Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 9:01pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
[s] iLegendd: Sorry for everything. I'm apologizing because I don't want to be stalked.
I retrieve everything I said earlier. I was 100% wrong and you were 100% right. Accept my sincere apology and move on.
Thank you for your understanding. [/s] I beg you in the name of whatever you worship and your landlord Nairaland, stay the hell out of my mentions. Thank you for your understanding |
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 8:24pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
iLegendd: .... I don't read what people who live on NL write. They are welcome to commit suicide in their romance land bedroom |
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 8:19pm On Aug 18, 2019 |
iLegendd: ... I don't read what shameless talkatives write. A good dose of their own meds
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Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 11:45am On Aug 18, 2019 |
shiffynaani: bro, i think you should try to package this 'how to sell book on amazon' what will need from a to z just like your wetclef books and sell to us. We shouldn't have to start the trial and error method since we already have you, an experienced fellow. I havn't bought any of your books cuz for me, money is my primary problem before it comes to women/sex. I hope u would think and do justice to it cuz guyz dey suffer for this country pls bigcowhorn I bear you are a dumb stalker |
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 11:42am On Aug 18, 2019 |
iLegendd: .... I didn't read but I sure your stalker who lives on NL with you will |
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 9:21am On Aug 18, 2019 |
iLegendd: I didn't read, but happy Sunday. All the best. Or you are scared of Bigcowhorn. Leave Nairaland a bit and to church. |
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 8:34am On Aug 18, 2019 |
iLegendd: You are full of arrogance and that's why I decided to act the way I did. I visited your site only yesterday and it was only 1 page with a book in series.
I don't even think I spent up to the 65 seconds I mentioned. With a glance, I saw too many blunders, then clicked your Amazon link and was unimpressed.
The covers suck and the design is amateur. With that cover, you can't make up to 5 sales in 5 years. Only small KENP read. I have failed in this business for 3 years, so I'm speaking from experience. I have made all the mistakes you're currently making and even more. I was the worst in this business, but experience has opened my eyes.
You are trying too hard just the same way I was trying too hard back then. You did everything yourself — but it's below standard. Improve and don't argue.
Yes, I did everything myself about my books, site, proofreading, formatting, etc.
Unfortunately, not everyone is capable of doing everything themselves. You need to seek help from that that mentor you mentioned above. I know it's MK82. In 2016, I read his thread from page 1 to the last page and it was a great thread. Why not you message him and beg him to save your life? Or you don dey form like say you don sabi everything?
Before you'll succeed in this business, you must let go of ITK. Even when I meet someone I'm better than, I just stay calm and even learn from him. In your case, you feel you're a guru.
Continue. Please, don't rant again. Just read and ignore, Mr. Mentor.  Oh, no, my asking you to link me up with the guy who did your book cover two months ago is now coming to bite me in the ass, isn't it? When you lied and gave me false information I imagine I ranted and died, seeing as you didn't save my life.  One of my devote followers Bigcowhorn who had you by the balls just a week ago, could you outsmart the small crook that you wanna try me? So you read MK's thread from page one to the end? Congratulations! You deserve an award. Let me let you in on an open secret. Never sell certain kinds of fiction with or without a Nigerian name on Amazon it will never sell period! So why is mine there? Why did I do it? Why did I write two whole series? Why am I not paying some guy just $5 (2k) to do me proud? I'm sure you can think of something crazy, you always do. Maybe I was full of anger when I wrote them years ago and today I have to beg you to pay my website hosting bills and other utility bills in my house, which I own. Maybe I'll keep begging you to share the little you make cos I have no other job or plans in life than to be an Amazon author forever. Cheers man. Happy Sunday! |
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 4:05am On Aug 18, 2019*. Modified: 5:45am On Aug 18, 2019 |
iLegendd: You already sounded like someone who knows 50 times more than I do. When I see such a person, I always keep quiet and learn from them.
