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Oboy!!!
Wished the main pleasure could be smuggled, HELLO FEMALE HOSTELS AND FEMALE BOARDING SCHOOLS, here comes your source of heavenly feeling in a bottle!!! Lmao

Na only time e go take...

Tintinix: Why be Pessimistic?!

Bros, its called "being realistic", or better still, "waking up and smelling the coffee".
Don't be quick to forget that we live in a geographical location where ministers squanders national funds, and are still in power, where ministers fabricates degree to get political seats, where our pedigree is being stained by some national destitute/illiterates around the globe, where our people known for looting/corruption/barbaric acts, are more than those known for exemplary/positive/humanitarian acts.
I'm one of the most optimistic people you will ever come across, but sometimes, you need to sit on the fence, and see the situation through the eyes of the neutrals.
And don't forget we're pitching against the dollars that has been on a gradual, but steady rise since God-knows-when.

It will be easier and far more better to just quietly sever all ties with her, and build from the scratch(that's if there's any to heart in him anymore, because girls like this always thinks all they took was just money, and maybe some good sex, unknown to them that they also turned the guy into a heartless monster, who in-turn unleashes his "playboy" fangs on the next girl), than to plan revenge. My granny(of blessed memory) once told me "he who is on a revenge mission should dig two graves before embarking on the journey".
If possible, he should allow her stay and get the job, and leave vengeance to God and Karma. While the former takes a lot of time b4 acting, trust me when I say the latter is very close to her doorstep. These are the kind of girls you see on different blogs with topics like this "My Husband Slept With Our Bridesmaid On Wedding Day", "My Husband Of Just 4months Is Cheating On Me", etc...
Just tell your cousin to leave her on time, so that hoe called Karma won't meet him with her... He sure don't wanna see how hard Karma Fvcks his girl, or should I say EX

My feedee kobo(50k)

The main question now is, how long will it stay this way??
Don't forget we're still in Nigeria, don't be surprised when you wake up to discover that its now N170/$

Epic

Ghen ghen!!!
Season 2 on the way...

Where on earth is the response

You have said it all...

Title of the Sci-Fi movie please.

Well said...
Though sometimes its harder to actually exhibit the conditions aforementioned, than to list them.
God help us though.

So what category does this device fall into? A smart phone with a large protruding camera at the back, or a digital camera with a difference?
Misplaced priority.
Why make the life of a digital camera that had a wonderful UI, complicated

I'm very sure 2014 will turn out to be more dramatic.

NnamdiN: so only igbo girls require money to maintain ? Pathetic loser

So that's the only thing you saw there Extreme conditions calls for extreme measures, and at that point in time, that was the only example that was befitting for the situation at hand. We know everybody likes money, but everybody also knows how much you people(especially your girls) are money conscious.
Pathetic, tribalistic derailer.

Well said...

You need attention, so lemme give you some.
Next time you wanna compare phones, try using flagship products of both companies. I know Tecno is not there yet, but while talking about super amoled or super amarula, don't talk about the tecno s5. The last time I checked, there is a phantomA+.
The truth is that just like a young graduate that just got a job, who is determined and hardworking, the hating from those who have been working before him cannot stop him from thriving...
Tecno is here to stay, so the earlier you people realise that, the better for everyone.

It's not just by spending excessively that you become tagged a mugu. There are a lot of things expected of you that if you come short in, bam!!! There goes your new 'title'.
Do what makes you happy, not what makes the other person happy(and that includes spending). Whatever you spend, so long as you do it with all sincerity, if the other person is meant for you, they would appreciate it.

The Federal Government has barred airlines from flying into the Maiduguri airport until March 2014; documents obtained by our correspondent have shown.

According to a Notice to Airmen sent by the Nigerian Airspace Management Agency to airline operators, a copy of which was obtained by our correspondent, the carriers were told that the airport would no longer be available for flights until March 2014.

In the NOTAM, which was filed through NAMA’s Aeronautical Information Services, and sent to some Control Towers across the country, pilots were informed that the Maiduguri airport was shut during the first week of December and would not be available until early March next year.

Further investigations by our correspondent revealed that the Federal Government decided to shut the airport after Boko Haram insurgents destroyed some equipment belonging to NAMA.

A NAMA source at one of the airports in the North, who confirmed the development, said it was the agency’s generators that were destroyed by the Boko Haram sect during the recent attack on the Maiduguri Air Force base.

He said the generators might not be fixed until next year, expressing the hope that the government would have fixed the situation before the March date when the airport was expected to be re-opened.

Maiduguri, the Borno State capital, was  on December 2 attacked by Boko Haram insurgents, leading to the death of two military personnel and members of the sect, and the destruction of three decommissioned military aircraft, two helicopters and property worth millions of naira.

Owing to the siege, military authorities and the Borno State Government slammed a 24-hour curfew on the city and its environs.

The attack forced the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria to shut the Maiduguri airport and airlines hurriedly cancelled their flights to the city.

