₦airaland Forum

Mckennedy:
What does that tell you? You need them more than they need you..take it or leave it.

I need them like i need rats and roaches in my house.

whywhyogun:
i m a woman, small wat?

Lols i know.

Just messing with ya.

whywhyogun:
fvck you and get out of my sight

if you have no curiosity and interest, why do you click my thread and browse ? hypocrite , go to hell

Calm down..

It's not his fault you're cursed with a small ahem....

If only we can chop off that ugly head and replace it with one of the b00bs.

Mckennedy:
Yet you keep crying harder each time you heard igbos demand Biafran, isn't it foolish?

Nope. They can demand all they want....

Having it is something else.

It's just like me demanding one hundred thousand quadrillion dollars.

It's easy to dream the impossible.

sirequity:


IGP are you saying Yoruba's are known for committing crime? But they use to tag Igbos as crime committers!

Touch not Fulani anointed.

Yorubas are touts and thugs.

Igbores are crooked, crude, cruel, immoral, criminal, fraudulent, deceitful, petty, mean, evil, envious, uncouth, terroristic, bombastic, vain, cowardly, greedy, covetous, slothy, vulgar, pilferous, hedonistic, nepotic, kleptomanic, slovenly, nihilistic, barbaric, savage, heretic, materialistic, alcoholic, unpatriotic, selfish, and loud.

Tru tru dino no go school.

His petition's headline says CYBERSTALLING.

It's actually CYBERSTALKING.

Mind boggling how he can muck up something so simple in a petition to a court.

Ralphlauren:
LIES

it is impossible for a POS transaction to be untraceable.

POS machines are not issued to just any dick, tom or harry.

the banks ensure thorough due dilligence is carried out before POS machines are issued. due dilligence includes collecting the ID of the business owner(s) and visiting the actual business address of any business customer

Even easier method: the stolen funds terminate at another bank account in the end. Find the owner of that account and voila! Robbers caught...

Except the banks are the robbers.

dessz:
am I the only thinking that nairaland is not understanding the meaning of the words : slay,stunning,dazzle,epic cos its different from that of my dictionary.

They do.

But the hyperactive blogger mentality the posters suffer from predisposes them to this abuse of buzzwords.

You can also throw glam in there.

As for this overhyped, overrated babe....she's just average.

But then your typical nairalanders, the great unwashed, misconstrue light skin, real or fake, as the essence of beauty.

So also do they consider obesity as "curves".

Naughtytboy:
ass licker

Cocck sucka

kestolove95:
If I talk now..dem go ban me...so let me comment my reserve. .

I like your nose.

Don't ask why.

This bullsht story is a crock of lies conjured deep from the imaginations of the author.

1. You said you're MILLIONS of miles from Nigeria. That puts you somewhere near Mars.

2. No self respecting company switches off its CCTVs. Nor would any company allow access to its CCTVs to random staff.

3. You will not have access to download CCTV footage. Else if anyone can have access to turn on and off, download and or erase footage, what's the point of the CCTV?

4. With your poor english, you don't sound employable in nigeria, talk more of overseas.

Summary:

Crock of lies.

chiraqDemon:
Bros u sharp
U don nab am
I de even see her thumb sef

Hmm..


You just gave me an idea.

I'll give u credit when it comes into fruition.

Photoshop.

The hand is unnaturally resting on the hips.

The pixellation effect is obvious of a digital touchup.

No ambient occlusion.

Fake.

Just like those dogs.

KingOvoramwen1:




THERE IS NO CASE HERE BECAUSE A TAPE CAN BE FABRICATED BY ANY COMPUTER ENGINEER LIKE MYSELF........

INFACT VOICE ENGINERING IS ONE OF THE BASIC TENENTS OF COMPUTER ENG!!!

ALL I NEED IS A VOICE TEMPLETE FROM THE VICTIM AND A SOFTWARE I WOULD NOT MENTION HERE FOR CONSEVERTIVE REASONS!!


SO MR POLICE, BUHARI, OR MOPOL OR WATEVA..............

YOU HAVE NO CASE.!!!!!!!!!

No self respecting engineer would say "tape". The right phrase is "audio file" or "voice recording ".

