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Education / Re: FG Holds Crucial Talks With ASUU Today -releases N100bn To Suswam-led Committee by executinal(m): 9:52am On Aug 13, 2013
And Obahiagbon has this to say
“This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy, cascadinly oozing into a maladorous excresence of mobocracy.

With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum. Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret ologomabia.”

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Politics / Re: APC Dares Jonathan To Sue Akande For Libel by executinal(m): 9:32am On Aug 13, 2013
”In the true character of this presidency, its increasingly irreverent and undignified spokesman failed to respond to the issues raised by [size=15pt]Chief Akande, and instead chose to haul abuses at a man who is old enough to be his father[/size].

If Akande is old enough to be GEJ father, he could have respected himself by not telling Mr President that he is running Kindergarten president.

Abati is working fire for fire. grin grin grin grin


Politics / Re: Jonathan Is An Unserious President - Bisi Akande by executinal(m): 9:19am On Aug 13, 2013
Mehn GEJ really frustrate this old corrupt fools that has been eating and drinking our national cake. I know some of them that has been crying foul since all this while never benefited from his regime.

GEJ carry go all of them will die of frustration one by one.

[size=15pt]GEJ 2015 FRESH BREEZE JOOR[/size]


Politics / Re: Jonathan Backs Soludo For Anambra Guber Polls by executinal(m): 9:15am On Aug 13, 2013
Soludo is already on that seat. Who is gonna stop him?? Ngige or who?? Solution carry go cool cool

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Sports / Re: Blessing Okagbare Messes Up - Comes 6th In 100m Final by executinal(m): 9:15pm On Aug 12, 2013
Litmus: The Jamaican Sprinter merlene ottey never fulfilled her huge potential (though she won medals) it seemed because of weak mental strength.

It's possible Okagbare has taken on too many events, all the training, preliminary rounds, expectations simply sapped her strength


more controversially wink having that Ivorian in the next lane sapped Okagbare in a bizarre way. What i mean is this, Nigerians often want to test themselves against the West, we will try hard to match them or beat them at their own game but somehow Africans always want to "put us in our place". So you will find some African (explicitly or implicitly)swelling, and puffing with vexation next to the Nigerian in events like the one Okagbare found herself, so that during the race, the African's extra effort to beat the Nigerian will -by some strange osmosis- transmit itself to the Nigerian and the Nigerian will become aware of the African next to them and by so doing loose focus in the overall race. By the time they finish fighting the hateful African next-door there is no more energy.

What sort of odoriferous saga, kum gaga tum gaga. Are you trying to bring a calamitous end to our country? through the Bermuda triangle? grin grin grin
Events / Re: Jocelyn Dumas Falls On-Stage With Denrele's Boots by executinal(m): 6:44pm On Aug 12, 2013
Derenle just take idea they romance that sweet chick wink
Science/Technology / Re: Nigeria Moves To Put Man In Space by executinal(m): 2:31pm On Aug 12, 2013
I am ready, Jona send me cool
Politics / Re: Oduah - Aviation Ministry Is Not Afraid Of Probe by executinal(m): 2:21pm On Aug 12, 2013
musiwa1b: i read they claim 20 billion..
my God help us. if the story is true

your source,

What is this guy smoking?? if you don't mind i will like to have some too grin grin

Oooh from Musiwa1-100 to now Musiwa1b i don die grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Oduah - Aviation Ministry Is Not Afraid Of Probe by executinal(m): 2:18pm On Aug 12, 2013
musiwa1b: how much did she claim she build them.. i hope is not millions of dollars

corruption is so high in nigeria, tell us the price

No is millions of GARRI.

Is like you take the raw one today grin grin grin grin

Better stile check your satellite picture for the price cheesy
Politics / Re: Oduah - Aviation Ministry Is Not Afraid Of Probe by executinal(m): 2:15pm On Aug 12, 2013
Them dey craze before?? If other ministry were performing like yours, by now we could have been there. Ride on we are fully behind you.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: 7 KIlled In Sallah Day Accident On Bauchi Road by executinal(m): 10:47am On Aug 09, 2013
May their soul rest in peace

Anyway last to comment wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2013/2014 by executinal(m): 8:36pm On Aug 07, 2013
send me code nexecutinal@yahoo.com
Crime / Re: Policemen Arrested Over Lynching Of Students In Badagry by executinal(m): 1:35pm On Aug 05, 2013
AnOlAd: J

Ibanga p: .

last to coment grin grin grin grin
Crime / Re: Policemen Arrested Over Lynching Of Students In Badagry by executinal(m): 1:34pm On Aug 05, 2013
Send those bastards called Naija police to my domain and i will show them jungle justice.

