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Computers › Re: Tips On How To Speed Up A Slow Computer. by Eze2000(m): 10:57am On Oct 23, 2016

MARKone:
Go to their official website, download AVG Tuneup 2016 free version, when you are done, tag me I will post a licence for you.

bro, still waiting. got 12 days left on this new download

Literature › Re: A Tint Of White In The Dark [an Anthology Of Happy And Sad Short Stories] by Eze2000(m): 10:59pm On Oct 22, 2016

fikfaknuel:
Thanks for the advice. Someone must have said something like this before. I'll definitely learn from it.

However, how you see the story nah?

I'm author of Ruthless Betrayals and Dirty Diamonds of Boko Haram, both of which are super hits here and yet I took the time to read this.
That speaks for itself.

But all the many words of killed my interest pretty quick and I love to read much less others.
if u have a good food and put it in a bad container, no one buys. People pay 20k for a plate of rice in most five star hotels but same food is less than 1k two streets away in a buka and never go there.

Literature › Re: A Tint Of White In The Dark [an Anthology Of Happy And Sad Short Stories] by Eze2000(m): 8:29pm On Oct 22, 2016

You waste words and its killing you story. Get real and straight.

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Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 5:16am On Oct 13, 2016

barackodam:
Good day bro!

I finally finished this story, lost track of it since when you started, just did a thorough search ynyt and got it back.

I must confess, you have a very very eye catching story here, and I'm very interested in it. Lol, while I was coming back from school one of those days, I was in the bus with a sergeant or something of sort, he told us about his exploit with the Bh boys, and how lucky he is to be alive, twas then that I knew our soldiers were trying. At least than we perceive, I can understand the perspective this story is coming from and I applaud you for bringing up this masterpiece!

More grease to your elbow

No forget to call me when you start new tori o

A lot is being covered up about the BH war. You will never know until you ask someone of it who has lived there or fought there or worked there.
I have all this people telling me things and more offer me tales of their experience each day even here on Nairaland.

It is hell on earth up there. I'm just trying to tell the story juiced up with entertainment.

Webmasters › Pls advice needed on Pros And Cons Of Buying Adsense Instead Of Applying by Eze2000(op): 5:09am On Oct 13, 2016*

Hi,
I'm an author who wishes to go fully into blogging both as a way to draw international awareness to my books and help myself out in this hard that favors no one particularly one trying to sell books.

what are your advice, my webmasters, on buying AdSense whether USA verified or Nigerian verified.
1. what are the pros and cons.
2. How does it really work.....is....AdSense can't be moved so when I buy one do I get the blog it comes too?

please as I said, I'm a novice but I want fast track my blogging activities.

Advice needed.

Romance › Re: Plus-size Lady Trying To Catch Her Man In A Pre-Wedding Photos by Eze2000(m): 4:48pm On Oct 10, 2016

littlemistress:
this your high-yellow get as e be o
slightly fair doesn't appeal to you??
what if your "high-yellow" isn't compatible character-wise??
bros no go marry mammy water oo or albino
shaa invite me when it's time for marriage as your number1 fan wey I be na.

slightly fair but a wonder in character is fine but dollar no come down I no dey print an invite cards.
Will be using just one town crier and that's it! These babes eat money so got to save drastically !

Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 5:36am On Oct 10, 2016

maadman:
1. Ezeh2000.. How long is d few days wait? Even Jesus said I will soon be back and its 2016 years after!
2. followers from Uganda wow..I'm impressed.
3. Is the part II the concluding part of this book?
4. Again, how long is soon?

Signs,,,
Bro, the story is already complete and a stunner even by my standards....my mind wrote it not me....but it is yet undergoing edition. I'm so many things, I don't even sleep well cos of all the work and this website troubles of mine. The guy building the site says its complete but there are issues with domain and hosting. these issues have been pending for nearly 3 weeks now...all the delay is crushing and has taken a heavy toll on me. As a writer my mind must be free not heavy or bothered else it won't function. Its so bad that I almost gave up writing, Veave and Cozt7 are my close fans/friends on whatsapps, they will tell u i haven't good. i really tried bro.
I'm rushing a modification on Ruthless Betrayals for submission to a nollywood film producer this week, a day or 2 and I'm back on Dirty Diamonds of Boko Haram 2.
I was hoping the website ready so I could launch it with the book but it looks like that won't be.
Bro, if u wish to get your hands on the unedited copy, fine, just contact me. but if you are patient a little longer, you should be satisfied by this weekend.

