₦airaland Forum

SenatorM:
What seems interesting in some comments on Nairaland is that it justifies my believe and Support for Biafra.

I reject being One Nigeria because its just a deception Nigeria can never be One.

Those fools still believing in One Nigeria will bow their heads in shame if they see that Tribalistic Useless Nigeria

Then by all means pack your shiit and leave Nigeria.

And don't you ever dare write Nigerian in any forms in your bank or school.

And when your criminal cousins try to rob you, you've no right to call Nigerian cops.

Plankton2017:
Good day fellow NL,

Please judge this case. Last week thursday my sister inlaw visited me and my wife from NYSC camp. I was shocked when I welcomed her because it was no ordinary visit. she came with a full ghana must go. We greeted and I got to know that she escaped from camp due to the tough tasks on camp. My wife never told me her sister was coming to stay. We have lived amicably till yesterday.

My lil cuzin that stays and helps us with chores was mandated by her to cook 2 big pots of water for her to bath. I scolded my cousin and told her why didnt she use the electric kettle so as to save gas which we just replaced with 6k. I now gave her a warning that whatever my inlaw wants that she should ask me 1st. I even got to know that my wife lied to me that her parents knew she left camp. My wife heard our conversation and started antagonizing me that why did I tell my cuz to always ask me b4 she obeys her sister. she was shouting at the top of her voice even my inlaw could hear. This angered me and I shouted back and told her to leave my room. she continued shouting and even slept in the sitting room as I slept alone.

This afternoon while working on my computer for hours I came out of the room only to find out my sister in law has packed her things back to her NYSC camp without telling me but my wife knows....I am slatted to officially do my white wedding next saturday. I just feel down because we quarell too much and my wife talks in a domineering way. I have warned her about it and I do not want to turn a woman beater. Any quarell we have she tells her parents and siblings which make them never free with me and act cold towards me. Damn it! pls advice me

Two words: Leave her.

She already has no respect for you, and a husband is not a man without respect.

Dump her fukking ass and get someone else.

And be quick about it.

Please dear god hope they stole all the hats.

If only these idiots knew that these Guccis and Versaces are mass-produced in some chinese sweatshops on contract by the designers, and have a label slapped onto them just to sucker idiots into wasting money and posing for cheap, 15 minutes internet fame (or infamy, depending on where your sensibilities stand).

But i dont blame them.

I blame their slavish followers who enable this nonsense.

Church, Inc.

Tilda30:
Jesus trekked while he lived on earth.

Nope.

He rode a donkey.

There were no cars back then.

This is Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block (AS).

It's for adults, same as South Park and Family Guy are.

Any parent who allows their kids to watch AS have themselves to blame.

rifasenate11:
hahahaha.... afonjas and cowardry

But Kanu refused to come to Kaduna naw.

Is there worse cowardice?

No wonder igboes are yellow.

Ehiscotch:
Seun, we demand to know where Nairaland Data centre is. Is it in Sango ota?

Nairaland runs on a single 500Gb Western Digital hard disk Seun bought second hand.

That's the reason behind all the crashes, Error 502s, plain design, and the restrictions of 4mb for pictures and 250Kb for other filetypes.

Shame he needs an army of mods to manage one measly hard disk.

EDIT:

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Nairaland "data center".

Your Nairaland second life runs on this beige monstrosity at a blistering 166Mhz. Your relationships, indiscretions, heresy, bigotry, hubris, petty grievances....everything. It's all here.

fowosh:
calm down baba lemme give u ur brunch,
common sense is not common even to d common man, euthanasia is wat should b done to people like u so as to reduce ur race in d earthly

Hmm....

gibberish....

the first sign of madness.

pls go see a doctor.

These is?

Or these are?

Ignorant fukk.

eleojo23:
This Sambo was a quiet VP sha

During the last administration, there were times I even forgot he was the VP and then I will remember and say "Oh, Namadi sambo is even our VP" then I will forget him again for another long period.

