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I trust Fati so I trust her dota to influence the young gov well

Let sleeping dog lie

It's a new dawn, let's expect d best from buhari

All dat one na to cover shame

Is he saying if Dakuku had won he won't be all over ph dancing like dis, Amaechi shame! Charity begins at home, but the acceptance u seek cannot be given u back home.

You can go and live on the tree.

Your fatherland will keep chasing you until u right ur wrong, ordinary apology won't do.

Lobatan!

O seti go

Good one if corruption is checked to LGA level

Ezenwammadu:
Baylesa Chief judge

Ok good no swearing in in Bayelsa today.

Ezenwammadu:
Yes,this is his first act as governor

Ok so who performed d swearing in.

Ok, has he been sworn in?

pkween:
I wonder why Patient is conspicuously absent at this great ceremony.Could it be due to inferiority complex or .........?

Inferior to you ekwa!, "Patient Jonathan" indeed. Next time be patient before you post.

Mbkite:
He resemble boi boi?

If na physically e resemble am o, lolzz, but hez got super credentials sha, I just wish the hawks allow him use his head dazzol

Make dat Oshinbade no fall hand o, we don't want a boy boy o

He will not die, so ur question does not arise. Why will u even be thinking of such. Abeg he is a national figure now, so Nigeria must not mourn. I didn't vote for him, not because I wish him death or any bad but because I don't believe in him.

Let's desist from thinking bad or wishing pple in opposing camp evil abeg.

Dem no go allow this man and wife rest, who dey dia see dem dey quarel, they have a right to reside anywhere

excellentmomma:


U no dey tire for this ur scam! how many pple don contact you, seun shld have banned u, if you want to advertise, go thru d right channels!
Offer closes soon, everytime, wey no dey ever close... . Nan sense!

lomprico:
My dear the guy is relentless, he has about 40 different accounts on nairaland. Seun go ban tire.

Maybe the guy na mod sef, my original post has been deleted.

Cc: Seun

freakcin:
Medicine after death. All will be held accountable at the appropriate time.

D man do good now, e no still do u, haba, se na u wan go hol am? Hahahaha

See how men cheat us, lolzz man looked better after 51yrs, God helped the woman small. Cute couple

cyprus000:
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C'mon

Save us that shhit.
Why is she bent on extortin from the guy and you expect her to be treated with respect.

Is that a way,a gal with morals should behave?

The way you galz are turning this extortin/begging ish to a norm is shiity.

I can spend 100% of my money on my woman,but if she start seeing it has her right for dating me.

She will never get a dime from me..**fact*

Wats the differenc btwn her and an oloshi on the street,you pay for mingle.

such galz, is ironically telling dudes,to pay for service.
For me being your GF

If I am dat dude,I will screw her left right,back and front.

Anybody wey e vex,make em jumb inside lagoon[/size]

Do u have the balls? Go ahead if she let's u, ur kettle of kunu

Kenyan Lawyer Offers President Obama 50 Cows, 70 Sheep, 30 Goats To Marry Daughter Malia
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A Kenyan lawyer named Kiprono Matagei has made public his special request to US President Barack Obama.

One of Kiprono’s dream is to marry Barack’s first daughter Malia so he has announced that he is ready to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats as bride price. And he is ready to meet Obama to discuss the matter when Obama visits in July.

Kenya Digest reports that Kiprono said:

“I got interested in her in 2008. As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to
help me raise the bride price” The young lawyer claims his love for Malia is real, not infatuation.

People might say I am after the family’s money but that is not the case. My love is real. I am currently drafting a letter to Obama asking him to please have Malia accompany him for this trip. I hope the embassy will hand the letter to him. I will hand it over to the US Ambassador with whom we have interacted several times.  What is disturbing here is that as at 2008 when Kiprono says he fell in love with Malia, she was just 10 years old.

Kiprono also added that should Obama accept his request, his engagement to the ‘love of his life’ will be a unique one.

“If my request is granted, I will not resort to the cliché of popping champagne. Instead, I will surprise her with mursik , the traditional Kalenjin sour milk, as an indication that she is my queen. I will propose to her on a popular hill in Bureti near my father’s land where leaders and warriors are usually crowned. Ours will be a simple life. I will teach Malia how to milk a cow, cook ugali and prepare mursik like any other Kalenjin woman”

Malia Obama is 16, set to turn 17 on July 4.


Photo of The Kenyan Lawyer and Obama’s Daughter Malia

Shamstiel:
I like her, not just straffing...but she is a gold digger!

If she is a gold digger, is ur farm a gold mine,
Just leave her with her wahala and move on, playing with her emotions is what I don't support, it's not morally right.

When ur sisters start getting "straffed" and dumped left right centre you will start feeling bad, u don dey form smart nigga now. Hmmm

Post it here ain't going to any blog

Adam paid with his rib, do you prefer doing that? Can u?

Good, Chime has done well, one of our finest, transformed Enugu without making noise. God will bless him

Chubhie:
Some woman have coined the statement- for better for stay, for worse for waka.

What happened to men from benue?

We heard there is a culture in Benue where husbands give their wives out as "kola" to their friends while they turn a blind eye. You haven't heard of it?

Oh Praise God, answer to our prayers Thank You Father. Their union will be stronger now.

Chubhie:
All the sex you guys have been catching in every conceivable corner available when the vile of youth was dormant is still not enough

Truth be told your husband is testing your loyalty and any sign of betrayal will give him the ginger to give up. He's feeling guilty which is killing him slowly.

You need to reassure him and swore an oath of One body one heart and one soul and watch the magic of how your man will fight stroke to a standstill.*sings Sam Smith Stay With Me*

I million likes bro! Which kain sex is she looking for, she shld be looking for love now not sex and advise her children properly. Is marriage not for better for worse again? She is the one pressing the man she wants to go outside and the man will be like, abeg u can go if u wish, which man will Koro Koro allow his wife that liberty or is the man from Benue...

My mtn line is dormant, as in I don't recharge it, so every time they keep sending "it's noi joke, 0813xxxxx has been selected for one offer I can't even remember, just recharge xxNaira. After some time they will send another one, "Still not recharged, hurry blah blah blah. As for me I've decided to "face my work" with Etisalat.

I knew it, na dem, internet scammers, hahahahaha and financial fraudsters always painting Naija image black

With all these charges against him, why did they still allow him access to the flying area. I hope he has not committed suicide. If he has sorry for him, but good he didn't take anyone along.

I still wonder how he cleared the way, taxied and took off, without anyone noticing, when it's not a car in a park.

Wonders! Anyway humans improve everyday with processes.