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foxgiovani:
I am asking of when you are at home. I listen to radio too occasionally on my way to work but when I get home, I hardly remember radio.

Radio at home? Is that a name of a Series Movie??
It's like I've been compelled by Klaus(The Originals) to forget everything about radio whenever I'm at home.

OP

These weird incidents have been known to happen in Asia(India to be precise). So it has now gotten to Brazil?

There's a twist to this question.

I foresee I great battle.

Everyday.
On my way to work, it's cool FM. Coming back, my main man is BUZZ!!!

timbros:
The way Nairaladers use the word 'hater' is appalling.

Must he mention iPhone 6 in his post? Is this thread about phone models or bbm pin number? All you shouting hater knows he made a lame post trying to show off. No one is hating on him if he uses iPhone 100 or anything, but phone model in this thread it totally uncalled for.

God bless you seriously sir.
By their post, we shall know them.
I'd rather go with the selected few that knows their onions, than go with the bandwagon that's only on a downward spiral.

The problem we have in this country, is that people will rather believe in a lie, and the person who figures this out becomes the odd one out. What is actually very lame is a person who is claiming what he is not. So I am now the antagonist because I proved beyond doubt that he was not just telling a lie, but telling a dumb lie. I didn't attack his personality, I only used what I could see to deduce a conclusion, which is only logical.
To those of you who wants to fight me, today has already started to go sideways, and I might not be very subtle in subsequent posts.
Bring it on

mizjules:
Extom nice suit, nice tie lovely office.. I'm sure you live very close to dangote, + how many cars have you got? I'm interested in your looks and the dp you got

Thanks ma'am. I'm humbled

P.S. I know what you tried to do, and it's not gonna work .
I like what I'm seeing in your dp, so I won't mind teaching you how to increase your sarcasm level to a point where all you need to drain someone's energy level is a facial expression.
It's A premium package, but I can teach you.

timbros:
Hmmmmm...

But bros, why looking for a 3rd party reseller when you work in Etisalat and use iPhone 6? Its just like where I dey work for NNPC and dey drive Range Rover 2014 come dey look for roadside blackmarket sellers to top fuel....e no make brain na.

#JustThinkingAloudSha

Hahahahahahahahahahaha I didn't know you too have finished him ooooooooo.
Walahi, I didn't see this one prior to my post, I wouldn't have gone soft on him

timbros:
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Bros, are you a James Hadley Chase fan?

Hahahahaha
Bros, sometimes we just have to speak out, and correct some male folks that are busy rubbishing us in front of the world. If I can make one more guy smarter today, that's one less guy a girl can bamboozle
Next time, he will be very creative with his lies

sorextee:
I just read your comment in full. You are the kind of person that judge people based on the size of their wallet, having forgotten that the world is going cashless. That bag is for my colleaque. Dat pix is about two years old.
Moral of the story: don't judge someone based on a pix. I have the said phone. And the bbm I installed in it begins with 5. Believe it or not, it's up to u guys.

Buddy, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm 100% correct, but if you're a paid, professional analyst, you hardly miss everything. Let me give you more reasons why you might not be telling the whole truth.
1; it's not logical, and possible for you to upload a picture you took two years ago, just yesterday. Hence you work in that office, you should have taken a better, corporate picture already(you obviously like taking pictures, because you're not looking bad )
2; You claim that picture was taken two years ago, but the "15 mb Free" by Etisalat, only started a couple of months ago. So unless you travelled to the "future" to take that picture, it's not true that the picture is two years old.
3; if you had the said phone, you wouldn't have to prove anything to me, so you wouldn't have replied.
you just shot yourself in the leg bro


P.S. I'm not hating sir, just trying to let you know that smart, very smart people are on this forum, and if you wanna say something that's not the whole truth, you might wanna master the art so as to make sure you don't get caught(because we all lie, but what makes the difference is the magnitude of the lie, and the frequency of getting caught. I can lie for Africa, and still won't get caught)

sorextee:
Its normal. It seems the pins with the 7 series don finish. So dey re switching to 5. My iPhone 6 pin carries a 5 pin series...