It's good to be humble when the master is around, so I humbly kept quiet when I noticed you were around. All the best, Sir. Last time we spoke on one of your many threads about two months ago, you weren't an author or a writer but strictly a marketer for Joe Chef's books, as you put it. I had introduced myself as an Amazon author and inquired about your book cover designer. You mentioned outsourcing to a Nairalander immediately but when I asked for a name so I could get my work done too you took time out then popped up at midnight like this to say you couldn't give a name "unfortunately cos he was so busy and could not make time to help me or accept any more job whatever." Same as you, so busy and couldn't help. I didn't believe your line then but said thanks anyway and left. I had my website URL showing up in my signature back then. Today, you are an amazon author trumpeting that fact all over NL and my website URL is not on my signature or my profile yet you still found it and went through it all in 65 seconds as you say... Now I need a mentor and you are the master I should be begging. Your alternate moniker is iChef, I believe, and we've met before on a thread where some guy was crying about joblessness and you pointed him to an iLegend thread about Amazon publishing but I told you then it wasn't easy and that there were secrets. You urged me to write a book about it. Remember? You've learned from me, or rather my website, without permission or gratitude. You are a master now who sees flaws in what I do but refuse or rather, cannot mention even one. I just asked you about a plugin yesterday. You can't recall? What stops you from checking in 65 seconds or isn't that your own website where plugins need updating all the time? You brought in another dimension stressing you can't help even before I said a word. I ask you to be specific and that one is a problem  I'm sure you know the game you're playing at and I assure you I'll not be losing any sleep over it, but just so you know it, my website is not complete, hasn't been since last year when I bought hosting, and my best books are not there. (you must have figured this out by now) Lastly, my mentor is a ghost with only one thread on Nairaland and no website yet earns far more than you, from whom I should be learning from instead. Good luck. |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Ike Ekweremadu, Attacked By IPOB Members In Germany by Eze2000(m): 10:19pm On Aug 17, 2019*. Modified: 5:42am On Aug 18, 2019 |
lostnegro: Its well i wish them goodluck in that fruitless venture. It's not fruitless. Everything that has a beginning must end one day it is just that we do not know how and most times it doesn't go our way. This Hausa-Fulani dominance of Nigeria and the utter corruption must end one day. The question is will Nigerian survive it? I hope yes cos I have seen what war can do and it's not pretty at all. |
Politics › Re: Photos Of Ike Ekweremadu, Attacked By IPOB Members In Germany by Eze2000(m): 9:35pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
lostnegro: What has he done to be disgraced like that and lastly what has that solved? ; .. Wow, you can't even begin to imagine. You have to understand Igbos. We don't serve kings. All men are equals After this, all Igbo leaders will sit up and stop Buhari ass-kissing from Ministers down. Some may be stubborn but give it time abi them no go go abroad again  |
Romance › Re: I'm Depressed. I Need Help Before I Commit Suicide [PICTURE] by Eze2000(m): 8:50pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
iLegendd: My friends came to beg me not to do it. Yes, help me commit the suicide on my behalf. I see you're very busy having fun and here I was all afternoon, waiting and thinking I really had serious issues with my thing, all of which you spotted under 65 seconds. Taking just 5 to explain or list them so I can fix them is wahala for you. I'm sure you know what you're doing Oh well, thank you |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 17th August 2019 by Eze2000(m): 5:00pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
Lordjb: see my signature below for link Out of curousity, I clicked on your link and landed on your site. Before I could read a thing I got taken to bet9ja site and locked down there. By the time I made my way back to your site and clicked on the stream link guess what?... didn't work.
far be it from me to say you you are a fraud, perhaps the resource limit has been reached or something but it would be wise if you checked your goods before marketing them. |
Romance › Re: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Eze2000(m): 4:45pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
iLegendd: Alright. Just point out the errors you are referring to is all I ask and I'll see to them |
Romance › Re: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Eze2000(m): 3:31pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
iLegendd: Advice.
I spent 65 seconds inspecting your site, book cover, Amazon page, and punctuations. You are trying, but you truly need a mentor.
Give to oyibo what belongs to oyibo. You're not in this business to make money, but to push African stories on oyibo people. It won't work until you're famous.
Forget trying to make your name Eke King Eze popular and use a pen name. When you are made, you can now use your native name.
I found too many things you need to fix, but I can't fix them for you because I truly don't have the luxury of time. Look for a mentor who will put you on the right direction. I'm unavailable for now. And iLegendd, 65 seconds is being unrealistic even if you are using 5G. Forget about helping me, never even imaginesd such. I never allow anyone to work on my site except as guest author. I built my site from the ground up. |
Romance › Re: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Eze2000(m): 3:08pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
iLegendd: Advice.
I spent 65 seconds inspecting your site, book cover, Amazon page, and punctuations. You are trying, but you truly need a mentor.
Give to oyibo what belongs to oyibo. You're not in this business to make money, but to push African stories on oyibo people. It won't work until you're famous.
Forget trying to make your name Eke King Eze popular and use a pen name. When you are made, you can now use your native name.
