₦airaland Forum

pinkyruledworld:
The Xposed installer and imei changer shii does not actually change the imei, i believe its just a mask to make us believe its been changed. I have not seen any samsung non mtk device that the imei has been changed so far.

Pls tell me wot to do or help me

pinkyruledworld:
Wch application did u use in changing the app?

I used the following applications...
1. Kingroot
2. Xposed installer
3. Imei changer

pinkyruledworld:
first of all, how did you change the imei? Its hard for u to change some samsung imei especially non mtk
secondly, did u create a new blackberry apn?

I changed d imei successfully...I checked d originally imei ; it has changed to blackberry imei

I changed the apn to blackberry.net

Pls help

After rooting my galaxy grand duos and changin its imei to blackberry. ..I cannot use glo bis

Up barca....up treble

mrsolutionm:
She go Friend zone u die, infact u knw nothing about women

Really

echobee:
is it wrote or write?

write not wrote ooo because of the verb did

As a man, you have likely experienced an
internal conflict when it comes to
attracting women. You want women to
find you attractive, but you want them to
see you as the person you are and like
you for your true self. You can attract
girls by making several adjustments in
your life without having to sacrifice your
personality, style and values.
PRACTICE GOOD HYGIENE
Good hygiene is one of the most important
elements of attracting women. Keeping
your hair clean and styled, your nails
groomed and your body smelling clean
will make you more attractive to women.
Wearing a good-smelling, signature
cologne or aftershave is another easy
change you can make to your hygiene
routine that will make you more appealing
to women.
APPEAR CONFIDENT
Confidence is a trait that many women
find attractive and that will make you
more appealing. Appear confident by
avoiding fidgeting, making direct eye
contact when conversing with women and
initiating conversation when you are
talking to a girl. While confidence is
attractive, cockiness is not. Avoid coming
across as arrogant or stuck-up when
talking to a woman.
TELL JOKES
Like confidence, humor is a personality
trait that many women naturally find
attractive. This does not mean you need
to be a comedian or force humor where it
is not appropriate. If you find a time to
slip a casual, humorous joke into the
conversation or are able to laugh off an
embarrassing situation, girls will find you
more attractive.
BE SOCIAL
Women are more likely to notice a man
they perceive as social and outgoing than
a man they perceive as introverted and
shy. When out at clubs or social
gatherings, make an effort to talk to
various groups of people. If you are
naturally shy, start out by going out with a
group of your friends. If girls see you
socializing with them, they will still get the
chance to see your social side without you
having to go around conversing with
strangers if that is not within your comfort
level.
LISTEN
When you are talking to a woman, use
your best listening skills. Avoid
interrupting her or commandeering the
conversation, and practice eye contact to
show her you are intrigued by what she
has to say. Ask leading questions to keep
the conversation going and to show her
that you want to get to know her better.

Inside bus/taxi or farm

makzeze:
By the grace of God, Nigerians will not regret voting Muhammadu Buhari and APC by 29 May 2019.

I will come back to this topic in 2019 and prove Nkanga wrong.

AMEN

ireneony:
i see fp material
tosyne2much that no. 4 thou

some guys are so immature
, what's so special abt 3mins of sex.

one thing i know if sure is if i dont like(i don't wanna give in) i will not come visiting.

tosyne2much @ no.1 what that guy did is very barbaric
thank God say nor be me that guy do that thing to, if not i for cut he manhood

Wot of if u cannot handle him...hw u go com cut he manhood

F dick and pussy

Sommyangel:
Makes ur bed smell

Using good bed sheet ....and wash. Fresh air is needed for d body esp ladies

shawnfamous:
Group of thieves bangs d door wide open just to steal and now they catch her naked,definately they gonna do a change of course

Hahahahahahah. ..buh nobdy prays for dat

bigtt76:
It also helps mosquitoes thrive well in their ministry

Well, if the ministry is widely opened

Sleeping is one of the most important things we
do every night. Getting the right amount of sleep
has an untold number of health benefits and not
getting enough sleep is a serious problem in many
countries around the world. Did you know that
you can get additional benefits by sleeping
without clothes? Here are some benefits of
sleeping in the nude:
1. While you sleep, the body perspires for a while
and then cools down as it recuperates from
the whole day stress and one principle of
sleeping unclad is to allow blood to circulate
smoothly. Clothes restrict blood circulation,
hence shedding that artificial skin is good for
stimulating the same.
2. The tight elastic bands of your pyjamas or
short should be loosened for a sound
comfortable sleep.
3. Medical research have shown that sleeping
unclad is good for those suffering from
insomnia as it has a comforting effect on
them.
4. Going without clothes will streamline and
accelerate the repair process of the skin. A
healthy, uninterrupted air flow will help in the
process.
5. Sleeping without clothes allows the sebaceous
glands to do their work best, which is sebum
discharge and regeneration. This in turn helps
in improving the metabolic rate of the body.
6. And for women, sleeping unclad can be
healthier for their private parts. While it’s
totally normal to have yeast and bacteria
down there, the warm environment can
sometimes cause an overgrowth. One way to
prevent infections is to “air it out”. Just don’t
forget to lock your room.
7. Being too warm at night disrupts the release
of melatonin and growth hormone (anti-aging)
into the body. It regenerates. This is why a
person looks refreshed and blooming after a
long rest. Because the skin regenerates while
you’re sleeping and it may not complete its
cycle with clothes on.
8. Sleeping without clothes helps you sleep more
soundly, which will allow your levels of the
stress hormone cortisol to decrease as you
rest, keeping your energy and hunger levels in
check.
9. It is also beneficial to married couples as
sleeping without clothes encourages sexier
relationships. Isn’t it nice to lay skin-to-skin
at night with your wife/husband?
10. It’s just easier. When it comes to #TeamBed,
we’re all just trying to get up in those comfy
pillows and blankets as quickly as we possibly
can. Putting on pajamas inherently means
more work: You have to take off your clothes,
pick out your jammies, and then put them
on. That might seem like a lazy thing to say,
but sometimes the closet (or the kitchen, or
the bathroom) is just too far away.[b][/b]

timilehing:
Just in case....