The link you see in my signage is a blog I started but paused to pick up my love of story creation. I may have to the blog if the website still isn't ready in a week.

I CEASE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO APPEAL TO ALL BLOGGER FANS OF MINE. IF YOU COULD ASSIST ME WITH A GOOD TEMPLATE FOR MY BLOG I WOULD BE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.

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Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 11:36am On Oct 09, 2016

rawswag:
OK bro do mention me when d part 2 commences.... I've been thinking of writing a novel based on d military but it will b my first time writing tho

I strong suggest you get some facts upside down for your own good.

Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 4:52pm On Oct 08, 2016

rawswag:
nice writeup bro but we don't have a sergeant major in d Nigerian army and even if there was one he wont b anywhere near the frontline and uhmmm..... if u need help on their activities in a town in adamawa I can b of help

Lol!
Maybe not now bro, but they were there b4.....master-sergeants to some. I did it on purpose so the army will not come for in the middle of night to whisk to unknown destinations to find how I know so much.

Will remember your offer if I need it bro.

part 2 will be out in days and its really HOT!

Health › Re: Help Before I Kill Myself. Body Odour Has Turned Me To A Recluse. by Eze2000(m): 9:52pm On Oct 07, 2016

mikemikoo2:
Hello all. I had to create a new account for this just so I wont get laughed at. Ive been battling with body odour for about 2 years now. It has defied all physical measures such as hygiene and deodorants. Ive tried damn near all deodorants I can find in the store. Ive also tried things like lime, lemon, vinegar, baking soda and the likes. I dont even perspire much but when I put on any anti perspirant, I get smelly in no time without sweating. I think the culprit is my underarm but I shave all the time and wash up properly. I went to the hospital and took blood tests and everything came out normal‎.

I have decided to try traditional means such as iya alagbon and the likes as I hear some of them are very good. Please help recommend any solution apart from hygiene and shaving. Please I beg, this thing has put my life on a stand still as I cant mingle and move about freely without people rubbing their noses and making faces at me. It has made me suicidal. Who wouldve thought id end up with such issues?

Also please if u know any good traditional specialist in things like this, kindly let me know. Im in lagos.

Lalasticlala kindly move this to the front page so I can get varied suggestions please or else I just might end up as the next rip on social media. These days I am sad all the time and find it very hard to go out. Thanks for ur help‎

Your description fits that of someone who cosumses a high amount of garlic daily.
if yes, then there is your culprit.....garlic!

Crime › Re: First Time In Prison: Advice Needed by Eze2000(m): 2:16pm On Oct 07, 2016*

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

Op this guy is correct, however he has omitted the most important thing.
RAPE!
Yes, if it is overcrowded kirikiri you are headed, and if you are young, you will be raped more times than a teenage prostitute has sex on the streets of Agegunle and the probably that you will catch aids in the first week is 80-10. They will line up to do this to u day and night, and no will help you.
Your only hope is to be strong and dangerous or you will never be the same again.

Listen to my words, pls, I'm an author who does a lot of research before embarking on any work. if you have read any of my books here on Nairaland you will know this. Your question happens to fall into the category of 1 of my upcoming novels so I've looked and talked to lots of knowledgable people.

I wish you luck my friend. You need it.

Romance › Re: Plus-size Lady Trying To Catch Her Man In A Pre-Wedding Photos by Eze2000(m): 12:46pm On Oct 07, 2016

littlemistress:
haa!! what I do?
but I did not lie na

Well, truth be told you lie only small. if the babe were to be only slightly high-yellow or fair.....
Wow! I go be next Nairalander to share his 'adorable wedding pictures'!

Single and searching.....searching.....searching.....

Romance › Re: Plus-size Lady Trying To Catch Her Man In A Pre-Wedding Photos by Eze2000(m): 10:29am On Oct 07, 2016

littlemistress:
mehn...see heavy duty just like eze2000 likes them . bros na joke I dey oo

Na wa for u

Webmasters › Re: Why Wordpress Is Ahead Of Blogger by Eze2000(m): 12:30am On Oct 05, 2016

faceland:
I started with Blogger 8 years ago and prefer it. The free version of Blogger can he established without external advert but Wordpress would display ads on your blog except you pay for it to be removed.