I found too many things you need to fix, but I can't fix them for you because I truly don't have the luxury of time. Look for a mentor who will put you on the right direction. I'm unavailable for now. I have known of the pen name issue a while. Thanks for reminding agin but I chose to use my for a futre reason. My aim will be complete with just one more book then over to pen names I know what I doing though, dont need a mentor. However, I could use a second pair of eyes. Would appreciate it if you mention some of the the other things you feel is wrong |
Romance › Re: TELL ME What Is Better Than This...To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Eze2000(m): 12:05pm On Aug 17, 2019 |
iLegendd: Glad you noticed it. That's why mentorship is expensive and the best way to scale all the hurdles. Though, scaling the hurdles yourself gives you stories to tell when you finally arrive. Hi, can you please tell me what plugin you are using for that fee book download and email enlistemet page. You know the page where one enters his email and gets a link to download book |
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Romance › Re: Don't Know Why I Like It. by Eze2000(m): 7:56pm On Aug 13, 2019 |
Fafesot: Is this natural or not. I love it when women and ladies are being maltreated or molested. I love it when they are being treated as second class citizen... even love it to prove them weak and break their hearts.. it gives me one kind of manly ego am I the only one in this? are all these normal? If what you are saying is really so then you are sadist. you are young now so you dont understand yourself but the day will when you will have the to kill and torture people .....women in particular. There a number of your kind in the world. They dont understand emotions |
Romance › Re: Can A Man Stand His Ground To Say "He Dos'ent Fear Womenfolks? by Eze2000(m): 5:52pm On Aug 13, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Deepfeel Is Really Nice To Me by Eze2000(m): 5:02pm On Aug 09, 2019 |
Ilamina: In this very stuck up forum
Is not easy having a nice person
I wish all your dreams come true How about me? |
Romance › Re: Middle Belt people Are The Best by Eze2000(m): 11:10am On Aug 08, 2019 |
Amatarasha: She is just clueless uncle ! Hia oh okwa! Middlebelt people wey Hiv/aids no let them breathe dis one they talk!
And Middlebelt are dsame with yorubas ,always polygamist in nature Take easy babe, lol illumina just has her thing is all |
Romance › Re: My Uncle Ilegend Sells Old Newspapers Talking About 1957 Wackys(photos) by Eze2000(m): 11:07am On Aug 08, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Middle Belt people Are The Best by Eze2000(m): 9:54am On Aug 08, 2019 |
Ilamina: Are you from middle belt? You dont even know one when you see him yet they are the best.
I will give my right eye to know you figure these things out |
Romance › Re: What men around The World Like by Eze2000(m): 9:51am On Aug 08, 2019 |
viyon02: Generally men like four basic things from woman: Good dishes, coitus, respect and intelligent That is not how the op thinks. You must come from a tribe. if u dont go get a form and fill it out to apply |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Meet Up Zone For Fat, Curvy, Thick, Plus-sized And BBW by Eze2000(m): 2:09pm On Aug 06, 2019*. Modified: 10:57pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
yazga: send me a dm Done My WhatsApp number is on my profile page in case you wanna chat with me directly. See the YIM box |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: . by Eze2000(m): 12:46pm On Aug 05, 2019 |
SOPIGO: Send me ur phone number so that I send u Recharge card 5H... I was really enjoying that ur story line b4 it was cut shot... I still dey d street dey hustle ooo... 500 only for 3 books that sell for above $2.99? Lol Anyway, what you are looking for is on my profile page |
Romance › Re: Man Poses With His Curvy Fiancee In Pre-wedding Pictures by Eze2000(m): 9:14am On Aug 05, 2019 |
koyyess: I don't give a rats a$$ about your remark either. Powerful lady, how are you doing? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: . by Eze2000(m): 8:39am On Aug 05, 2019 |
SOPIGO: Thanks Eze 2000.... I haven't stop admiring u... Though u didn't allow me to finish reading that ur story I love so much... (That one that deals with Bokoharam). Pls ooo, if i have being receiving such useless mail how do I stop it. Label them as spam and Gmail will treat it so each time such mail comes into your inbox. Unfortuantely, as the list with you email gets sold and resold you will be getting emails from different firms. Send me a PM for the book. Just pay what you have in any way you can I will not argue. I know things are hard but man go chop. you must pay something. It's got part 1, 2 and 3. You get part I for free. All will be the American version of the book as published in the USA @ikoyila check your mail and apply this solution if need be. |
Romance › Re: Please Help My Girlfriend Eat Too Much by Eze2000(m): 7:35am On Aug 05, 2019*. Modified: 12:42pm On Aug 05, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Botswana Girls Are So Beautiful by Eze2000(m): 8:10am On Aug 04, 2019 |
ruggedtimi: Bostwana girls are endowed and ethiopian girls are beautiful like mermaid Indeed, you know Africa well. |
Family › Re: My Wife Changed 2 Weeks After Wedding!! by Eze2000(m): 6:34am On Aug 04, 2019 |
Anonymus010: I Need The Advice Of Experienced Married Men
NB: This is not my real account, I created this account for the purpose of this issue.
Please, I need the advice of married people (especially married men). I will make the story as simple as possible and I promise not to compromise the truth to favour me in this issue.
Brief Introduction: I am a man in my late 20's. Got married last year and currently have a 3month baby.
Brief history of my relationship prior to marriage: I dated my wife for 4years before we finally tied the knot last year. I met her in the university, we were classmate in school.
