₦airaland Forum

oyb:
Dude, why are you bothering with the wailers? Most of them are slowly and surely going mad. You can see it from their mentally challenged and far out posts. Allow them to entertain us. Are you not entertained by the mad dog of ekiti?

Do you not wonder what he will do next?

These are just more of the same. Jokers who pick handles from popular culture, under delusions that they can somehow lay claim to the traits of the heroes they are famzing

I find Fayose as amusing as a melancholic clown.

blackpanda:
Thank God for PMB o. Nigeria was really in deep shite under the clueless one aka IB!

Hmm..

I was thinking what IB meant, then i checked Wikipedia:

It's actually ineffectual BABOON, not BUFFOON

SeverusSnape:
I ain't a zombie rather.

Only zombies understand the zombish dialect.

Being a zombie would be an honor to you.

Because you're less than a zombie

You're the smelly green slime that oozes out of the zombie's rotten flesh.

Thus, you're the reason people don't like zombies.

oyb:
https://softkenya.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Memorable-Speech-by-Idi-Amin2.jpg

Nuff said. Fayose, the idi Amin of our time. A complete buffoon . The movie will be something else

There you are! Still on NL!!! (It's Neoteny)

SeverusSnape:
https://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Ron-Burgundy-What-Did-You-Say-Anchorman.gif

I don't understand the zombish language.

Of course you don't!

You ain't that smart, after all.

SeverusSnape:
Fayose's conduct is commendable.

Fayose is a vibrant opposition figure.

Fayose is a role model to all youth in South West In particular and Nigeria in general.

We all love FAYOSE.

Zombies, Do you have a contrary opinion?... Say it now or forever hold your peace.

Your public conduct is equally shameful.

If anyone is willing to spare just 1% of their Sense, I'd gladly pay anything for it just to assist this perennial idiot before he hurts himself.

It's the humane thing to do for a long suffering animal.

EgunMogaji:
Someone please translate for me.

I think this dangly armed troglodyte is trying to get a message across but sadly I don't read gibberish.

I'll help, cos i speak idiot.

What he's saying is, that he couldn't sleep last night on account of drooling all over his pillow and his already lame brain isn't functioning very well this morning.

So don't worry, his incoherent mutterings are completely off topic.

Anytime you need help understanding idiots, just give me a shout out.

EgunMogaji:
For less than this, a governor in North America or Europe would have resigned or risk a career ending recall.

Ekiti people, what the frap are thy waiting for?

They swore fealty to him when he had them queue up like IDPs for a handful of rice and 200 naira.

thelegend1:
This takeover has political undertones... There are other billionaires with non performing loans in this same naija

To all you wailing halfwits everything has a political undertone.

Heck if the rapture begins right now you'd say it's political.

ozy4christ:
Do your president has a smiling face b4?#justasking

If you're gonna make idiotic comments, at least don't appear to be an idiot.

Your english is something else

onoerime:
Government should revoke their licensees and hand it over to legible hands

Legible hands?!

joesmarty:
Wow, so you didn't cum, you dey last oo

Hoppit

uniklinkum:
To even think that anyone believes the lies of fayose shows the level of intellectual depreciation in Nigeria.

Blame those poor hapless saps who voted the thug in for the sake of 80 grams of rice and 200 naira handouts.

While those wretched, hungry, derelict souls are pictured queuing up for a handful of grains and chicken change, the thug is pictured dishing out an unhealthy serving of ponmo, gutting fish, or merrily stuffing his garrulous mouth in some fancy fast food joint.

So, he grows fat and dangerously lethargic, while the clueless denizens of Ekiti emaciate like AIDS victims.

And the state infrastructure?

oh, my.

Even IDP camps have better amenities.

Picture 1: Ekiti food line

Picture 2: IDP Camp food

Picture 3: Ekiti food kitchen

Picture 4: IDP Camp food line

Hell hath finally frozen over

Francis95:
Am not a boy dear...

Nope, you're not a boy. You're a kid.

And you keep saying "dope" but the only dope i see is you.

And with that girlish bag you're humping around and only a tin of milk in your basket.. hope you and your siblings didn't shoplift o.

crazymommy:
As expected....about 3 days ago a guy on a thread said he wants to sell his 10000$ Which he said he bought at the rate of 302 but that he wants to wait till it gets to 400naira per dollar,I adviced him that he should better sell it at that moment when it was around 350 because anything can happen on Monday which is today because I believe that the market might possibly fall in between the official price and the last parallel market price and that should be around 250-290.guess what??the guy said I am deceiving myself...that he is very intelligent and he believes that the dollar price will even open higher on Monday which is today....I hope the overconfident ignorant fellow his reading this...the annoying thing about some people on nairaland is that they feel they know it ALL and they are not ready to hear the opinion of any other person especially if it is coming from a woman....smh...

