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That there woman is a witch.

I know because i read Harry Potter

This is precisely why he persisted in being obnoxious.

Those vacuous fools are playing right into his endgame.

1. The first pic shows him sitting holding 3 bags and a couple of 500 notes. No receipt to prove he paid. Also, he said he dropped almost a millie to pick up ONE bag. Dunno why the arse kissing OP made that 3 bags.

2. The second pic is photoshopped. Look closely at the outline of his body and see the smudges. Also, his left hand spills onto that frame. The gap in his left hand also tells a tale.

3. Third pic is also Photoshop. Notice the lack of shadows and reflection at his feet. He seems to be floating on air. Also trace hia outline...then look closely at the light bulb blooming into his hat like its transparent.

Just "zoom in and enhance" to catch my drift.

This gay motherfuccker is a fake body hustler cropping himself into photos to fool lost souls.

#busted.

i dont see the humor in this.

maybe he even means six-pack beer?

Eledan:
You must be one of those that doubted it when SR broke Audu's death.

'Selective cognizance' is a real disease, but it mostly afflicts only fools.

sirTesco:
I understand ur problem.
Its not ur fault

But do you understand yours?

Ferdinandu:
No it is not greed someone is claiming what is rightly his. From all the people jostling for that mandate Faleke is only person that his claim is close to what is constitutional. The only other way is annul the election and conduct fresh primary and general election. I will feel disenfranchised if I voted for Audu and sb is allocating my vote to Bello. With Audu not on the ticket my second choice may even be Wada not Bello, but I voting for Audu means I am equally voting for Faleke.

In ideal environments, people identify with, and vote, parties. Because parties usually have manifestos and ideologies. For instance in the US, whose system we largely aped, democrats always vote democrats, as republicans vote GOP (even though now Left and Right or lib-dems and conservatives are the preferred terms)

In the case of Faleke, the APC wants him only to deputize, not as as the flag bearer. Like i said earlier, the APC doesnt want PDP to pull a "taraba" on them.

In any case, i dont have a horse in this race, so i could care less who eventually carries the baton.

sirTesco:
If sum1 says to u;I don't want to be part of u anymore. Is it A crime?
U guys shud let Biafra be

Ok.

We've let Viagra be. All igboes should pack up and head back to Viagra.

Now, can viagra please let us be too?

jamace:
Sorry, I don't exchange insults with viagra ingesting riff raffs.

hey, dont insult igbo Federal Republic of VIAGRA or we IPODS will deal with you. Check out our flag.

sirTesco:
Below is the National flag and coat of arms of the Federal Republic of BIAFRA.

Below is the actual national flag of the Federal Republic of VIAGRA

jamace:
What's this one saying?

I'm saying you're an arsehole

Ephemmm:
No Governor contests an election without a valid Deputy: it would be an injustice if APC deny Faleke his entitlement.

Faleke is the one denying himself.

APC is being cautious in giving the mandate to faleke due to the the Taraba judgment. However he was offered the DG slot under bello but his greed is blinding him.

It's only in Nigeria candidates defy their party's wishes.

How does one even buys 'gift' for oneself?

I thought one just...buys.

codenameSTYNO:
I am not qualified enough to speak on the matter but I will still voice my opinion.
In my opinion cholesterol is produced by the body yes, it is essential to the body yes but too much of everything is bad they say, There is what they call low and high density Lipo protein cholesterol one is responsible for sending cholesterol to where needed while the other is responsible for collecting excess and aiding in shipping it out of the body, when the cholesterol in the blood vessels becomes excess it reduces blood flow, increase workrate of the heart without increasing its output, it increases resting heart rate and all this increases blood pressure leading to more severe cardiovascular issues. So why cholesterol will not will not necessarily cause diabetes it will kill a person faster than diabetes

You need to read up on the latest findings. Cholesterol and other fatty acids are not wholly bad for you, just as the scare tactics about carbs for diabetics is not totally true.

Read up!

Bevista:
Even as a sympathizer to the APC cause, I would like to see PDP win Bayelsa state - why?
(1) Sylva didn't do too well in his first term so I doubt what he is coming to offer this time around. Dickson himself is a failure, I know.
(2) As much as I disliked Jonathan's government, I think it will be really embarrassing for him to loose his state.
(3) PDP needs to still hold a number states to have the capacity to offer opposition to the APC, atleast until another party emerges. The last thing Nigeria needs right now is another behemoth of a party, which usually leads to arrogance and complacency.

Arrogance and complacency didn't stop pdp from being booted out.

Also, why is it an issue whether gej loses bayelsa or not?

Sijo01:
This is the only thing he's good at. Travelling and Snapping pictures

But the citizens of the other leaders at this gatherings don't whine, because they're educated enough to know a head of state is supposed to attend such functions.

Or are the other leaders present also fools?

tinobrace:
I want to learn how to start writing long bulshits like this.

Need a bulshit tutor

This morning, you're the best person on the internet.

One like.

According to the most recent medical research cholesterol is actually good for you.

The scare is over. Eat as much cholesterol as you want.

