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BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by Exoticstan(m):
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RomanceMarried Men Of Nairaland, What Was The One Reason You Married Your Wife? by Exoticstan(op): 7:32am On Jan 22, 2019
You have probably met many girls from teenage years to adulthood but decided to call one your wife.

During the dating/courtship, what was that one thing about your then girlfriend or that she did which won your heart and made you chose her?

And ladies, has your husband ever hinted why he chose you?

Contributions needed. We need to educate young people.
AgricultureRe: Suppliers Of Food Stuff Based In The North Needed Urgently by Exoticstan(op): 11:43am On Jan 11, 2019
Bubayaro:
Hello.Chat me on whatsApp 08037047271.My Capacity will be based on demand.I can supply any items from one truck and above.
Is this phone number available for normal phone call as well? I'd love to talk on phone. Also, kindly list the products you can supply. Thank you
AgricultureSuppliers Of Food Stuff Based In The North Needed Urgently by Exoticstan(op): 7:07am On Jan 11, 2019
Are you based in Northern Nigeria?

Can you supply any of the following to us down south?

- Beans
- Yam
- Tomatoes
- Pepper
- Etc

Kindly state your location and the products house can supply. Let's do business.

Thanks.
BusinessRe: How To Get Your Upwork Account Approved Within 24hours by Exoticstan(m): 7:55pm On Nov 22, 2018
charzyh2:
Thank you.
TO CREATE APPROVED UPWORK ACCOUNT TODAY, Call or message me on WhatsApp: 07033459289
Trustworthy fellow. I hired him and another guy for two different jobs.

He delivered know exactly 2 days and the other guy is still confused, 6 days later.
BusinessRe: How to Approve an Upwork Account by Exoticstan(m): 9:32am On Nov 16, 2018
Djblinkz:
Get approved foreign up work account in less than 24 hours,, hit me up djblinkz3@gmail.com
Do you still offer this service? My colleague needs one. How do I get started with you?
BusinessRe: How to Approve an Upwork Account by Exoticstan(m): 9:30am On Nov 16, 2018
Masternostra:
Get approved upwork account (foreign or Nigerian account) him me immediately
I need one for a colleague. How do I get started with you?
TravelRe: Need Help With Dubai Tourist Visa And Cost by Exoticstan(op): 7:44am On Oct 31, 2018
khatea:
Very possible! I spent 360k for a 2weeks visa just last month, ticket and space included. Well, depends on airline(ticket fee) too cos I wouldn't v spent up to that if I used some oda airlines. Best of luck
Thanks dear. It's actually for a little vacation or your. A week at most.

Please where did you stay or recommend on such a budget? Barsha or Deira? What to expect of feeding?

Thanks for your help.
TravelRe: Need Help With Dubai Tourist Visa And Cost by Exoticstan(op): 11:49pm On Oct 15, 2018
uchman:
Note the different categories of Visas.

SERVICE/BUSINESS VISA.
50K to 70k naira

This is a 2 weeks visa for business only and you must not exceed 14 days.
If you exceeded 14 days, the company that applied for the visa will be fined heavily by the authority in charge.
I don't think anyone will agree to do this visa for you without knowing you.

1 MONTH VISIT/TOURIST VISA
100k to 150k

This is for job hunters and also for business...
If you are looking for work,
I will not advise one to come with this visa because it may expire before you will even find your feet in the country.
One expired, you must leave the country or the agent/company that applied the visa for you will be fined.

3 MONTHS VISIT/TOURIST VISA.
200k to 300k

Job seekers are advised to come with this visa,
You will have enough time to do your thing and even work with the remaining till you can convince your employer that you are good for the business.

2 YEARS WORK PERMIT/DIRECT EMPLOYMENT.

This visa is a kind of 2 years contract with your employer,
You are not allowed to leave your job without proper documentation before the 2 years expires.

Note that you are now on 2 years contract with the company and your stay in the country was made possible by your employed company.

Any fast movement will attract ban to you.

