₦airaland Forum

Let them release that Nnamdi already! And buhari should be diplomatic and apologize for that 5% and 97% statement, if any other president has labeled SW or the North in such manner, tempers will be high there too, nonsense!

Good move Ambode

Cult things.

If not,

Whether white or black, the casket is a scary place and not for fun.

Mother and wife both beautiful. His mom is blessed. See as she glows even after the golden age of 80

Don't let them pressure u bro

Let God have His way

grayht:
In summary, insecticides are poisons and it target a cockroaches nervous system. When you spray an insecticide, those neurotoxins cause tremors and muscle spasms, which flip it onto its back, and without muscle coordination, that’s the position it dies . Hope it helps

I ma akwukwo

I still find it weird how pple find comfort in sending sex videos or even recording it, even to my husband I can't send, he will not even allow me. Nothing is hidden once it's transferred via electronic means, even your device can be stolen. What you thought you have deleted might be in some virtual memory of some sort, so why record in the first instance.

Pls women be wise, that's not love. What a wild fantasy.

May he be found in one piece

Where did she call Jumoke bastard, she is lashing out @ her handlers naa. Haba bloggers.

Banana Island mansion mongers, keep twisting stories until u pay heavily for one.

Thank Goodness they attached Kemi's updates if not we would just be judging her wrongly.

Fresh and fine family, God bless them

Kanu, good man

Good move if not hijacked

Haaaa, stop giving them visa una no go hear

The guy is lucifer himself, nonsense!

Good job Ifeanyi Uba, some pple will not like this

Haba greed!

I hope warring amaechi and Wike are not members of that church

Then why is that pastor kneeling down? And on one knee sef, is he proposing to anyone?

Annalise:
how can a nigerian comedienne afford extensive liposuction like this? Do you even know what liposuction is? I guess you're fat.

Lolzz, e pain am

Cybertext:
I'm sure you've not seen any series of biggest looser (Google is your friend).... you will see ladies/Gents that weigh heavier and looks fatter than her, loose weight in less time without drugs or surgery.

So you believe everything anybody uploads on to the net hun?

You would soon believe all the "befores and after pictures" flying all over the place, from the pple selling various weight loss pills. Some will even blow/zoom d b4 pix and take d after pix from afar, or reduce pix size.

I know someone whose ad is her pix as b4 then her slim sister as after. If not that I know them very well to differentiate.

There might be very rare exceptions no doubt but not in this magnitude though. When the flesh is not water that dries up

Funny guy

At least better than Charly boy and Justice Oputa, his dad.

Sons and daughters should be allowed to do what they are comfortable in.

This must be surgery, (liposuction) no other explanation. Gym 24hrs can't do this. Congrats bae!

Edited: Her face totally changed too. So that truly suggests surgery was involved.

Are u sure they are doubling to 20%, me I already pay 10% VAT in my bank acc charges.

This govt is trouble for the common Nigerians

onosprince:
The vehicle no get fuel tank, na wetin d boy come dey use na, abi na solar car

That's the greatest danger I see there, if you check well, you will see a pipe connecting that yellow gerican with fuel to power the car. That's a bomb in waiting, the car can even catch fire in transit considering our bad road.

xbee20:
Chai! somebody should explain this grammer for me, your English teacher is currently committing suscide
Chai! somebody should explain this grammer for me, your English teacher is currently committing suscide

It's suicide

Correct yourself first b4 bashing another!

This lawyer is a good man.

Misterdhee1:
buh he has been indicted as being part of "dasukigate" ... Even if he left 100 years ago, he will still have to answer the case..

Catch all the thieves, why only dasukigate, why not Tinubugate Amaechigate Atikugate, probe Jonathan's campaign funds, probe Buhari's campaign funds, all of them have taken money from d state, none is free, everybody knows that.

dvee2:
No the records are there, what it means is that in between that 9 years, there is a more qualified person to prosecute that crime, and that is the immediate past president, your mentor. but he was deeply involved in corruption too. so lets catch all these current thieves first, there may be opportunity for you to catch the rest later. cant catch all the thieves at once. the good thing is that none of the people that are being prosecuted have so far denied eating yam.

Thank God you have agreed that your mentor is a thief. So when you select thieve to catch, you are not sincere.

Misterdhee1:
The last time I checked, Tinubu left governance Almost 9 years ago?? So on what basis should he be probe??

Oh so if he left 9yrs ago the records are not there? As if currently he is not running things, Peter Obi left 2yrs ago too

Pdp shared no doubt apc shared monies too, as u arrest these guys also arrest Atiku, Tinubu, Amaechi and co. Dazzol

I smell liar mohd, where was this pix taken, with bubu, osumbade, and oyegun in attendance? Enugu must be next Aso rock! Hahahaha, apc propaganda.

