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WebmastersRe: Oscommerce Vs Opencart Vs Magento Vs Woocommerce. Which Is Best? by Exoticstan(op): 9:00pm On Jan 25, 2015
nke001:
opencart is easy to use totally free but less features. ... Magneto is for hardcore developer but more enriched and costly
Just did a little research and discovered Magento is not suitable for me. But, I found out that I can't use a custom domain with OpenCart. Is this really true?
WebmastersOscommerce Vs Opencart Vs Magento Vs Woocommerce. Which Is Best? by Exoticstan(op): 5:01pm On Jan 25, 2015
Hello senior webmasters around. Greetings! I want to set up an online store from or with a FREE platform and I am confused on which one to use among the afore-mentioned or others.

Can anyone help out with a recommendation? Additional info like ease of use, features and pro and cons will be greatly appreciated.
WebmastersHelp! SMF Forum Breaks While Editing Template by Exoticstan(op): 12:08pm On Jan 25, 2015
I wanted to add a kind of copyright statement on my forum's footer and bang! It malfunctions giving me a ''template parse error''

Please how do I restore it from my web host? I backed up before the editing attempt.
EducationRe: 5 Reasons Why You Should Not Study Law In Nigeria by Exoticstan(m): 5:13pm On Jan 24, 2015
You may try smooching you ego or accept the OP's points. The fact remains that he is spot on. Law is a noble profession that has been really messed with. I guess over-population contributed most to it.

This doesn't mean that any particular profession is superior to the other. This is it!
PoliticsRe: . by Exoticstan(m): 3:43am On Jan 18, 2015
Symptoms of the end of an incompetent era. Watch out for the new ''break of dawn'' just like M Jackson sang.
WebmastersRe: List Of Personal Finance Bloggers In Nigeria by Exoticstan(m): 5:51pm On Jan 05, 2015
My blog www.wiseNigeria.com deals on personal finance. Check it out
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Has Nairaland Taught You Especially As It Approaches 10? by Exoticstan(op): 5:47pm On Jan 05, 2015
Lagusta:
I have learned a lot of things as a nairalander....

I learned to behave and act maturely on an online platform, since you don't know who is who...

I learned a lot about my interests and favorites I.e cars and phones...

The latest news is always at my fingertips!!!

I always boarden my knowledge when I log in!!!

I made a lot of friends too!!!

In fact, nairaland makes a lot of sense!!!

Happy birthday to nairaland in advance, we even share the month together!!!
You are one such gentleman I've met here Dr Lagusta
Nairaland GeneralWhat Has Nairaland Taught You Especially As It Approaches 10? by Exoticstan(op):
Imagine a Nigeria without Nairaland; Unthinkable. Going through Nairaland's Wikipedia page, I realised that this national online community will be ten years old in March this year.

Though I joined in 2013, I had been following since 2009, and have learned freelancing.
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(op): 2:52pm On Jan 04, 2015
Trippledots:
lol...e long o. but you are not late either. great heights were not attained by sudden flight. my own odyssey started way back '06. bu now its history to me. aiit i can see ur siggy.

all the best.
Thank you. Nice words. I still would want to know what post-graduation life looks like.
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(op): 12:16pm On Jan 04, 2015
Trippledots:
sure bro. 2011(+1)....ok. what level and dept. are you?
200L and in optometry. My journey is a long one right?

Check my signature too bro.
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(op): 11:16am On Jan 04, 2015
Trippledots:
lol...greatest uniben. alma mata of life. smiley




aros to heros!





who knows wether cyril don gradge abeghuh
seems you 've graduated bro. You are still very Welcome to unibenforum.com
BusinessRe: What Business Can I Do In School To Earn Me Money by Exoticstan(m): 10:21am On Jan 04, 2015
I admire your spirit brother, and if your are in UniBen, I would love to pull resources with people like you.

@topic. I think I like the biz centre stuff. Just a laptop/modem, and a 3-in-1 printer. With less than 100k you are set to go.

OR

If you are good at marketing, you can buy cheap clothes and shoes (just wash and package them) and resell in campus. Start small first to experiment the rates of sales and increase later.