Our medical people are always behind.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/cholesterol-u-turn-as-research-shows-fatty-foods-might-not-be-bad-for-us-after-all-10277837.html

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According to the most recent medical research cholesterol is actually good for you.

The scare is over. Eat as much cholesterol as you want.

Our medical people are always behind.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/cholesterol-u-turn-as-research-shows-fatty-foods-might-not-be-bad-for-us-after-all-10277837.html

SweetSoup:
I agree with your point, i just hope they do a thorough investigation so that this criminals will be nailed in court.

Amen.

SweetSoup:
FG should just arraign this people in court already if they have enough evidence to arraign them with. If they dont have enough evidence, then they should keep their ongoing investigation private away from public until they are ready for trial in court. Am tired of reading how they stole billions on the pages of newspaper or nairaland, without any formal trial or conviction..

1. If they don't keep us updated, the pdp will continue to wail 'witch hunt'. Remember how FFK and Metuh were whipping up sentiment for dasuki and bafarawa before this revelation.

2. EFCC has to interrogate all suspects, investigate all leads, upturn every stone, just to gather enough facts and evidence before prosecution so the tainted judiciary won't dismiss the case on technicalities.

Patience!

arabianights:
you couldn't have captured these words any better...... Can this big idiot actually have the odasity to give this same response in any civilized nation?Mscheeeeeew only in Nigeria

They took advantage of the loon who was in aso rock at the time, for only GEJ can release money under such ridonkulus reasons.

meccuno:
name one islamic country where there is freedom.

All of them.

There is no muslim country without Christians practicing their faith.

omenka:
Why don't you just petition the EFCC with your facts and evidences instead of ranting online like a battered IPOD tout

He IS a battered IPOD tout!

owobokiri:
Curtailing islamic spread in igboland needs to be pursued even with violence. I am happy that islamic practice is non existent at this juncture but that is not enough reason to make any serious minded igbo feel so comfortable not to worry. ... Who wants human torsos flying all over the place after every bomb attack? Who wants to see the whole womenfolk bundled into dark dingy rooms where they will be totally unproductive for ages simply because one intoxicated arabian decreed so? That means we wont have the Iwealas, the Ezekwesilis or the Akunyilis , right? Do you know what that means?? How does 5 prayers a day modernise Biafra? What is the meaning of a man not shaking a woman? Are you nuts?? Why should a man like me stoop to urinate? Why should i leave my productive post in Biafra in order to go to medina and die while "stoning lucifer"?? I mean ; what are the benefits of shariah? Compared to the goal-getting culture i have now, why should i act like shariah improves the subsisting culture in igboland? I am not even talking from a fanatic christian perspective yet, i am just looking at the whole thing without any dogmatic attachments. I see NO improvements, no gains and no positives in your islamic preachings..., so i support the quest for some kind of spanish inquisition in Biafraland to weed that beurifull space of any islamic rodents ready to pollute and disorient an egalitarian culture... We need that ultimate fresh air to be different from you because being you is why we are where we are today...

You see, this is the irony of Biafra. You claim it's the land of freedom, but here you are spewing drivel that seeks to pass injunctions on what faith is valid to be practiced. So biafra is about repressed freedom and selective justice?

If you yourself have issue with islam, fine and good. No one is asking you to convert, or even accept it. But it's duplicitous to insist no one else has the right to practice the religion of their choice within your borders. At least Nigeria guarantees everyone freedom of religion.

No wonder your Biafran quest always fizzles and dies, with the hypocrisy of freedom you project.

Your tirade here is not helping your claims of being hated and persecuted; rather, you're the one exhibiting hatred and bigotry.

I've always said that Biafra is borne out of hate for the northerners and Muslims, and your bone-headed, ill-thought rant is proving me right.

So keep your Viagra. It's an illusion anyway, the vagaries of which very well may lead to your ultimate demise, a premise I suddenly find not so unsavory.

Igbos want Biafra....but what they actually need is Viagra.

Long live Viagra

owobokiri:
That mosque needs to be demolished... It must be razed down COMPLETELY or turned into a pigsty.. I dont care what you guys think but that is igboland. We are not muslims and we should thank our stars we are not. . What it means is that we dont have to deal with all the deblitating sharian idiocy that characterise islamic existence. Thats why our beurifull women are free, thats why we seldom shed blood and thats why there has never been any incident of suicide bombing in our land. .. To now keep quiet and allow our more humane culture get polluted with some arabic imports that add nothing in terms of modernising our cultural tools, all in the name of political correctness is not just dumb, it is a sin against our fallen heroes... That silly mosque biult at the center of the biggest market in igboland must be torn down immediately and all sundry worshippers told to go to Markurdi or something for their unproductive jumat whatever.. We have to be very cocky here and we have to be arrogantly assertive on this one..... Muslim inroads into igboland MUST BE CONFRONTED head on and very vigourously too. We have enough christian dogmas to deal with, adding another layer of supersititious existence improves nothing in terms of our march towards ultimate modernisation. I hope i made myself very clear...

And there, ladies and gentlemen, is the hate fueled mind of the igbo. This is why they want Viagra...er, biafra. Hate.