Arik Air had to cancel its Abuja to Maiduguri morning flight on Monday following the attack, just as roads leading into the city were closed.

However, the FAAN spokesman, Mr. Yakubu Dati, said on Monday that the airport had been opened.

He said the Maiduguri airport was just closed for a day following the Boko Haram attack on the nearby Air Force base and had since been re-opened.

But findings revealed that the airport had yet to be reopened. Arik Air said it had yet to resume operations to the Maiduguri airport because the airport was still closed.

Early this year, domestic airlines operating flights into Kano, Maiduguri, Yola and other volatile cities the North had announced plans to stop flights into the cities due to security concerns.

The development came a few months after some of the domestic carriers cancelled night-stops for their crew and aircraft in extremely volatile northern cities, especially Maiduguri.

The security situation had forced the foreign airlines to stop night stops at the Abuja airport.

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A school of carnivorous fish related to the piranha has attacked bathers in an Argentine river, injuring about 70.

Thousands of bathers were cooling off in the Parana River in Rosario, 300km (186 miles) north of Buenos Aires, on Christmas Day when the attack happened.

Officials blamed the attack on the palometa fish, describing the event as “exceptional”.

Paramedics said dozens of people had their extremities attacked and some had lost digits.

Director of lifeguards in Rosario, Federico Cornier, said bathers suddenly began to complain of bite marks on hands and feet as they cooled off in a heat wave.

He said the palometa was “a type of piranha, big, voracious and with sharp teeth that can really bite”.

Mr Cornier said: “This is not normal. It’s normal for there to be an isolated bite or injury, but the magnitude in this case was great… this is an exceptional event.”

Paramedic Alberto Manino told Associated Press some children he had treated had lost entire digits.

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The earlier you start to type in simple, plain and correct english, the better for you.
I can only imagine the kind of girls you have landed get with this exotic vocabulary of yours.

Are we men supposed to be happy about this? They've just found a newer, more elaborate way to confuse us the more. Now you take a woman home, and you wake up in the morning to see her mum!
One advice for my fellow men out there; if you just met a girl, and don't wanna see her transform in the morning, TAKE HER SWIMMING!!!

Oboy, there is this thing about my instinct; its never wrong!!! And in this your case, as soon as I finished reading the epistle, here's what my instinct says it is:
The distance between you guys gave her room to be seeing someone else, one thing led to another and she got pregnant for him, he ran away, her conscience and emotions ran wild, she couldn't keep it all under control(with the guy denying, and you ignorant), so she decided to at least get your forgiveness(cos of karma), and she got your forgiveness, and decided to start all over again. She looked for money and terminated the preg, and then you came back!!! With you coming back, she knew if she played her cards right, it wouldn't be a lose-lose situation for her, so a real-life occurrence automatically became a prank to test your faithfulness that has not faltered in 3yrs. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE BRO! Its the same conscience that didn't allow her keep the 10k.
Have you asked yourself these questions
1, What if you hadn't called her after 2 weeks, she would throw away everything you guys have been through for three years, because of a silly prank
2, What if she actually was pregnant
3,What if you approached this issue logically, rather than emotionally
Every guy is a smart, intelligent and great guy, until we fall in love, and become pvssies... That's why sometimes we need that 'resuscitating-slap' back to reality. So bro this is my own friendly slap to bring you out of that fantasy.
See with your eyes and head, not your heart bro!!!

And FINALLY, I MIGHT BE WRONG!!!

It's what I've been using for over three months now. Works perfectly fine for me.

Striking lecturers in the nation’s public universities on Monday made good their decision not to return to work as directed by the Federal Government.

The striking teachers also refused to sign the attendance registers in their respective institutions as ordered by the government.

They said they were only waiting for the sack letters the Federal Government threatened to give them if they did not return to work.

In many of the universities visited by our correspondents, only administrative offices opened for business while the lecture rooms were empty. Particularly, lecturers’ offices remained shut.

Among some of the universities visited by our correspondents were the University of Lagos, University of Ibadan, Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria, University of Calabar, Nnamdi Azikwe University, Awka, and the University of Uyo.

Others are Obafemi Awolwo University, Ile-Ife, Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta and the Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye.

The Supervising Minister of Education, Nyesom Wike, had urged the striking lecturers to return to work or on before December 9 or risk being sacked.

But the leadership of ASUU had remained unfazed by the FG’s directive and threat. They accused the government of insincerity in the resolution of the face-off.

At the NAU, Awka on Monday, though some of the lecturers were on campus, they did not teach. The institution’s Faculty of Social Sciences, for instance, had its classrooms and laboratories shut.

The hostels were opened but students had yet to return to the campus.

At UI, only a few lecturers were on the campus. They neither taught nor signed the attendance register.

The institution’s chapter of ASUU earlier in the day had sent a message to its members, urging them to be calm and resolute in their demands.

The National Treasurer of ASUU, Dr. Ademola Aremu, said they would have wasted their time and effort if they caved in and returned to work under threat.

