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bejeiodus:
The DSS acted ultra vires. They went overboard with their abominable actions.

The fight against corruption, while applaudable, must be done within the ambit of law.

The bench should consider this appalling treatment of its members an assault on its independence. All lovers of democracy and the rule of law must rise in unison and condemn this act of tyranny. Nigeria is not Stalin's Russia and the President must be told so.

By the way, the DSS should provide ocular evidence of the money found in the homes of these judges. It has become a pastime of the government and its agencies to bandy humongous figures about.

people like you who always rise up to defend corruption are more dangerous than the corrupt. any nation that breeds evil, despicable, rotten, corrupt, umpatriotic areseholes like you will never progress.

you and your kind ought to be lined up at 3am and shot.

martineverest:
are u defending him because his is ur gov?

Nope.

Just pointing out the painfully obvious.

englishmart:
then He arranged for a photographer to take the pictures and post them online.
What's the point?

In this age of phones with cameras?

It isn't even remotely possible someone saw him and took a pic?

If it was one of your yeyebrities you wouldn't make this claim.

"Cuppy takes Africa".

Africa is damn lucky.

Jethrolite:
Lol, why are you so pained? That God has changed my level? By the time I get that phone I'll definitely have forgoten about you and this thread, besides I have nothing to prove to you. A friend needs a phone and I'll like to give you the 30k so you can buy the boom J8 for me. Hater!

Hmmm. You're right.

God does wonderful things.

Cheers.

Funny how he says they don't even know his name, still asking what his name is and what his genre is.

So...they signed him up without even knowing what Afrobeat is?

Bye bye, Davido's career, not nice knowing ya.

#TurtleHead

Jethrolite:
Tecno will not think of releasing ota updates for even their recent phones instead they continue releasing more expensive and worthless phones. From this boom j8 I have my eyes squarely on Pixel XL or Note 7.

Stop lying.

From a 30k phone to a 400k phone?

You can't afford the Note 7.

Else you wouldn't ever be caught dead with a Tecno.

falcon01:
oh my gosh anni looks like some kinda na'avi

Her eyes are too wide apart

funnynation:
With all the money he still ugly.. Una sabi ooo. Wetin be my own share?




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You know your jokes aren't remotely funny, right?

If this is the kind of material you come up with, i wonder how anyone would hire you.

All the materialistic biittches of nairaland are out in full force whining "god send me mine"

Lazy, parasitic, blood sucking, vampiric, useless, soft-brained, talkative leeches.

May your future husband turn out to be a piss-poor drunken wife beater instead.

#GoMakeYourOwnMoney

If this woman wasn't dumb, she'd know Apple calls that color Rose Gold and not pink.

True Apple fans know.

AntiWailer:
Good move.

We really need protection. That is how Toyota will recall cars and never talk about cars in Africa.

Most of the cars in Africa are used...or stolen.

dipoolowoo:
By Adeniyi Ogunfowoke

Apple, famed for sophisticated phones, is at it again with the launch of the new iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 plus which are the mobile phones of the moment. As expected, it was launched by Apple with so much pomp and pageantry

What pomp and pageantry? This launch is as low key and muted as ever. The iPhone 6 was the one launched with great fanfare.

dipoolowoo:
No radical design changes

If you use the iPhone 6 series, you probably do not need to worry about upgrading to the new iPhones. Why? Because there are no huge differences in design. The only noticeable changes are that iPhone 7 and 7 plus have bottom stereo speakers and 2 back cameras (iPhone 7 plus). Beyond this, there are no major design changes.

Not a bad thing. External design changes are not as important as the insides. And boy are the insides fully changed! Memory upgrade, storage upgrade, SoC upgrade, camera upgrade....the iphone 7 is currently the fastest phone in the market, faster even than the exploding Note 7!.

dipoolowoo:
No Headphone jack

Apple has gotten rid of the headphone jack. Now, you can only use wireless earphones with iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus. Hence, you may be unable to use the earphones for other mobile devices.

A 106 year old analog technology rendered obsolete is good riddance. Anytime apple kills off a port, we get better ones. And audio has long been going wireless before even the launch of the iphone 7. Motorola even beat apple to it.

Also, apple includes lightning earpods and an adapter accessory.

dipoolowoo:
Nothing special about water and dust resistant

Thankfully, iPhone is finally water resistant. It may not catch the fancy of Apple fans because water and dust resistant is already a key feature in the Samsung Galaxy S7 for over several models.

Water and dust resistance is one of the key selling points of samsung and sony flagships. There's no way in hell would anyone say resistance to water and dust isn't special.

dipoolowoo:
It can easily shatter

The iPhone glass screen is very fragile which means it can easily shatter when it drops. Meanwhile, other mobile phones are shatter proof even if iPhones are virus and hack proof.

