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RomanceRe: -null- by Eze2000(m): 11:47pm On Jun 08, 2019
koyyes:
That disgusting prostitute is not my sister.

Always remember that.
Calm down, babe. I hear you loud and clear!
LiteratureRe: The Birth Of Eric Kane (SHORT STORY) by Eze2000(m): 6:54pm On Jun 08, 2019
IamPlato:
thanks I Found One i Just Downloaded It
You are most welcome, my dear.
RomanceRe: -null- by Eze2000(m):
Adaibeku:
This is d realman cheesy y ar my married ?

Ehen Eze2000 do you know my wit@hy step sister ky?
If you look well in the quoted above you will notice I cleaned off the name of your sister to avoid unnecessary wahala.

I know her and I also know that peace is a good thing in life.
LiteratureRe: The Birth Of Eric Kane (SHORT STORY) by Eze2000(m): 3:38pm On Jun 08, 2019
IamPlato:
okay Thanks. Is It Available On Tabs
Tab uses apps. Find the one that is an apps. Check first.

As for me, I use Grammarly and ginger checker. I proofread my work myself right in the ginger check so I can restructure the whole if need be.
LiteratureRe: The Birth Of Eric Kane (SHORT STORY) by Eze2000(m): 3:32pm On Jun 08, 2019
UyaiIncomparabl:
No. You cannot. The story is not intriguing enough.
What would be your idea of a good story
LiteratureRe: The Birth Of Eric Kane (SHORT STORY) by Eze2000(m): 3:28pm On Jun 08, 2019
IamPlato:
Can You Help Me Proof Read A Book?
Nope, I am always so busy now. Anytime you see me on NL I am just resting or suffering from writer's block.

This is how you can do it. Google software that can read out words. I have forgotten the name but they are free. Download one, copy paste your work in and listen to the words read out to you. Wherever you hear a mistake pause and correct.
RomanceRe: Edo Men Are The Best by Eze2000(m): 2:02pm On Jun 08, 2019
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FamilyRe: My Husband And His Mother!!! by Eze2000(m): 12:27pm On Jun 08, 2019
Biggermembersro:
I loved her until she said what she said, who says such abeg, tell me how staying with someone like her won't cause issues.
If this is the case, I suggest you have a heart to heart talk with her in the absence of her son... Talk about anything and everything that bothers you in the marriage and see how reassuring or hateful she can be woman to woman. You must be firm with this type and never give ground or you will be ridden like a bike.

As for your husband, he is a mother's boy. But you are overlooking something. He is used to being controlled and not being in control. If you do not learn to control him, his mother will always do that for you.

Do not try to control him like his mother, openly and carelessly, you will lose. That woman has her yoke deeply embedded in him since childhood and he isn't man enough to shake it off. He will always do whatever she wants and favor her over you. To free him and fill that void with your own control (the void must be filled for him to function normally) you must go about things in a way that will not be too obvious to him. Love, sex, obedience and mind games are your tools. Use them wisely.

Simply, put, your marriage is the kind where the woman is the real power in the house and not the4 man. Some smart woman use that power wisely so their husband remains the head of the house. Evil women enslave the man forever.l

So now if you are a coward, run away and maybe in 5 years time you find you man happy with a controlling woman.
If you are wise, stay and take control
If you are wicked, stay and enslave



It may sound strange to you but your husband is the victim here not you. Take control.

If you have any more questions ask me.
RomanceRe: -null- by Eze2000(m): 10:55am On Jun 08, 2019
Adaibeku:
How dear? ,
Am a mature personality grin
And you make an interesting study. I was actually following you when I ran into Ama and husbamdsnatcha then got carried away. I have seen all the members and semi members of your clique so far but the 3 of you are outstandingly complex.

I consider your personalities an intellectal challange that must be overcome at all costs. Never met anything like you 3 in my life. Lolz
RomanceRe: -null- by Eze2000(m):
Adaibeku:
.Eze2000 i had burst ur Bubble i didnt come 4 his head ......,Eventhough amah insults me sometimes but love dont Have 2 be dead in Dis zoo ,
I saw great love in amazingman's bone marrow in regards to amatasha,

u see few of us married 4 love grin

Once again i burst ur gentle bubble
Actually, you came for his head not once but twice! I be doctor of the mind ni, I know you well too. Remain small Luci go land then fumi and sweetbuns go come drop their one kobo. Husbandsnatcha go dey vex from ban-city seeing as she no fit answer present in person for here. In the evening Ama go come back and una complete come dey find trouble upandan.