Well, why would he listen to you when you've "crazy" in your name?

BodyKiss:
bang... the universe and everything in it appeared.

But that's exactly how the universe and everything in it appeared. You know, the Big Bang, that infinitesimally small yet massive energy pinpoint (although it was neither big, nor did it bang).

According to the theory of inflation (supported by the cosmic microwave background radiation), the universe and everything in it (including spacetime) began as that pinpoint of energy that rapidly expanded and is still expanding.

So yes, in billionths of seconds less than it takes to blink an eye, everything we know and see came into being.

Now, if we believe in fundamental particles, then obviously the universe and the big bang don't make sense.

If, however, we believe in string theory, then the universe was created.

But the instantaneous coming into existence and inflation are real.

viceric677:
"Hey"
"Hey"

"How r u"
" Good u"

"Good"
"What r u doing"

"nothing u"
"nothing"

"k"
"k"

Had this just last night. I'm the one in green bubble

SamuelAnyawu:
Mtscheeeeew

Mumu

Beehshorp:
All dis news of corruption no dey move me again.. For heavens sake a cup of rice na 100naira.. And rain don dey flex muscle anyhow dis one no opportunity to go hustle d money self... Buhari leave corruption alone.. No be corruption go give us food

But na corruption make rice reach 100 naira, and why you're still jobless.

jay2pee:
hmmmm.... I smell lies everywhere

Nope, it's only the smell of your armpit creeping up your nose.

Balkan:
What do you expect from the zoo court.
Mind you Buhari owns the judges.

Not surprising

32 like-minded idiots gave you likes, 3 miscreants shared your post...one million decent human beings shake their heads in empathy for your folly.

winsley:
go get a noose.

And strangle your Pa with?

Leriebloom:
MY FOURTH EXPERIENCE IN BENUE STATE

I thought that the stress was going to end in camp but I couldn't be more wrong. My real stress started when I was out of camp. I learnt two things, you might be posted to a good place but that doesn't mean you would end up serving there. The second thing I learnt was that Makurdi was dead hot. So we left camp on a Friday, we had to wait until Monday to report to our various ppa. Meanwhile the lady who had been working on my redeployment ish* kept calling to tell me it wasn't possible that I wasn't redeployed and that she was going to push further until I was redeployed. The real truth was that I had lost hope already.
Well back to the ppa stuff. I woke up early on Monday morning and went down to JED PLC where I was posted. I was told to wait for the other corpers to arrive. I waited until a male corper came to join in the waiting. After waiting for long,we concluded that it was just the both of us. We went to meet the secretary and she led us to her boss's office. He took our posting letter and then asked us to come back by 1pm. We left. I went home and was back by 1pm ,same with the other guy. So we went to the office and we were giving the acceptance letter, I was to work as their PRO,and was goin to be paid 10k without accommodation which I was okay with. I had already gone to the local govt. about to start my documentation when I saw a staff from JED who came to inform myself and the other guy that they just got a directive from their head office that they shouldn't accept any corper and that was it. My haunting for a new ppa began.

I actually wrote the directive. What i mandated was that they send me first their request for Corps members and the justification for such.

I'm in Benue, will be in Makurdi by Wednesday.

Later they'll say they're modern, advanced, and sophisticated.

WhoRUDeceiving:
Groups like MASSOB and MEND are no longer relevant, despite the fact they brought attention/awareness to the struggle of the Brotherhood of the East/Midwest.

Unfortunately for them, newer groups with renewed efforts and strategies are on the move. So, no surprise of the so-called dissociation.

Who R U Deceiving?

Only yourself.

Adaure4ever:
Rubbish, is there any evidence to show that they are the culprit?

Is there any evidence to show that you've sense?

SeverusSnape:
Buhari is a certified failure. The country is now in chaos because of his parochial and stubborn attitude. No one should blame the militants, Buhari is to blame.

You still remain the most vacuous arsehole in nairaland.

So when a bunch of illiterate, barbaric, jobless, lazy, marauding savages decide to destroy their own lands, its buhari's fault, abi?

Oloshi.

Niger deltans and ipobs are the most useless set of people in africa.

And they call northerners violent.

juhan:
True. People seriously need to stop these things.

I don't know if "juhan" is your real name, but gaddamit I like it.

mekuzi09:
When does standing on the side of truth equates to sense?

Wait, what?!

Did you even think before you typed?

I wonder when the day would come when igboes would have sense.

Always on the wrong side of history.