That's because he was as useful as a third eye.

fowosh:
I was thinking u are mentally stable initially, but got to understand dat u re one of the sick fellows DAT are still waiting to b roaming up and down....hope u agree with me DAT many are mad, only few are roaming? I can't remember talking to u. still wondering why u re d sperm DAT won, .....lemme stop here and reserve d rest for ur next quote.....if u don't quote me again...den u re mad!

Feel better?

Have you vented all the rage in you?

You know mad people don't know they're mad, right?

You really need to see a doc.

fowosh:
nawa for u oooo..it was a mistake, I even tried correcting it, d network was just misbehaving, so I decided to leave it....the comment wasn't for d topic

Still, go see a doc.

fowosh:
Nigeria is not gud..Nigeria is not gud.....if one faces death face to face...fear WL grip u...its not easy to die.. ..I duff my cap for those who commit suicide

Better go see a doc.

He's top heavy.

His legs are too skinny for his upper body.

Another online idiot.

Stupid nigerian medicos.

Everything causes cancer in nigeria.

And yet cancer is not even a disease caused by germs.

TunezTV:
According to ace video director, Adasa Cookey, Nigeria's foreign export, Wizkid has raked in 72 million naira from the streaming of his hit videos, Come Closer and My love.

The figures comes from popular music streaming platform, Spotify where the videos have been watched over 55 million times combined.

Starboy Wizkid has been knocking off milestones ever since 2017 kicked off and with his new album, 'Sounds from the other side' making waves both home and abroad, the sky will be just his starting point.


http://tunezmedia..com.ng/2017/07/wizkid-rakes-in-n72-million-from.html?m=1

Spotify pays $0.004891 per stream, so he earned close to N100m.

That's assuming he actually got 55m streams.

She looks wasted.

taylor88:
the high rate of konji in this country is mind blowing



the day my dad threatened my mum of getting a second wife i laughed very hard


I seduced the woman and fuvcked her, took her pants to my dad as evidence. no more i go marry


u need to see d joy in my mums face, for 1 month mum was giving me food with 5pieces of meat

this is what worked for me

Bullshit.

Isaacpyo04:
This is unnecessary, ignoring him will have been the best option.

Heck no i won't ignore him.

You can bet anything it's gonna hurt him.

He likes ISIS, they deserve any brutal thing you can imagine.

Buhari can lie. He lies like a fish.

Is it that same fish that can ride a bicycle?

What a fat angry slob.

Hardwork surely pays.

Those hardworking church members pay him.

Why is his face fatter at the bottom?

ELKHALIFAISIS:
Buhari will die a very horrible lonely dead walihi

Your mother, sister and daughter will be raped and you'll be forced to watch. Your father will be bludgeoned while you will be slowly tortured to death.

timijoseph01:
Oh what a nice gesture.. but coming from someone who thinks davido "hasn't conquered the African market yet".
Can only wonder which part the of Africa you are lived in the past few years..
I think you need it more.. You can have it all

Fukk off.

Big deal.

There isn't that much commercial activity or vehicles in the East anyway.

Davido is fighting in London, wizkid is fighting in Lagos.

So who's local now?

timijoseph01:
Davido hasnt conquered the African market yet...?? You joiking right..
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And Yes,, in the international market,, you are nothing if you havnt conquered the US..
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Just as any artist is nothing in Africa if you havnt conquered the Nigeria music market,, also nothing in Nigeria if you havnt conquered Lagos..!!!

"And Yes,, in the international market,, you are nothing if you havnt conquered the US.."

This is so tragic.

You have my pity.

timijoseph01:
Changing/leaving Afro-pop to suit the Americans style is diff from Extending your reach/influence and promoting Afro_pop in the American music market

Nope.

He hasn't conquered the African market yet.

This is just one more example of our artists' mentality that you're nothing without some form of US presence.

They see the Drakes and the Adeles and they feel the need to be in the same league. That's why they all run to the foreign music labels and look for featurings even with expired artists.

You hardly hear of scandinavian, asian, or senegalese artists rushing to the US to have Drake murmur a line or two in their songs.

Nigeria is obsessed with the white man's validation.