalkRe: I Want To Buy New Tyres - HELP by excel111(m): 5:24pm On Dec 13, 2018
MrFinbarr:
No matter what you do, don't raise the springs.

You can simply change to bigger tires.
What size are your current tires?
Can we use ds size of tyre for golf 3....205/65R15
Car TalkRe: Can I Use Coolant For My Golf 3, 1.6 Engine by excel111(op): 7:15pm On Nov 28, 2018
autologic:
Factory recommended coolant for VW product is G11/G12
sir, I have been using water for more than a year now, am asking, should i switch to G11 or G12 coolant or continue with my water?
Car TalkRe: Can I Use Coolant For My Golf 3, 1.6 Engine by excel111(op): 6:54pm On Nov 28, 2018
autologic:
Factory recommended coolant for VW product is G11/G12
Thanks sir...I will look for one sir
Car TalkCan I Use Coolant For My Golf 3, 1.6 Engine by excel111(op): 6:33am On Nov 27, 2018
Pls I need your advise, should I use water or coolant to my radiator. Then if you say coolant, which type?
Jokes Etc*never Argue With A Woman, Just Act Intelligently Like This Man.* by excel111(op): 8:53pm On Nov 25, 2018
A man went on a night out with his friends, his wife was furious and tells the kids that when he comes back, they must not open the door for him.
At about12 midnight, the man comes home and knocks at the door, the Wife tells him "Go back and sleep where you're coming from", then the man answered "I'm not here to sleep, I'm here to collect condoms in my room on top of the table or give it to me yourself, there are lots of women at the party!"
The wife opened the door and said "idiot" you're not going anywhere!
Don't laugh alone, pls SHARE the joke to make others laugh too!
Car TalkRe: Home For Your Genuine Volkswagen Spare Parts. by excel111(m): 2:38pm On Nov 20, 2018
sosidauto:
7k sir.
With the two spring
Jokes EtcAn Edo Man Invited His Friends For His Mother's Burial. by excel111(op): 5:52pm On Nov 17, 2018
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition.
A Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said,"According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this in case it's not enough."The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!���
Igbo Kwenu!!
Now u r laughing. Put a smile on somebody's face today.
Car TalkRe: Home For Your Genuine Volkswagen Spare Parts. by excel111(m): 12:53am On Nov 08, 2018
How much golf 3 shock absorber..for back saloon car
BusinessRe: What To Do When You Send Money To The Wrong Account by excel111(m): 12:42pm On Sep 22, 2018
pelicanbeau:
who ever cares to have my account no for prompt transfer in regards to my birthday celebration should signify by pm me...a little will go much way. Abule oja at Akoka is the venue after coming back from the orphanage home with my friends
really...drop ur Whatsap number
RomanceRe: Reno Omokri: "Ladies, If You Like A Guy But He Is Too Shy, Make The First Move" by excel111(m): 8:03pm On Sep 18, 2018
Westaslave2:
Dats wat i do in my secondary school n my time in unizik...i move 4 d gudguys nt dos badones..i didnt regret it a bit.
With good guys, u cannot regret it
Car TalkRe: Buy your OBD Car scanner by excel111(m): 4:37am On Sep 16, 2018
abisogun119:
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My problem is, I can get one through my friend buh to use it in defecting my AC problem
Car TalkRe: Buy your OBD Car scanner by excel111(m): 5:34pm On Sep 14, 2018
IT4U:
Do you have an OBD scanner already?
No, I don't
Car TalkRe: Buy your OBD Car scanner by excel111(m): 8:15pm On Sep 10, 2018
How do I use OBD for my golf 3 ...the condenser of the AC works direct on the battery buh doesn't work on the AC compartment on dashboard
FamilySee The True Reasons Why Women Are The Best Creature On Earth... by excel111(op): 7:38pm On Sep 10, 2018
Women are the most wonderful creature I have seen on Earth, but am yet to understand why some men are busy finding faults upon faults on them!!!
lets look at them this way and tell me if am lying.
.
(1) Women are the only creature that can change their original surname just for the sake of love.
(2) They are most easiest creature to convince.
(3)They are the only creature that loves from the bottom of their hearts.
(4) They are the creature that can prefer to go to bed with an empty stomach, just to make sure that their children feeds well.
(5) They are the only creature on Earth that cries very easily, just to expose their inward disposition.
(6) They are always awake even at the dead of the night just to make sure that their children are protected.
(7) They can even sell out their cloths just to buy food for their children, and also see them smiling.
(cool They are always ready to sacrifice their lives just to save the lives of their children.
(9) They are always in the kitchen inhaling the smoke without complaining, just to prepare something for their children and husband to eat.
(10) They are the only creature that can abandon their biological family and start up a new home with a stranger.
(11) Even when they are battling with the pains of pregnancy, yet, they are busy looking after their husbands and children. e.t.c.
If you love your mother and you appreciate what she did and is still doing for you just take one minute of your time to type
"I LOVE YOU MY MOTHER"
HealthFirst Symptoms Of Pregnancy: Investigating If You Are Pregnant by excel111(op): 5:56pm On Sep 05, 2018
A few things you are likely to discover from the moment you become pregnant include:

Swollen and tingly breasts
Frequent urinating
Mood swings
Headaches and frequent fatigue
Spotting and vaginal discharge
Nausea and vomiting (note: vomiting does not guarantee that you are pregnant)
Missed periods (Irregularities in the menstrual cycle could be a sign of pregnancy, but sometimes there could be a delay so don’t conclude yet. Read on)
These tip-offs are some of the symptoms that can surface between the first 3 weeks of pregnancy. If there’s a dealy, one who might be pregnant can start experiencing a couple of these symptoms between the 2nd and 3rd week. Even while some people might be experiencing some of these symptoms, it could still be safe to doubt that they are pregnant. Why?

Most times, the fear or heightened anticipation of an eventuality could make people see results they suspect or know they should see. However, a close inspection of the symptoms and how many of them turn up simultaneously could mean a “yes.” Keep reading to see how each of these symptoms play out in a pregnancy case.
RomanceRe: Ladies, What's The First Thing You Check When A Guy Approaches You?(Guys Listen) by excel111(m): 3:51am On Aug 29, 2018
Whether he can solve Mathematics questions
TV/MoviesTSTV Africa Is Back On Nigcomsat by excel111(op): 12:55pm On Aug 24, 2018
TStv Africa wishes to inform the general public that it has successfully signed a contractual agreement with the following organizations:
i. Fox Network Group, Netherlands for Fox Sports 1, Fox Sports 2, Fox Movies, Fox News and Fox Life Channels.
ii. National Geographic Company Europe Limited for National Geographic and Nat Geo Wild Channels.
iii. Aljazeera Media Network for HD Aljazeera News Channel.

Kindly note that all the TV Channels on TStv Africa are now Full HD

https://mobile.facebook.com/TSTVAfrica/photos/a.412545062451010/652255245146656/?type=3&source=48
RomanceRe: Mature Way Of Being In A Relationship by excel111(op): 6:26am On Aug 21, 2018
mrAMG:
Wow!

Fresh perspective
hahahaha!
RomanceMature Way Of Being In A Relationship by excel111(op): 12:20am On Aug 19, 2018
1. Be Patient With Your Partner: Avoid
forcing your lover to do something
against his or her wish. Let everything
happen in the right time. There is no
need to rush.
2. Be An Understanding Partner: Try to
believe what your lover tells you, if he
tells you that he failed to get airtime to
call you, try to understand. He’s also a
human being like you. If she tells you
that by the time you called her, she was
asleep–please try to understand. She
also gets tired and she needs to rest like
any other person.
3. Always Forgive And Forget: Avoid
bringing back the old things your lover
did to you in the past every time you get
a quarrel.
4. Be Caring: I don’t mean you should
go and borrow money from the bank
and friends to buy costly things for your
partner or taking him or her to
expensive hotels. I mean doing the little
things that suits your wallet. Trust me if
your lover is understanding he/she will
appreciate and love you that way.
5. Maintain The Communication With
Your Partner: Try keeping in touch with
your partner, call or text him or her—At
least once in a day. Don’t allow your
lover to start missing you. Be closer in
any possible way.
6. Be Faithful And Trustworthy To Your
Partner: I know you may be far away
from your partner. Sometimes, you may
start doubting him or her, and you start
thinking that maybe he or she is
cheating on you. and because of that,
you also start flirting and sleeping
around with different people—which
isn’t good at all. Fight those false
thoughts so that they don’t take you off
track. If you really love him or her, Trust
in your partner and be faithful.
7. Avoid Listening To Rumors: these
rumors are spread by jobless people.
They keep gathering false information
and then they spread it to you. Majority
of them have intentions which aren’t
good. Some are even interested in your
lover, they admire the way he/she cares
and loves you. So give them a deaf ear
RomanceRe: Chinese Man Marries Muslim Nigerian Girl As He Accepts Islam by excel111(m): 12:18am On Aug 09, 2018
He used d lady to get STAY
EducationPresident Buhari Absorb 2016/2017 Npower Beneficiary Into Civil Service. by excel111(op): 7:20pm On Jun 09, 2018
BREAKING NEWS : PRESIDENT BUHARI ABSORB 2016/2017 NPOWER BENEFICIARY INTO CIVIL SERVICE.