No be so e be?
RomanceRe: -null- by Eze2000(m): 5:59am On Jun 08, 2019
2cato:
A lady who spent most of her time online is not a wife material rathe a slay queen
Not always true. In this case, look deeper.
RomanceRe: -null- by Eze2000(m):
truthsayer009:
No, she is very Idle. There is a big difference. She is probably in school, once she graduates now & start hustling. You won't see her online.
You are very observant. She is a student nurse. That's teaching hospital staff with tons of time to kill.
RomanceRe: -null- by Eze2000(m): 5:55am On Jun 08, 2019
Amazingman:
Hello dear Amatarasha,

I am very sorry for coming to the open for you in this manner. It is uncalled for and immature but if this will get a second of your attention it's fine by me . For you, I will care less about the rain of insults that may befall me from nl, it's the way or some of your role models here on nl but much respect for Eze2000.

I don't own a private jet , yet
Neither do I own a Ferrari, yet
Not a yacht , yet but I own a heart that will go millions of miles to get anything for you.

Hear this, we all come online and say things and go back and sob. No not me, I am a hunter of treasure not treasures, I found one , you.

I mean my words, I need you home, you want to watch kill bill, come and let's watch it together with our unborn child, maybe reply trolls on nl together and laugh and smile, I just learnt how to prepare some various soups, I won't disappoint. Do you love popcorn? So many emails and messages to you targeted for a night stand but this message is for a life time.

Amatarasha, it's your life and choice. I am just a puzzle.

Pls before Seun and co block me for I don't know reasons, pls this is simply a guy trying to reach out to one he wants to be with , Amatarasha. I wait on your reply, even if na insult, it will only make me come more for you, everything about you de sweet me , even the bitter side of you. I can't wait to come pick you up one day and take list. I can't wait for us to show off pre-wedding photos on nl with caption " two nl did it,it all started like a joke" .

If you are scared, talk to some of your role models and let them I pray give you sound understanding that it is not easy to face 2million viewers and readers on nl who Sabi insult badly just to get your attention. I cannot even do this for Beyonce sef because you fine pass her . Bomb

I am waiting patiently, people cash out, I heart out because God is my cash in already.

Waiting for a smile

CEO
Treasure Hunter
Amatarasha's Heart
On a forum that hurls insults at peaceful people at a rate thousands every second, I may be guilty of reciprocating sometimes but not alsway. Moreover, I never insult intelligence or even stupidity born of ignorance, here, I teach and explain very well. It is my nature. What gets me is the Buhari-ass-worship, curoption-worship, ignorance/stupidity born of pride, but above all, insults for no just course.

Do you follow?

So far, you are being nothing but a man who has seen a good thing hidden under layers of childish joy and pure intelligence that many mistakes for weakness and stupidity. The insults will come, for her haters are so many and then there are her role models as you put it grin grin grin. @Laides forever will definitely come for your head, no doubt. But you are lucky though, the most dangerous member is currently serving a lengthy ban.

Be smart, patient, and completely honest and you may just win the war against this lady's fortified heart. This is one of those unbelievable situations in life where your personality counts and not your bank account.

She will not answer you today. Maybe tomorrow or even tonight, she was banned by bots last night during a hot argument with some guy on her one-woman crazy trend. When she returns, she will kick your ass and try her best to make a fool of you. Just be you.


Good luck!
RomanceRe: Help! Amatarasha Has Contacted A Deadly Virus DPVS ..doctor's Advice Needed Weep by Eze2000(m): 10:40pm On Jun 07, 2019
Amatarasha:
Am fine ,i dont know about her...
Eze hw ar u doing ,i av neva asked u dat!
No worries, I don't mind her at all.

wink wink I'm doing good, babe. God will take care of us all.


Amen
PoliticsRe: Breaking News Independent National Electoral Commission Press Release by Eze2000(m):
Cherrybae:
This is victory for democracy.. God bless Buhari for upholding the Rule of Law.

We Nigerians are proud of Buhari
You and who? Buhari can't uphold a spoilt umbrella much less rule of anything.

Blessing Buhari up and down for nothing, you're an APC agent on Nairaland hiding behind a female moniker, aren't you? Tell your party chairman that Nigerians say he and Okorocha can go and rot in hell



Cheers!
RomanceRe: Help! Amatarasha Has Contacted A Deadly Virus DPVS ..doctor's Advice Needed Weep by Eze2000(m): 9:27pm On Jun 07, 2019
Amatarasha:
grin
Post corrected. i was talking abt knowing you and your trouble. Jeze, your wahala na somehow.
WebmastersRe: Stop Downloading Nulled Wordpress Themes/plugins; You'll Regret It. by Eze2000(m):
ediko5:
That's what you are still saying. Except the premium theme doesn't come with a key.

I real premium theme must have a key.
Some premium themes only require intelligence and coding knowladge to unlock.

