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PLEASE WHERE ARE THE CONDOMS

She is your wife. From your story, you both need that job for her. But since it now has many challenges; try as much as you can to make you both reason as one. That way, this issue wount create conflict between you two. #Goodluck.

Work still in progress. All amma say.

If it had needed a caption, it'ld had let me know.

MTN did me wrong.

Bibidear:
owk,my sweetheart,lol

Don't blush honey. I gat you.

elguaje:
#FactOnly

#Peace my man.

Just before laughing your asses out.

Simple, it's Mr. 88keys.

NowLetUsBegin:
Hope you know No. 9 is against the house rules Another nonsensical FP seeking post!!!


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Really?

may01:
Freedom to yawn when you see posts like this

Yes my dear, yawning and urinating. Lol.

I'm getting old o.

Some kinda funny-to-me-or-us reasons why I or WE love nairaland...
1. FREEDOM TO READ: In this case, I imagine a thread tittled 'GIRLS ONLY NEED TO KNOW THIS.' And in this thread, you find out that %90 of the comments were made by guys.
2. FREEDOM TO COMMENT WHAT AND ON WHAT YOU LIKE: Talking about comments like;
You get Nokia 3310 charger?
Person on gen for here?
Abeg I wan buy Zoom recharge card.
I wan spread my pants abeg... In a thread about 'HOW TO TRAVEL FROM ABA TO CHINA WITH LEGEDEZ BENZ' Funny.
3. FREEDOM OF MULTI-REGISTRATION: Some niggas here has registered in here over 10, if not upto 20 times. Because of their punishments for mis-using NUMBER 2 and 6. You may know some of such persons.
4. THE FREEDOM TO BE BANNED: Some tend to use this freedom whenever they are tired of their account, like they had a thought of coming again with a different name.
5. FREEDOM OF COUNTERING: This occurs often. Like when a girl posts about the weaknesses of guys and it pained one nigga saperately. You'll see the nigga's counter attack in the next 50 minutes... This is fun shaa.
6. FREEDOM OF BEEFING: Yeah. Niggas throwing blood-sucking, heart-breaking insults on other niggas here and there... Counter attack is allowed here though.
7. FREEDOM OF HEARING AND BEING HEARD: Yeah, we, hearing what our president, senators, governors,etc of course has us in a raw form and of course, telling them what we have in mind too in raw forms. This is fun too.
8. PICTURES SPEAK LOUDER THAN COMMENTS: Here, people or someone uses a picture with write-ups on it to insult you politely in a comment form; in your thread and you'ld rather they gave you a thousand words than those pictures. Ouch... E dey pain eeh.
9. NIGGAS CONVEY WHAT THEY WANNA: Here a nigga that doesn't wanna use the words like IDI.OT, mess, MOTHERFU.CKER, etc in there raw forms, device means to do so. And making it a look alike with the raw form.
10. YOU CAN ADD YOURS:
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Cc. Lalasticlala
Cc. Mods

So Emeka never hear word?

Jollyjoy:
oghene mi! Is dis JAPHANESE or SWHILI ,hmmmm.

Firstly, Japanese and Swahili... Ask me what you don't understand about this comment "IT'S WORTH BEING WHY." and I'ld gladly tell you cos clearly enough, you didn't get it.

Swizdoe:
Let's see for how long you can keep up with this

I think I have; for this long.

Bibidear:
lols,they wont know,it would be between the both of us

Aiight, be discreet with it.

ikeepitreal:
Your point is?

It's more personal than anyone who reads this can understand...

BANGERLEE1:
dude I fit c space I wan plug the Op brain... No sun cos solar hin brain

What you need to know is that whatever you don't understand, you'll never understand till you understand but since this isn't mearnt for you to understand, you can never understand. Face your route Id.iot!

XavierBlue:
Op i can't decipher your post, nor what you're relaying to us



Xavierblue

It wasn't made for you to comprehend nigga... I have my reasons for this post and believe it or not, the GAIN has been GOTTEN. You can never decipher.

Tell them and free your mind.

I DON'T APPROACH GIRLS.
IF SHE FINDS ME
CHARMINGLY HANDSOME
OR INTERESTING AND
WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A
PIECE OF ME; MAY BE I TOO FIND HER AS SHE FINDS ME
BUT IF SHE WOUNT SHOW IT
FIRST, I'LL JUST FORGET
HER. It's as easy as that.

FEBRUARY BORN... The strongest; naturally, not sentimentally.

Bibidear:
Gosh,i love guys dat cook good food

Thanks, they mustn't know that you love me.

I love cooking; and if she doesn't love cooking, then she wount taste my cookies... Cooking is worth it.

It's worth being why.

I THINK IT'LL MAKE REAL SENSE TO PRAY WITH YOUR REAL GOOD GIRL KIND OF GIRLFRIEND... Imagine both love birds holding hands and praying to God with genuine intentions for the other party... I just imagined the picture. Awesome.

adorablepepple:
Low self esteem

It doesn't always work that way.

I DON'T APPROACH GIRLS. IF SHE FINDS ME CHARMINGLY HANDSOME OR INTERESTING AND WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A PIECE OF ME; MAY BE I TOO FIND HER AS SHE FINDS ME BUT IF SHE WOUNT SHOW IT FIRST, I'LL JUST FORGET HER. It's as easy as that.

BUT WHEN A GIRL REALLY LOVES, SHE LOVES LIKE NO OTHER.

And who told you that they up there don't know how to stop corruption... They even have better solutions than you. May be they are waiting for the corruption to acquire it's PHD firstly. So they can both discuss as two educated Idiots.