Uchesis:

Wait ooo. My babe name is Chy, and she read industrial maths in school. Hope its not what i'm thinking

CaveAdullam:
1. The chances of achieving your goal become impossible or ultra slim.

2. As a father you will hardly have time for yourself because you are bothered about family bills.

3. Your only joy as a father is that your kids are healthy, intelligent, and becoming responsible.

4. As a father, the love your family has for you is predicated on the magnitude of your food storage and the depth of your pocket.

5. As a father when things go sour, the respect from nuclear and extended family plummets.

6. As a mother, you must serve your husband and children. You don't have time for vacations or rest.

7. As a father you will have at least one child that will behave in such a manner that it is as if he/she hates the family and wants to ruin the family name intentionally.

8. As a father only loyalty to your vows will keep you from infidelity because your wife will become boring by the day. Ditto for the mother.

9. The flames that run the marriage don't burn on their own. To keep the marriage fresh and the union alive the husband and wife must fan the flames.

10. As a father you'll one day be shocked and remain long-standing with mouth wide open, eyes gazing far when you are being asked "what have you done for me that you are using to boast".

11. As a mother you'll be expected to lead and provide even though it is not within your jurisdiction.

Marriage is a dreadful but enjoyable journey and must only be engaged by men and women who will be accountable and deliberate enough to hold to their specific marriage vows. Because marriage is the building block of civilization. The man and woman must be buoyant in the financial, physical, and spiritual angles (not religious) with no emotional baggage.

Thanks.

Gamer999:
Dbanj son died from drowning on the pool now davido's son died same way.. Hmmmm!!!

Rilwayne001:
@SEUN Osewa, I see you have been going all about twitter trying really hard to play down the possible positive effect that we can eventually gained from the naira redesign.

But here is another PoV as I await your reply:

1). So many Nigerians have stacked Naira notes in their closets and are cut up with this policy of the CBN. There is a rush by ignorant Nigerians to convert their Naira to Dollars. Naira is at all time low against dollar and it's going to go even lower. For example a man converts #10m to 12,500 USD at the current exchange rate. It's easier to keep it with himself than to deposit in a Domiciliary account with a DMB because of the stringent policies around FX cash deposits. He hopes that by December when the new Nigeria is floated, he'd have his FX converted back to Naira from the Aboki guys he bought his USD from.

2)The Aboki man who sold FX to his customers at exorbitant rate excitedly goes to the DMB to deposit the millions of Naira he got the the FX swap he did. He knows he is getting richer in geometric proportion by this new policy by the CBN. He awaits the printing of the new Naira notes so as to reconvert the Naira he has in his account today USD and continue making more money.

3). All customers who deposited their Naira notes, those depositing and those who would be depositing are eagerly waiting for December 15. The DMBs are also waiting for the said date. Meanwhile there is a cashless policy waiting to hit all Nigerians by January 2023. On December 15th, customers would rush to the DMBs for new notes so as to withdraw as much as they can before January when the cashless policy would be effected 100%. The DMBS would rush to the central bank branches to withdraw new notes. The branches would go to the H/O for new notes. H/O would release just a little to branches based on cash management policies. CBN Branches would release in trinkets to DMB branches and tell them to go manage their customers. DMBs would revert back to their customers based on the low available new cash notes. There would be slight panicking as customers who deposited old naira notes cannot retrieve same notes from the DMBs anymore because of unavailability. Remember, digital money and paper money is still money and so customers would be advised to use electronic channels to make payments.

4) The Aboki guy who kept millions of Naira is also a victim of the shortage of new notes and so he cannot buy back FX from his customers who were hoping to return the ones the got earlier ones the new notes are in place. Aboki begins to panick as well. Those who have FX and need naira notes begin to sell their FX to people who have naira whether old or new just to cash in before January. In doing so, USD begins to crash as rapidly as it rose. Much of the FX becomes deposited in DMBs as carrying the raw cash isn't useful anymore. The CBN is happy because there is more FX in the banking system to give for Forms A, M and Q. Naira begins to gain rapidly against the dollar.

5). In January, cashless policy takes effect. So even if the CBN makes available more new notes to DMBs, customers cannot withdraw above the stipulated across-the-counter limit to avoid heavy charges. Customers are forced to use electronic payments, FX policy and transfer and withdrawal is so stiff that swapping FX and Naira is no more a gain. USD parallel and black market prices crash all the way down to CBN rate. Inflation based on importation of goods and services is checked as Naira becomes strong against dollar. People who have physical dollars would lose. There would be limited access to naira notes as electronic transfers become prevalent. Enaira purchases also become more as Nigerians look for most seamless methods to do payments. By June, whoever takes over power would have a soft landing as this policy by the CBN has controlled a whole lot of inflation, corruption and economic degradation.

6). If you have Naira notes stashed with you, return them back to the bank through your account. Don't try to play smart trying to beat the system, you may become the architect of your own loss. Your 12,500 USD may fall from #10,000,000 to #5,000,000 in June, 2023. Meanwhile if you put same #10,000,000 in Treasury Bills at the current 14.5%, you should be gaining about #725,000 at the same period.

Let's try and look at the bright side of things, Nigeria shall be great by God's grace

DenreleDave:
peter obi stolen cash has been exposed.. No wonder he wants to do everything all by himself, drive himself, buy fuel himself, na him even carry this money put for trailer go hide for bush for north, now the money don waste and Igbos-igbos want us to vote for this scammer, may the lives of people clamouring for obi turn out the way he rule in anambra in Jesus name.

God forbid we vote for a thief like Peter Obi

Moh247:




Lol


*Ordinary Nigerians are not on Twitter, many can't even operate Twitter , with it's complex tweet, retweet, hashtags

*Ordinary Nigerians are not on DStv and Gotv to watch Obi lie on AriseTV

*Ordinary Nigerians are not influenced by Ibo entertainers like Psquare , Phyno and Mr Ibu... They all have the local influencer in their locality and community



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omoadeleye:



Your life, instead

Olam09:


I no be 48 I'm still a young dude you behave immature, why do you have to say Dubai.. it's just to brag to us that you're in Dubai, no worry dem dey prepare your papers you go soon use handkerchief cover face if evacuation reach your side..

You would have said, it's not working here too. Simply!

Olam09:


So make dem know say you dey dubai abi?

PARADIZEPRIEST:
How can someone win 16million in bet? hype for betting coy is serious fever

chukgol:
those already planning to travel to the uk, try as much as possible to secure accommodation before you leave 9ja especially when u dont have anybody to stay with because na only know wetin my eyes don see since on thursday when i take enter plymouth. then at the point entry make sure u have ur necessary documents with you ranging from admission letter to brp letter, then be ready to log on to mobile app to show ur pof when you are asked to thereby avoiding leg shaking.

you may never know what the border official may ask you to provide.

regards

Roozzaay:


Change your mindset bro, you not being a phone freak doesn't mean your wife should be using iPhone 12 while you use iPhone 6.