I went to look at your profile picture to see for myself, and these are my findings:
1; the fact that you're wearing an Etisalat promo T-shirt already speaks volume.
2; you're in a very fine office, and the fact that you're standing by the window, and taking a shot means either your relative, or friend works there, that you went to visit, or perhaps you're a freelance worker that went to fix something in the office(judging by the bag in front of you), and decided to take a picture, to savour the moment.
3; people that uses iPhone6 in this Abuja, never talks about it(I work here, so I know).
4; a picture speaks a thousand words, and the conversation that's reeking from this your picture has led to my conclusion that,
you don't have the "iPhone6" look. (I can give you the iPhone4&4s look sha
FINAL VERDICT: bros, Walahi, you can lie for africa.(in kwankwaso's voice)

I always had this soft spot for these miniaturised, relentless soldiers. I can remember watching a colony of ants, whenever I come across one, for hours.
Something I can't do anymore
To make it all dramatic, I swore never to squash an ant ever again(unless they break the truce, and bite me sha ), after seeing some ants Movies (A Bugs Life, ant Z, etc). That's to tell you how much I love this nature's blessing.
Why isn't this on FP? If it was TECNO, ANNIE IDIBIA, or TANIA OMOTAYO, it will be on FP already

This would have been an epic story, had it been longer, and concise. But right now,
#StoryForTheGods

Larow:
funny guy!!! Wait sef! U jst talked about fifa15. Abeg tell me more

Bros, nor be small thing oo. With PS4, FIFA15, and constant power supply, I fit fast for 40days and 40nights.
The last time something could deprive me of my lovely sleep was when I was seeing 24.

deletrue:
Thank you. You no sleep till 3 wetin? Just dey ready for sleep wahala today, since you don cheat sleep. Sleep no dey perdon persons ooo and no allow your boss see you while you and sleep dey do ham.

Hahahaha
Bros as I dey talk to you so, the bags wey dey under my eyes, na Gucci.
I dey see everything for my PC double-double.

I never enter train for my life before, so with every day that draws the completion of this project nearer, comes my secret admiration to finally mount a train. Even though I nor get where I dey enter am go for now
So I'm very happy to hear this.

MODIFIED!!!
Today, I'm gonna pretend as if I don't know that I am the first to comment.
I am going to act like it's not something I secretly wish for, every time I enter NEW, see a potential FP material and be the first to comment.
I am going to pretend as if I actually stayed awake till 3am to be FTC, ignoring the fact that FIFA15 is just too addictive to allow a brother to sleep. *I go suffer am for office today sha*
And finally, I'm going to pretend as if there's nobody seeing this, and wishing this was them .
I rest my case for now.

mikeansy:
Boko Haram clearly have faction

One faction may have agreed a cease fire while the other want to carry on with their destructive behaviour.

If the faction the Presidency tried to negotiate with can deliver on releasing the girls then that is still progress.

The benefit of negotiating with the group willing to negotiate is it helps intelligence gathering to break the ranks of Boko Haram.

Talking about the girls, what most of us are failing to realise, is the fact that these girls are NEVER going to be the same. The trauma that will come with them(that's if they eventually gets released) will be worse than anything any of us can try to imagine right now.
These are girls that have been used, abused, molested, punished, and some of them even killed in front of the others(all in a bid to pass a message across to the remaining bunch) by these terrorists. If any of the parents of the kidnapped are hoping to get their child back, they might just be in for a surprise. As hard as it may sound, these are not just humans anymore. They're now monsters themselves(so sorry to say).
It's not like they went on a vacation, or went to school abroad for crying out loud. These girls were forcefully abducted against their will, and have been compelled to do things I dare not imagine.

ogbronx:
Very clueless government. I was shocked at the agreement of a ceasefire between a federal government and an insurgent (not rebels) . Who does that? Especially at a time that the government is alleging winning the war against the insurgency and many surrendering?

