Aburi001:
Thank God Alison Madueke is no more in control. They will be wearing Ankara to deceive us.

I gots to laugh. I gotta express myself as i feel

Tell me about eti osa ward M my nigga.

If na me be fg i no go talk. If dem born am well mek him go abroad shoot.. As e dey come bac na jail str8-30yrs.

Modesky:
OMG!! He has a masters degree in strategic studies and still has no idea what strategy to use for the boko boys and nigerian economy

likkle bwoy, you talkin bout di man weh push BH far aweh. A wahyasay? Man a soldier enuh.

DeltahArmy:
Masters degree ko Creche degree ni!! Yeye people.

a why di ting come pain you so? Take am easy bro. Master a master anyweh yuh go.

tintingz:
Who wanna play chess with me.?

if you dey use blackberry LS chess app come make beat you small..

Weh the prick na



I know some girls go dey busy dey find the prick

Tapout:
i don't trust all those mallams smiling and shaking him at all

and who gives a fly f u c k about who you trust nigga?

uniqueogo:

my dear o my day was just good

good to know.. Hope u don't mind if I pm u

"No first lady has being harrasment like me and my fellow widow. Even though me and my horseband was a good couple" - Patience Jonathan

edenhazard:
who can fund my breast implant surgery can have my honey pot for free for 2 years

Which kain dutty honey pot?!!! I rather smoke my marijuana and get high.. Mary J is my lover. I am the husband, she's the wife. Every time I kiss her I get a msg from Jehovah

uniqueogo:

: D guy please no make me laugh abeg

lool. babe, it's gud to laff o. Cheer up. How was your day?

op, what if i dont want a heltmet that has been worn by a flat headed person? i dont want to have a flat head o..

Solidkay:
It is d attention she wanted and she got it,
But to what end

to the end of ibadan express way

streched marks infested yansh that's a no-no

HarkymTheOracle:

Yep

We need your service at eyimba fc. we need juju that can make us win clubs like real madrid.

DODORIMA

uniqueogo:

vaseline crew spotted come and take it if u can nah

I just check your profile, your location no be here o. what are you doing in anambra? abeg come lag jor. i no be vaseline crew o, i be water melon eaters crew member.

uniqueogo:
so? what do I gain from the information, mtchew
please whoever's interested should come and join me chop beans and bread

what of the water melon? make man chop small na.

*In Micheal Jackson's voice* "That's smooooth criminal". [beat till fade] dandan-dadadandan-dadadandan-dadadandandan.. *moonwalking over beat*

Mr sponsor, BH bomb fall on you

No worry, Kiriri kponron will soon fall on you

Afropussy + afrodick =

Ah! Banana don fall on am


if you live by axe, you will die it so

Ezigboune:
Now we know......what next




Babymamaassociation

God, see better fresh brreasst..

GOD abeg bless me with this kain breeasst for this kain cool weather na. pls God!

CROWNWEALTH019:

Fry bubh own, him don go and would never return


How on earth would an agile man like me die before that vegetable ?

Children have taken over Nairaland o.. Seun, how did we get here?

cococandy:


What is wrong with you people?

Are you so insecure you feel you have to rubbish a woman's achievement by making it seem like her intelligence and hardwork mean nothing unless it is used to service you guys?

Can you see how deplorable you are? Hateful insecure beings.

Take easy madam feminist.. i dont mean no harm, i'm just saying the fact. regardless of her 23 pages CV. we appreciate her achievements in fact she still gonna get it doggy style you get it. No offense.

that doesnt mean she wont give a nigga a good head, does it?

plegion19:
thank God they came off safely

Amen

الله اكبر

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