Before I started dating my wife, I was dating a girl in the same class but we both agreed to separate after 1year because we were age mate and she was keen on getting married immediately after graduation which I knew I will not be ready for marriage by then (Note: No sex in the relationship, She was a virgin and because I couldn't assure her of marriage, I didn't sex her).
After the break up with my ex, I became close to my wife and we started dating. She was self sufficient as she had a source of income while in school, she supports me, gives me money, cooks and buy me food etc. She was the best woman any man can think of. I fell in love along the line and decided this is the right lady to marry.
Note: There were several backlashes from other classmates insinuating she snatched me from my ex but we scaled through all that. We dated for 2more years in school and we graduated. We dated for another 2more years post school till last year.
Brief history immediately before marriage: Everything was fine till my wife's birthday last year. I did tripple shifts at work(48hrs work non-stop) and came back a night before her birthday and slept off. I woke up 2:30am to wish her happy birthday. She got angry and told me I didnt put her in mind and that I was not the first person to wish her happy birthday (She later told me her ex wished her first at exactly 12am). I apologised to her and told her the reason I missed the time. I had just 10k, gave her 5k to do a birthday photoshoot, used about 3k to buy her goodies as salary has not been paid.
Fast forward to after 1week of the birthday, she came up with serious issue, saying she wanted a break but not total break-up for some months to put herself together. She lamented she was not getting anything from the relationship, I don't usually take her out, I didnt celebrate her birthday well for her, I didnt buy cake, I didnt buy gift etc. I apologised and pleaded with her to be patient as we had big projects before us (wedding, masters degree and family apartment) which she knew I was saving for. We settled it and had sex. After 7days, I saw a call log on her phone where she had a conversation with her ex for almost an hour between 11pm and 12am. After 1month, she missed her menses and was pregnant. I asked her if she ever saw her ex, she cried and swore that she didn't (Note: I trusted her because she is modest and she is not the sex type). So, I agreed, accepted the preg, quickly arranged an impromptu wedding, I quickly sourced for money, spent over N2million on the wedding......
THE PROBLEM:
2weeks after the weeding, my wife started abusing my family especially my mum, telling me she hated how my family behaved during the wedding. I pleaded with her not to allow this to affect our home. The insults and abuse became perpetual. My wife works from home and will give me several reasons why she cannot cook after giving her money for food stuffs once I collect salary. Its just 2 of us living in a mini flat & I wash my clothes myself, but she will give me thousands of reasons how the non-existent house shores prevent her from cooking.
After 9months, she gave birth, I asked her who she wanted to come do omugo with the baby between her mum and my mum. She opted for my mum (claimed her mum will be giving her problem). Not up to 1week that my mum came over, she has started complaining about everything she does. Despite the fact that this woman will wake up 5am, wash everybody's clothes, bath the baby but she doesnt cook. My wife started complaining about her being obligated to cook every morning because of my mum's presence(Note: she doesnt cook in the morning, if I am going to work by 8am, I will either warm a left over previous night's food or source for food outside). When the complain was becoming overwhelming to the point of her almost insulting my mum in my presence, I told her I will tell my mum to go back to her house( my mum lives in a mini flat too with my dad, so they are very comfortable). She said I shouldn't. After 1 month, my mum left. The abuse, insults and complain continued. She will nag about how my mum did when she was with us, abuse and insults my family. I will appeal to her and defend my family. My wife became complete opposite of who she was when we were dating.
The real issue at hand: We would be migrating to the US soon. Lately, I can't control my wife, anytime I don't buy her idea or wish, she will rain insults on me. Just 3days ago, she told me I don't have sense repeatedly just because she said we should go and greet her mum's pastor which I told her not now but we can go later. If I tell her to do something, she will do otherwise and give me thousand of reasons she can't do it. 2months ago, I reported all her attitudes to her mum, her mum talked to her but no change, she is getting worse. Last week, I did 24hours at work, I got home, my wife didn't cook. I got into the kitchen, made custard and placed the soup on the gas cooker. We were both in the living room. She perceived the soup was getting burnt and insulted me, telling me it was because I was not the one that dropped money for the soup, thats why I wanted to burn it (She cooked the soup with her money because my salary was delayed). She insults me at will, gives me no respect and treat me as trash.(Note: I had never cheated on her and she doesn't doubt my fidelity. Likewise, I had never suspected her of such too).
I am currently scared because I know US is women's world because I have included her and the kid as my dependents in my green card petition. I am scared for my life and career because she could go worse in the US and destroy all I have laboured for.
Please kindly advise me on what I can do to change her.
Sorry for the long write up and any grammatical errors. Never take this woman to the uSA or you will regret it badly. US laws favor women in everything including divorce amd simple arrests. Ever seen a place were a woman get her man arrested just the night out aĺone? how did she do it? Got him arrest fòr non existent slap. its called assault |