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4dor:
ROTFLMAO. You see why I say you're sick?

I like lesbos.

I guess im sick.

4dor:
Lmao. You are one sick fellow.

Some girls fucckd a food item and I'm the sick one?!

In this recession?

You know how much a cucumber costs?

They can get at least 5 diccks for the cost of that cucumber.

Heck they can have mine for free.

Double heck I'd even PAY them for a romp.

fernandoc:
I will never accept cucumber from a lady. Ever again.

The cucumber was kinda too big for her...

If she was so bent on fukcking veggies why didn't she use something smaller...

....say a carrot, perhaps.

Shymm3xx:
I hear that.

However, no matter how you do it, it's going to look like those snapchat filters/effects - and not as real as what's in that video.

Even with that quality of that video, it will be difficult to pull it off.

Exceedingly difficult, particularly with getting the color and lighting just right. And since the payoff here is rather jejune, no one would put that much effort.

solasoulmusic:
You tried ....

I embrace and appreciate all types of people but hate being bundled up as one of them it's annoying

To be perfectly honest...in a very weird way...i like lesbos. Or rather, the idea fascinates me. I mean, i can't wrap my head around gays, how a man finds another man attractive. Heck i even wonder how women find men attractive.

But i can understand a woman finding another woman attractive cos the female physique is wired to be inherently attractive. And women are physical and emotional creatures.

Zedoo:
Abeg you need create thread for that gist abeg...i no wan sleep too....

Hee hee...soon bro. Get some tylenol tho....and lots of Vaseline.

solasoulmusic:
Honestly it just makes me cringe thinking that some have no food to eat and will manage cucumber but these ones are using it for pleasure

I am a Racist in that context then lmao but a loyal fan of only 1 hitchcock

until now had no idea how they get off ...let's just say my mind is on overload

Dated a lesbian once...(yeah, I'm charming enough to make her straight).

You won't believe the things she told me they get up to.

I couldn't sleep for days.

Ignatio:
Hollywood does it with a well planned shot. For an amateur shot like this nah.

If you're good with color grading and comping, you can do it. However there's a catch:

Movement.

Most comps are either chroma keys (green screen) to plate, or a CGI insertion that's animated.

For this video, if she insists that's her but composited into the video via editing, then we have to ask how the editor got the motion and angles right.

If it was a still image, we could say it was maybe from an existing pic in the perfect viewing angle.

But for an FMV? Come on, Miss Cucumber!

For your image to be so seamlessly composited must mean the editor got a full motion video of you in precisely the same motion and angles.

Nairaland boasts some of the most brilliant Nigerians you know.

Youngpo413:
she may be telling the truth then, though I'm yet to watch. Lol

I'm a hobbyist 3D artist and I'm learning compositing. There's no way in heck that video was edited to comp her in. The pic was taken by a terrible phone camera and has compression artifacts, which would make comping jump out (jaggies, uneven coloring, lighting inconsistencies etc).

That video is real and unedited, only compressed automatically by the phone.

Youngpo413:
maybe it was CGI or body double, but the last time I checked, CGI was very expensive.

Free if you use blender.

babseg:
Photo editing is called photoshop

And if it's video is called CGI

CGI is a blanket term. Means computer generated images, which basically is simulation of objects via 3D virtual geometry on a 2d plane.

Video editing is still video editing. Adding things to a video is called compositing, or comp for short.

PS: i edit pics and vids, and I'm a 3D modeller.

DuBLINGreenb:
Poor cucumber

Happy cucumber, you mean

solasoulmusic:
I can never look at cucumber the same as a woman...

You're unfairly discriminating against cucumbers. Ladies use all kinds of objects as long as they're phallic:

Carrots
Candles
Roll-ons
Courgettes
Slim perfume bottles
Fingers
Pestle
Police batons
The other end of a serving spoon

Zedoo:
And what was her sin??
Lesbianism - yes
Use of cucumber - NO!

Virtually all the babes on nairaland are lesbians anyway.

90% of ladies are lesbian, have lesbian tendencies, or have fantasized about another girl.

Ignatio:
This girl is a damn big liar. Photoshop video ke. Even Hollywood never reach that level.

They've actually surpassed that level. Thomas Knoll, an employee of hollywood FX company ILM created photoshop. And they use it all the time to embellish movies and pics.

Nonetheless, she's the one in the video

Shymm3xx:
https://i.imgur.com/o2fwRjv.png That's like the ugliest pum I've ever seen.

And the biitch was struggling with a cucumber...so her ability take the D is questionable. https://i.imgur.com/AQlsoCR.png

Nasty arse dyke biitches. Why's she even lying for and when did photoshop start working effectively to manipulate videos? Or is she's trying to say movie maker? Even with that - you can't really alter people's faces that much lol.

Anyway, not all dark skinned chics have ugly pums like this chic. Her shyte just looks nasty. It looks like it stinks.

I regret watching the darn video. But hey, what can a nosey parker do? https://i.imgur.com/K9UA36q.png

Actually if you go on a frame-by-frame basis, you can 'shop a video. That's how some vfx are added to movies. After all videos are just fast changing photos.

That being said, the video is as real as rain. She just made her culpability even worse.

byteem:
YOU ARE THE DEMENTED ONE .. AM SURE YOU ARE RELATED TO ONE OF THOSE CLUELESS AGENTS THAT CARRIED OUT THE SO CALLED STING OPERATION..

FOR UR INFO..HEEDIOT BINS RAID WAS RECORDED .. THE RAID WAS WATCHED LIVE BY THE OBAMA AND HIS SERVICE CHIEFS AT THE WHITE HOUSE.. AND WAS CONFIRMED BY OBAMA HILLARY AND SEVERAL MEDIA HOUSES .. EVEN THE GUYS WHO DID THE RAID..THOSE KIND OF VIDEOS ARE NOT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.. .. THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED TOP SECRET FOULL..

