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BusinessRe: EXCLUSIVE: Best Bank In Nigeria Judging By The Numbers by eyizlive(m): 12:47pm On Sep 16, 2020
My bank FCMB not ranked on any category...I always knew they weren't well to do
RomanceRe: Which Of The Two Would You Go For? by eyizlive(m): 5:58pm On Sep 15, 2020
"olowo n'soro talika lo un nii idea"

So for this unfortunate Nigeria wey I dey Na Sandra idea I go chop? And I no get. What do u mean "EVERYBODY LOVES HER". undecided
RomanceRe: What Do You Understand From This Picture ? by eyizlive(m): 5:49pm On Sep 15, 2020
IMO, the experience furniture is more sophisticated therefore the message is, knowledge is the foundation but experience makes you more sophisticated.

Like T.D Jake's would say, if you've experienced something enough, you don't need the spirit of prophecy to be able to tell how an event will play out.
When you read something your knowledge is on a basic level but with experience, you get to understand the thing/event completely.
AdvertsRe: Sowget exchanger: Bitcoin, USDT, InstaForex, Deriv, Skrill (Sell BTC from $1) by eyizlive(m): 8:00pm On Sep 14, 2020
macphilip:
Good evening our dear customers
Pls reply Asap...can we work around the fcmb issue?
AdvertsRe: Sowget exchanger: Bitcoin, USDT, InstaForex, Deriv, Skrill (Sell BTC from $1) by eyizlive(m): 7:57pm On Sep 14, 2020
I'm trying to open an account with you guys but it seems you don't accept FCMB which is my bank, can we go around this?
CareerRe: Police Officer Smoking Shisha In Uniform: NPF Launches Investigation (Photos) by eyizlive(m): 7:04pm On Sep 13, 2020
[quote author=NaijaOlosho post=93875156]The Nigerian police has announced that it has began investigation on the viral video making round social media where an officer of the law was seen smoking shisha in public, [/b]Naija Olosho reports[b]


LWkmd!! @ bolded got me rolling...Naija Olosho Na blog nau abi Na media house...
Phone/Internet MarketRe: Used Gionee F103 Pro @10k by eyizlive(op): 9:38am On Sep 13, 2020
Pics

Phone/Internet MarketUsed Gionee F103 Pro @10k by eyizlive(op): 9:29am On Sep 13, 2020
Specs
Android 6.0
Quad core, 16gb ROM, 2gb RAM
Screen res. 720*1280, size- 5.0 inch
13mp, 2400maH li-po

Issues
Has some cracks but touch working perfectly. Also the battery is not strong (maybe a few hours after full charge). With a new battery and a nice pouch, you have yourself a Gionee f103 pro that's as good as new!

If interested call/ WhatsApp on 0 eight 1four one 996427.
Poems For ReviewRe: Short Poems ©aprilmadesqreeptz by eyizlive(op): 8:19am On Sep 13, 2020
[/b]DARK STAR HORSE[b]

Dew dripping all over the sands/

Time stamps through the echoes, I'm alive/

Slices of my heart cooked in a broth at the liquor store/

Liquor on, capes on, with the heroine as I cloud-surf/

Thoughts that I taught to a thot sleeping/

Slipping through a thot as I taught her

My thoughts are tough sweeping through the thot, I thought was sleeping/

Her thong slipping/

Pass that puff, dark lights on/

Run on the gas like a dark star horse/
Poems For ReviewRe: Short Poems ©aprilmadesqreeptz by eyizlive(op): 7:05pm On Sep 12, 2020
[/b]THE BEER MEN[b]

Dark hue ones of the beer men/

When the sun sets and snores, they get louder than silence/

They arouse joy out of the sadness/

Singing aloud, seemingly aloof to the rum that makes them unquiet/

Hush hush, they repeatedly whisper into the gramophone/

Lost ones, in lust with their new found euphoric tones/

Euphoria, that state of mind is where they bury their unsullied bones/

Shoal of souls solely sailing slowly at sea, beer in hand screaming Skol!