Google would never scrap Blogger without providing a better alternative. Don't you use Gmail or Yahoo? Would you advice people not to have those email address just become it is owned by a private multi_billiona dollar American companies (and not 'open sources' as you said)?

Blogger has always been easy for me to use and if you watch the right videos and tutorials too, you can edit the HTML Temple to do just about anything. I host 3 different WEBSITE (not blogs on blogger). Edited it until it had the format of a website.

It's all about personal preference and I think Blogger suits me.

I would like your help please, good sir. I need it badly in the issue of a good template or how to edit one.

09029400640 (whatsapps
eze21eke@gmail.com

pls reach out to me. I am a popular writer in d literature section and I'm the stage where a website is very important. I opened my blog 3 months but abandoned it due to unsatisfactory template issues. Nothing as awful as blogging with a template y hate. Been search for a good free template for ages but each time I find one there is always a problem or 3 with it.

Webmasters › Re: Why Wordpress Is Ahead Of Blogger by Eze2000(m): 12:20am On Oct 05, 2016

faceland:
I started with Blogger 8 years ago and prefer it. The free version of Blogger can he established without external advert but Wordpress would display ads on your blog except you pay for it to be removed.

Google would never scrap Blogger without providing a better alternative. Don't you use Gmail or Yahoo? Would you advice people not to have those email address just become it is owned by a private multi_billiona dollar American companies (and not 'open sources' as you said)?

Blogger has always been easy for me to use and if you watch the right videos and tutorials too, you can edit the HTML Temple to do just about anything. I host 3 different WEBSITE (not blogs on blogger). Edited it until it had the format of a website.

It's all about personal preference and I think Blogger suits me.

Literature › Re: A Tint Of White In The Dark [an Anthology Of Happy And Sad Short Stories] by Eze2000(m): 12:13am On Oct 05, 2016

fikfaknuel:
oya make I call my people dem *claps* help me to welcome these highly important personalities
Kazuna
Tgold1
TheBlessedMAN
SmartestPopQueen
Veekid
ROYH
mhiz
Bibijay123
OlufemiWhit
Olatex25
Yorhmienerd
RoastedCorn
Tiny23
Ranchhoddas
Latbas
Smart2precise
Sinite93
ruggedadventure
motion78
Elsomm
Jellybabee
Witty98
Fiyah
Bellville
Jaynewrite
Akposb
Gofwane
Ozila
FxHouse
Kogiguy
ritababe
Mizquote
tooblessed123
Missmossy
Ulu45
LordofSamosa
Eze2000
AudreyTimms
Ladywriter
Kingdave30
LarrySun (my mentor)

Thanks for the invite but it looks like this place has gone cold real fast. I'm rather busy but will take one more time later.

Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 6:26pm On Oct 03, 2016

olanshile2016:
boss,this is really a great art piece

So u hadn't even read the thing before mentioning me as one of the top 20 all time best writers on Nairaland?

Na wa to u!

Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 6:02pm On Oct 03, 2016*

Lutara:
Hey sir, can't help but praise this masterpiece of yoz, how am I able to get the following parts of it? From Uganda

I will soon get a website that can give you MasterCard payment opinions. there will be other easier online payment possibilities as well. I will mention you here when all is up and running.
The website is ready but the web designer who built says its having Domain procumbent issues which can be solved any day now.

I hope that's sooner than later. on my new website will be tons of free ebooks from other well known author etc James Harley chase, Steven king, john Graham. Even other Nairaland authors will be there. Once registered u may use my website's eBook reader to read any book or download it to your device.

welcome to Nigeria, bro!

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Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 7:31am On Oct 03, 2016

jelal007:
Okay....no apologies needed. When will the complete book be ready?

there is this thing with writing, you cannot afford to have an upset mind while doing it, and NEPA has to agree with u.

my target is end of week for part2 then I hit 3 and that the end. Let's hope I make it....so much postponement

sorry again.

Literature › Re: A Tint Of White In The Dark [an Anthology Of Happy And Sad Short Stories] by Eze2000(m): 5:24pm On Oct 02, 2016*

ROYH:
Not Only Her Oo, Even Theblessedman Also You Mean The Link?

I mean the story.
when my site pops up in a few weeks I will write a brief summary of it as part of a 3 short story release

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Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 5:20pm On Oct 02, 2016

jelal007:
All I needed was a simple yes or no answer. If we're paying up,how much will it be?

