₦airaland Forum

Sepetonri:
Sorry for yourself and your family.

sorry ooo

Arindin:


I have been sending chat msgs to a gal as in "hey "xup" since 2019 she never replied me till the day i sent 232252536421162, to her after 2mins she said "xup handsome pls which network mtn or airtel and i said it's a NOKIA torch light serial number and she block me immediately

pls pls and pls have i said anything bad...?

abeg translate ur moniker name

debbydams:
Rip, I almost did when I was in school �, I tat of My mum nd I moved on, now if any guy breaks up with me I find it difficult to cry, all I do is beg for 3days or a week after a week your fada nio, I don't v space in my hrt to fall � in love again, if it works good nd if it doesn't we meuuvv nio

I have been reading your thread saying that love doesn't exist. are you not setting a wrong parameter for people reading and thereby believe that it doesn't exist.

there is nothing like love, debbydams shey I lie ni? but come to think of it. love is about giving and not buying

blairbrook:
House help needed in Ishefun Ayobo. Salary 30k Accommodation and feeding available. Age Must be 18+ Hard working Excellent social skill Excellent manners Trust worthy Interested applicant should call to apply, thanks. Call 08120047593

what if the person is a man? can he call?

Racoon:
Imagine a president rewarding service chiefs under whose watch, murderous element held this nation to ransome, thereby maiming and killing Nigerians without them having an answer for it.

Femi Adeshina will forever remain stupid & irresponsible not knowing that it not every nonsense that you must defend.

there is nothing Femi Adeshina can do, he is just dancing to the tune of his pay master but that doesn't take away the fact that he is not aware of the problems of the country.
let bubu sack him or leave office, that is when you will hear the full gist

why do most Nigerian women misuse power when giving?

Sepetonri:
You lack sense and it is very sad.

ehya sorry for your case

castrate his dick

op, the problem of your problem is that you don't have problem. why would you disturb yourself over a man. been in a mid-20 without a man is not bad. if you don't value yourself, others will not value you

Sepetonri:
Only Rivers Angels deserve that bus, the useless boys in the other football club should be made to trek to where ever they want to go. Useless boys with foolish governor.

and you think you are making sense. chai

ABCthings:
It's for those that didn't vote buhari

Lori iro

Lori iro

there are a lot of virgin men out there

Lori iro

Lori iro

PDP should go and sit down, we don't want old cargo. how I wish we can have an independent party that will produce a youth

for your information op, Nigerians have also sold their destiny since they vote in buhari. so I don't know the destiny of Nigerians that you are talking about?

all because of money and fame that will vanity. I would rather die as a poor man than engaging in this devilish work

Boxer007:
WOT??
Do u watch only yoruba movies? U dont no wot french kiss it?? Dyammm, bro u from the village?
Goooooogle it gadddemit: french kiss is when u chop lips. Bush man. PREACH

so you mean to chop lips dey belleful people? cos wetin I know way them dey chop na food.
well let me give it a try with a lady and see the outcome whether I will be satisfy

Violinistt:
No oshoala

bro, I know the country is somehow hard, please try to reduce your intake of drinking garri. thanks
just joking, her name is on the list

their problem, kogi united and confluence queen babe are facing bigger than them.
Nigeria government running football club is not a welcome idea and there is no going to be improvement so far it is run by the government

Boxer007:
....my new babe tried to french kiss me around 5am when she woke up .....i couldnt. I denied it & told her I was expeecting urgent call from Japan.
Problem is she sayin she want to break up coz I said her mouth waz smelling...she lied...i didnt really say that thou, ..not like that.

anyways she said its over.. I didnt even have tooth paste at home!!!

Please help!!!

which one is French kiss

GOFRONT:
This is good....Oma77 aka extol1, come and see what the British govt have done for ya brother....

abeg u get the guy number, I wan tell am something. I no talk say I want leave naija.
congratulations to my humble brother

this guy decided to take this action as a result of the insult he received from his friend to prove to him that girls can't be trusted. but no go nack your friend girl before e end for premium tears
but why would a lady agreed to date another man when she know she is in a relationship.
the future is female

I don't advice a man in love

fredoooooo:
Pdp is the worst thing that ever happen to Nigeria

PDP was not as bad as this present government. I am not saying PDP is a saint party but at least, reason it

Infolenka:
I no send.

come and complete it na

Infolenka:
9. Cynthia Ihebie

There are two categories of men that don't like curvy women. Homosexual men and weak lepa dudes who are terrified by their incapacity to handle these gorgeously shaped fleshy damsels. Luckily for me, I don't fall in these two pathetic categories.

I love curvy women with right measured amount of boobs and ass, coupled with a fine face and a very soothing feminine voice tempered with a sweet flowing Nigerian accent.

Imo state born actress Cynthia Ihebie checks all these boxes. I remember the first time I saw her in a movie where she played the role of a mercenary sent by a woman to lure her bachelor son to bed and retrieve his semen. A task she was able to complete unsurprisingly. Who wouldn't want to bed such a woman? In that movie she wasn't even the main character, but outshined every actor and actress on set due to her looks.

If I were in a room alone wih her, I'll have her recite a poem as I suck on her tits while grabbing her butt cheeks vigorously, taking in the sweet scent of her skin. That way, all my 5 senses will be titillated simultaneously.

is she a Nigerian? I have never seen this face before, well probably because I am not movie freak

Infolenka:
10. Bukola Awoyemi Arugba

Have you ever seen a lady in a movie and you had to Google the movie just to find the name of the actress? That's what happened the first day I saw Bukola Awoyemi in a Yoruba movie, playing the role of a meek, bashful wife eager to please her husband despite his excesses.

Every man likes a submissive woman. There is something about that they appeals to our masculine energy. Bukola is one of those actresses that no matter how angry she gets or how menacing she forces herself to appear, there always remains a childlike innocence to her look; a disarming, maternal aura about her that just makes you feel safe and cared for.

But her innocent look and submissive appearance was half of what made the object between my legs bulge in excitement. The other half was her beautifully large mammary glands.

Her bustiness doesn't scintillate me in a trashy, whorish way, the likes of Cossy orjiakor, Bolaji ogunmola or Stella Idika would. They turned me on like one would feel in the presence of his virgin wife on their wedding night. Couple that with her thick somewhat chubby body and glowing dark skin. I can't help but want to be inside her everytime I see her face on my TV screen.

on top person Wey don marry, born pikins.
this life no balanced

Birchi33:
Damn Nigarrrrrr.....
Issoryt.......
Allow the man to enjoy his retirement in peace...
Every Nigerian do commit this crime both home and abroad..
if you want this man to be punished, God will punish you first.....
Hypocrites.....

my church mind is telling me that this man is from your region. I know of a man still serving in Nigeria police force that used another person o'level result to get the job

VaselineCrew:
but naija has a lot of brilliant people na, but we have not been electing them bro

seriously, that is the problem and has it stand we are yet to be serious