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Rap BattlesRe: Audio Battle : Eyonigger Vs Ofokasibe : Come In And Vote For The Winner . by eyonigger(m): 11:30am On Jul 21, 2009
H.J:
@ eyo nigga: men eyonigger u get time and strength to dey waste for some people. It's as if these so called 'oldies' in NL were concieved from one wack womb. first it was sauron and crackles now it's ofpkasibe. I've not heard the diss song n i dont even want to. After readin ofoka's lines and hearin his diss to sauron, I just concluded his wackness. Eyo better people dey wey u suppose dey drop this hot bars on. For instance, I'm feellin one Ibime dude, at least he is worth a challenge than Mr. Orie Ofakisibe. Guy abeg, shun did dude. he needs top battle the likes of sky b.
WORD!!!!
Rap BattlesRe: ~~~~mallthius Vs Ibime - Survival Of The Sickest ~~~~ by eyonigger(m): 11:24am On Jul 21, 2009
no mind ofasko, na somehow/onekind correct guy, but complex dey worry am, he wants attention all the way round.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by eyonigger(m): 11:31pm On Jul 20, 2009
hustler:
this is posed to be the home of ORIGINAL rhyme heads, dude u just FAKING around/
Homie u an "EYO" this aint the place for u to be masquerading around/


Think i'mma love dis nothin personal tho.
Hey take that word back and recycle then u better do a re-spit/
Eyo aint no masquerade, its Hey-Yo mofoka best u just gat to desist/
Nairaland GeneralRe: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by eyonigger(m): 4:05pm On Jul 20, 2009
congo, I need to buy some information from u. SERIOUSLY
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 3:40pm On Jul 20, 2009
TheSeeker:
If she could have had sex with you, then I don't see why she'll keep kissing until marriage. Don't you think that's ridiculous? Of all things she wants to keep until marriage, it's kissing? I beg to differ. I still insist you ask her to know why she has kept that out of the relationship
Bro, I pretty much understand this girl, she is trying to save all of these things for the future because she knows more of those gurls that have lost everything at an early age b4 marriage, she really does care about her being standard for her marital life.

Did you know that those 2 shaggings took me a whole lot of skills and seduction before I was successful?? There are times that I would want to penetrate and she would tell me to stop, n I would stop.

After the two last shaggings, I wanted to shag her, n she was like eyo do u know that u have shagged me twice. Man I was like yo girl ur counting?? She was like yes boo, I have to also reserve my juice for my future husband, saying she dnt want it spoilt. Can you extract something from this??


IFELEKE:
eyo my fellow barca disciple
Get used to the 20sec. show,she might not enjoy your kiss(or even kissing generally) hence her rather funny stand on it.
Ife my man, the way she sounded does show she loves kisses. Besides no girl wud lock lips with eyo n wont wanna get more. I guess she's more of a policy kind of gurl regarding her assets or what she can offer romantically.
Nairaland GeneralRe: *For Guys Only* : Assess Nairaland Babes Here by eyonigger(m): 3:33pm On Jul 20, 2009
Subject: sistawoman

A very matured minded and intelligent lady. Great sense of humor, humble and very good in giving advises.
Subject : iice

Cool, calm n collected. Intelligent and witty. Minds her own business, says whatever is in her mind, very crude and ego tripping kind of lady. Very very coded.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by eyonigger(m): 3:06pm On Jul 20, 2009
littlecaf:
not too long i left the hood cuz the hood was dong me no good, and they won't stop searching for my foot they keep wourdring were i get my food, my lines are full of ryhme and my ryhme can bring you nice rice spice dice and size you up
Look at this dude, he got lost showing us is khaki combat/
Mehn ur so old school, go do dishes u little whaky scum-Arrow/
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 12:12pm On Jul 20, 2009
TheSeeker:
I stated that point in my first comment: If she kisses for too long, something exceptional happens to her and that's what you have to find out for yourself from her. She might be blunt, but be a bit shy to tell you some issues simply because she feels it's awkward. Some people are just not used to such things. Maybe if she kisses for too long she starts to cum or something -- I'm just saying -- but something she doesn't like happens to her when she kisses for a long time hence, makes her uncomfortable.
Haaaaa, bro, be it saying something regarding me or herself, she dnt just give a F about that, my gurl loves to cum n I make her cum well.


I think bolage has a very good point there.


opuro:
The girl no wan make u spoil am. She know say after a long kiss u go want the koko
Opuro, everything about u na lie lie. false false, u no see sey i talk am sey we don knack twice?
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 11:37am On Jul 20, 2009
TheSeeker:
Well, the commitment I mean is where you'd make it known to her that you're intending to have courtship with her, then later marriage if it all goes well from the former: But I said that on account of my thought that you've not had sex. However, with the situation at hand now, I think she's mostly in the right position to tell you why she doesn't want to kiss you for more than shortly. I wouldn't have a speculation for her stance on kissing you, even when you said mouth odor is outta the scene. Check with her, she most definitely will have an answer for you. Maybe she, in her own sense of smell, perceives odor from your mouth. Does she have mouth odor herself or tongue pains?
Bro, I can account for at least so many times that I state in some of my statements to her that she is a wife material, and I can also account for at least three times stating I would love to marry her.
She also goes by saying attimes " lets run away, but my mum would run mad, remember im the only one shes'got" n she would say attimes, "lets run a blood oath, n she wud be like mehn I cnt do that, too dangerous"

With all those apart, I think the kissing issue is a thorough issue to be researched, because like I have stated before, there is nothing wrong with my breath or any other thing, I have asked her so many questions regarding the kssing issue, and I have cleared all flaws that could be related to it, and my girl aint the type that would hide her feelings in telling u what probs u got that is stopping her from whatever she wants to do, she dnt care if it hurts ur feelings or not, so if my breath or any other thing could be the cause, she would have uttered it.