Iphone pioneered reinforced glass and put Corning (makers of gorilla glass) on the map. All phone screens shatter, so your claim is relative outside of a comparative drop test.

dipoolowoo:
Cost

The new iPhones cost $649 (approximately N270,000). And considering the economic recession, buying these phones may not be on your priority list.

This is less than the explodey Note 7 which retails for as high as $900. Apple has always sold its devices at fixed price points based on chosen configurations.

Affordability is also relative: just because you can't afford it doesn't make it universally expensive.

Premium devices are not cheap.

What's "Hiroshima war"?

Lil bastard is all growed up

Happy birthday, illegitimate motherfukker.

EdoBoy90:
ATTENTION!!!Please whoever knows Okezie Deborah,who served in Cross River State should pls inform her that her discharge certificate had been picked up somewhere.She should contact this number to get it - 08063638466.... Pls share until this info gets to her or someone who knows her..... help a friend!!

I know a deborah okezie at Jos Disco. Will contact her.

KahlDrogo:
"And if you insist on being their defender-in-
chief when were you appointed?"

And who appointed FFK spokesman for the Soutth or Igbos?? Aproko jatijati.


I can imagine my friend Ivory2009 biting his fingers wondering how to respond to this.

Ever since FFK tasted that bleached south yeast punni...he's lost his damned mind.

obailala:
Jesus Christ!!

Reading through the entire conversation, I'm sure Reno would be extremely shocked and may even lose sleep tonight over the sort of psychopathic being FFK has degenerated to. How does a person like FFK even sleep at night?

Sometimes one begins to just wonder how a person like FFK with all his fine education and exposure degenerated to the sort of psychopathic, hate-filled being he is today; he's obviously sipping from the same polluted chalice as Nnamdi Kanu and his worshippers. Apparently FFK wants to stoke ethnic disaffection in Nigeria based on a simple opinion of a young American Mark Zuckerberg; probably when he asks Nigerians to "think and think," he's soliciting Nigerians to increase ethnic suspicion and hatred cos even Mr Zuckerberg is now conniving with the Hausas to marginalise and undermine southern Nigeria?

I just can't help but wonder how a person with the putrid soul of FFK rose to the levels he attained in life. Lawd hav merci!

Who made FFK relevant?

Obasanjo and GEJ

Two of the most useless buffoons nigeria ever was cursed with as presidents.

At least you've rescued Ekiti people with a few tubers of yams, some kpomo, and a live chicken.

SmartChoices:
nOPE you are not....... Traumatic healing is you usually recommended for sexually abused kids..... justsayingyoumaytryitOUT!

You're not just an idiot, you're also an arsehole.

lielbree:
I'm so sorry to hear this. It's the worst thing in the world to lose a child

Yeah.

I lost 2.

And I'm just 36

SmartChoices:
Were you raised by one?

Nope. That's where I'm luckier than you.

Wow christians are idiots.

SmartChoices:
And? Is it those irresponsible soldiers that wants to teach children? Not a good idea!
Leave development and humanitarian assistance work for the specialists and comb sambisa forest thoroughly!

You sound like an idiot.

safarigirl:
She went from dark brown to a lighter shade of brown. That's not bleaching, that's what happens to your skin when you're constantly in an Air Conditioned area and you spend holidays abroad.


Nigerians need to start knowing the difference, how come nobody says a word when people get darker?

And this Freeze is an idiot, a spineless man that couldn't stand up to a female bully, but keeps disturbing social media with his inane opinions. All mouth and no action

Air conditioning does not change melanin.

thesicilian:
What's "tips"? Nairaland and word censorship. As if this is not an adult forum. smh.

Search me o.

People post violent and graphic pictures all the time, yet the childish owner and his useless band of insipid mods would not allow us to express ourselves.

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Tolexander:
Lovely picture anyway. Not everyone has the opportunity to be with one's granny like this.

Abeg little girl, don't go to Play Store to download Nairaland app on Mr President's tab o.
Make DSS no invade here o, cos the names they call Mr Buhari here na die o.

That's clearly an iPad with the Apple Appstore. What would Google Playstore be doing on an iOS device?

codemaster2much:
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No. Only if the slunk gunges in the intermediary gearbox compost gyration, otherwise biafra can unpeel the genetic onion of the alacrity in the opinion.


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Buhari: wallahi i didn't see your ogogoro

Jonah: ah ah! I forgot it in this very office. Mama piss forgot to pack it with our load. That's why i came.