2 YEARS RESIDENT OR FREELANCE VISA.

For people that have their unregistered business in the country or business men or anybody that does not want to be working under the company that issued you this visa,
You will have to discuss with the company to provide freelance visa so you can be doing your thing without obstruction.
Its renewable after 2 years.

PARTNERSHIP.

This visa enable you to be in partnership with already existed company,
Sharing the same company registration.
You will be allowed to employ some staffs from anywhere and it will be allocated to you by the parent company.
Not a must to deal on what the parent company is dealing on.
People that deal on Nigeria food stuffs, restaurants and some Nigeria visa agents uses this type of visa.

INVESTOR'S VISA
As the name implies...
Opening company, buying houses and all...

STUDENTS VISA
They name said it all...

Now you will understand the class of visa you need.

Before coming to look for work,
You will be required to do some document authentication at MOE and MOFA and also UAE Embassy which may cost above 50k.

Transport to Abuja
and
Many more...

Do you calculation bro...
Bro, he will be staying for 6 days. Kindly drop your contact let's talk. What'sapp/phone call or email or Skype
TravelRe: Need Help With Dubai Tourist Visa And Cost by Exoticstan(op):
uchman:
Una dey devalue this Dubai too much...

350k for Visa,
Flight
and even cheap accommodation for up to 5 days

Only visa and miscellaneous must have finished the money and looking for more...
He's researched online
TravelRe: Is Life Abroad Worth The Stress And Hype? Memoirs Of A Naturalized Immigrant. by Exoticstan(m):
Berliner1:
I always tell people, come here legally and u will regret staying in Nigeria.

I will rather say God bless Germany than mentioning Nigeria.

Going on europe tour as if you are going to Ikeja.

Access to free education, plenty student job( averagely €1500=650k per month after tax), many easy way to become a german citizen,free semester ticket( you can travel a whole state 247 without paying kobo.

From nursery school to PhD education in Germany is 100% free for everyone.


Plenty free loan if u want oo....atleast u can get a credit card upto 6k euro=2.5m naira without collateral even as a student, if you are working full time here, plenty loan u can access at a very very low rate from mortgage to car of any brand.





Please where can one get this in Nigeria?

Who ever tell you to stay back in Nigeria is your village member holding u back.

Theres no comparism between heaven and hell fire.

God bless Germany.

Going on world tour in December, any europe based dude interest in co ride can holla.

Greetings from the Capital of Europe(Berlin)
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TravelNeed Help With Dubai Tourist Visa And Cost by Exoticstan(op):
I need to help a friend who wants to travel next month,
and I have intentions of touring next year too. Any Dubai based Nigerian or agent here?

I'd like to know:

1. If 350k can cover the flight ticket, Visa cheap accommodation for 5 days.

2. Any advice on how to make the best of the trip.

And if this is your kind of job or business, alert me so I can work with you.
AutosRe: Goldhorse Lubricants by Exoticstan(m): 11:40pm On Sep 01, 2018
GoldHorse:
Which time I start this company sef? huh Make I check my diary. cool
Lol. Imagine the coincidence.
TV/MoviesAny TV or Radio Personality Here? by Exoticstan(op):
Any?
WebmastersMusic Bloggers Or Webmasters Needed For Paid Music Promo by Exoticstan(op): 6:32pm On Aug 07, 2018
Kindly contact me if:

1. You have a music website
2. Big entertainment blog.

There's an artiste and song I want to promote at an agreed fee.

Contact iny signature below.