Sometimes I feeling a long kiss on her own side is a form of a pre-commitment process, because I remember a day we were about to part, she was in the car n then she told me to draw closer to her, I did, n she gently locked her lips with mine, it was so passionate and deep, and all of a sudden she withdrew n started feeling kind of emotional, so I kinda like picked up a point there that she could be falling too deep in love if she engages herself in a long kiss. Am I making a point here?


Bolarge:
Sounds to me like she's trying to keep everything in check.
An intelligent girl knows the point beyond which even she may lose control and simply doesn't want things to progress to that level.

My assumption.



. . . . and yes, she just might be saving the passionate variant for marriage.
May sound silly to you but hey! it's her choice, her life.
I think u have a point there, and it seems to kinda like relate to somethings I speculated above.
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 10:41am On Jul 20, 2009
TheSeeker:
I meant that, as you've said she's too tender to have a committed relationship with, so has she thought and asked herself, "Why would he want to kiss a tender aged girl if he sure isn't ready to make a commitment?" And she carefully took her time to ensure she backs off whenever you're into the preliminaries of the kissing stage. Understood now?I guess that depends on the relationship and the kind of guy such girls are involved with. Let me make an instance: A girl has a crush on a guy, he steps up to her and talk. They start a relationship; then she has a sister who saw her with this guy and told her, "He's a player," and tells her all she has to know, do you know what the result might be? Considering her age, she won't want to leave him ---because most girls at that age don't detach themselves from who they have a crush on so easily when they have progressed to a relationship level. She'll find it extremely difficult to kiss him let alone have sex especially when she's the type that listens to her big sister and at the same time she doesn't want to tell this guy to step up and make a commitment because she's scared she'd scare her away. Some girls' IQ differ even at 18. Some can be extremely smart, while some would still be acting like they are 10. But, how long has this been happening?
Brother, before I even respond to ur first post, can u please tell me what kind of commitment you are talking about here. The kind of having a commitment that I know of is having a relationship with a girl, and you are proposing marriage or something like that. What other commitments are there in a relationship? Please let me know, cos to my own understanding, we both love each other, and we have shagged twice. So why shud the kissing be an exception in this issue?

This gurl in question is very smart, and she acts like someone in her 22's.
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 11:56pm On Jul 19, 2009
Ibk, truly speaking, do u think a girl of such age could be thinking that far as to making a guy make such commitment to her?
RomanceRe: Ages Of Nairalanders. by eyonigger(m): 2:37pm On Jul 19, 2009
sissy is 39.
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 2:35pm On Jul 19, 2009
whitelexi:
But why cant she just give it to him straight - like that pear cider made of only pears?
Why not just say: Eyonigger, u need to step up the plate and make a commitment or else i wont be kissing u for more than 20secs a day??
My 2pac lover brother. Lexi I doubt if thats what she is insinuating, can she be thinking too far since she is that young?
Rap BattlesRe: Rap Lines You'll Never Forget by eyonigger(m): 2:26pm On Jul 19, 2009
And all I see is these paranoid bitches, illegal adventures
Bustin motherfuckers with uppercuts, I leave 'em with dentures
Cause in my criminal mind, nobody violates the Don
I write your name on a piece of paper, now your family's gone
Why perpetrate like you can handle my team?
So merciless that my attack'll take command of your dreams
Leavin motherfuckers drownin in they own blood
Clownin takin pictures later
Laugh bout the punk bitches, that turned snitches
Regulate my area, the terror I represent
Makin yo' people disappear, you wonderin where they went?
Am I cold or is it just I sold my soul?
Addicted to these streets, never find true peace I'm told
Come take my body God, don't let me suffer any longer
Smoke a pound of marijuana, so I know it ain't long
Where is the end to all my misery, is there a close?
I suppose that's why I murder my foes, when thugs cry
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 1:47pm On Jul 19, 2009
TheSeeker:
Just as she must have been smart enough to ask herself that question about you, she furthered queried herself, "how would you be kissing a girl of such tender age?". That is how it is. You can't make a commitment, you don't get no kiss and she's smart enough to get that.

But, she may have this kind of sexual hormones that comes throbbing whenever a man lays hands on her and speculating what kind of man you might be, she decided to back on at the "kiss" stage.
Brother, truly I am not that advanced in English language, so Im finding it really hard to understand your post, can you make it more clearer?


sley4life:
she is indirectly telling u to use close up toothpasfe
No jokes here bro/sis,read my post again, no breath issues involved.