Life with the beer men living larger than life to the ends of the earth/

The ends of the earth like the hands of the beer men/

Tell of a legend
'bout the dark hue ones of the beer men/
Poems For ReviewRe: Short Poems ©aprilmadesqreeptz by eyizlive(op): 6:21pm On Sep 12, 2020
[/b]THE VALIANT WARRIOR[b]

Love is my bane/

The valiant warrior, love is away/

She's Anna, she's weak with the hate/

The valiant warrior she meets, bewitched
His strength like flakes fade away/

Love is her strength/

She's Anna, hate will now fret/

The valiant warrior is wary of her breath/

She's Anna, he kissed and limped
Her plight alas alights to death/

Hate is his power, love is her bliss/

Sling shots of her stares and his heart is amiss/

He falls into the deep, she saves with a reach/

She wants to keep her love but she's killing him with love as he slips into an abyss/

Now she's strong to save/

The valiant warrior's heart beats in pain/

His demise quickens/

She's strength, she's with him/

Love is my bane/

Valiant warrior no more
She's Anna, she has wrought the change/

For, he's now victory
And victory's strength is not hate/
Poems For ReviewRe: Short Poems ©aprilmadesqreeptz by eyizlive(op): 6:10pm On Sep 12, 2020
[/b] A SMOKING NIGHT[b]

A smoking night sky Rises out of the day/

Like the Phoenix out of the flames/

As light as day/

And as light as flakes/

A smoking night sky Leaves capsules of tell tale clouds/

With our dawn on the ash tray/

As light as day/

And as light as flakes/

The gods smoking our night sky Light the blunt
A flicker so our stars shine/

A puff so the moon smiles/

As light as day/

And as light as flakes/
Poems For ReviewShort Poems ©aprilmadesqreeptz by eyizlive(op): 6:04pm On Sep 12, 2020
[/b]THIS IS IT[b]

This is it/

It's my four letter words that doesn't hate/

Which begins in "hell" through to heavens gate/

A smile on an Angel's face/

Prompts me to seek the best definition of beauty and instead of words, I have a name/

Lost in the splendour of a world only accessible through your eyes/

An imperfect paradise made perfect by your smile/

One that heals me/ By the miracle of your beauty/

This is it
It's my imagination riding the waves of emotions stirred by you/

I get high off of it. Hoping to land on my feet, but then I fall for you/

And all I can do is pour my heart into a vessel for you/

Then pray that your thirst will not renew/

This is it.
BusinessRe: The Value Of The Naira: A Revelation Of The Values Of Nigerians! by eyizlive(m): 5:21pm On Sep 12, 2020
@op comfortably forgot to mention the ease it takes to make/earn those monies...yes in Nigeria you'll live like a big boy with $1500 and you can't do that abroad but how easy is it to make $1500 here?

Over there, they have more jobs paying per hour. For instance, On an average a writing job pays $50 (20,500) for a 1500 word article. Enter Nairaland and your average pay for a 1500 word article is 3k (@2 per word). So what are we talking about?

There's no way to spin it, Nigeria is terrible and that's a fact. It's a thing that happens when people get a little disappointed at life abroad, they start to feel that maybe Nigeria is not that bad. Just come back home and find out.
RomanceRe: Nigerians' Reactions To A Post About 'Zimbabwean Women & Love For Money' by eyizlive(m): 12:14pm On Sep 12, 2020
[quote author=GhostderGeist post=93823007][/quote]Lol...Are we bringing back d give-no-Bleep days...
RomanceRe: Can Someone Explain The Feeling Of Disgust, Remorse And Disdain After Sex.? by eyizlive(m): 8:09am On Aug 31, 2020
muller101:
As long as it has to do with sex. Analysis go full nairaland. Wasted generation.
Lwkmd! Guy chill...u sef follow dey here Na.
Music BusinessRe: Whatsapp Group For Upcoming Artists And Producers by eyizlive(m): 5:50pm On Aug 30, 2020
08141996427...let's do this
RomanceRe: She Has A Boyfriend But She Denied It And Told Me She's Single by eyizlive(m): 3:56pm On Aug 28, 2020
xtervaganza:
during world war 2, June 1944 the battle of Normandy.18 year olds jumped out of planes to fight war.



August 2020 27 year old man does not know what to do with a broad.


