Greatzeus:
I hope they are not in one room somewhere, with calabash on their heads vomiting N1000 notes for one chief somewhere.
Repent and fear God they won't hear.
I pray they get back home safely

nollywoo has influenced Nigerians In the most negative way possible.

Immatex:
This only goes to show how developmentally backwards Nigeria is. Imagine this happening in developed countries and the number first responders that will b on hand to manage matters professionally.

That man was just fortunate.

in developed countries, they just pull out their phones to record

Addicted2Women:
Not a new thing.
His family is even praying for his death because he's situation is worse than death.

He can't speak or hear and cannot identify people even his children and mike Tyson

furkin retarrded fooool

nmreports:
I like to make my threads as simple as possible.

Goal:
To enlighten us about businesses or entrepreneurial adventure anyone can embark in should you just lost your job or are unemployed.

Why:
There has been a massive downsize in the staff strength of most corporate organization's lately as a result of the economic challenges that the nation is facing. These are folks with kids, dependents amongst others.

List of businesses:
1) Food business. This could be segmented into retailing at shops to food packaging inside packs or cooked meal for corporate organization's who do not have restaurants near then or do not have the time to leave their work stations most times. Banks are an example.

2) Tech. This include blogging (requires very little capital) to numerous online businesses that one could do. What's important in tech business is to solve a problem. For example, "callashoemaker.com" and something like "tailor.com". I think I have just given out ideas free of charge.

3) Develop a skill. This is one of the thing anyone can do and feed on for the most part of one's life. Even when business is not growing, there is no cash and things are not moving in the direction you want, your skill will still put food on the table. For example, artists, fashion designers, hair manager (You know), shoe designer etc.

4) Consulting. Most people have a skill which others do not have and for some reason we do not maximizer it's use. Though you may need to register a business and be under a tutelage of a mentor, it is still something that is very doable. If you can write, you can sing (voice trainer), you are a body builder, or you can train people... why don't you consult for people who require this skills.

5) Networking. Though I am not a fan of this, I think I heard it's very profitable too if you are a natural born sales person.

6) Real estate. Donald Trump is someone in this field. He built his business from the scratch as a real estate person and he is today one of the richest folks in the USA.
The real estate business is at an all time high as that seems to be the most secure way of "rooting" your assets. Some of the things you can do as a real estate agent is land or house sales. Leasing or letting. Consult as a real estate professional or even provide skilled surveyors and engineers for those who need them.

7) Sale of fashion products. We are becoming very enlightened fashion wise and people spend a fortune to look good. This is also a business one can do provided you have a market for those who need a constant supply of your wears.
You can also open up stores on Konga, Jumia and the likes and yes! The returns are not bad at all. I can testify to that.

Nairalanders, these are tough times. What are you doing to hold body and soul together. What business ideas do you think are lucrative and some of us could do.
What ideas do you have? Kindly continue the list in the comments section below and let's alleviate poverty in the little way we can.

dude Donald trump father was a billionaire who gave him a loan of $1m when he was 18. So don't say he started from scratch

dancok:
Hi, I like you.

dumb fucccck. theres nothing in your head but sand

Twaci:


I think its the engine oil. Did u check it?

i changed the oil a day before. i'm not sure it is

Can someone give me an advice? Sorry for the bad english onwards, but I think I really need one as of now. Lately, I noticed that my girlfriend
had lots of calls on her phone, and when I ask who is it, she always hungs it up quickly and she said it's one of her friends/business contacts. I also noticed that recently, she goes home in our rented apartment late, and when I ask why was she late, she always tell me that she went overtime because of her team building meet, although when I checked her slip, she had no overtime fee and I was a bit surprised since as far as I know, they didn't had any team building meets since 3 months ago. So, I went to her boss and asked about this, but her boss said that they only did team building meets only one time with her co-office mates a long time ago (which confirms that I was right), and as an extra, she's been absent on that meet, and her boss told me that she's been absent in her work a couple of days as well. The next day, she went out and told me she'll be attending her "urgent team building meet", so, keeping a distance, I followed her with my motorbike, and not far away from our place, a man fetched her on his car. I stopped my motorbike from a distance to make sure they won't hear me and observed them, and when they were going to drive out, I was about to follow then but when I start the engine, it died on me. So I want to ask for advice, where would the problem be? Is it the spark plug that caused the starting to fail, or is it on the main engine? The clutch, perhaps? Fuel filter thing? Please give me a good advice. Thanks for noticing.