Thank you.
AdvertsRe: Upwork Account Approval, Proposal Tips & Profile Revamp Guides by Exoticstan(m): 12:09pm On Mar 28, 2018
Decent sellers. He delivered my account in exactly 3 days! His work attitude is awesome too.
Art, Graphics & VideoVideo Animator And Clips Maker Needed For Small Work by Exoticstan(op):
Ideally, the videos will be under 2 minutes and a few could reach 5 minutes. Send me a Whatsapp message via the number in my signature or call me
CareerRe: 7 Industries And Career Fields For Comfortable Living In Nigeria by Exoticstan(m): 7:16pm On Jan 29, 2018
tensazangetsu20:
Many doctors don't even live a comfortable life. My mom is a consultant paediatrician and I know what am talking about. It's hell getting housemanship now and it's even worse hell getting a place for residency. There are so many underemployed doctors earning crumbs. Forget the hype, the reality in the streets is different.
You made a whole lot os sense, bro. Can I PM you? I have a question or two to ask about what the career prospects of doctors look like in this country. Do I proceed?
CareerRe: What Advice Would You Give Undergraduates About The Labour Market? by Exoticstan(op): 6:55pm On Jan 25, 2018
Equiano:
There's no need being an undergraduate in this country, the best is to channel the time,money,energy etc required to study in Nigeria into a business of your choice. cos there are no jobs in the labour market to absorb the thousands of the graduates being churned out every year. before you disjudge me I graduated in 2011 with a good grade, I have many IT professional certifications like ODBC, CISA etc and am a chartered Accountant. I have my own private business which gives me more finance than my current job. University education is overhyped, if am given a second chance, I won't go to the university to waste four years of my life. My personal opinion and suggestion, the decision is yours.
Thanks man. This realisation made me take up the task of completing this book sothat many student will be saved. Hopefully, I will be committed enough to finish it.
CareerRe: What Advice Would You Give Undergraduates About The Labour Market? by Exoticstan(op): 6:32pm On Jan 25, 2018
bigplayerz:
Name:Officer Jogodo

Course of Study:Economics = Officer

Institution:Igbinedion University

Graduated:200?


If my name no enter your Project i go call your project supervisor to tell you to get a new topic when you are on the last chapter of the project tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin
Lol. But bro, you did not drop any advice na. Please do.
BusinessRe: What Will You Do Next IF Opportunity Gave You N10,000,000? by Exoticstan(m): 8:25am On Jan 25, 2018
Shamsedeen:
I'll shoot/produce a cinema movie from one of the movie scripts I have presently. Cinema-going culture is growing in Nigeria presently and that interprets to profit making for movie investors. The least successful movie in cinema will gross at least 40million in cinemas nationwide(only)... pre-production,production and postproduction till its get to/run in cinema will take 3months and the at the end of the 3rd/4th month you'll be smiling to the bank. Do this twice in a year then pack your bags for vacation.
Makes sense.
CareerRe: What Advice Would You Give Undergraduates About The Labour Market? by Exoticstan(op): 8:17am On Jan 25, 2018
Any more suggestions?

lalasticlala
WebmastersRe: Need An Epic Blog/website Redesign by Exoticstan(op): 5:11pm On Jan 16, 2018
hostkobo:
Hi there,

Im the designer you are looking for.

I can give your website a bespoke and professional look.

pls can you add me on whatsapp, details below:

regards
HK
See my sig. Whatsapp
WebmastersNeed An Epic Blog/website Redesign by Exoticstan(op): 3:23pm On Jan 16, 2018
My website is wordpress based. I need an expert that will give me an authoritative design which is going to be a blend of my portfolio and a blog. Contact me via my signature on phone (call or Whatsapp). Also show links - in the comment session - to your best previous jobs
RomanceRe: 15 Secrets For Having A Better 2018 by Exoticstan(op): 8:00am On Jan 01, 2018
ubunja:
by generic i meant its nothing we havent heard a thousand times before. i even wonder why he had to call them secrets.
even primary school kids know this
I know he generic stuff. But some secrets are obvious
RomanceRe: 15 Secrets For Having A Better 2018 by Exoticstan(op): 7:40am On Jan 01, 2018
ubunja:
generic
More like motivational. Lol
Romance15 Secrets For Having A Better 2018 by Exoticstan(op): 7:19am On Jan 01, 2018
No matter how tough times may be, it will still not scratch some people. I’m talking about the sophisticated rule players, masters of self, and icons of common sense.