President Muhammadu Buhari today ordered that the volunteers of the 2016/2017 Federal Government’s N-power programme be absorbed into into the federal civil service.

He said since they have worked for a long time as volunteers, it would be kind of the federal government to offer them permanent employment before ending the programme. He made the statement today at the state house abuja.

The N-power Volunteers Scheme is one of the Federal Government’s Social Investment Programmes which began in December 2016. It is billed to last for two years according to government.

He said this is a big way cub the unemployment rate in the country instead of dismissing them and they start roaming round the street, he said he is of the view that if the 200,000 youths that were absorbed by the programmes were pushed back to the society after two years, the country cannot claim to be making progress.

He said that there had never been any empowerment or employment process in the history of Nigeria as transparent, direct and merit-oriented as witnessed during the selection of N-power beneficiaries across the country.

He advised government at all levels to adopt N-power method of recruitment in their future empowerment and employment exercises. He said within the 10 months of the programme, it has impacted on lives, reduced poverty, improved livelihood and human capital development of the citizenry.
EducationRe: Nigerian Government Has Scrapped Award Of HND Certificates By Polytechnics. by excel111(op): 7:18pm On Jun 09, 2018
slimdamatrix1:
A good development!
I wonder why this hasn't made front page?
hmmmm
EducationNigerian Government Has Scrapped Award Of HND Certificates By Polytechnics. by excel111(op): 8:52pm On Jun 07, 2018
The decision was reached at the Federal Executive Council, FEC, yesterday where the approval of a comprehensive reform of Nigeria’s tertiary education system was made.

In effect, the award of HND will be limited to only the students currently admitted for the programmes.

Also, all the programmes currently being run by polytechnics, which are not technology-based, and which are about 70 per cent, will be scrapped.

Under the new rule, the polytechnics will now become campuses of the proximate universities with the Vice Chancellors of those universities appointing provosts for the polytechnics, subject to the ratification of the Universities Councils.

The polytechnics will now be limited to award of the National Diploma (ND) while those desirous of further education will be awarded the Bachelor of Technology (B. Tech) by the proximate university.

To kick-start the new policy, the nation’s two most prominent polytechnics – Yaba College of Technology and Kaduna Polytechnic – will henceforth be known as City University of Technology, Yaba and City University of Technology, Kaduna.

And to give legal teeth to these approvals, the FEC approved the submission of two Executive bills to the National Assembly for enactment.

With education being on the concurrent list, the states may wish to consolidate their tertiary institutions. But if they do not wish to follow the federal example, their programmes will continue to be regulated by the relevant agencies of the Federal Ministry of Education.

The first bill will concretise the setting up of the two city universities while the second will approve the preparation and consolidation of all federal polytechnics and colleges of education as campuses of proximate universities.

The Ministry of Justice will do the preparation and submission of the two bills to the National Assembly.

Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu, told journalists after the weekly meeting of the council that under the reform measures, his ministry would, however, continue to license private polytechnics and colleges of education for the award of qualification at ND and National Certificate in Education (NCE) levels.