God help you.
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(op): 10:09am On Jan 04, 2015
Redoil:
9. Where is basement
Guilty of this. Lol.
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(op): 10:08am On Jan 04, 2015
Unibenstudent:
Who are these arrow boys?
Our one and only Hall 3 brethren. I hail o.
EducationRe: 8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(op): 10:07am On Jan 04, 2015
yorex2011:
Where is hall 4 law basement?
Guy yo funny o. And the bus drivers don't help matter at all. Lol
Education8 Funny Questions Uniben Freshers Usually Ask. by Exoticstan(op):
Believe me, all old students were once new and asked a lot of funny questions on reaching campus. But, over time, the student acclimatizes and can't help but laugh at his earlier questions. Just enjoy the list.

1. WHERE IS AKIN DEKO AUDITORIUM?: This seems like a very normal question to ask but can be really funny since the fresher usually asks this question at the main gate without even having enough patience as to walk a little into the campus where he/she would locate it. Some will ask this question while standing next to the building or in front of 500LT.
2. WILL THEY CLEAR ME?
I am not the clearance officer and cannot tell you that. Come on! We asked this question especially for those who filled the correction forms. In fact, the only thing on the mind of an average fresher is to get cleared and this truly is the priority. The questions most popular under this category are 'I have 3 names on my WAEC Certificate and 2 names on the Kofa page, will they clear me?' ' The date of birth in my WAEC certificate is 199X and the one in Kofa is 199Y, will they clear me?'
3. WHEN IS MATRIC COMING UP?:
The average fresh student after being cleared is usually eager for the matriculation ceremony. He hopes and expects heaven and earth; fantasizing about how he will cruise on matric day. We all looked forward to the matriculation day per se but hey, don't be surprised if it gets postponed (laughs). That's like a culture here.
4. DO THEY RECORD ATTENDANCE?
I got drunk with laughter when a fellow fresher asked this question in my time. Not all will ask this question but believe me, I've heard it severally. Truly, lecturers do take attendance in subsequent levels and in practical sessions but in regular classes in 100 level? Almost ridiculous!
5. IS AKIN DEKO AUDITORIUM THE SAME AS THE MAIN AUDITORIUM?
Ah! I wouldn't blame the fresher on this one. The inscription usually says 'Akin Deko Main Auditorium'. Now a smart student would ask: If there's a main auditorium, where are the auxiliary ones? Again, with 'Akin Deko Auditorium' frequently interchange with 'Main Auditorium', it's easy to get confused.
6. WHAT IS EBELEBO?
I personally heard this term a lot and decided to find out what it meant. I was surprised to discover two meanings of the word. One is that it means 'almond' and the other meaning is what the new student will discover on his own. Ebelebo - the word is popular anyway.
7. IS IT TRUE THAT EKOSODIN IS A NO-GO AREA EVEN IN DAYTIME?
The new student probably hears horrible stories about Ekosodin before or immediately he resumes. He is filled with so much freight that he thinks Ekosodin is a place where people get assaulted 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and at such too scared to cross the Ekosodin gates. In fact, the mention of that names chills his spines instantly. Oh! Oh dear! Only if you knew it's a normal village inhabited by thousands of students.
8. WHAT IS 'ELIGIBILITY'?
Should I tell you? Without it you cannot be a bonafide UniBen student. It's actually called 'eligibility slip'. However, student don't usually add the 'slip' at its end and this confuses new students.

There's actually ten of these questions.

www.unibenforum.com
BusinessPayoneer Mastercard Not Yet Received, How Can I Get It? by Exoticstan(op): 8:33am On Dec 31, 2014
Good morning dear Nairalanders! This is the second time I have applied for a Payoneer card but have not received it. The first time they sent it was in June; then September, but till today I have not gotten it. What could be the problem and how can I get it delivered to me?
BusinessRe: Can I Publish My Book In China And Ship To Nigeria? by Exoticstan(m): 4:50pm On Dec 27, 2014
I had a similar question brewing in my mind. I was wondering if I could publish my book there (since it's cheaper) and ship to Nigeria where I will sell them. I guess it's possible but want to know if anyone has tried the Chinese book quality.
WebmastersRe: 5 Tips Not To Get Your Google Adsense Account Banned by Exoticstan(m): 4:08pm On Dec 26, 2014
Good day bro. I have been blogging for over a year but have not yet been approved for adsense even with over 100 original posts. I was wondering if you could help me out with a REAL Adsense account. I got one via YouTube but it doesn't show on my blog.
See my blog at www.wisenigerian.com
WebmastersWhat Will you Charge Me to Install Few SMF Mods For Me by Exoticstan(op):
I have this new forum I just installed but do not like it's look. Since I am very busy now. I need an SMF Pro who can install 3 useful SMF Mods for me.