This generation is weak
Lwkmd!!!
But we still fight during these times. Only that the mode of fighting and battleground has changed.
LiteratureRe: Grammarly Premium by eyizlive(m): 6:14pm On Aug 07, 2020
gnelochigozie:
You need grammarly premium at an almost free rate? Join me now on Telegram @freebiesgroup

writers needed
Ebook writers
Freelance writers
i need it ASAP. what's the link to the group?
RomanceRe: Have You Seen This Sex Position? by eyizlive(m): 4:04pm On Aug 06, 2020
Oboy... soo comfy
InvestmentRe: Talk naira: Scam Or Real? by eyizlive(m): 7:37pm On Jul 29, 2020
lammyna:
The site should have been closed down by now. Someone needs to report this site to stop further scamming, please don't mind my grammar.
Please to whom or where can we report them?
InvestmentRe: Talk naira: Scam Or Real? by eyizlive(m): 7:36pm On Jul 29, 2020
We really should do something about that site. They are really scamming people of funds...I personally invested 20k through an "exchanger" called Hollabiz.
Anybody with ideas on at least how to close down the site should speak please. At least that if the criminal running the site can't be arrested.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Redpillers Online Group by eyizlive(m): 8:15pm On Jul 09, 2020
08141996427
RomanceRe: Your Faithful Wife Will Fvck Other Men When You Are Broke For A Long Time by eyizlive(m): 7:36pm On Jul 08, 2020
Kccheechy:
This opinion of yours is not only preposterous, it is the wackest and dumbest opinion I have heard concerning married people who cheat. It also Shows that you are just trying to justify your sleeping with another man's wife. Most times, we are the architect of our downfall. You are taking pride in sleeping with another man's wife not knowing you are creating an avalanche of problems that you may not come out from. Problems that your children will partake in if caution is not taken. If the husband of the woman you are bedding finds out and decides to punish you by killing you or rendering you useless through diabolical means now people who will see you then will start to pity you, not knowing the reason behind the fate that befell you.
Normally I don't do this but, how old are you?
If you can compose a reply without insulting yourself, then there's hope for you.
RomanceRe: Your Faithful Wife Will Fvck Other Men When You Are Broke For A Long Time by eyizlive(m): 2:31pm On Jul 08, 2020
The way some peeps takeout their frustrations on NL topics shows naija is far from the worst. Too many children with Internet access.
OP simply stated a frequent and undeniable occurrence in our generation and instead to shut up since there's nothing to say, y'all outchea defending your mums like someone attacked her. But I'm curious why most of y'all acting defensive of ya mums?
As for the topic, I've always wondered why people rush into marriage anyways and I find out a lot of virgin niggaz (I mean does who've not been fuckd by life) think love is all that matters in marriage. Las las we go all dey alright
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Wrongly Spells The Name Of North's Horse. by eyizlive(op): 8:52pm On Jun 30, 2020
etrange:
A "hoe" is supposedly someone who sleeps with different men. Kim is a married woman with a family who hasn't been accused of cheating. Kim's sex tape with someone she was dating when she was 22 got leaked and she sued the company who paid dearly for it outside court. Besides, she wasn't the only person whose sex got leaked that period but hers went viral cause she was already popular even before the tape. If your point is that anyone who has sex before marriage is a hoe, that's fine, she is one. But then, who isn't?

Ok, let's agree she was chasing clout then since it's a possibility that shouldn't be ruled out, that is not even our argument now. You posited that she made this exact post for clout and I am saying that's an assumption. I don't buy into that assumption cause there are a million things she could use to take over the social media if such was her aim. But again, I'm not ruling it off, I'm saying you shouldn't present your thoughts or assumptions like facts because you could be wrong. You'd agree with me if you aren't being sentimental.

I never for once said the error was a typo. I have always maintained it was an error (limited knowledge) and I am sure there are names you think you know how to spell but can't. Even auto correct wouldn't help you with such unpopular names that are not of English origin. Like I said, you simply made an assumption, the ideal thing was to use words like "probably", "might", etc. since you don't have any evidence. But your sentiments wouldn't let you.
I appreciate the fact that we had this argument without insults...and I'll prolly stop using the WORD " insultive".
As for me being sentimental cuz you think I hate her, I couldn't agree cuz I don't hate wealthy people (including hoes) but like the statement you made, there are a million other stunts a Kim k could pull to go viral, so why this one?
Now, I might be wrong and who knows, her account could even have been hacked or worse, she's border line stupid and doesn't care who knows...
She's living the life tho', she deserves it and I respect her but that don't mean when I see shii I call it gold because it came from a celeb.
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Wrongly Spells The Name Of North's Horse. by eyizlive(op): 6:33pm On Jun 30, 2020
etrange:
And I'm telling there's nothing that evidently shows it's clout chasing. You're only presenting your assumption as a fact and that's fallacious. And that is even a funny assumption cause deliberate wrong spellings wouldn't get Kim, one of the most famous female celebrities in the world, any more attention than her family tv series or her pictures or her brand or her husband would get her. When it comes to proper nouns like people's names, names of places, etc., wrong spelling is very common even amongst native speakers so it's not a matter of knowing that words aren't necessarily pronounced according to words.