There was a country ooh

Health / Re: What Your Poop Says About Your Health. by executinal(m): 1:31pm On Aug 05, 2013
Poop grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Lebanese Suspects Planned To Bomb Israeli Embassy In Nigeria by executinal(m): 12:47pm On Aug 01, 2013

[size=30pt] grin OH LAwD! cheesy English hard ooo! cheesy [/size]

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Literature / Re: Nairaland (A Tale Of A Country) by executinal(m): 12:44pm On Aug 01, 2013
Mr.T Anonymous:
''What are you doing with my girlfriend?'',Cfcfan asked angrily.
Bin who was too terrified pushed Cfcfan aside and ran away. This really annoyed Cfcfan and he determined that he was going to sue Bin.
When he got to the house of Sincerenigerian,he explained to him why he visited. Sincerenigerian was a man who loved money than anything in this world. Any case brought to him must be accompanied by money.
When Cfcfan finished explaining,sincerenigerian asked for some money.
''I don't have money,as you know,I'm a bricklayer and it hasn't been easy all this while,please help me'',Cfcfan said tearfully.
''I can't do anything on the case unless you bring some money'',sincerenigerian replied arrogantly.
Cfcfan walked out morosely,he started thinking of what he would do to Bin,he knew if he doesn't find a means of paying sincerenigerian,Bin might end up snatching Adaobi away from him. So he resolved to meet Foxy rebirth,the herbalist that had a fearsome reputation as an herbalist,many people believed he was the one who got Musiwa and Dani1luv mad because they stole his goat.
So he went to foxy's shrine and told Foxy that he wants to be rich.
''You want to be rich?",foxy asked.
''Yes baba,I want to be the richest man on earth''
"Then you will have to sacrifice something".
"What is it?,he began,I'm going to give out anything just to get rich''.
''You are going to sacrifice your manhood".
"What?,you mean I'm never going to get a girl pregnant again?'',Cfcfan asked.
"Yes,you won't be able to impregnate a girl again".
Cfcfan thought about this for a minute and replied...

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Politics / Re: Lebanese Suspects Planned To Bomb Israeli Embassy In Nigeria by executinal(m): 10:38am On Aug 01, 2013
Nigeria always tolerate every shiit. If they Nigeria, by now CNN and BBC could have use them as headlines for every news.
Politics / Re: FG Will Retaliate Against UK Visa Bond by executinal(m): 10:31am On Aug 01, 2013
When it come to retaliation, we don't joke.

Lets see how it goes
Politics / Re: Soludo Officially Joins APGA! by executinal(m): 10:22am On Aug 01, 2013
Smart guy cool cool cool

Soludo = Solution

Congratulation in advance smiley smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: $60m Radamel Falcao In Age Falsification Scandal by executinal(m): 7:38pm On Jul 24, 2013
kekakuz: which player dosnt do it or u tink robben is 28.

Neither is Rooney 27 grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson On Set Of "Dumebi Goes To School" (photo) by executinal(m): 2:21pm On Jul 24, 2013
When are they going to act Eze goes to school??

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Politics / Re: Re: 8th Most Corrupt Nation-transparency International Refutes Malicious Story by executinal(m): 7:03pm On Jul 12, 2013
So were is GWAWE when you need him?? On the run grin grin grin grin grin


TV/Movies / Re: Funny Nigerian Movie Posters by executinal(m): 1:28pm On Jul 09, 2013
who is that mutherfucker TUPAC there?? Chiwetalu Agu i think?? grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: FG Signs Ceasefire With Boko Haram by executinal(m): 8:54pm On Jul 08, 2013
Joe boy, never give them full freedom yet. Until after Ramadan


Religion / Re: Pastor And Choir Mistress Caught Kissing After Night Vigil by executinal(m): 2:14pm On Jul 08, 2013
Body na fire wood?? grin grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Pete Edochie Back On Screen With 'The Four Sisters' by executinal(m): 6:35pm On Jul 05, 2013
Yeah, thats my Man. Respects cool cool`
Jokes Etc / Re: Biblical Toasting by executinal(m): 2:22pm On Jul 05, 2013
More as in Oliver twist grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast - CHAN Qualifier (4 - 1) On 6th July 2013 by executinal(m): 2:18pm On Jul 05, 2013
Thank you Keshi for bring out this home based players. Before i hardly know any name in the local league. Once i see their name come up, i do not ask if he is good or not. cool cool

Thump up Keshi, carry on with your good job.

Wishing you and your boys the best.
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Dethrones Obong Of Calabar by executinal(m): 10:32am On Jul 05, 2013
Etubom Ekpo Okon Abasi Otu
See Name grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: An Israeli-made Aerostar Drone Of The Nigerian Air Force. Ready 2 deploy picture by executinal(m): 10:06pm On Jul 03, 2013
GEJ ride on till 2019



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Nairaland / General / Re: This Man Got Knocked-down By A Moving Train In Lagos (PHOTO) by executinal(m): 9:58pm On Jul 03, 2013
Why is Nigeria government not safety cautious at all?? Train tracks just lay down anyhow they like

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