₦airaland Forum

CoolHunk:
Your signature. Pick up a dictionary while you can.

Sarcasm level 99
Wickid!!!

iamodenigbo1:
soon it will start raining

Odenigbo!
Did you come with your Umbrella?

Oh Lord!!! Nostalgia

Who is anchoring the meeting tonight? The person should please reserve a space for two. I'm coming with a new member

What are we supposed to do?
Better go treat yourself, before you start barking like a bingo.

*EDITED*
Jesus Christ!
Sorry sire.

With this kind of writing skill, even the one that's has accepted you prior to seeing this, will also put "CANCELLED" on you.

Call Jet Li to come and see oooo.
Because he's the only one who will fall from such distance, and I don't know where a long cloth will come from, and miraculously stop him from hitting the car, let alone shattered it. Even his glasses won't shift position

Techy geeks will always show themselves
Even our very own dating game has now been replaced with everything in a MacBook.

Tell her I want you to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Personal Saviour
Why can't some people keep their private life, private?

Lmao!!!

These people keep tossing the laws up and down.

Why stay with a woman in the first place?

One word: Awesome!!!

God dey.

Where's your learner's permit?

FrancisTony:
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Barawo

I'm not guilty of these, only did about 9 or so.

vedaxcool:
Goatluck should continue encouraging the Soldiers till they remember he is an infantile coward who shouldn't preside over a barn talk-less of a country and show him the exit. Actions have consequence and the consequence of riding the back of a tiger is a common knowledge!

Bros, all these your rants, you know say na Nairaland server e dey reach, ba?

Oyetboy:
my tecno m5 has received lollipop update since Monday

No be only Lollipop, na Baba Blue.

Will you come back and give a more detailed explanation?

I know most NLers will like this kind of post. All those screaming summary pls

English shaaa...

Psychodavidovic:
Crap ? They haven't even said anything about the specs and you're already calling it crap ?

Why all this hate sir ?

Are you seriously expecting a phone within the price range of $30 to meet the mark?
Haba bros.

P.S. I'm not hating... I used the Phantom A+ before moving on, and Walahi, that phone didn't give me issues one bit(only the rear camera glass got broken, but it didn't affect taking pictures with it). Missed the phone when I gave it out, so I'm not hating, because Tecno has not failed me yet.

And who are they making this crap for?

*In the female announcer's voice*
Ladies and gentlemen, you all are welcome to Nigeria.

A geographical location where any negative instability in the price of crude oil products spells more danger than a potential volcanic eruption.

A land where every Government agencies' talk of having other policies in place to shore up the almost-total dependence on Crude Oil, is nothing but a sham.

A land where the battle with insurgency has now gotten to a new level of "you take control of this town, and let's see how long it will take for us take it back from you".

A land where all it takes for a political party to go from good, to evil, is eight years in power, while the opposing party plans it's downfall, and paints a picture of herself as the next messiah.

A land...

Once again, welcome to Nigeria. Please do enjoy your stay.

The topics all these OP are putting on their thread though.

Some thoughts though.

Another day, another questionnaire...

You might have to order it from the UK. That's how I got mine that looks almost it.
You will part with some serious money though(87 pounds, or so)

Kylekent59:
I think d ans is NONE because it states 120 people and nt 120 pple including men,women nd children.
This is just a grammarticle test

You say wetin??