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Religion / Re: Nigeria Female Traditionalist: My Greatest Regret In Life Is Going To Church by eyizlive(m): 11:56am On May 15, 2019
I have a problem with the church-goers who call themselves Christians. You keep defending God and you call him almighty. Y'all are the reason for atheism. Keep your mouth shut ,live and let live and let God be God.

To the atheists, we all must believe in something. Believing there is no God is still a belief, I just choose to believe in something that can't be explained.

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Investment / Re: Do You Need An Online Survey Job? by eyizlive(m): 9:41am On May 15, 2019
sindysongs:
Add me on WhatsApp let's discuss...
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my name is Joseph Ifunanya.

I'm interested but are you sure that number is on WhatsApp?
Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile And Rahman Jago Released By EFCC, Naira Marley Left Behind by eyizlive(m): 7:45am On May 15, 2019
See naijarians o...they are proud of their Yahoo boys, wehdone o, kip it up
Enu e le wa yen.
Family / Re: A Man Afraid Of 30. A Woman Afraid Of 30 by eyizlive(m): 1:06pm On May 14, 2019
Threads like this are what keeps Nairaland going...
Now I respect all the comments here but to those who have scaled through and are out of the "rock bottom" please let's help others out with more than just motivational words. Business ideas, tips, vacancies and the likes...thanks for this thread.

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley is celebrating his birthday in EFCC custody, Zlatan Ibile reacts by eyizlive(m): 11:17am On May 10, 2019
But why ppl dumb laidis? Shey all of una no know sey Na metaphor....d guy no dey any EFCC office Na...him dey him house o...EFCC no catch am.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Intercepts 70,800 Tramadol Tablets, Arrests 32 by eyizlive(m): 11:11am On May 10, 2019
Abeg make una free this drugs for us ...ahah kilode? Man no fit take drug make e dey OK again nii?...its a psychedelic drug and it's therapeutic if taken properly. #freeourtramadol

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Crime / Re: Suicidal Man Prevented From Plunging Into The Lagoon In Leki, Lagos by eyizlive(m): 3:25pm On May 09, 2019
Oboy, no be joke o...suicide Na crime for naija o...if you're caught trying to Kee ursef, you'll be arrested and prosecuted and maybe even sentenced to death by hanging...Choi!!! Ayaff die

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool vs Barcelona: UCL Semi-Finals (4 - 0) On 7th May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 10:14pm On May 07, 2019
Barca tii 4 :0....
Respect a club with tradition...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 12:27am On May 02, 2019
ozilo1chance:

Bro, it might surprise you to know that I'm a die hard Liverpool fan......... but whenever I see the truth I just have to say it.
No be only you, de score-line pain me Wella
My only consolation is that we Lost to the team with best player in their ranks.

Which truth I no talk bro? D thing wey dey der be say this barca team wouldn't come out of the match with a draw if that cheat wasn't on the field but anyways it's all good. Liverpool is a team in progress people are just in a haste , we'll get there just not yet but guy, that cheat needs to retire so everyone can have a level playing ground...it's too much abeg

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 11:52pm On May 01, 2019
ozilo1chance:

Ma broda, your comment made me rolling
D tin really pain you gan
But in all honesty that guy called Messi is truly a cheat

Na wetin u wan hear? E pain me o seriously... But let's face it, you no go talk am for here but you no that una no get shishi after that messi...Na rhetorical question oh ,no answer...we all know already.

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Car Talk / Re: This 24-karat Gold Bike Is More Expensive Than A Brand New Rolls-royce Cullinan by eyizlive(m): 11:48pm On May 01, 2019
NumbEmotions:
I'd fancy a bike made of human poo than this

You're remarkable...don't you ever forget that.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 11:39pm On May 01, 2019
mvem:
...I don't get

It wasn't VVD that was there with Suarez...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 11:35pm On May 01, 2019
mvem:
..first goal was VVD fault ...Suarez ghost past him...but he did well...some people are asking why does he get back when messi runs with the ball, they don't know it is stupid to charge at messi

Guy u no watch ball ...highlights dey watch am make u come zoom the defender face.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 11:32pm On May 01, 2019
Martinez39:
When you Liverpool fans were bragging, you didn't remember that Barcelona is nothing without Messi. Go sleep.

