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PropertiesRe: #250,000 Nikon Camera For Sale by eyizlive(op): 1:43pm On Dec 29, 2021
08127238393 calls or text
Properties#250,000 Nikon Camera For Sale by eyizlive(op): 1:42pm On Dec 29, 2021
Nikon D7100 DSLR camera, 18-55 mm lens and Godox speedlight all in good condition.

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Whatsapp Group For Matured Adults. by eyizlive(m): 6:31pm On Dec 25, 2021
Add me up 08141996427
PropertiesNikon D7100 Dslr Camera For Sale #250 by eyizlive(op): 10:03am On Dec 23, 2021
[b]camera[b] Nikon D7100 DSLR CAMERA in perfectly good condition. The buyer can get to get the 18-55mm lens same as the speed light; all in good condition for 300k (Slightly negotiable). And the camera is coming with its battery, battery charger, and the camera strap. The speed light is coming with its batteries "about 12 pieces". And more emphasis on "All in good condition".

Art, Graphics & VideoNikon D7100 Dslr Camera For Sale #250 by eyizlive(op): 9:05am On Dec 23, 2021
[b] camera [b] Nikon D7100 DSLR CAMERA in perfectly good condition. The buyer can get to get the 18-55mm lens same as the speed light; all in good condition for 300k (Slightly negotiable). And the camera is coming with its battery, battery charger, and the camera strap. The speed light is coming with its batteries "about 12 pieces". And more emphasis on "All in good condition".

Literature/Writing AdsRe: Youtube Scriptwriter And Lyric Video Creator At Your Service!!! by eyizlive(op): 7:39am On Nov 05, 2021
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CareerRe: I Don't Understand Life Again by eyizlive(m): 10:26pm On Nov 04, 2021
Is she a single mother?
Na dem dem
FamilyRe: How I Survive On 3k Per Week In Nigeria by eyizlive(m): 2:26pm On Nov 04, 2021
Supreme145:
I commented on a thread yesterday that was about how much that can last someone through the week, I posted that I can manage 3k for a week and I was literary dragged and trolled through the thread. Some accused me of lying while some said I still live with my parents, others saw my post as a scheme to accrue favour from people.

I never wanted to open a thread about this, but as God would have it, he blessed me ( Not from that thread) through Nairaland best roofer and known philanthropist @ money121 and @despian that sent me something to help with my school project. I managed to squeeze out a little money and branch to the market to get some food stuffs. Below is a detail of how I spent 3k on food stuffs that would last me a week.

Rice 1 mudu(8 cups) : #600
Beans 1 mudu(8 cups) : #900
Potato : #500
1/2 bottle of palm oil : #400( I add just enough to colour the food)
1 packet of maggi : #250
Powder pepper :#100
Onions :#100
Airtime :#100
Total :#2950
The remaining #50 is for Chelsea match later in the evening.

While I didn't make this post to glorify poverty but it seems some people are oblivious to the situation of things in the country at the moment. Apparently the hardship levels is skewed, based on the values that people were quoting on that thread. While some food stuffs are at a premium at the moment, there are some of us that cut our suit according to our ankara.

Next is how I manage the foodstuff to last me a week in no particular order.

Day one: Rice and beans
Day two: beans and potatoes
Day three: only Rice
Day four: porridge potatoes
Day five : only beans
Day six: Rice and beans
Day seven: potatoes and oil
Fortunately the stomach does not disclose its contents.

I iterate through the list during the week, I spend only #100 on airtime during the week. I don't call any body and spend #25 daily for 250 mb night sub which I use to apply for jobs. I wait for the following week when it gets exhausted.
I use salt as makeshift paste and patronize Hausa black soap for bathing.
I've my faze cap to conceal my overgrown hair, though my lord luggard esque moustache have a way of bringing my legs outside.
I fetch well water, boil and sieve it, in that way home made Eva water is set, who knows I might own a pure water factory in future so I'm practicing now.

Added plus: My Girlfriend
It's a popular opinion on nairaland and the country in general that most Nigerian girls are useless and are out to bring nothing but misfortune and misery to our lives. I beg to disagree because the ones around me (mom, siblings and gf) are anything but useless.

My current girlfriend is a frugal spender and taught me how to spend prudently. She taught me how to cook thereby cutting the amount I spend on food to a significant level. I can give her just #1500 and she would prepare two pots of stew and soup to last me a week. Like my Oga @chatinet would say there are still women that can go to the market with 3k and come back with two nylons.

While other nairalanders open thread open threads about their parasitic girlfriends, mine is actually helping me through a difficult phase in my life.
Sadly despite my pitiful standard of living, I still have people that I'm better than and see me as a senior man. Its that bad.

I'm not comfortable with my condition so I'm looking for jobs so as to improve my standard of living. My fellow nairalanders help me to start eating with meat by offering my any job available. I'm a graduate of Statistics/Computer Science (bsc ed) and a web developer.

So the doubting Thomas's here's a breakdown of my 3k weekly spending.

Modified: Obviously some people are still doubting my credibility. I stay in north bank, Makurdi Benue State for those asking.
Bro u a legend! Damn!!
RomanceRe: How Longest Have You Chased A Girl Before You Quit? by eyizlive(m): 1:12pm On Nov 04, 2021
[quote author=Fawwaz2163 post=107324863][/quote]Maddtt. cry
D guy for kuku complete d course collect HND
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Youtube Scriptwriter And Lyric Video Creator At Your Service!!! by eyizlive(op): 8:06am On Nov 04, 2021
Quality scripts all the time. Hit me up!
CareerRe: Youtube Scriptwriter And Lyric Video Creator At Your Service!!! by eyizlive(op): 8:05am On Nov 04, 2021
Quality scripts all the time. Hit me up!
CareerYoutube Scriptwriter And Lyric Video Creator At Your Service!!! by eyizlive(op): 10:59am On Nov 02, 2021
There's so much competition on YouTube and the fact that the average attention span of a YouTube viewer is just 60 SECONDS isn't helping.