Yap

MTN: simply dial *123#, select 1, another option will
popup, select 1 AGAIN, the number of that SIM will display

AIRTEL: simply dial *121#,.then reply the message
with 1, another message will come,reply it with 1.

GLO: dial *135*8# and the number will
display instantly

ETISALAT: dial *248# and the number will display immediately.

Ds man wil die along d road.

To b sincere, dey blve dey av done great favour 4 men

Girls are bad...they are foolish fowls

Bbglory:
Lol

Yap....is better u change the channel. ..if not

sophy09:
Lol... nice move, that is how you make him change the channel

If NOT she may ask u to tell her the names of all the spectators. Is better u change it ooooo Lolz

MayflowerB:
Op u funny die

Hahahahahahah abi I lie

1 The gentlemen/ladies

These are the types of people the will visit the polling unit just to fulfil their mission which is to vote peacefully and after that, go back to their home without any problem.

2 The elders

These people(mostly men) are always between the age 70-80+ you will always find them sitting under a tree or any shaded area within the polling centre lecturing young men about the history of politics and how the country was going from bad to good and vice versa.

3 The I Too Know (ITKs)

These are the categories of people that you will see jumping from one place to the other as if they are INEC chairman. You will never see them at rest, they can even go to the extent of teaching the INEC officials their works.

4 The ushers

You will always see these categories of people on the queue looking very quiet but when they see a person trying to manipulate the queue, they will just walk to him/her and say something like “Oga, please go and join the queue at the back, we that have being on the line are not animals” they will never leave you until you do the needful.

5 The coordinators

They are more like the ushers but something special about them is that they are not always on the queue, if they see you trying to sneak into the queue, they will just appear from nowhere and say “hey” then point to the back, due to the fear that you don’t know the kind of person they are, you will port to the back with immediate effect.

6 The confused ones

Looking at them only, you will deduce that they are confused. They will always be looking as if someone is about to kidnap them or you will always see them asking questions silly like “Brother, will they collect this PVC from us after we are through?” or “Sister, shebi Buhari the PDP presidential candidate?” They are always annoying.

7 The VIPs

These are always the big men of the hood, they will just drive down to the polling unit with their expensive ride and walk up to the INEC officials with a bottle water in their hands and do all the necessary stuffs and drive back home immediately

8 The spacebookers

I usually wonder if that’s what they do to make money on that day or they are just naturally mumus. They will be on the queue for hours and when it’s almost their turn to vote, someone will just come from nowhere and take their place then you will see them leaving.

9 The lookers/observers

Some are not even there to vote but to watch people arguing or fighting, you will always see them at alert with their phones getting ready to snap/video any funny or fist throwing event that takes place at the unit.

10 The fighters

Their own mission is to come and cause violence at the polling unit, they will mistakenly hit you or march you, instead of saying sorry, they will turn it to fight. Be careful when dealing with them

11 The traders

I usually love the courage of these people coz any opportunity they see, they will use it to promote their business. You will see them early in the morning already offloading bags of pure water, snacks, groundnut, coolers of rice and other foods some will even bring their tables to roast boli(roasted plantains) at the polling unit, they are always desperate to make money.

12 The pickpocketers

One of my teachers defined them as “Dem no be thieves ooo but if they pass, something go lost”. All they need to do is to just look at your pocket and they will explore everything inside it then you will see them passing your side 24/7 or trying to form familiarity with you, my brother be watchful or else they will steal you sef.

keep calm and vote wisely. God Bless Nigeria

Watching Football with
wife can be very
frustrating
and stressful.

The example
below is typical (I pity the
guy
no b small):

Wife: Dipo, who's that
guy. Is
that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no
na.
that's Theo Walcott!!!

Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like
Chris ni. What's that
yellow
card for?
Husband: Its a warning to
a
player; and red means the
player must stop playing
and
leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's
something
similar to a traffic light:
Yellow -
warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah
sure.. You
are right.!!

Wife: What about the
green
card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's
nothing
like that in football.

Wife: Which teams are
these?
Husband: Which kind
wahala
be this na!! God! It's
Arsenal
and Chelsea. What again!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What
colour is
Arsenal putting on?
Husband: You no get eyes
No
be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is
putting
on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg,
Haba,
Wetin na. Don't you know
its
Chelsea?

Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want
Arsenal to win the world
cup.
Husband: Wetin concern
Arsenal with world cup?
Where
are you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na!
Please
who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's
Arsenal's coach, Arsene
Wenger

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I
understand
now. Sooo that means
the
other coach is Chelsea
Wenger?
Husband: You are silly.
Wo,
arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to
African
Magic)

We prayed for u...hw far abt d jamb

You deserve 17 strokes of caine

realjoker:
laff wan kill me, i cant stop laughing

I dnt know the way those so called politicians reason ...

General elections were held in Liberia in 1927. In the presidential election, the result was a victory for Charles D. B. King of the True Whig Party, who was re-elected for a third term after defeating Thomas J. Faulkner of the People's Party. However, the vote was referred to as "the most rigged ever" by Francis Johnson-Morris, a modern head of the country's National Election Commission, and also made it into the Guinness Book of Records as the most fraudulent ever, as despite there being fewer than 15,000 registered voters in the country at the time, King received around 240,000 votes, compared to 9,000 for Faulkner.