Walahi, this is absurd. This governance thinks the United States don't know what they are doing when they say they don't negotiate with terrorists. These terrorists are not after equal rights, justice, employment or whatsoever. They are after a complete takeover, and would stop at nothing to get that. Their motto is ANNIHILATE, OR BE ANNIHILATED.

VcStunner:
u fail to realise one thing, that BH has different sect, and their method of fighting is non conventional. you've never been close to a heated gun fight before, if u've u wuld thank the govt. I don't assume u knw better dan Atiku who said its a welcome developement, decisions are made by fact not by emotions and dats why their are professionals and their are ordinary people(like you). I think we all have a part to play, hav u been in charge of any leadership role before? You only pray to God and take d gamble called decision, if it favours many, fine! Leave few aggrieved to obey d law of economics. And be ready to accept d consequencies! Dats leadership in summary. Now my question: how is the govt clueless?

I am not gonna come down to fight with you(because it is apparent that you're poised for that), but I'll ask you just a simple question; why would a governance that is so "full" of clues try to negotiate with a sect that has different factions, a sect that won't stop until Nigeria is an Islamic Republic, and a sect that fights unconventionally?
If you have been abreast with what is happening around the globe as per these ISIS trying to take over, you would understand that the word "negotiate" makes them mad. It makes them more brutal, as they feel anybody not on their side is a cockroach, and an infidel that must be squashed.
I read through your reply to me, and I must admit that you made some very valid and logical points worth debating over(and that's why I'm even replying you), but at some points, you were taking shots at me(argumentum ad hominem), which isn't supposed to be. Try to learn the art of getting your point across without raising dusts, sir, and please pick your fights carefully, because you win some, and lose some(you can't always win).

This is actually nice.

You cannot kill a king because the heir is becoming too old. All these old men have refused to relinquish their stranglehold on power, but there's only little we can do about it when the youth that was supposed to vote them out, are the ones doing their dirty jobs, using ammunitions to steal votes.

Show me a disease worse than corruption, and I'll show you the pilot that flew the "strange" aircraft that demolished SCOAN.
#CaseRested

That's what you get when you try to negotiate with these ISIS.
Clueless governance.

Wow.
It's good to know that yours truly is not alone in these thoughts.
The large number of people that are prepared to go "easy on life, live at the mercy of the Government, and keep feeding from hand-to-mouth" in the world is so damn alarming. I'm starting to think its a plague that's here to wipe out potential successful people.
Thanks OP.

Chinco things must different.
But China dey learn for where India dey.
India is the main market for "London used", and abnormal humans.

With this your shallow and unintelligent composition and construction of English, you're a disgrace to the "public university's folks". That's if you're even in school.
Will it kill some people to write in a way that if a Canadian or an American stumbled upon this thread, he would assimilate and comprehend everything effortlessly?

I used to be against the notion of cramming, but after trying to read(and understand) a voluminous textbook in preparation for my exams, and it didn't work out well(to be precise, my friend who is not as clever as I am, crammed the textbook, and did better than myself), I have been living in "CramLand"
Who nor like am, make e call police. Besides, whether you use tractor, or hoe take till soil, the plant go still grow.

That is a man chatting with you. There are ways to know how a guy chats, how a girl chats, how a girl, claiming to be a man chats, and how a guy, claiming to be a girl chats.
#mirrorEffect

omokab: When last have you go for your medical checkup?I don't know why patrick sawyer can't have handshake with somebody like you before he pass on so that Nigeria can use you for experiment.Nonsense

Sometimes, we say the right words, but our "verbal reasoning" has ulterior motives.

Keketu: Ede X Ede ' Remi Koni Iya ' Segun Elere Ballu ' Odabo Odabo Kayode ...


..like if you remember

Ours was
Eze times(X) Eze, Rice Customer Is Selling Eba, Baba Olu Olu Koyor

lalasticlala: denrele & Lynda ikeji, then and now

E don Tey wen this boy don dey mad. E don teeeeeeeeeyy