He said, “How can you call off a strike when there is nothing to show for it? The government is not qualified to call off the strike. Our union is awaiting the government to state all it has done in black and white. However, it is a serious insult on us for the government to be harassing us with sacking threat. We are not casual workers or labourers. Our research work has been ongoing.”

Also, at UNICAL and at the Cross River University of Science and Technology, students and their teachers stayed away from the schools.

The UNICAL ASUU Chairman, Dr. James Okpiliya, insisted that the Federal Government must meet the lecturers’ demands before the strike could be suspended.

Lecturers also shunned work at OAU even though  a few of the students were on the campus.

One of our correspondents observed that many of the students who returned to campus were those residing within Ife and its environs.

The Chairman of ASUU at the university, Prof. Adegbola Akinola, who spoke to one of our correspondents, said that the strike was still on.

He said, “Our union did not close the universities, what we did was to withdraw teaching services and they will remain withdrawn until the government properly documents the agreement reached with us on November 4, 2013.”

Lectures did not also hold at ABU. The two campuses of the institution at Samaru and Kongo had only a negligible human presence as of Monday.

Lecturers’ offices and lecture halls were shut, just as the students did not show up as directed by the government.

ASUU Chairman, Dr. Mohammed Kabir-Aliyu, told journalists that they had yet to call off the action.

The UNIJOS ASUU chapter Chairman, Dr. David Jangkam, said striking teachers in the university were just waiting for their sack letters from the Federal Government.

Jangkam said, “We are waiting for their sack letters. Any government that is toying with education is not worth its salt. We expect firm commitment in solving the issues, but if the government is playing to the gallery, it is very unfortunate.”

When our correspondent visited the various departments, only a few departments had opened registers as demanded by the governing council.

There were no studies too at UNIUYO, UNIJOS, FUNAAB, LASU and UNILAG as lecturers boycotted classes.

Meanwhile, President Goodluck Jonathan, on Monday, urged the striking teachers to call off the industrial action.

The President, who spoke at the All Nigerian Judges Conference organised by the National Judicial Council in Abuja, on Monday, said the industrial action would prevent the country from achieving the Vision 2020 target of becoming one of the top 20 economies in the world by 2020.

Although the Federal Government had recently threatened to sack the lecturers for going on strike, Jonathan noted that ASUU had the right to embark on the industrial action.

He said, “This administration recognises and respects the right of workers, including the right to embark on industrial action to press home their demand and have taken concrete steps to address the grievances of ASUU.

“I therefore use this occasion to call on ASUU to call off its strike.”

“With this Nigeria’s quest to become one of the world’s 20th  largest economies by the year 2020 cannot be achieved in an atmosphere of industrial disharmony.

“Nigeria’s geopolitical history has been characterised by incessant labour dispute and industrial action.

“While views may differ on the utility of industrial action as a means of advancing the collective interest of workers in the polity, it is an unassailable fact that labour and industrial harmony is sine qua non to the socio-economic development of any nation, Nigeria inclusive.”

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jhidey08: I laf in Japanese. Dis comment jst shows hw dull ur head is, go back 2 Junior Secondary skul and learn d law of CONCORD. I ws trying 2 highlight jst one point dere and dat's y I failed 2 put 's' at d back of 'xteristic', d 'shalow' dat I wrote ws a typographical error which I've corrected. Btw, ur mentality is stl very very low cos d fact dat sum1 speak/ write gud English doesn't show d strength of his character, it doesn't show hw Intelligent a person is, so u av 2 4get d grammar and pick out d msg d person is trying 2 pass across, dis would hlp u a great deal in ur later lyf. I'm boldfully pointing out one great grammatical blunder u made in dis ur last post. U wanted 2 write 'lest' I 4get bt out of ignorance u wrote 'else'. No1 is perfect dear, grow up.

Dude, to say that you and @fijiano202(who's been acting like a wuss towards this dirty thing) have both let down the male folks, will be a huge understatement.
My biggest mistake today was replying her, in order to wanting to give her a constructive criticism, and perhaps correct her misdemeanor, when I had loads of paperwork to attend to in the office. As soon as I discovered that 'it'(I've stopped seeing her as a being, but as a thing. So take note here on in) was only on an attention-seeking spree,-which I expected you guys to also have noticed-I just ignored it. You guys should've realized that by replying it, you're only helping it achieve its aim. You can see that it's jobless, boring, naïve, and all out to insult anyone... Who still does that, if not an amoral being, or a mad woman? And the last time I checked, the person playing drums for a madwoman to dance, is sometimes also considered a mad person.
Just watch as it would come quote me, and be throwing tantrums up and down(they always do, because I know its types; shallow, aggressive, ill-mannered, sarcastic, and-most-of-all, unkept). But because I'm leagues ahead of it, I'll do what is right for it and its types... forget it ever existed.

Pipsland78: How does that resemble a bullet hole? Pls stop believing Sahara Reporters and their APC agenda.

That is obviously a wound from shrapnel during the accident.

Oh really
I can see you were in the car with him, for you to be so sure. So tell us what really happened.
Smello!!!