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The aso ebi would have been about 100k.

At most weddings, the celebrants and their family and sometimes friends, gather some money which is spent on purchasing mementoes (souvenirs) for the wedding guests.

The souvenirs usually range from plastic products (dust pans, hand fans, bowls, etc) to china ware plates and mugs, and sometimes foodstuff and even mobile phones and other devices.

However, photos of a souvenir from a recent Yoruba wedding has sent the social media world into a frenzy.



5k - 10k aso ebi in ondo = Mug cups, soup bowls, Hand fan, bucket, waste basket/bin, laundry basket, towels and so on.







https://gossip.naija.ng/1132728-nigerian-owambe-party-camp-gas-travel-bags-souvenirs.html#1132728
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

When the footage went viral on social media last year it triggered national outrage and near rioting.

Ultimately leading to the arrest of the two accused, who were remanded in custody for their own safety after getting death threats.


Mr Mlotshwa wept in court when the video was shown and his mother was so distressed she left the courtroom.

'Please don't kill me,' Mlotshwa is heard begging the two white men while being forced into the coffin


'Why shouldn't we, when you are killing our farm?'

one replied.



The two claimed that they had caught Mr Mlotshwa with stolen copper cables trespassing on private property.


They said he threatened to return at night and burn down their crops and murder their wives and children.


To scare him from carrying out his threat they said they put him in the coffin and threatened to burn him alive in the hope that he would be too frightened to return.



Supporters of various political parties cheer as farmers Willem Oosthuizen and Theo Martins are sentenced in Middelburg.

The video, recorded by the farmers, showed the helpless Victor Mlotshwa with his hands clasped in prayer, whimpering as he was forced to lie down in the casket.


Mlotshwa was seen begging for his life as his tormentors tried to close the lid on him, claiming to have found him trespassing.


The victim describing the coffin attack told the packed courtroom: 'Jackon opened the coffin and told me to get into it.

Oosthuizen told me he would shoot me if I ran away'.

The horrific video shows the pair threatening to burn their victim alive and throw a snake inside the casket




Married father of three Jackson, 30, was sentenced to 19 years, with five years suspended, meaning he will serve 14 years.









Mr Mlotshwa appeared before Judge Mphahlele and said he thought the farmers should be jailed for 15 years.


While the victim also said he was due compensation for his ordeal of R400,000 (£22,750)

Two white farmers, who forced a terrified black man they caught on their land into a coffin and threatened to throw in a snake and burn him alive, were sent to prison today for attempted murder.


Willem Oosthuizen and Theo Jackson were also sentenced for kidnapping, assault with GBH and intimidation in a trial that highlighted the deep racial divisions in South Africa.


The pair were sentenced to a combined 35 years after a court was shown a horrific two-minute long video of them threatening their victim, trapped inside a coffin, as he pleaded for his life.




In August both were convicted after Mr Mlotshwa's ordeal in the coffin was shown to the court on a big screen.





http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5023797/Black-man-forced-coffin-South-African-farmers.html

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-safrica-race/south-african-farmers-jailed-for-forcing-black-man-into-coffin-idUSKBN1CW16U?ref=hvper.com
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Largest Vagina.


Anna Swan decided to own this fact.

The Scottish woman who lived between 1846 and 1888 is famous for having the world’s largest vagina, measuring 19 inches.

The longest single orgasm attained by a woman is 43 seconds long, but women with Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder (PGAD) are known to have rolling orgasms resulting in as much as 100 orgasms daily.

Longest Masturbation.



Masanobu Sato from Japan holds the record for longest masturbation after engaging in the activity for 9 hours and 58 minutes.

Clara Meadmore was the world's oldest virgin.

In 2008, at just 105 years old, she told the DailyMail that she was too busy for a relationship, and felt that physical intimacy would be a "hassle."

Meadmore died in July 2011, a few months before her 108th birthday.

Most Semen Swallowed



That’s essentially what Los Angeles’ Michelle Monaghan did when she set the unofficial record for Most Semen Swallowed, she had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach.

Largest Enhanced Boobs



Meet Maxi Mounds, Mounds holds the Guinness Book of Records for largest US size bra, coming in at 42M.

Largest Natural Boobs




Natural big boobs are not all that common, but if you have them you might as well use them.

Annie Hawkins-Turner isn’t afraid to let everyone know about and see her world record natural breasts.

Using stage name “Norma Stitz”, she proudly bares it all to those willing to pay to see.


Her breasts come in at a whopping size of 102ZZZ, easily the largest breasts in the world.