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forghon:
na only him go enjoy it?

you're a pig

valdes00:
Huh... Cute ke... Auntie no vex ooo buh hop no b say d fuel price increment don dey do u sumhw, cos Dis ur own example of cute get as he be

but he looks better than you tho

kings09:
Did I jst see 'no fuel tank'? . Make una leave d guy make him hustle abi na buhari go feed am?. Dis buhari era is jst full of fantastically clueless ppl. Even if u hold d boy, y charge him 2 court wen thr r other corrective measures.

please just shut up. The more I read dumb comments I lose good amount of IQ. Do you know how many innocent lives have been saved?

iPopAlomo:



Then watch the video till the end brah... it's not an assumption if he's a Nigerian or not... i think you're just pained he belongs to a particular ethnic group and not from yours... who cares if I'm 6 months late watching a YouTube clip... I've got better things to do... peace!!!

instagram not youtube

Rexhenrex:
op indeed not all ladies are money driven but this days if you have money this won't chase ladies from you,but rather it will attract them in quantum:

[b]1.there is this guy in my dpt very smart and from a very wealthy family but he has this mouth odour that can turn a blue litmus paper red nancy has been with him from 100lvl till 300lvl or is his own mouth odour a different type!

2.body odour:buy a typical naija girl whom is a gold digger an iphone 6+ and hear her tell you your odour turns her on she might even tell u to get her the cologn u using. if a guy with body odour comes out from a range rover sport and approaches a girl and you come down from a keke if u like smell like a rose flower and walk up to the same girl the slap she will give you might cause partial stroke.

3.hehehe i laugh in swahili,,she will dump her rich b.f that takes her shopping in dubai twice a month for a broke brave guy ? That future impossible tense!

4.the sight of money makes some girls reach orgasm so the guy needs little or no effort at all.

5.as far as you are her atm she is not bothered with your flirtatious skills outside haven't you seen marriages where the husband cheats openly but the woman no gree go? ask why, you would be surprise.or haven't you seen young girls marrying men older than there fathers or the ones that date married men? Mtcheeew as far as they can gain from u they will stick to u.

6.op lie lie lie; haven't u heard that its better to cry in a buggati than smile on a bicycle av seen a woman that is always been panel beated by her husband who is a manager in an oil company: the last time i saw her she couldn't open her left eye but claimed to still love the beast! Or girls who shout at there dad but cry with kneels on the floor apologising to a confused boy friend who won't marry them upon the way he beats her just because he is rich. Sister you are a corporate mumu,

some girls can be money driven and this list is baldadash to them because there love for money have overwhelmed there consious state...[/b]

when i was broke, i use to have that "rich and every thing falls in place" motivation. now i have every thing i ever want i'm still missing that thing. yeah you'll have females and all, but at that level of your life, having females that just need your money or something else will be a disadvantage. i'll advise you to work more on developing yourself inside out, and everything falls in place.

iPopAlomo:



Dude if you watched the video... if you actually have data to watch that video... just towards the end... the names of the boy is written body...

if i have the DATA? do i look like i'm one of those naija guys using data? .... P.S you're 3 weeks late with this video

nairalandbuzz:
Nigerian Dad recreates The Lion King for his baby son's birth



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgBmRD99Tps

dude stop assuming every black man is Nigerian

benedictnsi:
[size=14pt] Lolzzzz.... See their body like sticks..... So na una d buy all these Vaseline weh full for market .... Thunder don finally fire una

Some men d craze sha..... How man to man phuck wan take d sweet biko nu Upon say Mtn 200 go reach to configure a babe Some dey ready to dash free sef...

Is there anything sexier than a dude and a Bae

Why God give Adam Eve if man only needed man [/size]

every one deserves the right to be happy. the way you feel comfortable with women should be the same others should feel with whoever they wanna be. you disgust me. wonder why nigerians will remain the same upon the amount of prayers on it. even the bible encourage love unconditionally. just shut up if you have nothing to say

The police need to arrest every native doctor In naija. It's a scam. Black magic is fake. "Juju" is fake.