You, sir, are a fraud.

opelyem:
Okay o. keep hating here in Nigeria.
Mind u, you don't need to shout "Gerrout" on me. Work on ur temperament, at least for d sake of ur wife and children.

My anger is directed only towards idiots.

madridguy:
Why are these people taking paracetamol for our headache naa? Leave us alone, there are many things you people could write about.

In MMM we trust. MMM rocks like CR7.

Poor fool.

You and your money are better parted.

softwerk:
Fake news!!! I regret wasting my MB to even comment

But you should be regretting wasting your money investing in an obvious scam.

tobtap:
NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW

I am.

Mr Law lives on the first floor.

yinkslinks:
Paid media. come january or before then, you all will be put to shame. What is the government business with what people do with their money? People die daily from accident from bad roads, medical care, security etc and government has done nothing to fix it. Shameless leaders

Classic duped MMM investor trying to console no one but himself....

divineshare:
This is exactly what kept us where we are today, too much grammar but yet we can't manufacture toothpick.

The 6 Master's and 3 PhDs doesn't include English Language.

He was taught in english.

He lives in an english-speaking society.

He's not in Azerbaijan.

He speaks and writes it everyday. Lord knows the mountains of papers he must've written over the course of his career...in english.

He's a triple PhD.

This is a pretty lame excuse...

If it was a hausa man you'd be besides yourself calling him out.

opelyem:
How can u be so negative? Do you know what it means to av PhD? Don't u think he made typographical error? Nawa for you o. As if correct English translate to intelligence

Gerrout.

You would expect someone of his caliber to be meticulous and careful...it should be second nature to him.

And if he stayed long enough in the US to acquire so many credentials..english should be muscle memory.

6 Master's and 3 PhDs and yet he spells "off" as "of".

And those DJI Phantom toys are what you call drones for the US military?

I thought with all that bragging he'd have something to do with the MQ-9 Reaper.

kingreign:
Earlier CVTs were unreliable. But recent CVTs are vastly improved. And complex, yes they are. Which modern car isn't complicated?

But my gosh, those CVT's runs fast but are strange in older generation cars.

Still don't like 'em.

kingreign:
Well, truth is, I've not really taken time to study the CVT thingy cos I don't like them. As for autos, I prefer them to CVT and I've done a lot of studies on them.

CVTs are expensive, unreliable, and vastly complicated, which i dont believe is a fair trade off for what they do. Though they're not as bad as DSGs, they still suck arse. I prefer autos with tiptronics

Mikylopez:
chineke God i also want to go to dubai for ma honeymoon .....

Marry me today. I'm off on friday.

GoroTango:
You shouldnt be laughing This is very terrible news. Over the next few weeks more of our country men and women who invested in the scheme will take a similar path as the one taken by this poor fellow. Very disturbing indeed

How is that a bad thing?

A fool and his money are better parted.

Besides this will hopefully trim the population since we breed like wild rabbits.

Lajet:
Please Nobody should kill himself. What about me that have 14.3 Million Naira in my 4 accounts I was so sad when I wanted to book to get help around 12.20 A.m today but I received a shock message I was very Sad since Morning but now I have decided to move on with my life. Let us hope that Mmm will be back by next Year January 2017. But I'm very worry because everybody will like to book for get help in January . Nobody will be willing to provide help. This may be a wrong move from Mmm they would have reduce the bonus to 15 % to 20% instead of 30%. Unless Mmm have there personal money to pay people for 2 months before they can convince members of Mmm that everything is alright without that I doubt if it will be possible unless they have another plan

You don't sound like someone who has 14m.

kingreign:
Wrong. Na traditional auto does such.

Wrong wrong.

CVTs do it. They need the power to sustain the infinite ratios.

Come on, man!

kingreign:
Small economy cars have shifted from traditional autos to CVT, I guess na now Peugeot dey enter Auto gearbox.

Yeah but CVTs eat up to 20% of the engine's power just to keep variating the gear ratio.

Deep Throat.

Yes it's p0rn.

But then most of the VHS tapes i saw back then were either p0rn, chuck norris, jackie chan, bollywood, Cosby Show, Rambo, or commando.