INFACT ITS STANDARD THAT MILITARY MEN .. POLICE OFFICERS ...BLACK OPPS.. EVEN TRAFFIC COPS ... ALL WEAR CAMERAS ON THE UNIFORMS AND RECORD DAILY ACTIVITIES ESPECIALLY ON IMPORTANT RAIDS AND BUSTS.. THE FOOTAGE IS ANALYZED LATER.. TO DETERMINE WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN DONE BETTER.. THATS IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG OR.. MOST TIMES KEPT IN RECORDS FOR INVESTIGATIVE ANALYSIS .. TRAINING PURPOSES OR AS EVIDENCE IN COURT.. .

IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO WATCH TV UL SEE LOTS OF DOCS ON POLICE MEN WEARING CAMERAS BOTH IN THEIR CARS AND ON THEIR BODIES...THE FOOTAGE ALSO COMES IN HANDY ESPECIALLY WHEN ISSUES OF MISBEHAVIOR OR CONDUCT BECOMES IN ISSUE...OR WHEN EVENTS LIKE OHHH THEY PLANTED EVIDENCE COMES INTO PLAY..

SO DUMBO GETS UR FACTS RIIT BEFORE U BLAB ANY FURTHER RESPONSE...AND I REPEAT THOSE HEEDIOTS GOOFED.. COS NOW GUILTY OR NOT .. THE JUDGES ARE GOING TO WALK...SO WHAT WAS THE ESSENCE OF ALL THE DRAMA..AND MEDIA HYPE

Stop shouting.

The raid was not recorded. The DEVGRU assaulters were not wearing body cams.

What obama, clinton, and the others were watching was a drone feed hovering over the assaulted compound in Abbottabad.

Get your facts right before shouting, you dolt.

SamuelAnyawu:
Always believe in yourself you can become the President Of this great country someday

Why would i want something so terrible?

Best news so far today.

SamuelAnyawu:
Junk


Kindly move to the joke section

Your own ambition is actually the biggest joke.

TheFreeOne:
Another airhead on the lose. Servitude must be running in your blood like the usual zombie.

You better wake up from your slumber before your zombeism gets powered by the sun.

Ah, there it is: the usual "zombie" refrain, the only refuge of wailing scoundrels who have no more convincing argument to explain away the futility of their wailings.

Luckily I'm immune to arseholes, I'm ready to do this all day, you slime bucket.

I'm willing to bet that he'll be given a clean bill of health because this is just a diversionary tactic to whitewash the affair.

TheFreeOne:
Oh really..so he's the president? I thought he's some god of corruption.

See who's talking of insolence whilst you make Buhari seems larger than life? Smh

He's certainly larger than you and your entire family.

byteem:
JUST AS PREDICTED ...NOW THE CLAIMS HAVE STARTED.. CLAIMS AND COUNTER CLAIMS..

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN STUPPID KIDS WHO CLAIM TO BE INVESTIGATIVE OFFICERS FLAUNT A VERY GOOD CASE BY LETTING EMOTIONS AND SENTIMENTS GET IN THE WAY..STING OPERATION INDEED.. NOW WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE ..

ITS YOUR WORD AGAINST HIS..


HE SIGNED THE DOC ACKNOWLEDGED THE PLANTED/DISCOVERED MONEY UNDER DURESS SO ITS ALSO NOT ADMISSIBLE...

STUPPID DSSS. NEXT TIME BE CALM AND INVESTIGATE WELL .. NOTHING FROM THAT STUPID STING CRAP IS ADMISSIBLE...


DENY ALL HE SAID AS YOU WANT .. ITS HIS WORD AGAINST YOUR... EVEN BINLADEN'S RAID WAS RECORDED .. SO WHY DID THE DSS NOT WEAR RECORDERS TO DETIAL ALL THAT HAPPEND AND SHOW US LIVE FOOTAGE.. ALL LIES AND CRAP..


BUHARI HAS ALZIEMERS ... DUARA AND SGF ARE CONTROLLING THINGS AND DOING WHATEVER THEY LIKE.. AISHA IS JUST TRYING TO REACH OUT FOR HELP...

Normally people always avoid any post written in all caps.

It's a sign of dementia.

PS: where did you read that the bin ladin raid was recorded? Or did you just pull that one out of yer arse too.

Sensie:
My crush!

Typical nairaland babe.

Every single yeyebrity who has some small money and fame is your "crush".

TheFreeOne:
So who's pmb, is he god of thunder that cannot be confronted

All these kids sef.

He's the president of the federal republic of nigeria.

The CJN is not as insolent as you imply.

So who's the kid now?

#SchoolTheFool

kcnwaigbo:
why don't you wait for the to speak.BTW have you seen this?
https://www.nairaland.com/3416260/cjn-confronted-buhari-over-justice

That crap from a dubious source?

No one dares confront PMB as that fake article makes out. And how come that story comes from only one source? No other sources to corroborate it?

You really believe that the CJN, or anyone for that matter, can attack PMB like that?

Man, wise up.

OBAGADAFFI:
LOL.

You probably forgot that the Judge keeps a copy of the reference.

Let the CJN deny it reference.

Let's await the DSS AV then, and the trial proper.

oglalasioux:
I wish you lots of luck. You need them and I hope your dreams of a blissful marriage continue to manifest. The more efforts you put in to prove me wrong the more better your married life.. .and that of other nairalanders.

Wow that's awfully nice of you.