Enough of that now. Here are some useful tips anyone can adopt to make the new year better:

1. ACHIEVING GOALS

Set plenty goals and chase them all. Write them in your phone’s notepad and read them daily. Worst case scenario, you will achieve many of them.

2. SOCIAL MEDIA

You needn’t be active on all social media platforms. If you have Instagram, dump Snapchat; if you have WhatsApp, dump IMO; if you have Facebook, dump Twitter.
Do them all and your life is a meaningless waste.

3. SPENDING MONEY

Our society is configured to make us spend money indiscriminately just to impress people who don’t give a burning weed about us.

NEVER spend to receive validation from paupers. EAGLES don’t need validation from parrots!

4. PERSONAL HAPPINESS

Work hard the smart way, and expect nothing in return. This is the only way to be happy with your hustle because you will NEVER be disappointed.

5. PLEASING WOMEN

Young man, it is not your job to finance a lady’s lifestyle. If she wants Kim Kardashian kind of life, she should do a sex tape!

6. PLEASING MEN

Don’t. You can’t. You will only become a pelvic treadmill or a PREGNANCY MACHINE!

7. PEACE OF MIND

Get some solitude daily or as frequently as you can. In this fast-paced world of ours, it’s easy to lose your mind.

8. ON READING

If you have eyes and don’t read good books, you have NO advantage over a blind man. The one who reads more is always wiser irrespective of age. Oh . . .By books, I mean NON-FICTION.

9. KEEPING FRIENDS

You are the average of the 5 people that are constantly around you. If they are IDIOTS, you are likely one; if they are legends, you are probably one.

TWO decent, well-connected, highly cerebral, positive, friends are better than a horde of lowlife sour-brain passionless Joes.

10. SELF-IMPROVEMENT

Most people don't improve themselves. They just pray, pay tithes and think God can be bribed. WRONG!

Oh. If you enter a room or join a crew and you’re the smartest person there; LEAVE immediately. You don’t belong there.

11. ON LOVE

Keep in mind that EVERYONE has an agenda. Only your parents love comprehensively so spend time with them because time is not on their side.

12. BEING HEALTHY

Drink all you want.
Smoke all you want.
Eat as much sugar as possible.
Consume CODEINE and TRAMADOL like Vitamin C.

But know that DIABETES, HYPERTENSION, ERECTILE DYSFUNTION . . . .are no longer diseases of old people. People as young as 18 and 23 are going down with them courtesy of the Jet Age.

13. COMPARISON GAME

For God’s sake don’t. No matter who you are, someone will always be richer, taller, finer, wiser and faster than you. Enjoy what you have in peace and never feel the need to upload your bank balance or newest toy just to prove to that dude that you are doing well. MATURITY! MATURITY!! MATURITY!!!

If it will do you any good, stay away from fake life and people, and that means most of this disease called Social Media.

14. TIME MANAGEMENT

A 1-minute phone discussion can last 3 hours when you decide to chat. It is not everyone’s right to get a response from you.

And however busy you may be, once there are no results, you wasted time. Period!

15. LAST BULLET

Nobody is interested in making your life better! Nobody cares! Nobody can! Not your priest, pastor or prophet! Yes. It’s the ugly truth. You are On Your Own.

So when life knocks you to the ground with a Superman Punch – with friends watching by the ringside – don’t bother expecting help, which may not come. Kip up like a Japanese Ninja, kick life in the gut, and choke-slam it to the ground, and laugh at it like Jackie Chan. It will return angry, and you will get some more beating.

This goes on until there is just a LAST MAN STANDING.
Should you win the match, family and friends will dive into the ring to celebrate with you. Don’t be an idiot. Don’t get mad that they didn’t help you.

The fight was and remains YOURS, not THEIRS!

So dear,
- Observe, don't just look.
- Understand, don't just observe.
- Hustle, don't just understand.
- Innovate, don't just hustle
- Persist, don't just innovate.
- Be reasonable, don't just persist.

All the best in all you do in 2018!!!

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