Good point...noted...I will go and sleep, so you can enjoy your time...enjoy it well o...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 11:27pm On May 01, 2019
But all this guy's saying VVD this and that, shey d guy no play well nii abi Na una no watch ball? Even if you wan brag una no fit put small sense. VVD played well today anybody that can't come to terms with that is simply dull in the head.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 11:22pm On May 01, 2019
metch1:
If you know you know

Aswear....messi just does it for this barca ppl always. Kilode
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Liverpool: UCL Semi Finals (3 - 0) On 1st May 2019 by eyizlive(m): 11:05pm On May 01, 2019
Say whatever you like we lost but all barca fans can brag now and act like they have a team without messi...all of us go dey hear dey watch barca match when messi don retire, thank God that cheat is 30 yrs plus...he no go tey again.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Tinubu Allies Demand Plan B by eyizlive(m): 6:39pm On Apr 28, 2019
Power does not reside in the presidency, Senate or any title . Tinubu is proof of this. And all nairalanders who are still on tribalistic BS. Keep it up your greatness is bottled in a Chelsea dry gin.
Politics / Re: How Will You Rate Fashola's Performance As Minister Of Power? by eyizlive(m): 5:09pm On Apr 28, 2019
See Nigerians oh...it's like we used to have light before fashola came...
And on that quote about a serious govt. He's right , a serious govt. Can solve the power issues but that is not to mean he can or he's part of a serious govt.
Romance / Re: Lady Rejects Soldier's Marriage Proposal (I Don't Know When You Will Die) by eyizlive(m): 5:01pm On Apr 28, 2019
So the girl wan marry Pesin wey she go Know the day wey him go die? This type of WA is huge.
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Reason For The Increase In Alcohol Intake Among Youth Today? by eyizlive(m): 4:51pm On Apr 28, 2019
RonKenoly:

Have nothing against weed or alcohol, but you know that alcohol is not natural though.

Some are, some are not. Do you take both?
Business / Re: Would Dangote Be This Rich In America? by eyizlive(m): 4:48pm On Apr 28, 2019
thesicilian:

The economy is a setback for most entrepreneurs in Nigeria, and Dangote on the surface is no exception. Though he may also have benefited from the overall lack of control, checks and balances from the government, one can not rule out the almost unarguable fact that anyone who can succeed in a backward society like Nigeria can succeed anywhere else in the world.

Really? You believe that. You're remarkable.
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Reason For The Increase In Alcohol Intake Among Youth Today? by eyizlive(m): 4:05pm On Apr 28, 2019
RonKenoly:

Lol, but bros after all the drink and smoke what next?

After having sex, what next?
Why should one come to this earth and be scared to take nature's product but always comfortable with chemicals? Weed will harm you but all those processed food won't abi?
Nairaland / General / Re: What's The Reason For The Increase In Alcohol Intake Among Youth Today? by eyizlive(m): 3:46pm On Apr 28, 2019
Greatzeus:
Surprised nobody has mentioned the number one cause alchol intake is so prevalent among youths even in Junior secondary schools.
Growing up in the 80s 90s and early 2000s, buying of alcohol is expensive, at least for a teenager then, schnapps Aromatic gin comes in very big bottle that not everyone can afford. But now gin comes in N50 and N100 satchets that even a primary school boy can afford.
There are now many brands of cheap satchets gin that claims to be for " manpower" "Jedi""opa eyin" etc some of the brand names sound so ridiculous. The women who sell these alcoholic drinks do pack them in a bowl in different brands. Go to any garage in Lagos or any busy area you will see them there.
In America you can't buy alcohol if you don't have an I'd that you are 18 and in most states 21 years. But here, parents send children to buy beers, uncles send their nephews to buy satchets gin.
I thank God that I have formed all my habits before this new era of drugs and alcohol abuse, please parents you will have to do x10 of home training of what our parents gave us to your kids if you don't want them to waste their lives. Things so bad morally nowadays.
When I was serving I caught little boys not more than 13 to 15 years with nude women photos on their phone? Now anyone with a smart phone and internet connection can have access to millions of porn materials with just a few words search on Google.
Parents don't take anything for granted,things are different now compare to when we were kids.