He said, “There will be no more award of HND.

“After we have exhausted the current students under the programme, there will be no more award of HND. This means that there will be no fresh admission for HND programmes. And in addition, any programme that is not technical will be out of the polytechnics.

“About 70 per cent of polytechnic graduates are in the non-technical courses. It is going to be a rigorous implementation programme.”

A ministerial committee to ensure the smooth implementation of all that is required for the take-off of the reform initiatives is to begin work immediately.

Adamu said, “The HND certificate will remain a legal tender in Nigeria and holders of such certificate will continue to be recognised as the equivalent of first degree holders without discriminatory remunerations and limit to progression in the work place.

“The NCE certificate will be retained as the minimum teaching qualification at the basic level of education. Any higher qualifications by these private or state-owned polytechnics will be only affiliation with a university. So, HND is no longer in existence, but existing HND will be respected and considered legal tender.”

CelebritiesRe: #BBNaija : Bambam Shares No Makeup Pictures by excel111(m): 7:14pm On Apr 03, 2018
doyinisaac:
Haba shey because of her teeth wey be like rake wey farmers dey use for kaduna...??
Haba... simply because of her teeth that look like digger...
Education2018 UTME: JAMB speaks on results as exams end by excel111(op): 10:21pm On Mar 17, 2018
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) has urged its 2018 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) candidates to patiently await the results of the just concluded examinations.

The Head of Media of the Board, Fabian Benjamin, stated this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Saturday in Abuja.

He said the board was working diligently to ensure that the results are processed and posted on the board’s website soonest.

Mr. Benjamin said modalities were being put in place to ensure all the results are transparent and accurate.

He reiterated that the board was delaying some of the results because each has to undergo total scrutiny before being posted on its website to avoid cancellations later.

According to him, some of the results would be ready by Monday, March 19.

He also assured that all technical difficulties encountered in accessing the website were being addressed.

NAN reports that a number of candidates, who sat for the examinations earlier, were yet to receive their results.

While some said that they received the reply of “your results are not ready yet”, others complained that the site says “you did not register for this examinations.’’

NAN also reports that the examination, which was scheduled to end on Saturday, March 17, ended on Friday, March 16.

PetsRe: Rabbits! Rabbits!! Rabbits!!! by excel111(op): 3:55am On Nov 23, 2017
Benbobola:
Where is your location?
ikare akoko in ondo state
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Slays In New Photoshoot As She Channels Her Alter Ego, ‘queen Cleopatra’ by excel111(m): 7:48am On Aug 26, 2017
How many times will ds post appear on FT?
CelebritiesRe: Tboss Slays In New Photoshoot As She Channels Her Alter Ego, ‘queen Cleopatra’ by excel111(m): 7:46am On Aug 26, 2017
How many times will ds post appear on FT?
EducationThe UTME Admission Commence On Sept.15 And Close On Jan.31, 2018 by excel111(op): 6:42am On Aug 26, 2017
The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board says the admission processes for 2017/2018 will commence on Sept.15 and close on Jan.31, 2018.

The Head of JAMB Information and Media, Dr Fabian Benjamin, made this known to the News Agency of Nigeria in Bwari, Abuja, on Friday.

Benjamin said that the direct entry applications for admission would close Sept. 15.

He explained that students could only secure admission after they might have passed through the rudiments of admission processes.


“We have come up with Central Admission Processing System this year.

“This entails that once candidates are admitted and the institution approves, then JAMB will approve, the information about the candidates will be keyed into CAPS automatically.

“Candidates can monitor their admission process through CAPS online and those who want to get admission letter can do so by printing such online.’’

According to him, CAPS will make record gathering easy and give easy access to students to print their admission letters among other things.

EducationThe Federal Government Of The Philippines banned High-heeled Shoes by excel111(op): 6:19am On Aug 26, 2017
The Federal Government of the Philippines, through its labour department, on Friday, issued an order banning private companies from demanding female employees to wear high-heeled shoes at work.

According to a labour group that proposed the new directive, the order makes the Philippines the first country in Asia to ban the mandatory wearing of high heels in the workplace. Females what do you see to that policy

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/08/fg-bans-high-heels-shoes/

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