Most Sex in 24 Hours.


Lisa Sparks had sex with 919 dudes in less than 24 hours.

Figure out the math, it comes out to 94 seconds a dude.

This was of course at the 2004 World Group Intimacy Championship.

She didn’t just break the record; she slammed the previous record of banging 757 dudes set in 2003.

Oldest Adult Actor.



Shigeo Tokuda was a travel agent in Japan.

He retired and at the age of 60, decided that instead of sitting on the porch yelling at the neighborhood kids he would start his adult film career.

Tokuda is now over 80 years of age and has starred in over 350 adult movies.

Largest Penis Collection.



There is an Icelandic Phallological Museum in Reykjavik, Iceland where you can see on display the world’s largest penis collection.


There are over 300 joysticks on display.

There is even a human penis.

This is the record for known collections of joysticks.

Apparently in 1300 B.C., some Egyptian pharaoh ordered all joysticks to be amputated after he won a battle against Libya.

There were 13,000 collected.

World’s Biggest Orgy




Japan set the record by having 500 people have sex in the same place,at the same time.

Coordinating this gave Japan the all-time record for World’s Largest Orgy.

That’s the juicy part, the boring details are that there was a warehouse, a camera crew and that the 250 couples only had sex with the one they brought.

Worse yet? It was choreographed.

Largest Penis



Jonah Falcon is an American actor with a penis 9.5 inches in size when flaccid and 13.5 inches erect.


This gives him the largest penis on record.

It’s so large he once got stopped by security at an airport due to his bulge.

He has refused adult films, rather focusing on a legitimate career in acting.

Most Bras Removed In One Minute






Chris Nicholson does not have this problem.

He is a magician that holds the record of removing 20 bras in just a minute.

Longest Ejaculation





Meet Horst Schultz, he can shoot his orgasm a long ways.


Schultz holds the record for furthest ejaculation at 18 feet, 9 inches.


Human males ejaculate at 27mph.

So when orgasm occurs, roughly 1.5Gb of data is ‘ejaculated’ in about 3 seconds.

If you were trying to guess this record you would probably think 30, 40 or maybe even 50, right?


Definitely not a 100 people would surely die if they were capable of such pleasure.


At the Center for Sexual Studies in California, a team of doctors monitored a woman who had 134 orgasms in an hour, yes that’s over two every minute.


For men, the record is only 16.


It’s too bad men and women couldn’t meet in the middleon this one.


The longest official orgasm lasted for 45 seconds.


This record-setting orgasm (set in 1966) had 25 contractions.

Sex is awesome and weird and sometimes even competitive.

There areeven records kept, keeping track of size, duration and numbers related to sexual acts and the products of sex (children).


This list looks at the weirdest sex records of all time.







http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/the-biggest/the-15-weirdest-sex-records-in-the-world/
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Queenlovely:
Estimate has it that if Nairaland was a country it would be the 3rd most populated state in Nigeria. We would have the most thriving democracy.
Seun would be president
Sarki minister of propaganda and misinformation
Explorer minister of tourism and education.
Mynd44 inspector general of police
Queenlovely and Pocahontas ministry of women affair.
It would be the most vibrant democracy.
Those people who cant read long text will complain about Seun government.
People who don't comment are the ordinary masses
people who make front page are the super rich
people who fight for ftc are people fighting for the crumbs

Add yours

Lol...

Bibi294:
As a typical African mum, he must not come down or destroy the TV as both will land him in UCH or LUTH

Lol

onward4life:
i will use am mop floor!

Lol...
Lalasticlala, Mynd44

Blackhawk01:


Typical Naija Fathers

Lol

hahn:
What if the stool meets the tv instead?

Lol..

I will throw stool at him.

Funjosh:
I dey Ondo now going to Akure.

From Lag?

mach7:
That is the RS-24 Yars bro. Sarmat is Silo based and not on mobile launchers.

They both look alike and can be transported.

So sad, gbese.

Thank God he didnt kill anyone

The Sarmat next generation intercontinental ballistic missile can 'beat any defences' and wipe out entire countries, according to Russia's military.

The weapon has been in the pipeline since 2009 and is now ready after several setbacks, with initial trials to be carried out before the end of the year.



It would be capable of delivering warheads of 40 megatons i.e 2,000 times as powerful as the atom bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945.




The RS-28 Sarmat 100-tonne also known as 'Satan 2' ballistic missile is pictured here at a Moscow Victory Day parade rehearsal earlier this year.