So how can you standout and keep them interested enough to want to hit that subscribe and like button?

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Literature/Writing AdsYoutube Scriptwriter And Lyric Video Creator At Your Service!!! by eyizlive(op): 9:34am On Nov 02, 2021
There's so much competition on YouTube and the fact that the average attention span of a YouTube viewer is just 60 SECONDS isn't helping.

So how can you standout and keep them interested enough to want to hit that subscribe and like button?

GOOD CONTENT!.

This is what I offer you. I have been doing this for a year plus now. I GUARANTEE YOU TIMELY AND PLAG-FREE CONTENT ALWAYS.

Hit me up on 08141996427 and let's discuss how to take your content to higher heights. Thanks in advance
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Crypto Currency & Commodity Writers Needed by eyizlive(m): 9:11am On Nov 02, 2021
Swealy:
Send a CV with articles you have written to samson.ayeni@ratecaptain.com
Good morning sir. I've sent you an email.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Very Good Writer Needed by eyizlive(m): 7:00am On Nov 01, 2021
afroditte:
25k words military strategy nonfiction book

2 naira per word

Must be fluent in grammar and follow requirements and stick to deadline. Drop your email, WhatsApp no. or send a PM.

Pls have samples ready.
Good morning. I deliver timely and plag-free content. Call or msg on 08141996427
Literature/Writing AdsRe: .. by eyizlive(m): 6:58am On Nov 01, 2021
champeeon:
Hi guys, I'm in need of a good YouTube script writer.

Any writer can write a good YouTube script but I'll prefer someone who have written YouTube script before.

Drop your number and I'll contact you. Please be ready to share sample(s) of YouTube script.

The pay is #3 per word.

Thank you!
Good morning sir. I'm well versed with this type of work. Call or msg on 08141996427
FamilyRe: What Principle Has Kept You Through Life? by eyizlive(m): 8:16pm On Oct 29, 2021
Buddha3:
Just forget about the prayer my brother, and drink a beer.
Cheers baba
FamilyRe: What Principle Has Kept You Through Life? by eyizlive(m): 8:16pm On Oct 29, 2021
omoyankee3:
Yes, it is a quote from the book of ecclesiastics. Very profound.
Thought as much
FamilyRe: What Principle Has Kept You Through Life? by eyizlive(m): 6:57pm On Oct 28, 2021
omoyankee3:
Always utilize the principles of convexities and fractals

Time and chance happens to them all
Time and chance? Would have thought that was from the bible, no?
FamilyRe: What Principle Has Kept You Through Life? by eyizlive(m): 6:54pm On Oct 28, 2021
Buddha3:
It's important to drink 'beer' at least three days in a week.

-Yesterday
-Today
-Tomorrow.

That's how I live.
I pray for the wisdom to decipher this.
InvestmentRe: Needed Urgently For Purchase!!! by eyizlive(m): 10:18am On Aug 19, 2021
sonofElElyon:
Thought I had 1975 minted 1 kobo coins.. I was wrong
Shii

Seams it's 1974 coins that outside now
InvestmentRe: Needed Urgently For Purchase!!! by eyizlive(m): 7:55pm On Aug 18, 2021
sonofElElyon:
We just spoke.

Will revert as discussed
Baba how did this deal go?

Updattttttteeeee!!!!! Anyone pls?
RomanceRe: Ladies let's Prove This Nairaland Men Wrong!!!!!!!! by eyizlive(m): 4:51pm On Aug 14, 2021
Lol
Op can we agree say women don fall their own hand (assumin d hand ever dey up before)

But some guys really get some twisted ego sha...if ur pride no gree u post aza, den sit back and watch, is dat 2mush?

But on a real, not even 1 girl get mind throway 2k, just for the fun of it? Shame o
BusinessRe: Earn N2000 For Selling Old Coins Used In The Past by eyizlive(m): 11:46pm On Jul 29, 2021
Chips1123:
you are so mean and wicked, something you would be paid $1000 per one, you want to pay uninformed people 2k, you are wicked!
Please enlighten me

Who buys this coins at that price?
CelebritiesRe: Onyeka Onwenu: Obi Cubana’s Mother's Burial Was Lavish & Against Igbo Culture by eyizlive(m): 11:37pm On Jul 29, 2021
Hmmn
Classicism is the latest. Its superiority over tribalism is evident here. If na picture she post, this same Igbos that are insulting her will spam this thread with "igbo Amaka" but as she has spoken to their materialism, they can't take it.

Classicism tii take over!!!
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka Celebrates His 87th Birthday Today by eyizlive(m): 3:42pm On Jul 13, 2021
A quiet icon. HBD to the man
CareerRe: A Content Writer Needed Urgently by eyizlive(m): 3:01pm On Jul 12, 2021
Ivankie:
I'm in need of experienced writers who can produce quality and plagiarism free articles and ready to work timely.

Interested person should contact me via Telegram. Username is @Ivankie
Good afternoon.
I just sent you a text on telegram
Would like to hear from you sir
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Writers Needed by eyizlive(m): 5:48pm On Jul 09, 2021
Good evening, do you still need a writer?
CrimeTop 10 Biggest Liars In Nigeria by eyizlive(op): 12:22pm On Jun 16, 2021
You think you know the biggest liars in Nigeria? Check to see if your top liars are on the list

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-im65HOTA&t=145s

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