Romeo4real:
Is she 12yrs old?
18.
Rap BattlesRe: Audio Battle : Eyonigger Vs Ofokasibe : Come In And Vote For The Winner . by eyonigger(m): 11:06pm On Jul 18, 2009
Plz do not use me to compare that devils incarnate.
Besides, are u pre-admitting ur flawed rapping skill?
Coz u sound like I havent even listened to ur audio spill.
I have listened to it bro, and my ear almost deafened.
Do another, impress me then u'll see who the black hidden viper is.
RomanceRe: Could This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 10:43pm On Jul 18, 2009
aint getin mad @ her, besides how can I be making a commitment to a girl of such tender age.

and how exactly do u mean that ur commitment?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by eyonigger(m): 10:30pm On Jul 18, 2009
I aint saying nothing says maedon.
RomanceCould This Be True? by eyonigger(op): 7:22pm On Jul 18, 2009
My girlfriend just opened up to me after a long time questioning her reason for avoiding a long kiss, the maximum minute we spend kissing is 20 seconds, then she'll stop.

After serious questioning, she finally opened up and told me she was saving her kiss for her future husband.

I laughed my guts off, and I just did not believe that excuse.

However some of you might be speculating that bad breath or lack of kissing skills e.t.c could be the reason, but hell naw all of those kissing flaws has been cleared. So I was thinking maybe some Nlander's could have a say regarding her :" saving her kiss for her future husband" TRUE OR FALSEhuh
Rap BattlesRe: Sauron Vs Ibime by eyonigger(m): 6:59pm On Jul 18, 2009
Any1 that comes up on here n say Sauron wins this clearly does not know about rhyme or anything about rap.

Another issue is, these dudes could be good in text spitting, but might not be able to do mic spitting.
Music/RadioRe: 2pac, B.I.G. Who made a greater impact in the hip-hop world? by eyonigger(m): 6:50pm On Jul 18, 2009
If I shud start to talk about how pac has made a greater impact in hiphop? I will never stop

Tupac all in all.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by eyonigger(m): 5:55pm On Jul 18, 2009
Eyonigger is back. I am crossing my fingers and waiting for whatever to happen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: The 2009 Summer Football Transfer Thread(Bayern £22m Robben, Inter £13m Sneijdr) by eyonigger(m): 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2009
You guys shud cool the fire down, FUTURE TV is yet to confirm the signing if its for sure.

Wud let yall know.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . by eyonigger(m): 4:04pm On Jul 18, 2009
congo, analytically u can not just conclude by saying " Nairaland's Coolest Babe Is". . . . . . .

You can say Romance Coolest Babe Is. . . . . . . or whichever section she mostly visit.

If you go to other sections, you'll meet cooler peeps, go to sports, cristalz is one of them.

Go to that other section( i forgot) nijacutee is the coolest.

Here on Romance, I may choose iice, so be specific and directly declarative when your making such statements.

If ur serious bout thus thread, then I guess tope is tha 1 ur talking about, some of ur clues are false just to keep um guessing.
RomanceRe: I Presume We Love Each Other by eyonigger(m): 3:48pm On Jul 18, 2009
so just coz shes got feelings for u wud make her wait 4 u? Hell na brof, she wud go 4 another guy.
Nairaland GeneralWhere Is Heatfusion Contd: by eyonigger(op): 3:40pm On Jul 18, 2009
who are u classifying to as " children"? I sure hope u know we aint age mate, besides if u cnt tolerate me, why curse me out in the first place?
EventsRe: Happy Birthday Seun by eyonigger(m): 3:33pm On Jul 18, 2009
Correct guy, Mr Seun. I congratulate you, happy belated bday. M pleasure to know you are one of us(july).

We are all great people.
Rap BattlesRe: Audio Battle : Eyonigger Vs Ofokasibe : Come In And Vote For The Winner . by eyonigger(m): 3:17pm On Jul 18, 2009
Guy, sincerely u dnt know how to rap,talk less of rhyming.
You are a good word constructor bt cnt place them well for ur flow to go along.

You rap assive your reading a bible passage. Too slow.

Remember i told u i wnt respond until you impress me. If you do, my rap wud be beatless, wud flow freely so u can hear me spit flows.
Rap BattlesRe: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by eyonigger(m): 3:13pm On Jul 18, 2009
Eyo farted on those retarded now ur b.itch ass is added/
Punchlines are padded/ so ur lines are disregarded/
Rap BattlesRe: " The Freestyle Lounge" by eyonigger(m): 11:50pm On Jul 16, 2009
shaz, clean it up if u see any, u can clean mine too after reading. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Is Heatfusion. by eyonigger(op): 11:22pm On Jul 16, 2009
FL Gators:
Really!
Trying to give a damn, but darn!!!! Not given!
Abeg go sidon. Dnt post here again, we have found out who ur fake ass is.

Ngozi mummy, I know sey them be real human being, but how many of them wey dey see? Too many wowority wey go dey make mouth for here, inferiority complex pple dey make the most mouth here, whereas I wonder what the big deal is.

Ife, no Barca signing until now. I tire.

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