Concluding I'm saying these cause I love Kim goes to show how hastily you make your assumptions. I've not even seen a complete episode of her family show. I'm trying to be logical with my perspectives unlike some people who are calling her a clout chaser or a "hoe" based on pure sentiments and no evidence.
Boy, this is tiring and I can't relate to your "logical perspectives" so here are facts.
*kim bleeped for fame and money (if that's not a hoe and a clout-chaser, you're delusional)
*she bought those horses, she likes those horses and typed "freesian" twice. It's not a typo and if she didn't know the correct spelling she could have googled it but she didn't.
Honestly I don't know what she stands to gain but I know clout-chasing done right is big bucks. so if you're waiting for me to upload a video where she would say she did it for clout (evidence) well...that would explain a lot about you.
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Wrongly Spells The Name Of North's Horse. by eyizlive(op): 5:37pm On Jun 30, 2020
etrange:
Wow! So you assume she actually went to the Netherlands to buy the horse? Do you guys in Nigeria go to Germany to buy a German shepherd? Oga, I live in North America and you can buy this horse from many breeding houses around here. The spelling she gave would have the same pronunciation as the correct word so she might have always called it correctly and just didn't know the spelling. An error is not a crime and not unusual.

"Insultive" is just an error that is very frequent. Anybody could coin anything and call it a word but regardless of how you paint it, it is still an error cause when you were making that post, I bet your intention wasn't to employ a "non standard word". You probably didn't know it wasn't an acceptable English word until I called your attention to it. And here you are justifying the usage.
Firstly, yes, I didn't know it wasn't standard but the comparison you're making is what I'm correcting.
Secondly, I need you to point-out where I insinuated that she had to go to friesland to buy the horses.
Thirdly, an error is not a crime but this here is not an error but clout-chasing (also not a crime) and your love/respect for Kim won't change that. So unless you want to tell me Kim isn't aware that the pronunciation of words aren't always equal to their spelling, you have no point here.
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Wrongly Spells The Name Of North's Horse. by eyizlive(op): 5:05pm On Jun 30, 2020
etrange:
Friesland is a place but you'd have to know the horse was named based on that fact that it originated from that place to know the spelling. She might know what someone from there is called but might not be aware that's the basis for naming the horse. Even if she didn't know about the place and what people from there are called, it's still an error caused by limited knowledge and not necessarily clout chasing. Friesland is a region in the Netherlands, you can't possibly tell me you know all the regions there and what people from each are called.

You don't have to be defensive, "insultive" is a frequent error in countries that speak English as a second language. It is called malapropism (the use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound). No English language testing institution would accept that regardless of the region. Whether it becomes standard tomorrow or not is another thing entirely.
Let me breakdown what you're saying... She bought 14 horses from somewhere she doesn't know. She just likes them and doesn't care what they're called until when she wanted to post it. Then she asks someone for the name and after hearing it, just assumed she could spell it. Is that right?

I wasn't defending myself, insultive is a word although non-standard. I'm not an Englishman neither is this an exam hall. There's nothing called a "freesian horse", so stop trying to compare.
CelebritiesRe: Kim K Wrongly Spells The Name Of North's Horse. by eyizlive(op): 4:05pm On Jun 30, 2020
etrange:
She spelt it wrong twice because it never occurred to her the spelling was wrong. It was not a mistake (accidental), it was an error (lack of knowledge). That doesn't make it deliberate. Anybody could be in that position just like you didn't know "insultive" is not a standard English word.

Btw, I wouldn't care if you sounded insulting, that's what NL is known for anyway.
Since you know about standard english words I'm sure you know that:
*It's not free from regional differences
*friesland is a place (the origin of the horses) not some English word that could become non-standard tomorrow because some "professors" don't like it.

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