BiggyBamBam:
After buying two plots Jungle where Tarzan grew up (MOWE-OFADA), presented as in the mold of Lekki to me, I wanted to buy a plot that is at least not in that zone.

I saw some advert but the sellers must have thought they have seen another sucker. I Negotiated with the Lady, even though her price was on the high side. She told me, "Be careful so as not to fall into other Agents who are 419..."

Blahblahblah, I thought... Spoiling others to make herself look good. I knew what I was doing because I know this time, I would catch her if her so-called Plot of Land is in MOWE-OFADA in a scerene environment. Dont get me wrong Most places today were Bushes yesterday but to present it as though they are selling great land where people are already living, that in law is "PUBLIC DECEIT", instead they should come and say, Buy so, so and so land, it is not developed but in some years it will. Buy it as an investment!

You see, most of these people use MOWE because RCCG Redemption Camp is there and they knew that name would "catch" people hthen they use another Town that is popular OFADA and call everywhere MOWE-OFADA. Even as far as Ogere is now MOWE-OFADA, a town that is 30 mins is MOWE-OFADA. Just as I can say ILE-IFE is IBADAN, or SHAGAMU is LAGOS!

Anyway, through some things I learnt from Nairaland, most especially, the Forunmite called "LAWYER" and OMONILELAWYER.COM, I drafted the letter below.

Dear xxxxxxxx: (Dont want to mention the name)

INFORMATION NEEDED.

As discussed on the phone, and as advised by my Lawyer, I would still like to get a response in writing to my questions for documentation purposes. You will agree with me that we are about to embark on a Business venture, hence I need documentations for future reference.

1. I am interested in buying a Plot from your company and would want to know if the roads are paved.
2. Can I see the plan of the Master Plan of the general Layout showing the Landmarks, Major Roads etc.
3. Can I see the Survey showing the Coordinates and Survey Number?
4. Are the areas developed yet?
5. How is the drainage network?
6. Can I have the Coordinates i.e. Longitude & Latitude.
7. Is there a Transformer installed? How will electricity get there?
8. I want to know if there are street lightings installed.
9. What Documentations will I get when I make the first Installment?
11. Will I be shown the plot after my first deposit? My Lawyer has advised, It has to be in every documents I get from your company; the Block & Plot Number. He said even if I pay any amount as agreed upon as deposit, it is incumbent upon your company to show me the area and it has to be documented so long as I do not default in my obligations to pay the balance and I do not build on the land until I finish payment.
12. After paying installment, is there a guarantee that the price will not fluctuate thereafter and I be asked to pay the difference?
13. Do you have a Block Industry nearby, where one can buy blocks?
14. What is the cost the Documentation Fee and Survey?
15. After completing payment, am I at liberty to design and build whatever design of house I want for my family without following your own designs?
16. Am I allowed to erect whatever height of Fence I so desire?
17. When I complete payment, can I sink a borehole on my property, if I want to?

I really want to know before taking the next step, however, if there are any other questions, I will let you know.

Thanks.

After sending this message, she now sent an email saying,

"Dear sir,

Thank you for your interest in our estate. We are sorry that we might not be able to answer you any further as we have given you all the information required to take any meaningful and informed decision.

Have a great day."

You see she thought she was doing me a favor, that's a typical Nigerian seller for you. They will pressure you and act like they do not want your money until you are hoodwinked to come back. But I know, except HELL freezes over, my money would remain in my account.

I wanted the Coordinates, she sent the LATITUDE but omitted the LONGITUDE. So that I cannot pin point the Village Square she wanted to sell to me. When you ask these fake sellers for what you know they should give you, they become ANGRY...

Nairalander, you are FREE to copy this email and send to all the so-called MOWE-OFADA Real Estate Sellers, you want to buy land from. If they refuse to show you (Because it's your right) let them go hug a TRANSFORMER!

You can get Coordinates by typing the numbers on any of these sites.
https://www.google.com/maps
http://www.mapcoordinates.net/en
http://www.whatsmygps.com/
http://www.latlong.net/

Fellow Nigerians, Run away from 3D Adverts on Flyers and Websites!!!

Great job

Let's give them a benefit of doubt, this if true is a step in the right direction. I'm glad Rochas has seen what he was campaigning for. Mbaka should have joined them in that trip.

That garden egg should tell you it's not real naaa

I mean, almost same size with d cylinder? Nah

Hahaha, after giving Apc N5bn for their elections, OUK who u offend, T.A Orji should follow suit o.

Will Adesina your former employee rescue u? Fingers crossed.