The Newspaper 9 theme u see on my website, link in signature, is the latest and original. I unlocked it myself.
LiteratureRe: The Birth Of Eric Kane (SHORT STORY) by Eze2000(m): 8:15pm On Jun 07, 2019
IamPlato:
thanks for the correction... Although this is not the major story.... It's just more like an intro to the major work which I am still working on
Understood and you are welcome.

In all you do, remember, selling on okadabooks will being you money to buy more data only. On the other hand, Amazon will bring money to pay bulls and buy a car.


Good luck!
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RomanceRe: Is Unclothedness In The Family A Normal Thing? by Eze2000(m): 7:38pm On Jun 07, 2019
Deepfeel:
Hello bro Lol yeah I noticed, how are you today?
I am good, thamk you.
RomanceRe: Is Unclothedness In The Family A Normal Thing? by Eze2000(m): 7:27pm On Jun 07, 2019
Deepfeel:
It was normal in the 20th century, not in this corrupt 21st century undecided
Hi there!


looks like we always answer present on trends involving complex personalites.


Strange.
RomanceRe: Is Unclothedness In The Family A Normal Thing? by Eze2000(m):
Undressing down to undies is the limit of normalcy in any good family. You find this only where the family grew up together in a confined space, etc father, mother and kids all in one room. I am betting this is what you saw with your friend.

The problem is poverty. Those who grew up having their own rooms, total privacy, as kids will never understand this issue.

I take it you are just curious, hence this trend and now you have an answer. In delicate matters like this involving families, be careful or you will get an army of enemies all at a go.
RomanceRe: Help! Amatarasha Has Contacted A Deadly Virus DPVS ..doctor's Advice Needed Weep by Eze2000(m):
Amazingman:
I can't explain it. But the joy is within is beautiful
Exactly!!!!

A lot of myopic fools here cannot understand that. I have known her and her trouble for nearly 1 month and trust me, I am not disappointed or tired of either.
LiteratureRe: The Birth Of Eric Kane (SHORT STORY) by Eze2000(m):
The king is here!!! All bow low!!!


@iamplato

Nice story. You've got talent alright but I must say, some polish is needed. For one thing, this story may fly here, it being free, but if published, it will not sell much because it lacks that touch of reality. It is so apparent, particularly in the way you jump from scene to scene. For example, your opening chapter sounds more like a play.

Do not write as you think it, write as you live it. Write like you are in it. It is the only way to turn your imagination into reality and then people will read your story and forget to breathe, their heart will beat fast and they cannot sleep from thinking of it.

And you use too many words where a few will do, Jeze!

Once you can make these adjustments, you will not need to beg anyone to read what you write. You fans will find you and disturb your life. People you do not know will know you well.



As Nlanders would say., more ink to your pen.



***Oh, and I would like to ask you a few questions about your cover designs later. From the little I have seen, you are quite amazing in that area.
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SportsRe: Mohamed Salah Avoids Kiss From A Female Reporter (Photos) by Eze2000(m): 10:21pm On Jun 06, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
let her be she is in her period
I know you can see this but cannot reply. I also hope you are doing well. Not everyone has forgotten you. Do take good care of yourself and come back soon, soft as the silver light of the moon.


Cheers!
TV/MoviesRe: Alhaji's Snake Entered Polytechnic Runs Girl's Vagina In Glamour Girl (Throwback by Eze2000(m): 9:58pm On Jun 06, 2019
Amatarasha:
U know am a village girl like guys here said ,so wats vigorous? Break it down !
Strong, healthy, and full of so much energy.


You are the definition of the word.
RomanceRe: Help! Amatarasha Has Contacted A Deadly Virus DPVS ..doctor's Advice Needed Weep by Eze2000(m): 8:37pm On Jun 06, 2019
Amatarasha:
I ,the virgin amatarasha won ...because d idiot whoric impostor was like trying to get my attention..which i dont find healthy
Lol
RomanceRe: Help! Amatarasha Has Contacted A Deadly Virus DPVS ..doctor's Advice Needed Weep by Eze2000(m): 8:11pm On Jun 06, 2019
Amatarasha:
idiot u has suceeded in moving dis thread to page 2 .


I hate u so much , Y wont every1 hate u
Even mr eze2000 ,iamplato n tosinosam hates u but cant tell u because of fear of ur ogbanje winch
I believe we might be looking at a serious internal conflict here. However, my feelings will not change towards the winner or loser.


Love you both!
RomanceRe: New Wailers Association Of Nairaland by Eze2000(m): 7:48pm On Jun 06, 2019
Amatarasha:
There are no gud men believe me ,
As i am now i dont even mind marrying my fellow lady undecided , believe me the Just 2 or 3 out of 10millions .
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Cc koyyes was right ,koyyes am sorry i doubted you.


Men are so useless (I wont edit this)
huh huh huh

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