Apologies for the absurd reply then. The book is 500 naira.

Literature › Re: A Tint Of White In The Dark [an Anthology Of Happy And Sad Short Stories] by Eze2000(m): 8:43am On Oct 02, 2016

ROYH:
hehe, all they way from ajegunle to A Tint Of White In D Dark, Ride On Jawe Fikfaknuel, i really need good love story to quench my thirst, tgold1, mrlemuel, beebeeooh, smartestpopqueen, beenuel, theblessedman, pricedami, pamelb, come and partake in dix tenth and you can epp a thirsty throat also by providing a link to unstoppable original ogbonge LOVE Tori, i dey LOOK FOR Something

should give u that in a few months....

SATAN'S GODMOTHER

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Webmasters › Re: Something No One Has Ever Told You About Making Money Online by Eze2000(m): 8:34am On Oct 02, 2016*

alignacademy:
@Eze2000

Happy Independence Day!

First, I commend you for staying true to your
first love.

It's easy to jump on the bandwagon of
whatever seems to be the rave of the moment;
that's why it's refreshing to see someone
stick to his calling.

We need more of you.

Now, you still gotta eat, and giving away
your work for free could get you lean very quickly.

How about looking out for people who really
value what you offer?

I write myself so I have an idea of the
effort that goes into getting an idea out on
paper in a format that can communicate.

(Some misguided folks think it's easy to organize
thoughts in a way that will actually make an
impact on a reader.)

Considering the effort that goes into
writing, anybody who wants to get it free is
not really your friend.

So try and find your audience; the people who
will value your work and gladly exchange
their money for it.

Cheers!

Every word you have said has struck home in my mind and well appreciated. if you are a well established writer or blogger or you have some wisdom, I would greatly appreciate you as a close friend and mentor. I'm just starting out, I got noting, not even capital, but I got a good PC, a good command of English and a wonderful talent for writing.
I have looked up your profile. I have a website coming up soon where I will sell ebooks both mine and others. I will contact you once I'm set in case u got any fair ad proposals for your business.

I thank you for this bit of wisdom today.
Cheer to you too, sir!

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Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 8:25am On Oct 02, 2016

jelal007:
Nice.....will u be given us some episodes 4 free? Or is everything (part 2) going 2b 4 sale? If it is,at what price? Thanks

sorry Jelal. on my new website to be ready any day now, once registered, you may the free works of other authors and any other free work I have in the future after i become financially stable but not now.

Talking the necessity of free works, below was the response I got on another section of Nairaland yesterday and it got so many likes and shares.

alignacademy:
@Eze2000

Happy Independence Day!

First, I commend you for staying true to your
first love.

It's easy to jump on the bandwagon of
whatever seems to be the rave of the moment;
that's why it's refreshing to see someone
stick to his calling.

We need more of you.

Now, you still gotta eat, and giving away
your work for free could get you lean very quickly.

How about looking out for people who really
value what you offer?

I write myself so I have an idea of the
effort that goes into getting an idea out on
paper in a format that can communicate.

(Some misguided folks think it's easy to organize
thoughts in a way that will actually make an
impact on a reader.)

Considering the effort that goes into
writing, anybody who wants to get it free is
not really your friend.

So try and find your audience; the people who
will value your work and gladly exchange
their money for it.

Cheers!

Webmasters › Re: Something No One Has Ever Told You About Making Money Online by Eze2000(m): 2:33pm On Oct 01, 2016

thOzmic:
Would you give it for free?

Not at all, I wouldn't but in certain cases I might consider being of good heart.

I'm a very popular author over in literature section and one of my two books are free. The goes for a subsidised fee of 500 naira and I have sold quite a few copies but the current economic woes of this country make writing books a loser's job.
People call me one hell of a writer but can't buy my work. They beg endlessly and I give out some copies now and then to those fans I feel that really can't afford it . Nonetheless, all this has affected me badly.

Sir, if you will trust me and reach out to me perhaps we may reach an agreement to favor me now and u later.
who be so happy if this was possible. I'm a very honest and straight forward person and all my fans will vouch for me, I promise, you have no idea how badly a break, its not just the economy like so many complain of now.

Thank you.

09029400640 (whatsapps)
eze21eke@gmail.com

Webmasters › Re: Something No One Has Ever Told You About Making Money Online by Eze2000(m): 11:04pm On Sep 30, 2016

thOzmic:
It's impossible to make money online without investing a dime; be it monetary, time wise or other resource.