The mods to be installed are:
1. Simple Portal
2. Then one for similar topics
3. And another for social sharing
WebmastersRe: Adsense Showing Blank: What Do I Do? by Exoticstan(op): 9:06pm On Dec 04, 2014
Thanks everyone, I get the message.
WebmastersAdsense Showing Blank: What Do I Do? by Exoticstan(op):
Fellow webmasters, I ask for your help. I got my adsense approved via Youtube sometime ago. I copied some ad codes and pasted them in the blogger dashboard of one of my blogs but it still shows blanck spaces even after over 3 weeks. What could be wrong please?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Exoticstan(m): 10:55pm On Nov 26, 2014
Are you a student, alumni, worker or admirer of Uniben, Delsu, AAU, IU or IU Okada? Are you aspiring to school in any of the abobe-mentioned institutions and in need of guidance, orientation, clues, assistance and help in any form, register with us at www.unibenforum.com.
We even offer e-tutorials on some basic subjects/courses.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Exoticstan(m): 10:52pm On Nov 26, 2014
Are you a student, alumni, worker or admire of Uniben? Are you aspiring to school in Uniben and in need of guidance, orientation, clues, assistance and help in any form, register with us at www.unibenforum.com
We even offer e-tutorials on some basic subjects/courses.
All freshers are welcome
EducationRe: Six Hardest Courses To Study In Nigeria by Exoticstan(m): 1:13pm On Nov 22, 2014
zeemahn:
Nop. Im a FUTOite. 300level smiley
I learnt about FUTO Opt not long ago; never knew it was up to 300L or more. How long is it run there and is it run as Bsc.Opt or OD?

Consider joining www.optometryscholars.com
EducationRe: Six Hardest Courses To Study In Nigeria by Exoticstan(m): 9:15am On Nov 22, 2014
zeemahn:
Yo... daz the spirit bruh cool
I guess you are a Unibenite. Can we meet?
EducationRe: Six Hardest Courses To Study In Nigeria by Exoticstan(m): 2:22pm On Nov 21, 2014
zeemahn:
Optometry is the same duration as medicine and the fact that it involves human eye.. .you know the rest
AND THE FACT THAT IM FTC IN AN FP TOPIC. shocked shocked
Now that shows how seriously you should take Optometry cool
As a student of Optometry in Uniben getting ready for 200L showdown, I couldn't agree more.
EducationRe: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Exoticstan(m): 8:10am On Nov 17, 2014
As a newly admitted Uniben student, no doubt you are waiting for clearance commencement. But before then, let me introduce you to a website you will get help, info and assistance from; which is www.unibenforum .com.
www.unibenforum .comis an online meeting place for all aspirants, students, alumni, friends and admirers of the great Uniben. So sign up there to enjoy with us today. Again, at Unibenforum.com, we do the following:
- Give you updates about Uniben clearance, admission and procedures.
- Answer all your questions concerning clearance.
- Advise you on courses and careers.
- Run FREE online tutorials in the GSTs and other courses.
- Link you to mentors in your chosen field.
- Give you the basic and advanced orientation about Uniben.
- Help you out with accommodation issues.
- Give admission seekers the secret tricks for getting any course of study in Uniben.
- Give out some FREE year one study materials and books.
- Give you a conducive internet environment to communicate jovially with students of all levels and courses as well as some campus key figures.
Clearance was hell for me in my time; I don't want you to go through that. So, connect with old students who want to help you.
Please do not enjoy these alone, tell your friends about Unibenforum.com
We will meet when clearance begins. Welcome to the one, the only - Unibest.

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