SillyeRabbit:
More than 200 million naira. Baba God ooo.

the mans life was legit wasted. 40 years gone for 1 million dollars? in the usa, he'll need to still get a job or some investment to maintain such amount or....

Flashh:
This is the kind of thread ladies love.

You expect me to braid your hair after coming back from work or weekends that I need to rest?

I pray not to be jobless. Yeye!

read what you posted and ask yourself if you're making sense

am not being a music critic or bashing any NL artiste, I've heard countless NL artiste music, freestyle etc and all i can say is it lack meaning. look i am a producer, a record lebel owner, and for the past 1 year on NL i've been searching for artiste to sign. i download every song that any of you record, freestyle and all i can say is that i'm not impressed. not one bit. i even got an album of a "lyricist" thinking he's gonna give me that wale, j.cole, kendrick, M.I, Mode9 vibe, but i was wrong.

you think rappers are just ordinary guys dropping flows and all in studio? no! rappers or artiste in general are readers, geniuses, and critical thinkers. go watch guys like lil wayne, j.cole, wale, kanye,jay z, M.I, A.K.A, Casper etc interviews. even hard core reckless rappers that do all sort of B.S, go watch their interviews and watch how they speak, vocabularies they use,ideas of life and how they see things, you'll begin to wonder if they are artiste or philosophers.

As i was playing around on YouTube today, i found a 14 year old kid who i would say is the perfect example of a talented rapper. check out his short freestyle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9Pnfp92oI

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Afrok:
Fairly used? Kwontinue

why you acting dumb. Every one has been with someone at one point in life. How old are you?

Lilteece:
Nigerians are dumb, someone wants to commit suicide, u are telling to come down, u don't know what the man is passing through, u want to tell me someone wake up one morning and decided to commit suicide, i pity the man, If it were in america he would have been promised employment and money, buh here who cares

What? In the u.S.a, sucide attempt is a crime that goes up to 3 years.

SweetBoyFriend:


I live in New York and go to school in Massachusetts, how far is NY from MA.

I go to school for only 4 hours every week

bro i live in Massachusetts, i stay in the north side, and for you to come from nyc to MA? man you need to relocate to MA

SweetBoyFriend:
To my school ??
Thank you Lord.

She don enter my trap

your location says Brooklyn NY. But Harvard is in Harvard sq MA.

SeverusSnape:
She's beautiful, I need her number.

so you can do what? Call her? And say what? You're the man from nl and you like her? Or ask her for her "2GO". Naija guys and their low thinking capacity . Think first

SleekAboki:
Tiwa is a girl,Tunji is a boy. Both lack wisdom and necessary principles needed to handle family,fame and money. Both are empty vain human paper chasers. They perfectly fit and compliment each other and should bear the consequences of their actions. They shouldn't be pitied. The government should step in and confiscate the kids caught in this kinda of mess and deny them parental rights as an example to others.

Tunji bleeps edible caterer while Tiwa bleeps Don jazzy her boss and colleagues in the music industry. stupid fools.

OK your very first sentence I thought,ok maybe he a Lol smart. Then your very last sentence you just proved how dumb and lame you are. Dude just shut up, honestly. Please, you're embarrasing your self

abujasingles:
He is too young for this. It can lead to drinking,smoking at a young age.

shut up always bring negativity.

goodlifehyd1:
To get an african player's real age just deduct between 10 to 15 years from what they claim to be.... but this dude dey learn near taiye taiwo... Taye was celebrating 20 years in France while kehinde was celebrating 36 in Naija..lol

he was born and raised abroad, so he doesn't have "you people" dull mentality

Keneking:
With our money? Does he want to enrich the billionaire? What is the conversation about?

Jonathan and his Bowlers Hat sef

They might be talking bout anything. NL guys be finding ways to hate.

Olamipapa:


Here I am for you. Let's get along and you will forever appreciate dual relationship with me and thank your Creator and I believe I would also do the same having you in my life...

some guys no Sha get sense for NL. There are different dark skin guys. W the way you even sound gan, Na ignore go fit u

ItzChinnex:


always typing trash. am a dude. so Bleep out sadist.. Good bye.

you're the sadist here. I've seen 18year olds looking older than their age. You shouldn't shiit talk nobody.