Yeah, it's absolutely impossible to make money anyhow, anywhere, without giving something in. Some ways maybe cheaper and less risky while others may be of a higher risk.

Don't be discouraged though, because I've come with a way to really help you make money online. I am not promising millions in one night or anything like that, rather I am promising you as much as you are willing to work for.

I am not going to give you the keys to online success for free, that's for sure. I won't sugar coat anything, or give any false hype, I will just tell you the facts.

I will personally teach you how to really make money online, these are stuff you see everyday on the internet but you may have no idea how you can actually monetize or exploit it, and that's what I'm going to teach you how to do; exploit the obvious loopholes of the internet.

I don't need much people to impact my knowledge to; that will be too much work for me to do. I can only take five persons at a time so hurry up and quote me, the first five people will be chosen.

However, have in mind that it's not free just as I've said before, and I need only five serious people.

Me too.
No gain my thing right now. But all this 'pay I teach to make money' is too much.

Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 6:21pm On Sep 30, 2016

dadido:
We are waiting but take ur time bro. dont rush so u can give us d best.

The wait won't be long. the story should move into first editing stage this Sunday and then its only a matter of days from there.
Unlike in part 1 where only Alex sole character the part 2 has more than 5 characters come alive and that's why its complex but I will it for sure and soon.

Literature › Re: Has A Nigerian Ever Written Science Fiction Or Fantasy? by Eze2000(m): 11:46am On Sep 30, 2016

proproman:
just wanted to ask. am a start up writer (sort of) and i want to write fiction, sci-fi and fantasy especially. am wondering if any Nigerian has ever written under either of the genres, as in a really good work not ''eze and the fisherman'', so anyone?[color=][/color]

I'm doing something like it right now but not quite cvos mine is tainted with real facts.

DIRTY DIAMONDS OF BOKO HARAM.

The part 1 of my book is available right here on Nairaland's literature section as is another of my books...RUTHLESS BETRAYALS

https://www.nairaland.com/2941054/ruthless-betrayals-story-love-betrayals
.

Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Place Your Books On Amazon Kindle From Nigeria ! by Eze2000(m): 4:18pm On Sep 27, 2016

Agstar:
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Be reasonable and fair with that fee my friend. If you overcharge, I will step in with a free tutorial or even a cheaper offer. Until then you have the floor.

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Literature › Re: Dirty Diamonds Of Boko Haram (Part 1) ....By Eze Eke by Eze2000(op): 12:24am On Sep 23, 2016*

maadman:
Eze2000!!! I have even registered and paid money on okada books waiting for the part 2. I'm tired of waiting o!! Do something quickly.
U say ur waiting for info from the sambisa terrain ..that's bull. Is this not the work of fiction? If u watch and read news u will hear names like allamgro, benishiek, Bama and em likes.. Use those areas..u can also Google earth the area to get d feel.. I requested to contact u privately but u never responded.. Hence my public contact here. I'm still (like d game of thrones) waiting for the continuation..even if I have to pay for it... Make me proud.

i'm so sorry for the delay. the thing is proving far harder than I thought. it will be for sale and it should be out before September 31.
My website will be out as by then.
Purchase and online reading of all my works will be possible there once u are registered. It is this website issue that delayed me a lot.
when the book comes out I will announce it with the publication of a short horror story here.
And when u read chapter 1 to 4 of this part two you will understand the info from sambsia is not 'bull'....with your own mouth will u testify.

Sorry to you all expecting a free work of Boko Haram part 2 but it has been tough writing and 'CHANGE DON HAMMER ME'

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Webmasters › Re: How To Setup A Custom Domain Name For Your Blogger Blog by Eze2000(m): 7:22pm On Sep 09, 2016

elkonS:
why not yes you can blog on multiple niches but it's more demanding except you are a copy and paste blogger

add me up on bbm 5EF78E70 we can talk more

done

Webmasters › Re: How To Setup A Custom Domain Name For Your Blogger Blog by Eze2000(m): 9:34am On Sep 09, 2016

elkonS:
it's very easy.. considering space constraint I might not be able to say it all.. but quote me if you are interested...

The first thing is to determine what niche you want to blog about.. niche means content makeup

can't someone blog on multiple niches ?

I stuck on niche choice for my blog..I want move with health, travel, and gist...even add an amazon affiliate angle

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