And you and all those well-mannered oldies have done us proud...you don't drink and you don't smoke and Nigeria has been better for it.

Woe to all those who haven't experienced life in all it's facets. Y'all are the biggest loosers
Business / Re: Would Dangote Be This Rich In America? by eyizlive(m): 2:52pm On Apr 28, 2019
thesicilian:
With a dollar almost 400 times it's naira equivalent, Dangote still struggles to be among the world's richest. Imagine how much richer he wouldbe on a level playing field.

I don't understand what you wrote...as in are they people here who think Nigeria is a problem to Dangote?
Like half the big names in our entertainment industry, is there any of them who would have been bigger had he not been in Nigeria?
Abegi o! A shitty place is heaven for pigs
Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Bags Honorary Doctorate In ABU Zaria, Femi Otedola Spotted by eyizlive(m): 2:41pm On Apr 28, 2019
Which Kain richman you be if them no award you honorary degree ? Inside life inside nigeria
Sports / Re: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by eyizlive(m): 2:32pm On Apr 28, 2019
cr7lomo:
How can u call someone that is in one league and has refused to leave the greatest...u think it's easy to shine in another league...when Rivaldo left Barca, he joined Milan, and that was when Milan was Milan but he flopped ... when kaka left Milan , he joined Madrid and he flopped , when figo left the Spanish league and joined the Italian league, he flopped...when Beckham left man u and joined Madrid he dint live up to expectation... When ronaldinho left Barca for Milan , he flopped.... Bale is turning to a disaster in Spain unlike in England...di Maria was a waste in England... Sebastian veron was a disaster when he left Italy for England, so as shevchenko... So u can't guarantee that messi will excel in another league , messi can't excel in the national team ... Messi in the WC has only scored teams like Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria( half of his WC goals) ....but Ronaldo has excelled in 3diff league and has turned top scorer for these teams for over a decade

This guy been Copy and pasting BS since 1900

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Performs At Idris Elba's Wedding, Dances With Christian Louboutin by eyizlive(m): 2:26pm On Apr 28, 2019
AleAirHub:
I love davido such much. Rich kid that hustle hard like poor kid... kiss

Asin me too **I love him such much**
Celebrities / Re: There's Humiliation In Traveling With A Nigerian Passport! - Falz Manager. by eyizlive(m): 2:21pm On Apr 28, 2019
WhiteSoup:
I *does not knows* when people will learn to support this government and stop bringing him down.

Buhari has come to stay and we all voted him back so we should enjoy this while it lasts.

Tinubu/Nmandi Kanu 2023

Me sef does not knows
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leceister City Vs Arsenal (3 - 0) On 28th April 2019 by eyizlive(m): 2:14pm On Apr 28, 2019
Put your hands up if you know man city are dropping points today?

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Celebrities / Re: "I’m too young to have a boyfriend" – Priscilla Ojo by eyizlive(m): 2:11pm On Apr 28, 2019
...question- how come she's in her final year?
Answer- money answereth all things, at least in Nigeria.
Sports / Re: Pictures Of Leo Messi Lifting The La Liga Cup, For The 10th Time In Barcelona. by eyizlive(m): 1:51pm On Apr 28, 2019
Usually I don't do this but Steven Gerrard was the greatest player who ever did it.
Bami fa

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